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THE MAKING OF AN AMERICAN

BY JACOB A. RIIS

AUTHOR OF "HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES," "A TEN YEARS' WAR," "OUT OF
MULBERRY STREET," ETC.

WITH NUMEROUS ILLUSTRATIONS

To LAMMET




TO THE READER

The papers which form this autobiography were originally published
in _The Outlook_, the chapter telling of my going "home to mother"
in _The Churchman_, and parts of one or two others in _The Century
Magazine_. To those who have been asking if they are made-up stories,
let me say here that they are not. And I am mighty glad they are
not.  I would not have missed being in it all for anything.


J. A. R.

RICHMOND HILL, N.Y., October, 1901.





CONTENTS



CHAPTER I
THE MEETING ON THE LONG BRIDGE

CHAPTER II
I LAND IN NEW YORK AND TAKE A HAND IN THE GAME

CHAPTER III
I GO TO WAR AT LAST, AND SOW THE SEED OF FUTURE CAMPAIGNS

CHAPTER IV
WORKING AND WANDERING

CHAPTER V
I GO INTO BUSINESS, HEADLONG

CHAPTER VI
IN WHICH I BECOME AN EDITOR AND RECEIVE MY FlRST LOVE LETTER

CHAPTER VII
ELIZABETH TELLS HER STORY

CHAPTER VIII
EARLY MARRIED LIFE; I BECOME AN ADVERTISING BUREAU; ON THE "TRIBUNE"

CHAPTER IX
LIFE IN MULBERRY STREET

CHAPTER X
MY DOG IS AVENGED

CHAPTER XI
THE BEND IS LAID BY THE HEELS

CHAPTER XII
I BECOME AN AUTHOR AND RESUME MY INTERRUPTED CAREER AS A LECTURER

CHAPTER XIII
ROOSEVELT COMES--MULBERRY STREET'S GOLDEN AGE

CHAPTER XIV
I TRY TO GO TO THE WAR FOR THE THIRD AND LAST TlME

CHAPTER XV
WHEN I WENT HOME TO MOTHER

CHAPTER XVI
THE AMERICAN MADE




LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS



Jacob A. Riis

Our Stork

The Meeting on the Long Bridge

Ribe, from the Castle Hill

The View the Stork got of the Old Town

The Domkirke

Within the Domkirke

Mother

The Deserted Quay

Downstream, where Ships sailed once

A Cobblestone-paved Alley

Father

My Childhood's Home

Down by her Garden, on the River Nibs

The Picture her Mother gave me

Brady's Bend as I knew it

"I found the valley deserted and dead"

"The dead were much better company"

Lunching at Delmonico's

The Fight on the Police Station Steps

"There I set my traps"

Our Old Pastor

When I worked in the Buffalo Ship-yard

"One end of the town was burning while I was canvassing the other"

"I went to hear Horace Greeley address an open-air meeting"

"The wide world seemed suddenly a cold and far-off place"

"Hard Times"

Brother Simmons (_the Rev. Ichabod Simmons_)

The Letter

Elizabeth's Mother

Elizabeth's Home--"The Castle"

Elizabeth as I found her again

"I was face to face with my father"

Bringing the "Loved-up" Flowers

"Out into the open country, into the wide world,--our life's journey
had begun"

Mulberry Street

_Tribune_ Police Bureau

"In which lay dying a French nobleman of proud and ancient name"

Our Office--my Partner, Mr. Ensign, at the Desk, I in the Corner

"About that interview, now," he drawled

"The carriage went on"

"The General said never a word"

Dr. Roger S. Tracy

General Ely Parker (_Chief of the Six Nations_)

The Lodging-room at the Leonard Street Police Station

The Church Street Station Lodging-room, in which I was robbed

The Yellow Newspapers' Contribution

The Mulberry Bend as it was

"The tenants bolted through the windows"

Lodgers at Five Cents a Spot

Bandits' Roost--a Mulberry Bend Alley

Bottle Alley, Mulberry Bend. Headquarters of the Whyo Gang

The Mulberry Bend as it is

My Little Ones gathering Daisies for "the Poors"

Mr. Lowell's Letter

The Boys' "Playground" in an Old-time School

Typical East Side Tenement Block (_five hundred babies in it, not
one bath-tub_)

President Theodore Roosevelt, of the Police Board

"One was sitting asleep on a butter-tub"

Chief of Police Thomas Byrnes

The Mott Street Barracks

Gotham Court

A Tenement House Air-shaft

The School of the New Day

The Way to prevent the Manufacture of "Toughs"

Ribe, in my Childhood (_seen from Elisabeths Garden_)

At Home in the Old Town (_the last time we were all together_)

"The 'gossip benches' are filled"

The Extinct Chimney-sweep

The Ancient Bellwoman

The Village Express

Holy Andrew's Cross

Sir Asker Ryg's Church at Fjennesloevlille

"Horse-meat to-day!"

The Cross of Dannebrog

After Twenty-five Years

King Christian as I saw him last

The Jacob A. Riis House (_No. 50 Henry Street, New York_)

Christmas Eve with the King's Daughters

James Tanner

"The little ones from Cherry Street"

My Silver Bride

Here comes the Baby!

"That minute I knew"




CHAPTER I

THE MEETING ON THE LONG BRIDGE



[Illustration: Our Stork]

On the outskirts of the ancient town of Ribe, on the Danish north
seacoast, a wooden bridge spanned the Nibs River when I was a boy--a
frail structure, with twin arches like the humps of a dromedary,
for boats to go under. Upon it my story begins. The bridge is long
since gone. The grass-grown lane that knew our romping feet leads
nowhere now. But in my memory it is all as it was that day nearly
forty years ago, and it is always summer there. The bees are droning
among the forget-me-nots that grow along shore, and the swans arch
their necks in the limpid stream. The clatter of the mill-wheel
down at the dam comes up with drowsy hum; the sweet smells of meadow
and field are in the air.  On the bridge a boy and a girl have met.

He whistles a tune, boy-fashion, with worsted jacket slung across
his arm, on his way home from the carpenter shop to his midday
meal.  When she has passed he stands looking after her, all the
music gone out of him. At the other end of the bridge she turns
with the feeling that he is looking, and, when she sees that he
is, goes on with a little toss of her pretty head. As she stands
one brief moment there with the roguish look, she is to stand
in his heart forever--a sweet girlish figure, in jacket of gray,
black-embroidered, with schoolbooks and pretty bronzed boots--

"With tassels!" says my wife, maliciously--she has been looking
over my shoulder. Well, with tassels! What then? Did I not worship
a pair of boots with tassels which I passed in a shop window in
Copenhagen every day for a whole year, because they were the only
other pair I ever saw? I don't know--there may have been more;
perhaps others wore them. I know she did. Curls she had, too--curls
of yellow gold. Why do girls not have curls these days? It is such
a rare thing to see them, that when you do you feel like walking
behind them miles and miles just to feast your eyes.  Too much
bother, says my daughter. Bother?  Why, I have carried one of your
mother's, miss! all these--there, I shall not say how long--and
carry it still. Bother? Great Scott!

[Illustration: The Meeting on the Long Bridge.]

And is this going to be a love story, then?  Well, I have turned
it over and over, and looked at it from every angle, but if I am
to tell the truth, as I promised, I don't see how it can be helped.
If I am to do that, I must begin at the Long Bridge.  I stepped
on it that day a boy, and came off it with the fixed purpose of a
man. How I stuck to it is part of the story--the best part, to my
thinking; and I ought to know, seeing that our silver wedding comes
this March. Silver wedding, humph! She isn't a week older than the
day I married her--not a week. It was all in the way of her that
I came here; though at the time I am speaking of I rather guessed
than knew it was Elizabeth. She lived over there beyond the bridge.
We had been children together. I suppose I had seen her a thousand
times before without noticing. In school I had heard the boys
trading in her for marbles and brass buttons as a partner at dances
and games--generally trading off the other girls for her. She was
such a pretty dancer! I was not. "Soldiers and robbers" was more
to my taste. That any girl, with curls or without, should be worth
a good marble, or a regimental button with a sound eye, that could
be strung, was rank foolishness to me until that day on the bridge.

And now I shall have to recross it after all, to tell who and what
we were, that we may start fair.  I shall have to go slow, too,
for back of that day everything seems very indistinct and strange.
A few things stand out more clearly than the rest.  The day, for
instance, when I was first dragged off to school by an avenging
housemaid and thrust howling into an empty hogshead by the ogre of
a schoolmarm, who, when she had put the lid on, gnashed her yellow
teeth at the bunghole and told me that so bad boys were dealt with
in school. At recess she had me up to the pig-pen in the yard as a
further warning. The pig had a slit in the ear.  It was for being
lazy, she explained, and showed me the shears. Boys were no better
than pigs. Some were worse; then--a jab at the air with the scissors
told the rest. Poor father! He was a schoolmaster, too; how much
sorrow it might have spared him had he known of this! But we were
too scared to tell, I suppose. He had set his heart upon my taking
up his calling, and I hated the school from the day I first saw
it. Small wonder. The only study he succeeded in interesting me in
was English, because Charles Dickens's paper, _All the Year Round_,
came to the house with stories ever so much more alluring than the
tedious grammar.  He was of the old dispensation, wedded to the
old ways. But the short cut I took to knowledge in that branch I
think opened his eyes to some things ahead of his time. Their day
had not yet come. He lived to see it dawn and was glad. I know how
he felt about it. I myself have lived down the day of the hogshead
in the child-life of New York. Some of the schools our women made
an end of a few years ago weren't much better. To help clean them
out was like getting square with the ogre that plagued my childhood.

I mind, too, my first collision with the tenement.  There was just
one, and it stood over against the castle hill, separated from it
only by the dry moat.  We called it Rag Hall, and I guess it deserved
the name. Ribe was a very old town. Five hundred years ago or so it
had been the seat of the fighting kings, when Denmark was a power
to be reckoned with. There they were handy when trouble broke out
with the German barons to the south. But the times changed, and of
all its greatness there remained to Ribe only its famed cathedral,
with eight centuries upon its hoary head, and its Latin School.
Of the castle of the Valdemars there was left only this green hill
with solemn sheep browsing upon it and ba-a-a-ing into the sunset. In
the moats, where once ships sailed in from the sea, great billowy
masses of reeds ever bent and swayed under the west wind that
swept over the meadows. They grew much taller than our heads, and
we boys loved to play in them, to track the tiger or the grizzly
to its lair, not without creeping shudders at the peril that might
lie in ambush at the next turn; or, hidden deep down among them,
we lay and watched the white clouds go overhead and listened to
the reeds whispering of the great days and deeds that were.

[Illustration: Ribe, from the Castle Hill.]

The castle hill was the only high ground about the town. It was
said in some book of travel that one might see twenty-four miles
in any direction from Ribe, lying flat on one's back; but that was
drawing the long bow. Flat the landscape was, undeniably. From the
top of the castle hill we could see the sun setting upon the sea,
and the islands lying high in fine weather, as if floating in the
air, the Nibs winding its silvery way through the green fields.
Not a tree, hardly a house, hindered the view. It was grass, all
grass, for miles, to the sand dunes and the beach. Strangers went
into ecstasy over the little woodland patch down by the Long Bridge,
and very sweet and pretty it was; but to me, who was born there, the
wide view to the sea, the green meadows, with the lonesome flight
of the shore-birds and the curlew's call in the night-watches,
were dearer far, with all their melancholy.  More than mountains
in their majesty; more, infinitely more, than the city of teeming
millions with all its wealth and might, they seem to me to typify
human freedom and the struggle for it. Thence came the vikings
that roved the seas, serving no man as master; and through the dark
ages of feudalism no lord long bent the neck of those stout yeomen
to the yoke. Germany, forgetting honor, treaties, and history, is
trying to do it now in Slesvig, south of the Nibs, and she will
as surely fail. The day of long-delayed justice, when dynasties by
the grace of God shall have been replaced by government by right
of the people, will find them unconquered still.

Alas! I am afraid that thirty years in the land of my children's
birth have left me as much of a Dane as ever. I no sooner climb the
castle hill than I am fighting tooth and nail the hereditary foes
of my people whom it was built high to bar. Yet, would you have
it otherwise? What sort of a husband is the man going to make who
begins by pitching his old mother out of the door to make room for
his wife? And what sort of a wife would she be to ask or to stand
it?

But I was speaking of the tenement by the moat.  It was a ramshackle,
two-story affair with shiftless tenants and ragged children. Looking
back now, I think likely it was the contrast of its desolation with
the green hill and the fields I loved, of its darkness and human
misery and inefficiency with the valiant fighting men of my boyish
dreams, that so impressed me. I believe it because it is so now.
Over against the tenement that we fight in our cities ever rises
in my mind the fields, the woods, God's open sky, as accuser and
witness that His temple is being so defiled, man so dwarfed in body
and soul.

[Illustration: The View the Stork got of the Old Town]

I know that Rag Hall displeased me very much.  I presume there must
have been something of an inquiring Yankee twist to my make-up,
for the boys called me "Jacob the delver," mainly because of my
constant bothering with the sewerage of our house, which was of
the most primitive kind. An open gutter that was full of rats led
under the house to the likewise open gutter of the street. That was
all there was of it, and very bad it was; but it had always been
so, and as, consequently, it could not be otherwise, my energies
spent themselves in unending warfare with those rats, whose nests
choked the gutter. I could hardly have been over twelve or thirteen
when Rag Hall challenged my resentment.  My methods in dealing with
it had at least the merit of directness, if they added nothing to
the sum of human knowledge or happiness.  I had received a "mark,"
which was a coin like our silver quarter, on Christmas Eve, and I
hied myself to Rag Hall at once to divide it with the poorest family
there, on the express condition that they should tidy up things,
especially those children, and generally change their way of living.
The man took the money--I have a vague recollection of seeing a
stunned look on his face--and, I believe, brought it back to our
house to see if it was all right, thereby giving me great offence.
But he did the best for himself that way, for so Rag Hall came under
the notice of my mother too. And there really was some whitewashing
done, and the children were cleaned up for a season. So that the
eight skilling were, if not wisely, yet well invested, after all.

[Illustration: The Domkirke]

[Illustration: Within the Domkirke.]

No doubt Christmas had something to do with it. Poverty and misery
always seem to jar more at the time when the whole world makes
merry. We took an entire week off to keep Christmas in. Till after
New Year's Day no one thought of anything else. The "Holy Eve" was
the greatest of the year. Then the Domkirke shone with a thousand
wax candles that made the gloom in the deep recesses behind the
granite pillars seem deeper still, and brought out the picture
of the Virgin Mary and her child, long hidden under the whitewash
of the Reformation, and so preserved to our day by the very means
taken to destroy it. The people sang the dear old hymns about the
child cradled in the manger, and mother's tears fell in her hymn-book.
Dear old mother! She had a house full, and little enough to manage
with; but never one went hungry or unhelped from her door. I am
a believer in organized, systematic charity upon the evidence of
my senses; but--I am glad we have that one season in which we can
forget our principles and err on the side of mercy, that little
corner in the days of the dying year for sentiment and no questions
asked. No need to be afraid. It is safe. Christmas charity never
corrupts. Love keeps it sweet and good--the love He brought into
the world at Christmas to temper the hard reason of man. Let it
loose for that little spell.  January comes soon enough with its
long cold.  Always it seems to me the longest month in the year.
It is so far to another Christmas!

[Illustration: Mother.]

To say that Ribe was an old town hardly describes it to readers
at this day. A town might be old and yet have kept step with time.
In my day Ribe had not. It had never changed its step or its ways
since whale-oil lanterns first hung in iron chains across its
cobblestone-paved streets to light them at night. There they hung
yet, every rusty link squeaking dolefully in the wind that never
ceased blowing from the sea. Coal-oil, just come from America, was
regarded as a dangerous innovation.  I remember buying a bottle
of "Pennsylvania oil" at the grocer's for eight skilling, as a
doubtful domestic experiment. Steel pens had not crowded out the
old-fashioned goose-quill, and pen-knives meant just what their name
implies.  Matches were yet of the future. We carried tinder-boxes
to strike fire with. People shook their heads at the telegraph.
The day of the stage-coach was not yet past. Steamboat and railroad
had not come within forty miles of the town, and only one steam
factory--a cotton mill that was owned by Elizabeth's father. At
the time of the beginning of my story, he, having made much money
during the early years of the American war through foresight in
having supplied himself with cotton, was building another and larger,
and I helped to put it up. Of progress and enterprise he held an
absolute monopoly in Ribe, and though he employed more than half
of its working force, it is not far from the truth that he was
unpopular on that account. It could not be well otherwise in a town
whose militia company yet drilled with flint-lock muskets. Those
we had in the school for the use of the big boys--dreadful old
blunderbusses of the pre-Napoleonic era--were of the same pattern.
I remember the fright that seized our worthy rector when the German
army was approaching in the winter of 1863, and the haste they
made to pack them all up in a box and send them out to be sunk
in the deep, lest they fall into the hands of the enemy; and the
consternation that sat upon their faces when they saw the Prussian
needle-guns.

The watchmen still cried the hour at night They do, for that matter,
yet. The railroad came to town and the march of improvement struck
it, after I had gone away. Century-old institutions were ruthlessly
upset. The police force, which in my boyhood consisted of a man and
a half--that is, one with a wooden leg--was increased and uniformed,
and the night watchmen's chant was stopped. But there are limits
to everything. The town that had been waked every hour of the night
since the early Middle Ages to be told that it slept soundly, could
not possibly take a night's rest without it. It lay awake dreading
all sorts of unknown disasters. Universal insomnia threatened
it; and within a month, on petition of the entire community, the
council restored the songsters, and they squeak to this day. This
may sound like exaggeration; but it is not. It is a faithful record
of what took place and stands so upon the official minutes of the
municipality.

[Illustration: The Deserted Quay.]

When I was in Denmark last year, I looked over some of those old
reports, and had more than one melancholy laugh at the account
of measures taken for the defence of Ribe at the first assault of
the Germans in 1849. That was the year I was born.  Ribe, being a
border town on the line of the coveted territory, set about arming
itself to resist invasion. The citizens built barricades in the
streets--one of them, with wise forethought, in front of the drug
store, "in case any one were to faint" and stand in need of Hoffman's
drops or smelling-salts. The women filled kettles with hot water
in the houses flanking an eventual advance.  "Two hundred pounds
of powder" were ordered from the next town by foot-post, and a
cannon that had stood half buried a hundred years, serving for a
hitching-post, was dug up and put into commission.  There being a
scarcity of guns, the curate of the next village reported arming
his host with spears and battle-axes as the next best thing. A
rumor of a sudden advance of the enemy sent the mothers with babes
in arms scurrying north for safety. My mother was among them. I
was a month old at the time. Thirty years later I battled for the
mastery in the police office in Mulberry Street with a reporter for
the _Staats-Zeitung_ whom I discovered to be one of those invaders,
and I took it out of him in revenge. Old Cohen carried a Danish
bullet in his arm to remind him of his early ill-doings. But it was
not fired in defence of Ribe. That collapsed when a staff officer
of the government, who had been sent out to report upon the zeal
of the Ribe men, declared that the town could be defended only by
damming the river and flooding the meadows, which would cost two
hundred daler. The minutes of the council represent that that was
held to be too great a price to pay for the privilege of being
sacked, perhaps, as a captured town; and the citizen army disbanded.

[Illustration: Downstream where Ships sailed once]

If the coming of the invading army could have been timed to suit,
the sea, which from old was the bulwark of the nation, might have
completed the defences of Ribe without other expense to it than
that of repairing damages. Two or three times a year, usually in
the fall, when it blew long and hard from the northwest, it broke
in over the low meadows and flooded the country as far as the eye
could reach. Then the high causeways were the refuge of everything
that lived in the fields; hares, mice, foxes, and partridges huddled
there, shivering in the shower of spray that shot over the road,
and making such stand as they could against the fierce blast. If the
"storm flood" came early in the season, before the cattle had been
housed, there was a worse story to tell. Then the town butcher went
upon the causeway at daybreak with the implements of his trade to
save if possible, by letting the blood, at least the meat of drowned
cattle and sheep that were cast up by the sea. When it rose higher
and washed over the road, the mail-coach picked its way warily
between white posts set on both sides to guide it safe. We boys
caught fish in the streets of the town, while red tiles flew from
the roofs all about us, and we enjoyed ourselves hugely. It was part
of the duty of the watchmen who cried the hours to give warning if
the sea came in suddenly during the night. And when we heard it we
shivered in our beds with gruesome delight.

The people of Ribe were of three classes: the officials, the
tradesmen, and the working people.  The bishop, the burgomaster,
and the rector of the Latin School headed the first class, to which
my father belonged as the senior master in the school.  Elizabeth's
father easily led the second class. For the third, it had no
leaders and nothing to say at that time. On state occasions lines
were quite sharply drawn between the classes, but the general
kindliness of the people caused them at ordinary times to be so
relaxed that the difference was hardly to be noticed. Theirs was a
real neighborliness that roamed unrestrained and without prejudice
until brought up with a round turn at the barrier of traditional
orthodoxy. I remember well one instance of that kind. There lived in
our town a single family of Jews, well-to-do tradespeople, gentle
and good, and socially popular. There lived also a Gentile woman
of wealth, a mother in the strictly Lutheran Israel, who fed and
clothed the poor and did no end of good. She was a very pious woman.
It so happened that the Jewess and the Christian were old friends.
But one day they strayed upon dangerous ground. The Jewess saw it
and tried to turn the conversation from the forbidden topic.

"Well, dear friend," she said, soothingly, "some day, when we meet
in heaven, we shall all know better."

The barrier was reached. Her friend fairly bristled as she made
reply:

"What! Our heaven? No, indeed! We may be good friends here, Mrs----,
but there--really, you will have to excuse me."

[Illustration: A Cobblestone paved Alley]

Narrow streams are apt to run deep. An incident which I set down in
justice to the uncompromising orthodoxy of that day, made a strong
impression on me. The two concerned in it were my uncle, a generous,
bright, even a brilliant man, but with no great bump of reverence,
and the deacon in the village church where they lived. He was the
exact opposite of my uncle: hard, unlovely, but deeply religious.
The two were neighbors and quarrelled about their fence-line. For
months they did not speak. On Sunday the deacon strode by on his way
to church, and my uncle, who stayed home, improved the opportunity
to point out of what stuff those Pharisees were made, much to his
own edification. Easter week came. In Denmark it is, or was, custom
to go to communion once a year, on Holy Thursday, if at no other
season, and, I might add, rarely at any other. On Wednesday night,
the deacon appeared, unbidden, at my uncle's door, craving an
interview. If a spectre had suddenly walked in, I do not suppose
he could have lost his wits more completely. He recovered them with
an effort, and bidding his guest welcome, led him courteously to
his office.

From that interview he came forth a changed man. Long years after
I heard the full story of it from my uncle's own lips. It was simple
enough.  The deacon said that duty called him to the communion
table on the morrow, and that he could not reconcile it with his
conscience to go with hate toward his neighbor in his heart. Hence
he had come to tell him that he might have the line as he claimed
it. The spark struck fire. Then and there they made up and were warm
friends, though agreeing in nothing, till they died. "The faith,"
said my uncle in telling of it, "that could work in that way upon
such a nature, is not to be made light of." And he never did after
that. He died a believing man.

It may be that it contributed something to the ordinarily democratic
relations of the upper-class men and the tradespeople that the
latter were generally well-to-do, while the officials mostly had a
running fight of it with their incomes. My father's salary had to
reach around to a family of fourteen, nay, fifteen, for he took
his dead sister's child when a baby and brought her up with us,
who were boys all but one. Father had charge of the Latin form, and
this, with a sense of grim humor, caused him, I suppose, to check
his children off with the Latin numerals, as it were. The sixth
was baptized Sextus, the ninth Nonus, though they were not called
so, and he was dissuaded from calling the twelfth Duodecimus only
by the certainty that the other boys would miscall him "Dozen." How
I escaped Tertius I don't know. Probably the scheme had not been
thought of then. Poor father! Of the whole fourteen but one lived
to realize his hopes of a professional career, only to die when
he had just graduated from the medical school. My oldest brother
went to sea; Sophus, the doctor, was the next; and I, when it came
my time to study in earnest, refused flatly and declared my wish
to learn the carpenter's trade. Not till thirty years after did
I know how deep the wound was I struck my father then. He had set
his heart upon my making a literary career, and though he was very
far from lacking sympathy with the workingman--I rather think that
he was the one link between the upper and lower strata in our town
in that way, enjoying the most hearty respect of both--yet it was
a sad disappointment to him. It was in 1893, when I saw him for
the last time, that I found it out, by a chance remark he dropped
when sitting with my first book, "How the Other Half Lives," in
his hand, and also the sacrifice he had made of his own literary
ambitions to eke out by hack editorial work on the local newspaper
a living for his large family. As for me, I would have been repaid
for the labor of writing a thousand books by witnessing the pride
he took in mine.  There was at last a man of letters in the family,
though he came by a road not down on the official map.

[Illustration: Father.]

Crying over spilt milk was not my father's fashion, however.  If I
was to be a carpenter, there was a good one in town, to whom I was
forthwith apprenticed for a year. During that time, incidentally,
I might make up my mind, upon the evidence of my reduced standing,
that school was, after all, to be preferred. And thus it was that
I came to be a working boy helping build her proud father's factory
at the time I fell head over heels in love with sweet Elizabeth.
Certainly I had taken no easy road to the winning of my way and
my bride; so reasoned the town, which presently took note of my
infatuation.  But, then, it laughed, there was time enough.  I was
fifteen and she was not thirteen. There was time enough, oh, yes!
Only I did not think so.  My courtship proceeded at a tumultuous
pace, which first made the town laugh, then put it out of patience
and made some staid matrons express the desire to box my ears
soundly. It must be owned that if courting were generally done on
the plan I adopted, there would be little peace and less safety
all around. When she came playing among the lumber where we were
working, as she naturally would, danger dogged my steps. I carry a
scar on the shin-bone made with an adze I should have been minding
when I was looking after her. The forefinger on my left hand has
a stiff joint. I cut that off with an axe when she was dancing on
a beam close by. Though it was put on again by a clever surgeon
and kept on, I have never had the use of it since. But what did a
finger matter, or ten, when she was only there! Once I fell off the
roof when I must crane my neck to see her go around the corner. But
I hardly took note of those things, except to enlist her sympathy by
posing as a wounded hero with my arm in a sling at the dancing-school
which I had joined on purpose to dance with her. I was the biggest
boy there, and therefore first to choose a partner, and I remember
even now the snickering of the school when I went right over and
took Elizabeth. She flushed angrily, but I didn't care. That was
what I was there for, and I had her now. I didn't let her go again,
either, though the teacher delicately hinted that we were not a
good match. She was the best dancer in the school, and I was the
worst. Not a good match, hey! That was as much as she knew about
it.

It was at the ball that closed the dancing-school that I excited the
strong desire of the matrons to box my ears by ordering Elizabeth's
father off the floor when he tried to join in before midnight, the
time set for the elders to take charge. I was floor committee, but
how I could do such a thing passes my understanding, except on the
principle laid down by Mr. Dooley that when a man is in love he
is looking for fight all around. I must have been, for they had to
hold me back by main strength from running away to the army that was
fighting a losing fight with two Great Powers that winter. Though
I was far under age, I was a big boy, and might have passed; but
the hasty retreat of our brave little band before overwhelming
odds settled it. With the echoes of the scandal caused by the ball
episode still ringing, I went off to Copenhagen to serve out my
apprenticeship there with a great builder whose name I saw among
the dead in the paper only the other day. He was ever a good friend
to me.

[Illustration: My Childhood's Home]

The third day after I reached the capital, which happened to be
my birthday, I had appointed a meeting with my student brother at
the art exhibition in the palace of Charlottenborg. I found two
stairways running up from the main entrance, and was debating in
my mind which to take, when a handsome gentleman in a blue overcoat
asked, with a slight foreign accent, if he could help me. I told
him my trouble, and we went up together.

We walked slowly and carried on quite an animated conversation; that
is to say, I did. His part of it was confined mostly to questions,
which I was no way loth to answer. I told him about myself and my
plans; about the old school, and about my father, whom I took it for
granted he knew; for was he not the oldest teacher in the school,
and the wisest, as all Ribe could testify? He listened to it all
with a curious little smile, and nodded in a very pleasant and
sympathetic way which I liked to see.  I told him so, and that
I liked the people of Copenhagen well; they seemed so kind to a
stranger, and he put his hand on my arm and patted it in a friendly
manner that was altogether nice. So we arrived together at the door
where the red lackey stood.

He bowed very deep as we entered, and I bowed back, and told my
friend that there was an example of it; for I had never seen the
man before. At which he laughed outright, and, pointing to a door,
said I would find my brother in there, and bade me good-by. He was
gone before I could shake hands with him; but just then my brother
came up, and I forgot about him in my admiration of the pictures.

We were resting in one of the rooms an hour later, and I was going
over the events of the day, telling all about the kind stranger,
when in he came, and nodded, smiling at me.

"There he is," I cried, and nodded too. To my surprise, Sophus got
up with a start and salaamed in haste.

"Good gracious!" he said, when the stranger was gone. "You don't
mean to say he was your guide?  Why, that was the King, boy!"

I was never so astonished in my life and expect never to be again.
I had only known kings from Hans Christian Andersen's story books,
where they always went in coronation robes, with long train and
pages, and with gold crowns on their heads.  That a king could go
around in a blue overcoat, like any other man, was a real shock to
me that I didn't get over for a while. But when I got to know more
of King Christian, I liked him all the better for it. You couldn't
help that anyhow. His people call him "the good king" with cause.
He is that.

Speaking of Hans Christian Andersen, we boys loved him as a matter
of course; for had he not told us all the beautiful stories that
made the whole background of our lives? They do that yet with me,
more than you would think. The little Christmas tree and the hare
that made it weep by jumping over it because it was so small, belong
to the things that come to stay with you always. I hear of people
nowadays who think it is not proper to tell children fairy-stories.
I am sorry for those children. I wonder what they will give them
instead. Algebra, perhaps.  Nice lot of counting machines we shall
have running the century that is to come! But though we loved
Andersen, we were not above playing our pranks upon him when
occasion offered. In those days Copenhagen was girt about with
great earthen walls, and there were beautiful walks up there under
the old lindens. On moonlight nights when the smell of violets was
in the air, we would sometimes meet the poet there, walking alone.
Then we would string out irreverently in Indian file and walk up,
cap in hand, one after another, to salute him with a deeply respectful
"Good evening, Herr Professor!" That was his title. His kind face
would beam with delight, and our proffered fists would be buried
in the very biggest hand, it seemed to us, that mortal ever
owned,--Andersen had very large hands and feet,--and we would go
away gleefully chuckling and withal secretly ashamed of ourselves.
He was in such evident delight at our homage.

They used to tell a story of Andersen at the time that made the whole
town laugh in its sleeve, though there was not a bit of malice in
it. No one had anything but the sincerest affection for the poet
in my day; his storm and stress period was then long past. He was,
it was said, greatly afraid of being buried alive. So that it might
not happen, he carefully pinned a paper to his blanket every night
before he went to sleep, on which was written: "I guess I am only
in a trance." [Footnote: In Danish: "Jeg er vist skindod."] Needless
to say, he was in no danger. When he fell into his long sleep, the
whole country, for that matter the whole world, stood weeping at
his bier.

Four years I dreamt away in Copenhagen while I learned my trade.
The intervals when I was awake were when she came to the town on
a visit with her father, or, later, to finish her education at a
fashionable school. I mind the first time she came. I was at the
depot, and I rode with her on the back of their coach, unknown to
them. So I found out what hotel they were to stay at. I called the
next day, and purposely forgot my gloves. Heaven knows where I got
them from I probably borrowed them. Those were not days for gloves.
Her father sent them to my address the next day with a broad hint
that, having been neighborly, I needn't call again. He was getting
square for the ball. But my wife says that I was never good at taking
a hint, except in the way of business, as a reporter. I kept the
run of her all the time she was in the city. She did not always
see me, but I saw her, and that was enough. I watched her home from
school in the evening, and was content, though she was escorted
by a cadet with a pig-sticker at his side. He was her cousin, and
had given me his word that he cared nothing about her. He is a
commodore and King Christian's Secretary of Navy now. When she was
sick, I pledged my Sunday trousers for a dollar and bought her a
bouquet of flowers which they teased her about until she cried and
threw it away. And all the time she was getting more beautiful and
more lovable.  She was certainly the handsomest girl in Copenhagen,
which is full of charming women.

[Illustration: Down by her Garden, on the River Nibs.]

There were long spells when she was away, and when I dreamt on
undisturbed. It was during one of these that I went to the theatre
with my brother to see a famous play in which an assassin tried
to murder the heroine, who was asleep in an armchair.  Now, this
heroine was a well-known actress who looked singularly like Elizabeth.
As she sat there with the long curls sweeping her graceful neck,
in imminent danger of being killed, I forgot where I was, what it
was, all and everything except that danger threatened Elizabeth,
and sprang to my feet with a loud cry of murder, trying to make
for the stage. My brother struggled to hold me back.  There was a
sensation in the theatre, and the play was held up while they put
me out. I remember King George of Greece eying me from his box as
I was being transported to the door, and the rascal murderer on
the stage looking as if he had done something deserving of praise.
Outside, in the cold, my brother shook me up and took me home,
a sobered and somewhat crestfallen lad. But, anyhow, I don't like
that kind of play. I don't see why the villain on the stage is any
better than the villain on the street. There are enough of them
and to spare. And think if he _had_ killed her!

The years passed, and the day came at last when, having proved my
fitness, I received my certificate as a duly enrolled carpenter of
the guild of Copenhagen, and, dropping my tools joyfully and in
haste, made a bee-line for Ribe, where she was.  I thought that
I had moved with very stealthy steps toward my goal, having grown
four years older than at the time I set the whole community by the
ears. But it could not have been so, for I had not been twenty-four
hours in town before it was all over that I had come home to propose
to Elizabeth; which was annoying but true. By the same sort of
sorcery the town knew in another day that she had refused me, and
all the wise heads wagged and bore witness that they could have
told me so.  What did I, a common carpenter, want at the "castle"?
That was what they called her father's house. He had other plans
for his pretty daughter.

As for Elizabeth, poor child! she was not yet seventeen, and was
easily persuaded that it was all wrong; she wept, and in the goodness
of her gentle heart was truly sorry; and I kissed her hands and
went out, my eyes brimming over with tears, feeling that there was
nothing in all the wide world for me any more, and that the farther
I went from her the better. So it was settled that I should go
to America. Her mother gave me a picture of her and a lock of her
hair, and thereby roused the wrath of the dowagers once more; for
why should I be breaking my heart over Elizabeth in foreign parts,
since she was not for me?  Ah, but mothers know better! I lived on
that picture and that curl six long years.

[Illustration: The Picture her Mother gave me]

One May morning my own mother went to the stagecoach with me to see
me off on my long journey. Father stayed home. He was ever a man
who, with the tenderest of hearts, put on an appearance of great
sternness lest he betray it.  God rest his soul! That nothing that
I have done caused him greater grief in his life than the separation
that day is sweet comfort to me now. He lived to take Elizabeth
to his heart, a beloved daughter. For me, I had been that morning,
long before the sun rose, under her window to bid her good-by, but
she did not know it. The servants did, though, and told her of it
when she got up.  And she, girl-like, said, "Well, I didn't ask him
to come;" but in her secret soul I think there was a small regret
that she did not see me go.

So I went out in the world to seek my fortune, the richer for some
$40 which Ribe friends had presented to me, knowing that I had
barely enough to pay my passage over in the steerage.  Though I had
aggravated them in a hundred ways and wholly disturbed the peace
of the old town, I think they liked me a little, anyway. They were
always good, kind neighbors, honest and lovable folk. I looked
back with my mother's blessing yet in my ears, to where the gilt
weather-vanes glistened on her father's house, and the tears brimmed
over again. And yet, such is life, presently I felt my heart bound
with a new courage. All was not lost yet. The world was before me.
But yesterday the chance befell that, in going to communion in the
old Domkirke, I knelt beside her at the altar rail. I thought of
that and dried my eyes. God is good. He did not lay it up against
me. When next we met there, we knelt to be made man and wife, for
better or worse; blessedly, gloriously for better, forever and aye,
and all our troubles were over. For had we not one another?




CHAPTER II

I LAND IN NEW YORK AND TAKE A HAND IN THE GAME


The steamer _Iowa_, from Glasgow, made port, after a long and stormy
voyage, on Whitsunday, 1870. She had come up during the night, and
cast anchor off Castle Garden. It was a beautiful spring morning,
and as I looked over the rail at the miles of straight streets, the
green heights of Brooklyn, and the stir of ferryboats and pleasure
craft on the river, my hopes rose high that somewhere in this
teeming hive there would be a place for me. What kind of a place
I had myself no clear notion of. I would let that work out as it
could. Of course I had my trade to fall back on, but I am afraid
that is all the use I thought of putting it to. The love of change
belongs to youth, and I meant to take a hand in things as they
came along. I had a pair of strong hands, and stubbornness enough
to do for two; also a strong belief that in a free country, free
from the dominion of custom, of caste, as well as of men, things
would somehow come right in the end, and a man get shaken into the
corner where he belonged if he took a hand in the game. I think I
was right in that. If it took a lot of shaking to get me where I
belonged, that was just what I needed. Even my mother admits that
now. To tell the truth, I was tired of hammer and saw.  They were
indissolubly bound up with my dreams of Elizabeth that were now
gone to smash. Therefore I hated them. And straightway, remembering
that the day was her birthday, and accepting the fact as a good
omen, I rebuilt my air-castles and resolved to try on a new tack.
So irrational is human nature at twenty-one, when in love. And
isn't it good that it is?

In all of which I have made no account of a factor which is at
the bottom of half our troubles with our immigrant population, so
far as they are not of our own making: the loss of reckoning that
follows uprooting; the cutting loose from all sense of responsibility,
with the old standards gone, that makes the politician's job so
profitable in our large cities, and that of the patriot and the
housekeeper so wearisome. We all know the process. The immigrant
has no patent on it. It afflicts the native, too, when he goes to
a town where he is not known. In the slum it reaches its climax in
the second generation, and makes of the Irishman's and the Italian's
boys the "toughs" who fight the battles of Hell's Kitchen and Frog
Hollow. It simply means that we are creatures of environment, that
a man everywhere is largely what his neighbors and his children
think him to be, and that government makes for our moral good
too, dreamers and anarchists to the contrary notwithstanding. But,
simple as it is, it has been too long neglected for the safety of
the man and of the State. I am not going to discuss here plans for
mending this neglect, but I can think of three that would work; one
of them does work, if not up to the top notch--the public school.
In its ultimate development as the neighborhood centre of things,
I would have that the first care of city government, always and
everywhere, at whatever expense. An efficient parish districting is
another. I think we are coming to that. The last is a rigid annual
enrolment--the school census is good, but not good enough--for
vaccination purposes, jury duty, for military purposes if you
please. I do not mean for conscription, but for the ascertainment
of the fighting strength of the State in case of need--for anything
that would serve as an excuse. It is the enrolment itself that I
think would have a good effect in making the man feel that he is
counted on for something; that he belongs as it were, instead of
standing idle and watching a procession go by, in which there is
no place for him; which is only another way of saying that it is
his right to harass it and levy tribute as he can. The enrolment
for voting comes too late. By that time he may have joined the
looters' army.

So as properly to take my own place in the procession, if not in
the army referred to, as I conceived the custom of the country to
be, I made it my first business to buy a navy revolver of the largest
size, investing in the purchase exactly one-half of my capital. I
strapped the weapon on the outside of my coat and strode up Broadway,
conscious that I was following the fashion of the country. I knew
it upon the authority of a man who had been there before me and had
returned, a gold digger in the early days of California; but America
was America to us. We knew no distinction of West and East. By
rights there ought to have been buffaloes and red Indians charging
up and down Broadway. I am sorry to say that it is easier even
to-day to make lots of people over there believe that, than that
New York is paved, and lighted with electric lights, and quite as
civilized as Copenhagen. They will have it that it is in the wilds.
I saw none of the signs of this, but I encountered a friendly
policeman, who, sizing me and my pistol up, tapped it gently with
his club and advised me to leave it home, or I might get robbed of
it. This, at first blush, seemed to confirm my apprehensions; but
he was a very nice policeman, and took time to explain, seeing
that I was very green. And I took his advice and put the revolver
away, secretly relieved to get rid of it.  It was quite heavy to
carry around.

I had letters to the Danish Consul and to the President of the
American Banknote Company, Mr. Goodall. I think perhaps he was not
then the president, but became so afterward. Mr. Goodall had once
been wrecked on the Danish coast and rescued by the captain of
the lifesaving crew, a friend of my family. But they were both in
Europe, and in just four days I realized that there was no special
public clamor for my services in New York, and decided to go West.
A missionary in Castle Garden was getting up a gang of men for the
Brady's Bend Iron Works on the Allegheny River, and I went along.
We started a full score, with tickets paid, but only two of us
reached the Bend. The rest calmly deserted in Pittsburg and went
their own way. Now here was an instance of what I have just been
saying. Not one of them, probably, would have thought of doing it
on the other side. They would have carried out their contract as
a matter of course. Here they broke it as a matter of course, the
minute it didn't suit them to go on. Two of them had been on our
steamer, and the thought of them makes me laugh even now. One was
a Dane who carried an immense knapsack that was filled with sausages,
cheese, and grub of all kinds when he came aboard. He never let
go of it for a moment on the voyage. In storm and sunshine he was
there, shouldering his knapsack. I think he slept with it. When I
last saw him hobbling down a side street in Pittsburg, he carried
it still, but one end of it hung limp and hungry, and the other was
as lean as a bad year. The other voyager was a jovial Swede whose
sole baggage consisted of an old musket, a blackthorn stick, and
a barometer glass, tied up together. The glass, he explained, was
worth keeping; it might some day make an elegant ruler. The fellow
was a blacksmith, and I mistrust that he could not write.

Adler and I went on to Brady's Bend. Adler was a big, explosive
German who had been a reserve officer, I think, in the Prussian
army. Fate had linked us together when on the steamer the meat
served in the steerage became so bad as to offend not only our
palates, but our sense of smell. We got up a demonstration, marching
to see the captain in a body, Adler and I carrying a tray of the
objectionable meat between us. As the spokesman, I presented the
case briefly and respectfully, and all would have gone well had not
the hot blood of Adler risen at the wrong moment, when the captain
was cautiously exploring the scent of the rejected food. With
a sudden upward jerk he caused that official's nose to disappear
momentarily in the dish, while he exploded in voluble German. The
result was an instant rupture of diplomatic relations.  Adler was
put in the lock-up, but set fiee again immediately. He spent the
rest of the voyage in his bunk shouting dire threats of disaster
impending from the "Norddeutsche Consul," once he reached New York.
But we were all too glad to get ashore to think of vengeance then.

[Illustration: Brady's Bend as I knew it]

Adler found work at the blast-furnace, while I was set to building
huts for the miners on the east bank of the river where a clearing
had been made and called East Brady. On the other side of the
Allegheny the furnaces and rolling mills were hidden away in a
narrow, winding valley that set back into the forest-clad hills,
growing deeper and narrower with every mile. It was to me, who had
been used to seeing the sun rise and set over a level plain where
the winds of heaven blew as they listed, from the first like
a prison. I climbed the hills only to find that there were bigger
hills beyond--an endless sea of swelling billows of green without
a clearing in it. I spent all Sunday roaming through it, miles
and miles, to find an outlook from which I might see the end; but
there was none. A horrible fit of homesickness came upon me. The
days I managed to get through by working hard and making observations
on the American language.  In this I had a volunteer assistant in
Julia, the pretty, barefooted daughter of a coal-miner, who hung
around and took an interest in what was going on. But she disappeared
after I had asked her to explain what setting one's cap for any
one meant. I was curious because I had heard her mother say to
a neighbor that Julia was doing that to me. But the evenings were
very lonesome.  The girl in our boarding-house washed dishes always
to one tune, "The Letter that Never Came." It was not a cheerful
tune and not a cheerful subject, for I had had no news from home
since I left.  I can hear her yet, shrieking and clattering her
dishes, with the frogs yelling accompaniment in the creek that
mumbled in the valley. I never could abide American frogs since.
There is rest in the ko-ax, ko-ax! of its European brother, but
the breathless yi! yi! of our American frogs makes me feel always
as if I wanted to die--which I don't.

In making the clearing, I first saw an American wood-cutter swing
an axe, and the sight filled me with admiration for the man and
the axe both. It was a "double-bitter," and he a typical long-armed
and long-limbed backwoodsman. I also had learned to use the axe,
but anything like the way he swung it, first over one, then over
the other shoulder, making it tell in long, clean cuts at every
blow, I had never dreamt of. It was splendid. I wished myself back
in Copenhagen just long enough to tell the numskulls there, who
were distrustful of American tools, which were just beginning to
come into the market, that they didn't know what they were talking
about. Of course it was reasonable that the good tools should come
from the country where they had good use for them.

There was a settlement of honest Welshmen in the back hills, and
the rumor that a Dane had come into the valley reached it in due
course. It brought down a company of four sturdy miners, who trudged
five miles over bad land of a Sunday to see what I was like. The
Danes who live in Welsh song and story must have been grievous
giants, for they were greatly disgusted at sight of me, and spoke
their minds about it without reserve, even with some severity, as
if I were guilty of some sort of an imposition on the valley.

It could hardly have been this introduction that tempted me to try
coal-mining. I have forgotten how it came about--probably through
some temporary slackness in the building trade; but I did try, and
one day was enough for me. The company mined its own coal. Such as
it was, it cropped out of the hills right and left in narrow veins,
sometimes too shallow to work, seldom affording more space to the
digger than barely enough to permit him to stand upright. You did
not go down through a shaft, but straight in through the side of
a hill to the bowels of the mountain, following a track on which a
little donkey drew the coal to the mouth of the mine and sent it
down the incline to run up and down a hill a mile or more by its own
gravity before it reached the place of unloading.  Through one of
these we marched in, Adler and I, one summer morning with new pickaxes
on our shoulders and nasty little oil lamps fixed in our hats to
light us through the darkness where every second we stumbled over
chunks of slate rock, or into pools of water that oozed through from
above.  An old miner whose way lay past the fork in the tunnel where
our lead began showed us how to use our picks and the timbers to
brace the slate that roofed over the vein, and left us to ourselves
in a chamber perhaps ten feet wide and the height of a man.

We were to be paid by the ton, I forget how much, but it was very
little, and we lost no time getting to work. We had to dig away
the coal at the floor with our picks, lying on our knees to do it,
and afterward drive wedges under the roof to loosen the mass. It
was hard work, and, entirely inexperienced as we were, we made but
little headway.  As the day wore on, the darkness and silence grew
very oppressive, and made us start nervously at the least thing.
The sudden arrival of our donkey with its cart gave me a dreadful
fright. The friendly beast greeted us with a joyous bray and rubbed
its shaggy sides against us in the most companionable way. In the
flickering light of my lamp I caught sight of its long ears waving
over me--I don't believe I had seen three donkeys before in my
life; there were none where I came from--and heard that demoniac
shriek, and I verily believe I thought the evil one had come for
me in person. I know that I nearly fainted.

That donkey was a discerning animal. I think it knew when it first
set eyes on us that we were not going to overwork it; and we didn't.
When, toward evening, we quit work, after narrowly escaping being
killed by a large stone that fell from the roof in consequence of
our neglect to brace it up properly, our united efforts had resulted
in barely filling two of the little carts, and we had earned, if
I recollect aright, something like sixty cents each.  The fall of
the roof robbed us of all desire to try mining again. It knocked
the lamps from our hats, and, in darkness that could almost be felt,
we groped our way back to the light along the track, getting more
badly frightened as we went. The last stretch of way we ran, holding
each other's hands as though we were not men and miners, but two
frightened children in the dark.

As we emerged from the damp gap in the mountain side, the sunset
was upon the hills. Peaceful sounds came up from the valley where
the shadows lay deep. Gangs of men were going home from the day's
toil to their evening rest It seemed to me that I had been dead
and had come back to life. The world was never so wondrous fair.
My companion stood looking out over the landscape with hungry eyes.
Neither of us spoke, but when the last gleam had died out in the
window of the stone church we went straight to the company's store
and gave up our picks. I have never set foot in a coal mine since,
and have not the least desire to do so.

I was back in the harness of the carpenter-shop when, in the
middle of July, the news struck down in our quiet community like
a bombshell that France had declared war on Prussia; also that
Denmark was expected to join her forces to those of her old ally
and take revenge for the great robbery of 1864. I dropped my tools
the moment I heard it, and flew rather than ran to the company's
office to demand my time; thence to our boarding-house to pack.
Adler reasoned and entreated, called it an insane notion, but,
when he saw that nothing would stop me, lent a hand in stuffing
my trunk, praying pathetically between pulls that his countrymen
would make short work of me, as they certainly would of France. I
heeded nothing. All the hot blood of youth was surging through me.
I remembered the defeat, the humiliation of the flag I loved,--aye!
and love yet, for there is no flag like the flag of my fathers,
save only that of my children and of my manhood,--and I remembered,
too, Elizabeth, with a sudden hope. I would be near her then, and
I would earn fame and glory. The carpenter would come back with
shoulder-straps. Perhaps then, in the castle...I shouldered my
trunk and ran for the station. Such tools, clothes, and things as
it would not hold I sold for what they would fetch, and boarded
the next train for Buffalo, which was as far as my money would take
me.

[Illustration: "I found the valley deserted and dead."]

I cannot resist the temptation at this point to carry the story
thirty years forward to last winter, in order to point out one of
the queer happenings which long ago caused me to be known to my
friends as "the man of coincidences." I have long since ceased to
consider them as such, though in this one there is no other present
significance than that it decided a point which I had been turning
over in my own mind, of moment to me and my publisher.  I was
lecturing in Pittsburg at the time, and ran up to take another look
at Brady's Bend. I found the valley deserted and dead. The mills
were gone.  Disaster had overtaken them in the panic of 1873, and
all that remained of the huge plant was a tottering stump of the
chimney and clusters of vacant houses dropping to pieces here and
there. Young trees grew out of the cold ashes in the blast-furnace.
All about was desolation. Strolling down by the river with the
editor of the local paper in East Brady, which had grown into a
slow little railroad town, my eye fell upon a wrecked hut in which
I recognized the company's office. The shutters were gone, the door
hung on one hinge, and the stairs had rotted away, but we climbed
in somehow. It was an idle quest, said my companion; all the books
and papers had been sold the summer before to a Pittsburg junkman,
who came with a cart and pitchforked them into it as so much waste
paper. His trail was plain within. The floor was littered with torn
maps and newspapers from the second term of President Grant. In a
rubbish heap I kicked against something more solid and picked it
up. It was the only book left in the place: the "draw-book" for
the years 1870-72; and almost the first name I read was my own,
as having received, on July 19, 1870, $10.63 in settlement of my
account with the Brady's Bend Company when I started for the war.
My companion stared. I wrapped up the book and took it away with
me. I considered that I had a moral right to it; but if anybody
questions it, it is at his service.

Buffalo was full of Frenchmen, but they did not receive me with a
torchlight procession. They even shrugged their shoulders when good
old Pater Bretton took up my cause and tried to get me forwarded
at least to New York. The one patriot I found to applaud my high
resolve was a French pawnbroker, who, with many compliments and
shoulder pattings, took my trunk and all its contents, after I had
paid my board out of it, in exchange for a ticket to New York. He
took my watch, too, but that didn't keep time. I remember seeing
my brush go with a grim smile. Having no clothes to brush, I had
no need of it any longer. That pawnbroker was an artist.  The year
after, when I was in Buffalo again, it occurred to me to go in
and see if I could get back any of my belongings. I was just a bit
ashamed of myself, and represented that I was a brother of the
young hothead who had gone to the war. I thought I discovered a
pair of trousers that had been mine hanging up in his store, but
the Frenchman was quicker than I. His eyes followed mine, and he
took instant umbrage:--

"So your brother vas one shump, vas he?" he yelled. "Your brother
vas a long sight better man zan you, mine frient. He go fight for
la France.  You stay here. Get out!" And he put me out, and saved
the day and the trousers.

It was never a good plan for me to lie. It never did work out right,
not once. I have found the only safe plan to be to stick to the
truth and let the house come down if it must. It will come down
anyhow.

I reached New York with just one cent in my pocket, and put up at
a boarding-house where the charge was one dollar a day. In this
no moral obliquity was involved. I had simply reached the goal for
which I had sacrificed all, and felt sure that the French people
or the Danish Consul would do the rest quickly. But there was
evidently something wrong somewhere. The Danish Consul could only
register my demand to be returned to Denmark in the event of war.
They have my letter at the office yet, he tells me, and they will
call me out with the reserves. The French were fitting out no
volunteer army that I could get on the track of, and nobody was
paying the passage of fighting men. The end of it was that, after
pawning my revolver and my top-boots, the only valuable possessions
I had left, to pay for my lodging, I was thrown on the street,
and told to come back when I had more money. That night I wandered
about New York with a gripsack that had only a linen duster and
a pair of socks in it, turning over in my mind what to do next.
Toward midnight I passed a house in Clinton Place that was lighted
up festively.  Laughter and the hum of many voices came from within.
I listened. They spoke French. A society of Frenchmen having their
annual dinner, the watchman in the block told me.  There at last
was my chance. I went up the steps and rang the bell. A flunkey in
a dress-suit opened, but when he saw that I was not a guest, but
to all appearances a tramp, he tried to put me out. I, on my part,
tried to explain. There was an altercation, and two gentlemen of
the society appeared. They listened impatiently to what I had to
say, then, without a word, thrust me into the street and slammed
the door in my face.

It was too much. Inwardly raging, I shook the dust of the city
from my feet, and took the most direct route out of it, straight
up Third Avenue. I walked till the stars in the east began to pale,
and then climbed into a wagon that stood at the curb to sleep.
I did not notice that it was a milk-wagon.  The sun had not risen
yet when the driver came, unceremoniously dragged me out by the
feet, and dumped me into the gutter. On I went with my gripsack,
straight ahead, until toward noon I reached Fordham College, famished
and footsore.  I had eaten nothing since the previous day, and had
vainly tried to make a bath in the Bronx River do for breakfast.
Not yet could I cheat my stomach that way.

The college gates were open, and I strolled wearily in, without
aim or purpose. On a lawn some young men were engaged in athletic
exercises, and I stopped to look and admire the beautiful shade-trees
and the imposing building. So at least it seems to me at this distance.
An old monk in a cowl, whose noble face I sometimes recall in my
dreams, came over and asked kindly if I was not hungry. I was in
all conscience fearfully hungry, and I said so, though I did not
mean to. I had never seen a real live monk before, and my Lutheran
training had not exactly inclined me in their favor. I ate of the
food set before me, not without qualms of conscience, and with a
secret suspicion that I would next be asked to abjure my faith, or
at least do homage to the Virgin Mary, which I was firmly resolved
not to do.  But when, the meal finished, I was sent on my way with
enough to do me for supper, without the least allusion having been
made to my soul, I felt heartily ashamed of myself. I am just as
good a Protestant as I ever was. Among my own I am a kind of heretic
even, because I cannot put up with the apostolic succession; but I
have no quarrel with the excellent charities of the Roman Church,
or with the noble spirit that animates them. I learned that lesson
at Fordham thirty years ago.

Up the railroad track I went, and at night hired out to a truck-farmer,
with the freedom of his haymow for my sleeping quarters. But when
I had hoed cucumbers three days in a scorching sun, till my back
ached as if it were going to break, and the farmer guessed that he
would call it square for three shillings, I went farther. A man is
not necessarily a philanthropist, it seems, because he tills the
soil.  I did not hire out again. I did odd jobs to earn my meals,
and slept in the fields at night, still turning over in my mind
how to get across the sea. An incident of those wanderings comes to
mind while I am writing. They were carting in hay, and when night
came on, somewhere about Mount Vernon, I gathered an armful of
wisps that had fallen from the loads, and made a bed for myself
in a wagon-shed by the roadside. In the middle of the night I was
awakened by a loud outcry. A fierce light shone in my face. It was
the lamp of a carriage that had been driven into the shed. I was
lying between the horse's feet unhurt. A gentleman sprang from the
carriage, more frightened than I, and bent over me.  When he found
that I had suffered no injury, he put his hand in his pocket and
held out a silver quarter.

"Go," he said, "and drink it up."

"Drink it up yourself!" I shouted angrily.  "What do you take me
for?"

They were rather high heroics, seeing where I was, but he saw
nothing to laugh at. He looked earnestly at me for a moment, then
held out his hand and shook mine heartily. "I believe you," he said;
"yet you need it, or you would not sleep here.  Now will you take
it from me?" And I took the money.

The next day it rained, and the next day after that, and I footed
it back to the city, still on my vain quest. A quarter is not a
great capital to subsist on in New York when one is not a beggar
and has no friends. Two days of it drove me out again to find at
least the food to keep me alive; but in those two days I met the
man who, long years after, was to be my honored chief, Charles
A. Dana, the editor of the Sun. There had been an item in the Sun
about a volunteer regiment being fitted out for France. I went up
to the office, and was admitted to Mr. Dana's presence. I fancy
I must have appealed to his sense of the ludicrous, dressed in
top-boots and a linen duster much the worse for wear, and demanding
to be sent out to fight. He knew nothing about recruiting. Was I
French?  No, Danish; it had been in his paper about the regiment.
He smiled a little at my faith, and said editors sometimes did not
know about everything that was in their papers. I turned to go,
grievously disappointed, but he called me back.

"Have you," he said, looking searchingly at me, "have you
had your breakfast?"

No, God knows that I had not: neither that day nor for many days
before. That was one of the things I had at last learned to consider
among the superfluities of an effete civilization. I suppose I had
no need of telling it to him, for it was plain to read in my face.
He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a dollar.

"There," he said, "go and get your breakfast; and better give up
the war."

Give up the war! and for a breakfast. I spurned the dollar hotly.

"I came here to enlist, not to beg money for breakfast," I said,
and strode out of the office, my head in the air but my stomach
crying out miserably in rebellion against my pride. I revenged
myself upon it by leaving my top-boots with the "uncle," who was
my only friend and relative here, and filling my stomach upon the
proceeds. I had one good dinner anyhow, for when I got through there
was only twenty-five cents left of the dollar I borrowed upon my
last article of "dress." That I paid for a ticket to Perth Amboy,
near which place I found work in Pfeiffer's clay-bank.

Pfeiffer was a German, but his wife was Irish and so were his
hands, all except a giant Norwegian and myself. The third day was
Sunday, and was devoted to drinking much beer, which Pfeiffer,
with an eye to business, furnished on the premises.  When they
were drunk, the tribe turned upon the Norwegian, and threw him out.
It seems that this was a regular weekly occurrence. Me they fired
out at the same time, but afterward paid no attention to me. The
whole crew of them perched on the Norwegian and belabored him with
broomsticks and bale-sticks until they roused the sleeping Berserk
in him. As I was coming to his relief, I saw the human heap heave and
rock. From under it arose the enraged giant, tossed his tormentors
aside as if they were so much chaff, battered down the door of the
house in which they took refuge, and threw them all, Mrs. Pfeiffer
included, through the window. They were not hurt, and within two
hours they were drinking more beer together and swearing at one
another endearingly. I concluded that I had better go on, though
Mr. Pfeiffer regretted that he never paid his hands in the middle
of the month. It appeared afterward that he objected likewise to
paying them at the end of the month, or at the beginning of the
next. He owes me two days' wages yet.




CHAPTER III

I GO TO WAR AT LAST AND SOW THE SEED OF FUTURE CAMPAIGNS


At sunset on the second day after my desertion of Pfeiffer I walked
across a footbridge into a city with many spires, in one of which
a chime of bells rang out a familiar tune. The city was New Brunswick.
I turned down a side street where two stone churches stood side by
side. A gate in the picket fence had been left open, and I went in
looking for a place to sleep. Back in the churchyard I found what
I sought in the brownstone slab covering the tomb of, I know now,
an old pastor of the Dutch Reformed Church, who died full of wisdom
and grace. I am afraid that I was not overburdened with either,
or I might have gone to bed with a full stomach too, instead of
chewing the last of the windfall apples that had been my diet on
my two days' trip; but if he slept as peacefully under the slab
as I slept on it, he was doing well. I had for once a dry bed, and
brownstone keeps warm long after the sun has set. The night dews
and the snakes, and the dogs that kept sniffing and growling half
the night in the near distance, had made me tired of sleeping in
the fields. The dead were much better company. They minded their
own business, and let a fellow alone.

[Illustration: "The dead were much better company"]

Before sun-up I was on the tow-path looking for a job. Mules were
in demand there, not men.  The drift caught me once more, and toward
evening cast me up at a country town then called Little Washington,
now South River. How I got there I do not now remember. My diary
from those days says nothing about it. Years after, I went back
over that road and accepted a "lift" from a farmer going my way. We
passed through a toll-gate, and I wondered how the keeper came to
collect uneven money. We were two men and two horses. When I came
back the day after, I found out. So many cents, read the weather-beaten
sign that swung from the gate, for team and driver, so many for
each additional beast. I had gone through as an additional beast.

A short walk from Little Washington I found work in Peftit's
brick-yard at $22 a month and board. That night, when I turned in
after a square meal, in an old wagon I had begged for a bed, I felt
like a capitalist. I took to the wagon because one look within the
barracks had shown them to be impossible. Whether it was that, or
the fact that most of the other hands were Germans, who felt in duty
bound to celebrate each victory over the French as it was reported
day by day, and so provoked me to wrath--from the first we didn't
get on. They made a point whenever they came back from their celebrations
in the village, of dragging my wagon, with me fast asleep in it,
down into the river, where by and by the tide rose and searched
me out. Then I had to swim for it. That was of less account. Our
costume was not elaborate,--a pair of overalls, a woollen shirt,
and a straw hat, that was all, and a wetting was rather welcome
than otherwise; but they dubbed me Bismarck, and that was not to
be borne. My passionate protest only made them laugh the louder.
Yet they were not an ill-natured lot, rather the reverse. Saturday
afternoon was our wash-day, when we all sported together in peace
and harmony in the river.  When we came out, we spread our clothes
to dry on the roof of the barracks, while we burrowed each in a
hill of white sand, and smoked our pipes far into the night, with
only our heads and the hand that held the pipe sticking out. That
was for protection against mosquitoes. It must have been a sight,
one of those Saturday night confabs, but it was solid comfort after
the wreek's work.

Bricks are made literally while the sun shines.  The day begins
with the first glimmer of light in the east, and is not over till
the "pits" are worked out. It was my task to cart clay in the
afternoon to fill them up again. It was an idle enough kind of job.
All I had to do was to walk alongside my horse, a big white beast
with no joints at all except where its legs were hinged to the
backbone, back it up to the pit, and dump the load. But, walking
so in the autumn sun; I fell a-dreaming. I forgot claybank and pit.
I was back in the old town--saw her play among the timber. I met
her again on the Long Bridge. I held her hands once more in that
last meeting--the while I was mechanically backing my load up to
the pit and making ready to dump it. Day-dreams are out of place in
a brickyard.  I forgot to take out the tail-board. To my amazement,
I beheld the old horse skating around, making frantic efforts to
keep its grip on the soil, then slowly rise before my bewildered
gaze, clawing feebly at the air as it went up and over, backwards
into the pit, load, cart and all.

I wish for my own reputation that I could truly say I wept for
the poor beast. I am sure I felt for it, but the reproachful look
it gave me as it lay there on its back, its four feet pointing
skyward, was too much. I sat upon the edge of the pit and shouted
with laughter, feeling thoroughly ashamed of my levity. Mr. Pettit
himself checked it, running in with his boys and demanding to know
what I was doing. They had seen the accident from the office, and
at once set about getting the horse out.  That was no easy matter.
It was not hurt at all, but it had fallen so as to bend one of the
shafts of the truck like a bow. It had to be sawed in two to get
the horse out. When that was done, the heavy ash stick, rebounding
suddenly, struck one of the boys, who stood by, a blow on the head
that laid him out senseless beside the cart.

It was no time for laughter then. We ran for water and restoratives,
and brought him to, white and weak. The horse by that time had
been lifted to his feet and stood trembling in every limb, ready
to drop. It was a sobered driver that climbed out of the pit at the
tail end of the procession which bore young Pettit home. I spent
a miserable hour hanging around the door of the house waiting for
news of him. In the end his father came out to comfort me with the
assurance that he would be all right. I was not even discharged,
though I was deposed from the wagon to the command of a truck of
which I was myself the horse. I "ran out" brick from the pit after
that in the morning.

More than twenty years after, addressing the students of Rutgers
College, I told them of my experience in the brick-yard which was
so near them. At the end of my address a gentleman came up to me
and said, with a twinkle in his eye:

"So that was you, was it? My name is Pettit, and I work the brick-yard
now. I helped my father get that horse out of the pit, and I have
cause to remember that knock on the head." He made me promise sometime
to tell him what happened to me since, and if he will attend now
he will have it all.

I had been six weeks in the brick-yard when one day I heard of a
company of real volunteers that was ready to sail for France, and
forthwith the war fever seized me again. That night I set out for
Little Washington, and the next morning's steamer bore me past
the brick-yard, where the German hands dropped their barrows and
cheered me on with a howl of laughter that was yet not all derision.
I had kept my end up with them and they knew it. They had lately
let my sleeping-car alone in the old barn. Their shouts rang in
my ears, nevertheless, when I reached New York and found that the
volunteers were gone, and that I was once more too late. I fell back
on the French Consul then, but was treated very cavalierly there.
I suppose I became a nuisance, for when I called the twelfth or
twentieth time at the office in Bowling Green, he waxed wroth with
sudden vehemence and tried to put me out.

Then ensued the only fight of the war in which I was destined to
have a part, and that on the wrong side. My gorge rose at these
continual insults.  I grabbed the French Consul by the nose, and
in a moment we were rolling down the oval stairs together, clawing
and fighting for all we were worth.  I know it was inexcusable,
but consider the provocation; after all I had sacrificed to serve
his people, to be put out the second time like a beggar and a tramp!
I had this one chance of getting even, and that I took it was only
human. The racket we made on the stairs roused the whole house.
All the clerks ran out and threw themselves upon me.  They tore me
away from the sacred person of the Consul and thrust me out into
the street bleeding and with a swollen eye to rage there, comforted
only by the assurance that without a doubt both his were black. I
am a little ashamed--not very much--of the fact that it comforts
me even now to think of it. He really did me a favor, that Consul;
but he was no good. He certainly was not.

It is to be recorded to the credit of my resolution, if not of my
common sense, that even after that I made two attempts to get over
to France.  The one was with the captain of a French man-of-war
that lay in the harbor. He would not listen to me at all. The other,
and the last, was more successful. I actually got a job as stoker
on a French steamer that was to sail for Havre that day in an hour. I
ran all the way down to Battery Place, where I had my valise in a
boarding-house, and all the way back, arriving at the pier breathless,
in time to see my steamer swing out in the stream beyond my reach.
It was the last straw.  I sat on the stringpiece and wept with
mortification.  When I arose and went my way, the war was over,
as far as I was concerned. It was that in fact, as it speedily
appeared. The country which to-day, after thirty years of trial and
bereavement, is still capable of the Dreyfus infamy, was not fit
to hold what was its own. I am glad now that I did not go, though
I cannot honestly say that I deserve any credit for it.

All my money was gone, and an effort I made to join a railroad gang
in the Spuyten Duyvil cut came to nothing. Again I reenforced my
credit with my revolver and the everlasting top-boots, but the two
or three dollars they brought at the pawnshop were soon gone, and
once more I was turned out in the street. It was now late in the
fall. The brick-making season was over. The city was full of idle
men. My last hope, a promise of employment in a human-hair factory,
failed, and, homeless and penniless, I joined the great army of
tramps, wandering about the streets in the daytime with the one
aim of somehow stilling the hunger that gnawed at my vitals, and
fighting at night with vagrant curs or outcasts as miserable as
myself for the protection of some sheltering ash-bin or doorway.  I
was too proud in all my misery to beg. I do not believe I ever did.
But I remember well a basement window at the down-town Delmonico's,
the silent appearance of my ravenous face at which, at a certain
hour in the evening, always evoked a generous supply of meat-bones
and rolls from a white-capped cook who spoke French. That was the
saving clause. I accepted his rolls as instalments of the debt his
country owed me, or ought to owe me, for my unavailing efforts in
its behalf.

It was under such auspices that I made the acquaintance of Mulberry
Bend, the Five Points, and the rest of the slum, with which there
was in the years to come to be a reckoning. For half a lifetime
afterward they were my haunts by day and by night, as a police
reporter, and I can fairly lay claim, it seems to me, to a personal
knowledge of the evil I attacked. I speak of this because, in a
batch of reviews of "A Ten Years' War" [Footnote: Now, "The Battle
with the Slum."] which came yesterday from my publishers to me there
is one which lays it all to "maudlin sensitiveness" on my part.

[Illustration: Lunching at Delmonico's.]

"The slum," says this writer, "is not at all so unspeakably vile,"
and measures for relief based on my arraignment "must be necessarily
abortive." Every once in a while I am asked why I became a newspaper
man. For one thing, because there were writers of such trash, who,
themselves comfortably lodged, have not red blood enough in their
veins to feel for those to whom everything is denied, and not sense
enough to make out the facts when they see them, or they would
not call playgrounds, schoolhouses, and better tenements "abortive
measures." Some one had to tell the facts; that is one reason why
I became a reporter. And I am going to stay one until the last of
that ilk has ceased to discourage men from trying to help their
fellows by the shortest cut they can find, whether it fits in a
theory or not. I don't care two pins for all the social theories
that were ever made unless they help to make better men and women
by bettering their lot. I have had cranks of that order, who rated
as sensible beings in the ordinary affairs of life, tell me that I
was doing harm rather than good by helping improve the lot of the
poor; it delayed the final day of justice we were waiting for. Not
I.  I don't propose to wait an hour for it, if I can help bring it
on; and I know I can.

There! I don't believe I have read fifteen reviews of any of my
books. Life is too short; but I am glad I did not miss that one.
Those are the fellows for whom Roosevelt is not a good enough
reformer; who chill the enthusiasm of mankind with a deadly chill,
and miscall it method--science.  The science of how not to do a
thing--yes!  They make me tired.

There was until last winter a doorway in Chatham Square, that of
the old Barnum clothing store, which I could never pass without
recalling those nights of hopeless misery with the policeman's
periodic "Get up there! move on!" reenforced by a prod of his club
or the toe of his boot. I slept there, or tried to when crowded
out of the tenements in the Bend by their utter nastiness. Cold
and wet weather had set in, and a linen duster was all that covered
my back. There was a woollen blanket in my trunk which I had from
home--the one, my mother had told me, in which I was wrapped when
I was born; but the trunk was in the "hotel" as security for money
I owed for board, and I asked for it in vain. I was now too shabby
to get work, even if there had been any to get. I had letters still
to friends of my family in New York who might have helped me, but
hunger and want had not conquered my pride. I would come to them,
if at all, as their equal, and, lest I fall into temptation, I
destroyed the letters. So, having burned my bridges behind me, I was
finally and utterly alone in the city, with the winter approaching
and every shivering night in the streets reminding me that a time
was rapidly coming when such a life as I led could no longer be
endured.

Not in a thousand years would I be likely to forget the night when
it came. It had rained all day, a cold October storm, and night
found me, with the chill downpour unabated, down by the North River,
soaked through and through, with no chance for a supper, forlorn
and discouraged. I sat on the bulwark, listening to the falling
rain and the swish of the dark tide, and thinking of home. How far
it seemed, and how impassable the gulf now between the "castle"
with its refined ways, between her in her dainty girlhood and me
sitting there, numbed with the cold that was slowly stealing away my
senses with my courage. There was warmth and cheer where she was.
Here--An overpowering sense of desolation came upon me, I hitched a
little nearer the edge. What if--? Would they miss me much or long
at home if no word came from me? Perhaps they might never hear.
What was the use of keeping it up any longer with, God help us,
everything against and nothing to back a lonely lad?

And even then the help came. A wet and shivering body was pressed
against mine, and I felt rather than heard a piteous whine in my
ear. It was my companion in misery, a little outcast black-and-tan,
afflicted with fits, that had shared the shelter of a friendly
doorway with me one cold night and had clung to me ever since with
a loyal affection that was the one bright spot in my hard life. As
my hand stole mechanically down to caress it, it crept upon my knees
and licked my face, as if it meant to tell me that there was one
who understood; that I was not alone. And the love of the faithful
little beast thawed the icicles in my heart. I picked it up in my
arms and fled from the tempter; fled to where there were lights and
men moving, if they cared less for me than I for them--anywhere so
that I saw and heard the river no more.

In the midnight hour we walked into the Church Street police station
and asked for lodging. The rain was still pouring in torrents.
The sergeant spied the dog under my tattered coat and gruffly told
me to put it out, if I wanted to sleep there. I pleaded for it in
vain. There was no choice. To stay in the street was to perish.
So I left my dog out on the stoop, where it curled up to wait for
me.  Poor little friend! It was its last watch. The lodging-room
was jammed with a foul and stewing crowd of tramps. A loud-mouthed
German was holding forth about the war in Europe, and crowding
me on my plank. Cold and hunger had not sufficed to put out the
patriotic spark within me. It was promptly fanned into flame, and
I told him what I thought of him and his crew. Some Irishmen cheered
and fomented trouble, and the doorman came in threatening to lock
us all up. I smothered my disgust at the place as well as I could,
and slept, wearied nearly to death.

In the middle of the night I awoke with a feeling that something
was wrong. Instinctively I felt for the little gold locket I wore
under my shirt, with a part of the precious curl in it that was
my last link with home. It was gone. I had felt it there the last
thing before I fell asleep. One of the tramp lodgers had cut the
string and stolen it. With angry tears I went up and complained
to the sergeant that I had been robbed. He scowled at me over the
blotter, called me a thief, and said that he had a good mind to
lock me up. How should I, a tramp boy, have come by a gold locket?
He had heard, he added, that I had said in the lodging-room that
I wished the French would win, and he would only be giving me what
I deserved if he sent me to the Island. I heard and understood.
He was himself a German. All my sufferings rose up before me, all
the bitterness of my soul poured itself out upon him. I do not know
what I said. I remember that he told the doorman to put me out. And
he seized me and threw me out of the door, coming after to kick me
down the stoop.

My dog had been waiting, never taking its eyes off the door, until
I should come out. When it saw me in the grasp of the doorman, it
fell upon him at once, fastening its teeth in his leg. He let go of
me with a yell of pain, seized the poor little beast by the legs,
and beat its brains out against the stone steps.

[Illustration: The Fight on the Police Station Steps]

At the sight a blind rage seized me. Raving like a madman, I stormed
the police station with paving-stones from the gutter. The fury of
my onset frightened even the sergeant, who saw, perhaps, that he
had gone too far, and he called two policemen to disarm and conduct
me out of the precinct anywhere so that he got rid of me. They
marched me to the nearest ferry and turned me loose. The ferry-master
halted me. I had no money, but I gave him a silk handkerchief,
the last thing about me that had any value, and for that he let me
cross to Jersey City. I shook the dust of New York from my feet,
vowing that I would never return, and, setting my face toward the
west, marched straight out the first railroad track I came to.

And now, right here, begins the part of my story that is my only
excuse for writing down these facts, though it will not appear for
a while yet. The outrage of that night became, in the providence
of God, the means of putting an end to one of the foulest abuses
that ever disgraced a Christian city, and a mainspring in the
battle with the slum as far as my share in it is concerned. My dog
did not die unavenged.

I walked all day, following the track, and in the afternoon crossed
the long trestlework of the Jersey Central Railroad over Newark
Bay, with my face set toward Philadelphia. I had friends there,
distant relatives, and had at last made up my mind to go to them
and ask them to start me afresh. On the road which I had chosen for
myself I had come to the jumping-off place. Before night I found
company in other tramps who had been over the road before and
knew just what towns to go around and which to walk through boldly.
Rahway, if I remember rightly, was one of those to be severely
shunned. I discovered presently that I was on the great tramps'
highway, with the column moving south on its autumn hegira to warmer
climes. I cannot say I fancied the company. Tramps never had any
attraction for me, as a sociological problem or otherwise. I was
compelled, more than once, to be of and with them, but I shook
their company as quickly as I could. As for the "problem" they are
supposed to represent, I think the workhouse and the police are
quite competent to deal with that, provided it is not a Tammany
police. It does not differ appreciably from the problem of human
laziness in any other shape or age. We got some light on that, which
ought to convince anybody, when under Mayor Strong's administration
we tried to deal intelligently with vagrancy. One-half of the
homeless applicants for night shelter were fat, well-nourished
young loafers who wouldn't work.  That is not my statement, but
the report of the doctor who saw them stripped, taking their bath.
The bath and the investigation presently decreased their numbers,
until in a week scarcely anything was left of the "problem" that
had bothered us so.

Four days I was on the way to Philadelphia, living on apples and
an occasional meal earned by doing odd jobs. At night I slept in
lonely barns that nearly always had a board ripped out--the tramps'
door. I tried to avoid the gang, but I was not always successful.
I remember still with a shudder an instance of that kind. I was
burrowing in a haymow, thinking myself alone. In the night a big
storm came up. The thunder shook the old barn, and I sat up wondering
if it would be blown away. A fierce lightning-flash filled it with
a ghostly light, and showed me within arm's length a white and
scared face with eyes starting from their sockets at the sight of
me. The next moment all was black darkness again. My heart stood
still for what seemed the longest moment of my life. Then there
came out of the darkness a quaking voice asking, "Is anybody there?"
For once I was glad to have a live tramp about. I really thought
it was a ghost.

The last few miles to Camden I rode in a cattle-car, arriving there
at night, much the worse for the wear of it on my linen duster. In
the freight-yard I was picked up by a good-hearted police captain
who took me to his station, made me tell him my story, and gave me
a bed in an unused cell, the door of which he took the precaution
to lock on the outside.  But I did not mind. Rather that a hundred
times than the pig-sty in the New York station-house.  In the morning
he gave me breakfast and money to get my boots blacked and to pay
my fare across the Delaware. And so my homeless wanderings came,
for the time being, to an end. For in Philadelphia I found in
the Danish Consul, Ferdinand Myhlertz, and his dear wife, friends
indeed as in need. The City of Brotherly Love found heart and time
to welcome the wanderer, though at the time it was torn up by the
hottest kind of fight over the question whether or not to disfigure
the beautiful square at Broad and Market streets by putting the
new municipal building there.

When, after two weeks' rest with my friends, they sent me on my way
to an old schoolmate in Jamestown, N.Y., clothed and in my right
mind, I was none the worse for my first lesson in swimming against
the current, and quite sure that next time I should be able to
breast it. Hope springs eternal at twenty-one. I had many a weary
stretch ahead before I was to make port. But with youth and courage
as the equipment, one should win almost any fight.




CHAPTER IV

WORKING AND WANDERING



Winter came quickly up by the northern lakes, but it had no terror
for me. For once I had shelter and enough to eat. It found me
felling trees on Swede Hill, where a considerable settlement of
Scandinavians was growing up. I had tried my hand at making cradles
in a furniture-shop, but at two dollars and forty cents per dozen
there was not much profit in it. So I took to the woods and learned
to swing an axe in the American fashion that had charmed me so at
Brady's Bend. I liked it much better, anyway, than being in the
house winter and summer. It is well that we are fashioned that
way, some for indoors and some for outdoors, for so the work of the
world is all done; but it has always seemed to me that the indoor
folk take too big a share of credit to themselves, as though there
were special virtue in that, though I think that the reverse is
the case. At least it seems more natural to want to be out in the
open where the sun shines and the winds blow. When I was not chopping
wood I was helping with the ice harvest on the lake or repairing
the steamer that ran in summer between Jamestown and Mayville.
My home was in Dexterville, a mile or so out of town, where there
lived a Danish family, the Romers, at whose home I was made welcome.
The friendship which grew up between us has endured through life
and been to me a treasure. Gentler and truer hearts than those of
Nicholas and John Romer there are not many.

I shared my room with another countryman, Anthony Ronne, a young
axe-maker, who, like myself, was in hard luck. The axe-factory had
burned down, and, with no work in sight, the outlook for him was
not exactly bright. He had not my way of laughing it off, but was
rather disposed to see the serious side of it. Probably that was the
reason we took to each other; the balance was restored so.  Maybe
he sobered me down somewhat. If any one assumes that in my role
of unhappy lover I went about glooming and glowering on mankind,
he makes a big mistake. Besides, I had not the least notion of
accepting that role as permanent. I was out to twist the wheel of
fortune my way when I could get my hands upon it. I never doubted
that I should do that sooner or later, if only I kept doing things.
That Elizabeth should ever marry anybody but me was preposterously
impossible, no matter what she or anybody said.

Was this madness? They half thought so at home when they caught
a glimpse of it in my letters. Not at all. It was conviction--the
conviction that shapes events and the world to its ends.  I know
what I am talking about. If any one doubts it, and thinks his a
worse case than mine, let him try my plan. If he cannot muster up
courage to do it, it is the best proof in the world that she was
right in refusing him.

To return to my chum; he, on his part, rose to the height even of
"going out," but not with me.  There was a physical obstacle to
that. We had but one coat between us, a turned black kersey, worn
very smooth and shiny also on the wrong side, which I had bought
of a second-hand dealer in Philadelphia for a dollar. It was our
full-dress, and we took turns arraying ourselves in it for the
Dexterville weekly parties. These gatherings interested me chiefly
as outbreaks of the peculiar American humor that was very taking to
me, in and out of the newspapers. Dancing being tabooed as immoral
and contaminating, the young people had recourse to particularly
energetic kissing games, which more than made up for their deprivation
on the other score. It was all very harmless and very funny, and
the winter wore away pleasantly enough in spite of hard luck and
hard work when there was any.

With the early thaw came change. My friends moved away to Buffalo,
and I was left for two months the sole occupant of the Romer
homestead.  My last job gave out about that time, and a wheelbarrow
express which I established between Dexter-ville and the steamboat
landing on the lake refused to prosper. The idea was good enough,
but I was ahead of my time: travel on the lake had not yet begun.
With my field thus narrowed down, I fell back on my gun and some old
rat-traps I found in the woodshed. I became a hunter and trapper.
Right below me was the glen through which the creek ran on its
way to the sawmills and furniture-shops of Jamestown. It was full
of musk-rats that burrowed in its banks between the roots of dead
hemlocks and pines. There I set my traps and baited them with carrots
and turnips. The manner of it was simple enough. I set the trap
on the bottom of the creek and hung the bait on a stick projecting
from the bank over it, so that to get at it the rat had to step on
the trap. I caught lots of them. Their skins brought twenty cents
apiece in the town, so that I was really quite independent.  I
made often as much as a dollar overnight with my traps, and then
had the whole day to myself in the hills, where I waylaid many a
fat rabbit or squirrel and an occasional bird.

[Illustration: "There I set my traps"]

The one thing that marred my enjoyment of this life of freedom
was my vain struggle to master the art of cookery in its elements.
To properly get the hang of that, and of housekeeping in general,
two heads are needed, as I have found out since--one of them with
curls and long eyelashes. Then it is fine fun; but it is not good
for man to tackle that job alone. Goodness knows I tried hard
enough. I remember the first omelet I made. I was bound to get it
good. So I made a muster-roll of all the good things Mrs. Romer
had left in the house, and put them all in. Eggs and strawberry
jam and raisins and apple-sauce, and some sliced bacon--the way I
had seen mother do with "egg pancakes." But though I seasoned it
liberally with baking-powder to make it rise, it did not rise. It
was dreadfully heavy and discouraging, and not even the strawberry
jam had power to redeem it. To tell the truth, it was not a
good omelet. It was hardly fit to eat. The jam came out to better
advantage in the sago I boiled, but there was too much of it. It
was only a fruit-jar full, but I never saw anything swell so. It
boiled out of the pot and into another and another, while I kept
pouring on water until nearly every jar in the house was full
of sago that stood around until moss grew on it with age.  There
is much contrariness in cooking. When I tapped my maples with the
rest--there were two big trees in front of the house--and tried
to make sugar, I was prepared to see the sap boil away; but when
I had labored a whole day and burned half a cord of wood, and had
for my trouble half a tea-cupful of sugar, which made me sick into
the bargain, I concluded that that game was not worth the candle,
and gave up my plans of becoming a sugar-planter on a larger scale.

It was at this time that I made my first appearance on the lecture
platform. There was a Scandinavian society in Jamestown, composed
chiefly of workingmen whose fight with life had left them little
enough time for schooling. They were anxious to learn, however, and
as I was set on teaching where I saw the chance, the thing came of
itself. I had been mightily interested in the Frenchman Figuier's
account of the formation and development of the earth, and took
that for my topic. Twice a week, when I had set my traps in the
glen, I went to town and talked astronomy and geology to interested
audiences that gazed terror stricken at the loathsome saurians and
the damnable pterodactyl which I sketched on the blackboard. Well
they might. I spared them no gruesome detail, and I never could
draw, anyhow. However, I rescued them from those beasts in season,
and together we hauled the earth through age-long showers of molten
metal into the sunlight of our day. I sometimes carried home as
much as two or three dollars, after paying for gas and hall, with
the tickets ten cents apiece, and I saw wealth and fame ahead of
me, when sudden wreck came to my hopes and my career as a lecturer.

It was all because, having got the earth properly constructed and set
up, as it were, I undertook to explain about latitude and longitude.
Figures came in there, and I was never strong at mathematics.
My education in that branch had run into a snag about the middle
of the little multiplication table. A boy from the "plebs" school
challenged me to fight, as I was making my way to recitation,
trying to learn the table by heart. I broke off in the middle of
the sixes to wallop him, and never got any farther. The class went
on that day without me, and I never overtook it. I made but little
effort. In the Latin School, which rather prided itself upon being
free from the commercial taint, mathematics was held to be in the
nature of an intrusion, and it was a sort of good mark for a boy
that he did not take to it, if at the same time he showed aptitude
for language. So I was left to deplore with Marjorie Fleming to
the end of my days the inherent viciousness of sevens and eights,
as "more than human nature can endure." It is one of the ironies
of life that I should have had to take up work into which the study
of statistics enters largely. But the powers that set me the task
provided a fitter back than mine for that burden. As I explained
years ago in the preface to "How the Other Half Lives," the patient
friendship of Dr. Roger S. Tracy, the learned statistician of
the Health Department, has smoothed the rebellious kinks out of
death-rates and population statistics, as of so many other knotty
problems which we have worked out together.

But I am getting out of my longitude, as I did then. When I had
groped about long enough trying to make my audience understand
what I only half understood myself, an old sea-captain arose in
his place and said that any man who would make a mess of so simple
a thing as latitude and longitude evidently knew nothing at all.
It happened to be the one thing he knew about. Popular favor is
a fickle thing. The audience that had but now been applauding my
efforts to organize the earth took his word for it without waiting
for an explanation and went out in a body, scouting even the
ichthyosaurus as a prehistoric fake.

I made a valiant effort to stem the tide, but came to worse grief
than before. My only listener was a Swedish blacksmith who had attended
the creation and development of the earth from the beginning with
unshaken faith, though he was a member of the Lutheran church, with
the pastor and deacons of which I had waged a bitter newspaper war
over the "sin" of dancing. But when I said, on the authority of
Figuier, that an English man-of-war had once during an earthquake
been thrown into the city of Callao and through the roof of a
church, between the walls of which it remained standing upright on
its keel, he got up and went too. He circulated the story in town
with various embellishments.  The deacons aforesaid seized upon it
as welcome ammunition, construing it into an insult to the church,
and there was an end to my lecturing.

The warm spring weather, together with these disappointments, bred
in me the desire to roam.  I packed away my traps and started for
Buffalo with my grip, walking along the lake. It set in with a
drizzling rain, and I was soon wet to the skin. Where the Chautauqua
summer school grounds are now I surprised a flock of wild ducks
near the shore, and was lucky enough to wound one with my revolver.
But the wind carried it out of my reach, and I trudged on supperless,
through Mayville, where the lights were beginning to shine in the
windows. Not one of them was for me. All my money had gone to pay
back debts to my Dexterville landlady. The Danes had a good name
in Jamestown, and we were all very jealous of it. We would have
starved, every one of us, rather than leave unpaid debts behind.
As Mrs. Ben Wah many years after put it to me, "it is no disgrace
to be poor, but it is sometimes very inconvenient." I found it
so when, worn out with walking, I crawled into an abandoned barn
halfway to Westfield and dug down in the hay, wet through and
hungry as a bear. It stormed and rained all night, and a rat or a
squirrel fell from the roof on my face. It felt like a big sprawling
hand, and woke me up in a great fright.

The sun was shining upon a peaceful Sabbath when I crawled out of
my hole and saw to my dismay that I had been sleeping in a pile
of old hay seed that had worked through and through my wet clothes
until I was a sight. An hour's patient plucking and a bath in a
near-by pond restored me to something like human shape, and I held
my entry into Westfield. The people were going to church in their
holiday clothes, and eyed the uncouth stranger askance. I travelled
the whole length of the town thinking what to do next. My stomach
decided for me. There was a house standing in a pretty garden with
two little cast-iron negro boys for hitching-posts at the steps.  I
rang the bell, and to an old lady who opened the door I offered to
chop wood, fetch water, or do anything there was to do in exchange
for breakfast.  She went in and brought out her husband, who looked
me over and said that if I was willing to do his chores I need go
no farther. I was tired and famished, and the place was so restful
that I said yes at once. In ten minutes I was eating my breakfast
in the kitchen, duly installed as Dr.  Spencer's hired man.

I think of the month I spent in the doctor's house with mingled
feelings of exasperation and amusement.  If I had not learned to
milk a cow there, probably Octavia Ely would never have come into
my life, horrid nightmare that she was. Octavia Ely was a Jersey
cow with a brass tag in her ear, whose attacks upon the domestic
peace of my house in after years even now fill me with rage. In
the twelve months of her sojourn with us she had fifteen different
kinds of disease, every one of which advertised itself by the
stopping of her milk, When she had none, she never once gave down
the milk without grudging it. With three of us to hold her legs
and tail lest she step in the pail or switch our ears, she would
reach back and eat the vest off my back where I sat milking her.
But she does not belong in this story, thank goodness!  If she had
never belonged to me or mine, I should be a better man to-day; she
provoked me so.  However, I cannot reasonably lay the blame for her
on the doctor. His cow was friendly enough.  It was Sport, the old
dog, that made the heaviest and at the same time a most ludicrous
item in my duties as hired man. Long past the age of sport of any
kind, he spent his decadent years in a state of abject fear of
thunder and lightning. If only a cloud darkened the sun, Sport kept
up a ceaseless pilgrimage between his corner and the kitchen door
to observe the sky, sighing most grievously at the outlook. At
the first distant rumble--this was in the month of May, when it
thundered almost every day--he became perfectly rigid with terror.
It was my duty then to carry him down into the cellar and shut him
in the wood-box, where he was out of the way of it all. Poor Sport
laid his head against my shoulder and wept great tears that wrung
peals of laughter from me and from the boys who always hung around
to see the show.

One of these was just beginning the struggle with his Homer, which
I knew by heart almost, and it may have been the discovery that I
was able to steer him through it between chores, as well as to teach
him some tricks of fencing, that helped make the doctor anxious that
I should promise to stay with him always. He would make me rich,
he said. But other ambitions than to milk cows and plant garden
truck were stirring in me. To be rich was never among them. I had
begun to write essays for the magazines, choosing for my topic, for
want of any other, the maltreatment of Denmark by Prussia, which
rankled fresh in my memory, and the duty of all Scandinavians
to rise up and avenge it. The Scandinavians would not listen when
I wrote in Danish, and my English outpourings never reached the
publishers. I discovered that I lacked words--they didn't pour;
at which, in general discontentment with myself and all things, I
pulled up stakes and went to Buffalo. Only, this time I rode in a
railway train, with money in my pocket.

For all that, Buffalo received me with no more circumstance than
it had done when I came there penniless, on the way to the war,
the year before. I piled boards in a lumber-yard until I picked a
quarrel with a tyrant foreman on behalf of a lot of green Germans
whom he maltreated most shamefully.  Then I was put out. A
cabinet-maker in the "Beehive," a factory building out in Niagara
Street, hired me next to make bedsteads, and took me to board with
him. In the top story of the factory we fitted up a bedroom that
was just large enough for one sitting and two standing, so long
as the door was not opened; then one of the two had to get out.
It mattered little, for the only visitor I had was a half-elderly
countryman of mine whom they had worked so hard in his childhood
that he had never had a chance to go to school.  We two labored
together by my little lamp, and it was great fun to see him who had
never known how to read and write his own Danish make long strides
in the strange tongue he spoke so singularly well. When we were
both tired out, we would climb up on the roof and lie there and
look out over the lake and the city where the myriad lights were
shining, and talk of the old home and old times.

Sometimes the new would crowd them out in spite of all. I remember
that Fourth of July when the salute from Fort Porter woke me up at
sunrise and fired me with sudden patriotic ardor. I jumped out of
bed and grabbed my revolver. There was a pile of packing-boxes in
the yard below, and, knowing that there was no one around whom I
could hurt, I made it my target and fired away all my ammunition
at it. It made a fine racket, and I was happy. A couple of days
later, when I was down in the yard, it occurred to me to look
at the boxes to ascertain what kind of a score I had made. A very
good one. All the bullets had hit. The boxes looked like so many
sieves. Incidentally I found out that they were not empty, as I
had supposed, but filled with glass fruit-jars.

I had eventually to give that job up also, because my boss was "bad
pay." He was pretty much all bad, I guess. I do think his house was
the most disorderly one I have ever come across. Seven ill-favored
children clamored about the table, fighting with their even more
ill-favored mother. She used to single out the one she wished to
address by slamming a handful of string-beans, or whatever greens
might be at hand, across the table at him.  The youngster would
fire it back, and so they were _en rapport_ with each other. The
father was seldom sober at meals. When he "felt funny," he would
stealthily pour a glass of water down the nearest child's back and
then sit and chuckle over the havoc he had wrought. There followed
a long and woful wail and an instant explosion from the mother in
this wise. I can hear her now. It was always the same:--


"Gott-himmel-donnerwetter-noch-emal-ich-will-de-
mal-hole-du-spitzbub-eselskerl-wart'-nur-ich-schlag-
de-noch-todt-potz-sacrement!"


Whereupon, from sheer exhaustion all round, there was peace for at
least five minutes.

Which reminds me of meeting Adler, my chum from Brady's Bend, in
Buffalo. He had come up to get a $1500 place, as he informed me.
That would about satisfy him. That such jobs were waiting by the
score for an educated German in this barbarous land he never doubted
for a moment.  In the end he went to work in a rolling-mill at a
dollar a day. Adler was ever a stickler for etiquette.  In Brady's
Bend we had very little of it. At mealtimes a flock of chickens used
to come into the summer kitchen where we ate, and forage around,
to Adler's great disgust. One day they deliberately flew up on the
table, and fell to fighting with the boarders for the food. A big
Shanghai rooster trod in the butter and tracked it over the table.
At the sight Adler's rage knew no bounds. Seizing a half-loaf of
bread, he aimed it at the rooster and felled him in his tracks. The
flock of fowl flew squawking out of the door. The women screamed,
and the men howled with laughter. Adler flourished another loaf
and vowed vengeance upon bird or beast that did not let the butter
alone.

I have been often enough out of patience with the ways of the labor
men which seem to me to be the greatest hindrance to the success of
their cause; but I am not in danger of forgetting the other side
which makes that cause--if for no other reason, because of an
experience I had in Buffalo that year.  In a planing-mill in which
I had found employment I contracted with the boss to plane doors,
sandpaper them, and plug knot-holes at fifteen cents a door.  It
was his own offer, and I did the work well, better than it had been
done before, so he said himself.  But when he found at the end of
the week that I had made $15 where my slow-coach predecessor had
made only ten, he cut the price down to twelve cents. I objected,
but in the end swallowed my anger and, by putting on extra steam
and working overtime, made $16 the next week. The boss examined
the work very carefully, said it was good, paid my wages, and cut
down the price to ten cents. He did not want his men to make over
$10 a week, he said; it was not good for them. I quit then, after
giving him my opinion of him and of the chances of his shop. I do
not know where he may be now, but wherever he is, I will warrant
that my prediction came true. There is in Danish an old proverb,
"Falsk slaar sin egen Herre paa Hals," which is to say that chickens
come home to roost, and that right in the end does prevail over
might. The Lord Chief Justice over all is not to be tricked. If
the labor men will only remember that, and devote, let us say, as
much time to their duties as to fighting for their rights, they
will get them sooner. Which is not saying that there is not a time
to strike. Witness my experience with the planing-mill man.

I struck not only against him, but against the whole city of
Buffalo. I shook the dust of it from my feet and went out to work
with a gang on a new railroad then being built through Cattaraugus
County--the Buffalo and Washington, I think. Near a village called
Coonville our job was cut out for us. We were twenty in the gang,
and we were to build the line across an old dry river-bed at that
point. In the middle of the river there had once been a forest-clad
island. This we attacked with pickaxe and spade and carried it away
piecemeal in our wheelbarrows. It fell in with the hottest weather
of the year. Down in the hollow where no wind blew it was utterly
unbearable. I had never done such work before, and was not built
for it. I did my best to keep up with the gang, but my chest heaved
and my heart beat as though it would burst. There were nineteen
Irishmen in the gang--big, rough fellows who had picked me out, as
the only "Dutchman," as the butt for their coarse jokes; but when
they saw that the work was plainly too much for me, the other side
of this curiously contradictory, mischief-loving, and big-hearted
people came out. They invented a thousand excuses to get me out of
the line. Water was certainly not their daily diet, but they fell
victims, one and all, to the most ravening thirst, which required
the despatching of me every hour to the spring a quarter of a mile
away to fill the pail. If they could not empty it quickly enough,
they managed to upset it, and, to cover up the fraud, cursed each
other roundly for their clumsiness. Between whiles they worried me
as ever with their horseplay; but I had seen the real man behind
it, and they might have called me Bismarck, had they chosen, without
offence.

The heat, the work, and the slave-driver of a foreman were too much
for them even, and before the end of a week the gang was broken
and scattered wide. I was on the road again looking for work on a
farm. It was not to be had. Perhaps I did not try very hard. Sunday
morning found me spending my last quarter for breakfast in an inn
at Lime Lake. When I had eaten, I went out in the fields and sat
with my back against a tree, and listened to the church-bells that
were ringing also, I knew, in my home four thousand miles away.  I
saw the venerable Domkirke, my father's gray head in his pew, and
Her, young and innocent, in the women's seats across the aisle.
I heard the old pastor's voice in the solemn calm, and my tears
fell upon her picture that had called up the vision. It was as if
a voice spoke to me and said to get up and be a man; that if I wanted
to win Elizabeth, to work for her was the way, and not idling my
days away on the road. And I got right up, and, setting my face
toward Buffalo, went by the shortest cut back to my work.

[Illustration: Our Old Pastor.]

I walked day and night, pursued in the dark by a hundred skulking
curs that lurked behind trees until I came abreast of them and
then sallied out to challenge my progress. I stoned them and went
on. Monday's setting sun saw me outside Buffalo, tired, but with a
new purpose. I had walked fifty miles without stopping or eating.
I slept under a shed that night, and the very next day found work
at good wages on some steamers the Erie Railroad was then building
for the Lake Superior trade. With intervals of other employment
when for any reason work in the ship-yard was slack, I kept that up
all winter, and became quite opulent, even to the extent of buying
a new suit of clothes, the first I had had since I landed. I paid
off all my debts, and quarrelled with all my friends about religion.
I never had any patience with a person who says "there is no God."
The man is a fool, and therefore cannot be reasoned with. But in
those days I was set on converting him, as my viking forefathers
did when from heathen they became Christians--by fire and sword if
need be.  I smote the infidels about me hip and thigh, but there
were a good many of them, and they kept springing up, to my great
amazement. Probably the constant warfare imparted a tinge of
fierceness to that whole period of my life, for I remember that
one of my employers, a Roman Catholic builder, discharged me for
disagreeing with him about the saints, telling me that I was "too
blamed independent, anyhow." I suspect I must have been a rather
unlovely customer, take it all together.  Still, every once in a
while it boils up in me yet against the discretion that has come
with the years, and I want to slam in after the old fashion. Seems
to me we are in danger of growing stale with all our soft speeches
nowadays.

Things enough happened to take down my self-esteem a good many pegs.
It was about this time I made up my mind to go into the newspaper
business.  It seemed to me that a reporter's was the highest and
noblest of all callings; no one could sift wrong from right as he,
and punish the wrong. In that I was right. I have not changed my
opinion on that point one whit, and I am sure I never shall. The
power of fact is the mightiest lever of this or of any day. The
reporter has his hand upon it, and it is his grievous fault if he
does not use it well. I thought I would make a good reporter.  My
father had edited our local newspaper, and such little help as
I had been of to him had given me a taste for the business. Being
of that mind, I went to the _Courier_ office one morning and asked
for the editor.  He was not in. Apparently nobody was. I wandered
through room after room, all empty, till at last I came to one in
which sat a man with a paste-pot and a pair of long shears. This
must be the editor; he had the implements of his trade. I told him
my errand while he clipped away.

[Figure: When I worked in the Buffalo Ship-yard. ]

"What is it you want?" he asked, when I had ceased speaking and
waited for an answer.

"Work," I said.

"Work!" said he, waving me haughtily away with the shears; "we
don't work here. This is a newspaper office."

I went, abashed. I tried the Express next.  This time I had the
editor pointed out to me. He was just coming through the business
office. At the door I stopped him and preferred my request.  He
looked me over, a lad fresh from the shipyard, with horny hands
and a rough coat, and asked:--

"What are you?"

"A carpenter," I said.

The man turned upon his heel with a loud, rasping laugh and shut the
door in my face. For a moment I stood there stunned. His ascending
steps on the stairs brought back my senses. I ran to the door,
and flung it open. "You laugh!" I shouted, shaking my fist at him,
standing halfway up the stairs, "you laugh now, but wait--" And
then I got the grip of my temper and slammed the door in my turn.
All the same, in that hour it was settled that I was to be a
reporter. I knew it as I went out into the street.




CHAPTER V

I GO INTO BUSINESS, HEADLONG



Somewhat suddenly and quite unexpectedly, a business career opened
for me that winter. Once I had tried to crowd into it uninvited,
but the result was not good. It was when I had observed that, for
the want of the window reflectors which were much in use in the
old country, American ladies were at a disadvantage in their homes
in not being able to make out undesirable company at a distance,
themselves unseen, and conveniently forgetting that they were "in."
This civilizing agency I set about supplying forthwith. I made
a model and took it to a Yankee business man, to whom I explained
its use. He listened attentively, took the model, and said he had
a good mind to have me locked up for infringing the patent laws
of other lands; but because I had sinned from ignorance he would
refrain. His manner was so impressive that he really made me uneasy
lest I had broken some kind of a law I knew not of. From the fact
that not long after window reflectors began to make their appearance
in Buffalo, I infer that, whatever the enactment, it did not apply
to natives, or else that he was a very fearless man, willing to
take the risk from which he would save me--a sort of commercial
philanthropist. However, by that time I had other things to think
of, being a drummer and a very energetic one.

It came about in this way: some countrymen of mine had started
a cooperative furniture-factory in Jamestown, where there were
water-power and cheap lumber. They had no capital, but just below
was the oil country, where everybody had money, slathers of it. New
wells gushed every day, and boom towns were springing up all along
the Allegheny valley. Men were streaming into it from everywhere,
and needed furniture. If once they got the grip on that country,
reasoned the furniture-makers, they would get rich quickly with
the rest.  The thing was to get it. To do that they needed a man
who could talk. Perhaps they remembered the creation of the world
the year before. At all events, they sent up to Buffalo and asked
me if I would try.

I slammed my tool-box shut and started for Jamestown on the next
train. Twenty-four hours later saw me headed for the oil country,
equipped with a mighty album and a price-list. The album contained
pictures of the furniture I had for sale.  All the way down
I studied the price-list, and when I reached Titusville I knew to
a cent what it cost my employers per foot to make ash extension
tables. I only wish they had known half as well.

My first customer was a grumpy old shopkeeper who needed neither
tables nor bedsteads, so he said. But I had thought it all over and
made up my mind that the first blow was half the battle.  Therefore
I knew better. I pushed my album under his nose, and it fell open
at the extension tables. Cheap, I said, and rattled off the price.
I saw him prick up his ears, but he only growled that probably they
were no good.

What! my extension tables no good? I dared him to try them, and he
gave me an order for a dozen, but made me sign an agreement that
they were to be every way as represented. I would have backed my
tables with an order for the whole shop, so sure was I that they
could not be beaten. The idea! With the fit of righteous indignation
upon me, I went out and sold every other furniture-dealer in
Titusville a bill of tables; not one of them escaped. At night,
when I had sent the order home, I set out for Oil City, so as to
lose no valuable time.

It was just the same there. For some reason they were suspicious of
the extension tables, yet they wanted nothing else. I had to give
ironclad guarantees that they were as represented, which I did
impatiently enough. There was a thunder storm raging at the time.
The lightning had struck a tank, and the burning oil ran down a
hill and set the town on fire.  One end of it was burning while I
was canvassing the other, mentally calculating how many extension
tables would be needed to replace those that were lost.  People
did not seem to have heard of any other kind of furniture in that
country.  Walnut bed-steads, marble-top bureaus, turned washstands--they
passed them all by to fall upon the tables with shrill demand.
I made out their case to suit the facts, as I swept down through
that region, scattering extension tables right and left. It was the
excitement, I reasoned, the inrush of population from everywhere;
probably everybody kept boarders, more every day; had to extend
their tables to seat them.  I saw a great opportunity and resolutely
grasped it.  If it was tables they wanted, tables it should be.
I let all the rest of the stock go and threw myself on the tables
exclusively. Town after town I filled with them. Night after night
the mails groaned under the heavy orders for extension tables I sent
north. From Allegheny City alone an order of a thousand dollars'
worth from a single reputable dealer went home, and I figured in my
note-book that night a commission of $50 for myself plus my salary.

[Illustration: "One end of the town was burning while I was canvassing
the other"]

I could know nothing of the despatches that were hot on my trail
ever since my first order came from Titusville, telling me to stop,
let up on the tables, come home, anything; there was a mistake in
the price. They never overtook me. My pace was too hot for that.
Anyhow, I doubt if I would have paid any attention to them. I had
my instructions and was selling according to orders.  Business was
good, getting better every day. The firm wrote to my customers,
but they merely sent back copies of the iron-clad contract. They
had seen my instructions, and they knew it was all right. It was
not until I brought up, my last penny gone, in Rochester, near the
Ohio line, that the firm established communication with me at last.
Their instructions were brief: to come home and sell no more tables.
They sent $10, but gave me no clew to their curious decision, with
things booming as they were.

Being in the field I considered that, whatever was up, I had
a better command of the situation.  I decided that I would not go
home,--at least not until I had sold a few more extension tables
while they were in such demand. I made that $10 go farther than $10
ever went before. It took me a little way into Ohio, to Youngstown,
and then back to Pennsylvania, to Warren and Meadville and Corry.
My previous training in going hungry for days came in handy at
last. In the interests of commerce, I let my dinners go. So I was
enabled to make a final dash to Erie, where I planted my last batch
of tables before I went home, happy.

I got home in time to assist in the winding up of the concern. The
iron-clad contracts had done the business. My customers would not
listen to explanations. When told that the price of those tables
was lower than the cost of working up the wood, they replied that
it was none of their business.  They had their contracts. The
Allegheny man threatened suit, if I remember rightly, and the firm
gave up. Nobody blamed me, for I had sold according to orders; but
instead of $450 which I had figured out as my commission, I got
seventy-five cents. It was half of what my employer had.  He divided
squarely, and I could not in reason complain.

I sat in the restaurant where he had explained the situation to me,
and tried to telescope my ambitions down to the seventy-five-cent
standard, when my eyes fell upon a copy of _Harper's Weekly_ that
lay on the table. Absent-mindedly I read an advertisement in small
type, spelling it over idly while I was trying to think what to do
next.

"Wanted," it read, "by the Myers Manufacturing Company, agents to
sell a patent flat and fluting iron. Samples 75 cents."

The address was somewhere in John Street, New York. Samples
seventy-five cents! I repeated it mechanically.  Why, that was just
the size of my pile.  And right in my line of canvassing, too!
In ten minutes it was on the way to New York and I had secured
a provisional customer in the cook at the restaurant for an iron
that would perform what this one promised, iron the skirt and flute
the flounce too. In three days the iron came and proved good.  I
started in canvassing Jamestown with it, and in a week had secured
orders for one hundred and twenty, upon which my profit would be
over $80.  Something of business ways must have stuck to me, after
all, from my one excursion into the realm of trade; for when it
came to delivering the goods and I had no money, I went boldly to
a business man whose wife was on my books, and offered, if he would
send for the irons, to pay for them as I took them out of the store.
He made no bones about it, but sent for the irons and handed them
over to me to pay for when I could. So men are made. Commercial
character, as it is rated on 'change, I had none before that; but
I had after.  How could I disappoint a man like that?

[Illustration: "I went to hear Horace Greeley address an open-air
meeting."]

The confidence of the community I had not lost through my too
successful trip as a drummer, at all events. Propositions came
speedily to me to "travel in" pianos and pumps for local concerns.
It never rains but it pours. An old schoolmate who had been ordained
a clergyman wrote to me from Denmark to find him a charge among
the Danish settlements out West. But neither pumps, pianos, nor
parsons had power to swerve me from my chosen course. With them
went bosses and orders; with the flat-iron cherished independence.
When I had sold out Jamestown, I made a bee-line for Pittsburg, a
city that had taken my fancy because of its brisk business ways.
They were brisk indeed.  Grant's second campaign for the Presidency
was in full swing. On my second night in town I went to hear Horace
Greeley address an open-air meeting.  I can see his noble old head
yet above the crowd, and hear his opening appeal. Farther I never
got. A marching band of uniformed shouters for Grant had cut right
through the crowd. As it passed I felt myself suddenly seized; an
oilcloth cape was thrown over my head, a campaign cap jammed after,
and I found myself marching away with a torch on my shoulder to the
tune of a brass band just ahead. How many others of Mr. Greeley's
hearers fared as I did I do not know. The thing seemed so ludicrous
(and if I must march I really cared very little whether it was for
Greeley or Grant) that I stuck it out, hoping as we went to come
somewhere upon my hat, which had been lost in the sudden attack;
but I never saw it again.

Speaking of parading, my old desire to roam, that kept cropping out
at intervals, paid me a characteristic trick at this time. I was
passing through a horse-market when I saw a fine-looking, shapely
young horse put up at what seemed a ridiculously low price. Eighteen
dollars was the bid, and it was about to be knocked down at that.
The October sun was shining warm and bright. A sudden desire to get
on the horse and ride out into the wide world, away from the city
and the haunts of men, never to come back, seized me. I raised the
bid to $19. Almost before I knew, the beast was knocked down to
me and I had paid over the money. It left me with exactly $6 to my
name.

Leading the animal by the halter, I went down the street and
sat on the stoop of the Robinson House to think. With every step,
perplexities I hadn't thought of sprang up. In the first place, I
could not ride. I had always wanted to, but had never learned. Even
if I had been able to, where was I going, and to do what? I couldn't
ride around and sell flat-irons. The wide world seemed suddenly a
cold and far-off place, and $6 but small backing in an attack upon
it, with a hungry horse waiting to be fed. That was only too evident.

[Illustration: "The wide world seemed suddenly a cold and far-off
place."]

The beast was tearing the hitching-post with its teeth in a way that
brooked no delay. Evidently it had a healthy appetite. The conclusion
was slowly dawning upon me that I had made a fool of myself, when
the man who had bid $18 came by and saw me sitting there. He stopped
to ask what was the matter, and I told him frankly. He roared and
gave me $18 for the beast. I was glad enough to give it up. I never
owned a horse before or since, and I had that less than fifteen
minutes; but it was the longest quarter of an hour since I worked
in the coal-mine.

The flat-iron did not go in Pittsburg. It was too cheap. During a
brief interval I peddled campaign books, but shortly found a more
expensive iron, and had five counties in western Pennsylvania
allotted to me as territory. There followed a winter of great
business. Before it was half over I had achieved a bank account,
though how I managed it is a mystery to me till this day. Simple
as the reckoning of my daily trade ought to be, by no chance could
I ever make it foot up as it should.  I tried honestly every night,
but the receipts would never square with the expenditures, do what
I might. I kept them carefully apart in different pockets, but mixed
they would get in spite of all.  I had to call it square, however
far the footing was out of the way, or sit up all night, which I
would not do. I remember well the only time I came out even. I was
so astonished that I would not believe it, but had to go all over
the account again. That night I slept the sleep of the just. The
next morning, when I was starting out on my route with a clean
conscience and a clean slate, a shopkeeper rapped on his window
as I went by to tell me that I had given him the previous day a
twenty-dollar bill for a ten, in making change. After that I gave
up trying.

I was no longer alone. From Buffalo my old chum Ronne had come,
hearing that I was doing well, to join me, and from Denmark an old
schoolfellow, whose life at twenty-two had been wrecked by drink
and who wrote begging to be allowed to come. His mother pleaded
for him too, but it was not needed. He had enclosed in his letter
the strongest talisman of all, a letter written by Elizabeth in the
long ago when we were children together.  I have it yet. He came,
and I tried hard to break him of his failing. But I had undertaken
a job that was too big for me. Upon my return from a Western trip
I found that he had taken to drinking again, and in his cups had
enlisted. His curse followed him into the army. He rose to the
rank of sergeant, only to fall again and suffer degradation.  The
other day he shot himself at the post where he was stationed, after
nearly thirty years of service. Yet in all his ups and downs he
never forgot his home. While his mother lived he helped support
her in far-off Denmark; and when she was gone, no month passed that
he did not send home the half of his wages for the support of his
crippled sister in the old town. Charles was not bad. He was a poor,
helpless, unhappy boy, who came to me for help, and I had none to
give, God pity him and me.

The Western trip I spoke of was my undoing.  Puffed up by my success
as a salesman, I yielded in an evil hour to the blandishments of
my manufacturers, and accepted the general agency of the State of
Illinois, with headquarters in Chicago. It sounded well, but it
did not work well. Chicago had not yet got upon its feet after the
great fire; and its young men were too sharp for me. In six weeks
they had cleaned me out bodily, had run away with my irons and with
money they borrowed of me to start them in business. I returned
to Pittsburg as poor as ever, to find that the agents I had left
behind in my Pennsylvania territory had dealt with me after the same
fashion. The firm for which I worked had connived at the frauds.
My friends had left me.  The one I spoke of was in the army. Ronne
had given up in discouragement, and was at work in a rolling-mill.
In the utter wreck of all my hopes I was alone again.

Angry and sore, I went up the Allegheny River, with no definite
purpose in mind except to get away from everybody I knew. At Franklin
I fell ill with a sneaking fever. It was while I lay helpless in a
lonely tavern by the riverside that the crushing blow fell. Letters
from home, sent on from Pittsburg, told me that Elizabeth was to be
married. A cavalry officer who was in charge of the border police,
a dashing fellow and a good soldier, had won her heart. The wedding
was to be in the summer. It was then the last week in April. At the
thought I turned my face to the wall, and hoped that I might die.

But one does not die of love at twenty-four. The days that passed
slowly saw me leave my sick-bed and limp down to the river on sunny
days, to sit and watch the stream listlessly for hours, hoping
nothing, grasping nothing, except that it was all over. In all my
misadventures that was the one thing I had never dreamed of. If I
did, I as quickly banished the thought as preposterous. That she
should be another's bride seemed so utterly impossible that, sick
and feeble as I was, I laughed it to scorn even then; whereat
I fell to reading the fatal letter again, and trying to grasp its
meaning. It made it all only the more perplexing that I should not
know who he was or what he was. I had never heard of him before,
in that town where I thought I knew every living soul. That he
must be a noble fellow I knew, or he could not have won her; but
who--why--what--what had come over everything in such a short time,
and what was this ugly dream that was setting my brain awhirl and
shutting out the sunlight and the day? Presently I was in a relapse,
and it was all darkness to me, and oblivion.

When at last I got well enough to travel, I set my face toward
the east, and journeyed on foot through the northern coal regions
of Pennsylvania by slow stages, caring little whither I went, and
earning just enough by peddling flat-irons to pay my way. It was
spring when I started; the autumn tints were on the leaves when
I brought up in New York at last, as nearly restored as youth and
the long tramp had power to do. But the restless energy that had
made of me a successful salesman was gone. I thought only, if I
thought at all, of finding some quiet place where I could sit and
see the world go by that concerned me no longer. With a dim idea
of being sent into the farthest wilds as an operator, I went to a
business college on Fourth Avenue and paid $20 to learn telegraphing.
It was the last money I had. I attended the school in the afternoon.
In the morning I peddled flat-irons, earning money for my board,
and so made out.

One day, while I was so occupied, I saw among the "want" advertisements
in a newspaper one offering the position of city editor on a Long
Island City weekly to a competent man. Something of my old ambition
stirred within me. It did not occur to me that city editors were
not usually obtained by advertising, still less that I was not
competent, having only the vaguest notions of what the functions
of a city editor might be. I applied for the job, and got it at
once. Eight dollars a week was to be my salary; my job, to fill
the local column and attend to the affairs of Hunter's Point and
Blissville generally, politics excluded. The editor attended to
that. In twenty-four hours I was hard at work writing up my then
most ill-favored bailiwick. It is none too fine yet, but in those
days, when every nuisance crowded out of New York found refuge
there, it stunk to heaven.

Certainly I had entered journalism by the back door, very far back
at that, when I joined the staff of the _Review_. Signs of that
appeared speedily, and multiplied day by day. On the third day of
my employment I beheld the editor-in-chief being thrashed down the
street by an irate coachman whom he had offended, and when, in a
spirit of loyalty, I would have cast in my lot with him, I was held
back by one of the printers with the laughing comment that that
was his daily diet and that it was good for him. That was the only
way any one ever got any satisfaction or anything else out of him.
Judging from the goings on about the office in the two weeks I was
there, he must have been extensively in debt to all sorts of people
who were trying to collect. When, on my second deferred pay-day,
I met him on the stairs, propelled by his washerwoman, who brought
her basket down on his head with every step he took, calling upon
the populace (the stairs were outside the building) to witness just
punishment meted out to him for failing to pay for the washing of
his shirts, I rightly concluded that the city editor's claim stood
no show. I left him owing me two weeks' pay, but I freely forgive
him. I think I got my money's worth of experience. I did not
let grass grow under my feet as "city editor." Hunter's Point had
received for once a thorough raking over, and I my first lesson in
hunting the elusive item and, when found, making a note of it.

Except for a Newfoundland pup which some one had given me, I went
back over the river as poor as I had come. The dog proved rather a
doubtful possession as the days went by. Its appetite was tremendous,
and its preference for my society embarrassingly unrestrained. It
would not be content to sleep anywhere else than in my room. If I
put it out in the yard, it forthwith organized a search for me in
which the entire neighborhood was compelled to take part, willy-nilly.
Its manner of doing it boomed the local trade in hair-brushes and
mantel bric-a-brac, but brought on complications with the landlord
in the morning that usually resulted in the departure of Bob and
myself for other pastures. Part with him I could not; for Bob loved
me. Once I tried, when it seemed that there was no choice. I had
been put out for perhaps the tenth time, and I had no more money
left to provide for our keep. A Wall Street broker had advertised
for a watch-dog, and I went with Bob to see him. But when he would
have counted the three gold pieces he offered into my hand, I saw
Bob's honest brown eyes watching me with a look of such faithful
affection that I dropped the coins as if they burned, and caught
him about the neck to tell him that we would never part.  Bob put
his huge paws on my shoulders, licked my face, and barked such a
joyous bark of challenge to the world in general that even the Wall
Street man was touched.

"I guess you are too good friends to part," he said. And so we
were.

We left Wall Street and its gold behind to go out and starve together.
Literally we did that in the days that followed. I had taken to
peddling books, an illustrated Dickens issued by the Harpers, but
I barely earned enough by it to keep life in us and a transient
roof over our heads. I call it transient because it was rarely the
same two nights together, for causes which I have explained. In
the day Bob made out rather better than I. He could always coax a
supper out of the servant at the basement gate by his curvetings
and tricks, while I pleaded vainly and hungrily with the mistress
at the front door. Dickens was a drug in the market. A curious
fatality had given me a copy of "Hard Times" to canvass with. I
think no amount of good fortune could turn my head while it stands
in my bookcase. One look at it brings back too vividly that day
when Bob and I had gone, desperate and breakfastless, from the last
bed we might know for many days, to try to sell it and so get the
means to keep us for another twenty-four hours.

It was not only breakfast we lacked. The day before we had had only
a crust together. Two days without food is not good preparation
for a day's canvassing. We did the best we could. Bob stood by and
wagged his tail persuasively while I did the talking; but luck was
dead against us, and "Hard Times" stuck to us for all we tried.
Evening came and found us down by the Cooper Institute, with
never a cent. Faint with hunger, I sat down on the steps under the
illuminated clock, while Bob stretched himself at my feet. He had
beguiled the cook in one of the last houses we called at, and his
stomach was filled. From the corner I had looked on enviously. For
me there was no supper, as there had been no dinner and no breakfast.
Tomorrow there was another day of starvation.  How long was this to
last? Was it any use to keep up a struggle so hopeless? From this
very spot I had gone, hungry and wrathful, three years before when
the dining Frenchmen for whom I wanted to fight thrust me forth
from their company. Three wasted years! Then I had one cent in my
pocket, I remembered. Today I had not even so much. I was bankrupt
in hope and purpose. Nothing had gone right; nothing would ever go
right; and, worse, I did not care. I drummed moodily upon my book.
Wasted! Yes, My life was wasted, utterly wasted.

[Illustration: "Hard Times"]

A voice hailed me by name, and Bob sat up, looking attentively at
me for his cue as to the treatment of the owner of it. I recognized
in him the principal of the telegraph school where I had gone until
my money gave out. He seemed suddenly struck by something.

"Why, what are you doing here?" he asked. I told him Bob and I were
just resting after a day of canvassing.

"Books!" he snorted. "I guess they won't make you rich. Now, how
would you like to be a reporter, if you have got nothing better
to do?  The manager of a news agency down town asked me to-day to
find him a bright young fellow whom he could break in. It isn't
much--$10 a week to start with. But it is better than peddling
books, I know."

He poked over the book in my hand and read the title. "Hard Times,"
he said, with a little laugh.  "I guess so. What do you say? I
think you will do. Better come along and let me give you a note to
him now."

As in a dream, I walked across the street with him to his office
and got the letter which was to make me, half-starved and homeless,
rich as Crusus, it seemed to me. Bob went along, and before I
departed from the school a better home than I could give him was
found for him with my benefactor. I was to bring him the next day.
I had to admit that it was best so. That night, the last which Bob
and I spent together, we walked up and down Broadway, where there
was quiet, thinking it over.  What had happened had stirred me
profoundly.  For the second time I saw a hand held out to save me
from wreck just when it seemed inevitable; and I knew it for His
hand, to whose will I was at last beginning to bow in humility that
had been a stranger to me before. It had ever been my own will,
my own way, upon which I insisted. In the shadow of Grace Church I
bowed my head against the granite wall of the gray tower and prayed
for strength to do the work which I had so long and arduously
sought and which had now come to me; the while Bob sat and looked
on, saying clearly enough with his wagging tail that he did not know
what was going on, but that he was sure it was all right.  Then we
resumed our wanderings. One thought, and only one, I had room for.
I did not pursue it; it walked with me wherever I went: She was
not married yet. Not yet. When the sun rose, I washed my face and
hands in a dog's drinking-trough, pulled my clothes into such shape
as I could, and went with Bob to his new home. That parting over,
I walked down to 23 Park Row and delivered my letter to the desk
editor in the New York News Association, up on the top floor.

He looked me over a little doubtfully, but evidently impressed with
the early hours I kept, told me that I might try. He waved me to
a desk, bidding me wait until he had made out his morning book of
assignments; and with such scant ceremony was I finally introduced
to Newspaper Row, that had been to me like an enchanted land. After
twenty-seven years of hard work in it, during which I have been
behind the scenes of most of the plays that go to make up the sum
of the life of the metropolis, it exercises the old spell over me
yet.  If my sympathies need quickening, my point of view adjusting,
I have only to go down to Park Row at eventide, when the crowds are
hurrying homeward and the City Hall clock is lighted, particularly
when the snow lies on the grass in the park, and stand watching
them awhile, to find all things coming right. It is Bob who stands
by and watches with me then, as on that night.

The assignment that fell to my lot when the book was made out,
the first against which my name was written in a New York editor's
book, was a lunch of some sort at the Astor House. I have forgotten
what was the special occasion. I remember the bearskin hats of the
Old Guard in it, but little else. In a kind of haze, I beheld half
the savory viands of earth spread under the eyes and nostrils of a
man who had not tasted food for the third day.  I did not ask for
any. I had reached that stage of starvation that is like the still
centre of a cyclone, when no hunger is felt. But it may be that a
touch of it all crept into my report; for when the editor had read
it, he said briefly:--

"You will do. Take that desk, and report at ten every morning,
sharp."

That night, when I was dismissed from the office, I went up the
Bowery to No. 185, where a Danish family kept a boarding-house up
under the roof. I had work and wages now, and could pay. On the
stairs I fell in a swoon and lay there till some one stumbled over
me in the dark and carried me in.  My strength had at last given
out.

So began my life as a newspaper man.




CHAPTER VI

IN WHICH I BECOME AN EDITOR AND RECEIVE MY FIRST LOVE LETTER



I had my hands full that winter. The profession I had entered by
so thorny a path did not prove to be a bed of roses. But I was not
looking for roses.  I doubt if I would have known what to do with
them had there been any. Hard work and hard knocks had been my
portion heretofore, and I was fairly trained down to that. Besides,
now that the question where the next meal was to come from did not
loom up whichever way I looked, the thing for me was to be at work
hard enough and long enough to keep from thinking. With every letter
from home I expected to hear that she was married, and then--I
never got any farther. A furious kind of energy took possession of
me at the mere idea, and I threw myself upon my work in a way that
speedily earned for me the name of a good reporter.  "Good" had
reference to the quantity of work done rather than to the quality
of it. That was of less account than our ability to "get around"
to our assignments; necessarily so, for we mostly had six or seven
of an evening to attend, our route extending often from Harlem clear
down to the Bowery.  So that they were nearly "on a line," we were
supposed to have no cause of complaint. Our office sold news to
morning and evening papers both, and our working day, which began
at 10 A.M., was seldom over until one or two o'clock the next
morning.  Three reporters had to attend to all the general news of
the city that did not come through the regular department channels.

A queerly assorted trio we were: "Doc" Lynch, who had graduated from
the medical school to Bohemia, following a natural bent, I suppose;
Crafts, a Maine boy of angular frame and prodigious self-confidence;
and myself. Lynch I have lost sight of long ago. Crafts, I am told,
is rich and prosperous, the owner of a Western newspaper.  That
was bound to happen to him. I remember him in the darkest days of
that winter, when to small pay, hard work, and long hours had been
added an attack of measles that kept him in bed in his desolate
boarding-house, far from kindred and friends. "Doc" and I had run
in on a stolen visit to fill their place as well as we might. We
sat around trying to look as cheerful as we could and succeeding
very poorly; but Crafts's belief in himself and his star soared above
any trivialities of present discouragement. I see him now rising
on his elbow and transfixing the two of us with long, prophetic
forefinger:--


"The secret of my success," he said, impressively, "I lay to--"


We never found out to what he laid it, for we both burst out laughing,
and Crafts, after a passing look of surprise, joined in. But that
finger prophesied truly. His pluck won the day, and won it fairly.
They were two good comrades in a tight place. I shouldn't want any
better.

Running around was only working off steam, of which we had plenty.
The long rides, on Harlem assignments, in horse-cars with straw
in the bottom that didn't keep our feet from freezing until all
feeling in them was gone, were worse, a good deal.  At the mere
thought of them I fall to nursing my toes for reminiscent pangs.
However, I had at least enough to eat. At the downtown Delmonico's
and the other swell restaurants through the windows of which I had
so often gazed with hungry eyes, I now sometimes sat at big spreads
and public dinners, never without thinking of the old days and the
poor fellows who might then be having my hard luck.  It was not
so long since that I could have forgotten.  I bit a mark in the
Mulberry Bend, too, as my professional engagements took me that
way, promising myself that the day should come when I would have
time to attend to it. For the rest, if I had an hour to spare, I
put it in at the telegraph instrument. I had still the notion that
it might not be labor lost.  And though I never had professional
use for it, it did come handy to me as a reporter more than once.
There is scarcely anything one can learn that will not sooner or
later be useful to a newspaper man, if he is himself of the kind
that wants to be useful.

Along in the spring some politicians in South Brooklyn who had started
a weekly newspaper to boom their own fortunes found themselves in
need of a reporter, and were told of a "young Dutchman" who might
make things go. I was that "Dutchman." They offered me $15 a week,
and on May, 20, 1874, I carried my grip across the river, and, all
unconscious that I was on the turning tide in my fortunes, cast
in my lot with "Beecher's crowd," as the boys in the office said
derisively when I left them.

In two weeks I was the editor of the paper.  That was not a vote of
confidence, but pure economy on the part of my owners. They saved
forty dollars a week by giving me twenty-five and the name of
editor. The idea of an editor in anything but the name I do not
suppose had ever entered their minds. Theirs was an "organ," and for
the purposes for which they had started it they thought themselves
abundantly able to run it. I, on my part, quickly grew high notions
of editorial independence. Their purposes had nothing to do with it.
The two views proved irreconcilable. They clashed quite regularly,
and perhaps it was as much that they were tired of the editor as
that the paper was a drag upon them that made them throw it up after
the fall elections, in which they won. The press and the engine
were seized for debt. The last issue of the _South Brooklyn News_
had been put upon the street, and I went to the city to make
a bargain with the foundryman for the type. It was in the closing
days of the year. Christmas was at the door, with its memories.
Tired and disheartened, I was on my way back, my business done,
as the bells rang in the Holy Eve. I stood at the bow of a Fulton
Street ferryboat listening sadly to them, and watched the lights
of the city kindling alongshore. Of them all not one was for me.
It was all over, and I should have to strike a new trail. Where
would that lead? What did it matter, anyhow? Nobody cared. Why
should I?  A beautiful meteor shot out of the heavens overhead
and spanned the river with a shining arc. I watched it sail slowly
over Williamsburg, its trail glowing bright against the dark sky,
and mechanically the old wish rose to my lips. It was a superstition
with us when we were children that if we were quick enough to "wish
out" before the star was extinguished, the wish would come true.
I had tried a hundred times, always to fail; but for once I had
ample time. A bitter sigh smothered the wish, half uttered. My
chance had come too late. Even now she might be another man's wife,
and I--I had just made another failure of it, as usual.

It had never happened in all the holiday seasons I had been away
that a letter from home had reached me in time for Christmas Eve,
and it was a sore subject with me. For it was ever the dearest in
the year to me, and is now. But that evening, when I came home, in
a very ill humor, for the first time I found the coveted letter.
It told me of the death of my two older brothers and of my favorite
aunt. In a postscript my father added that Lieutenant B----, Elizabeth's
affianced husband, had died in the city hospital at Copenhagen.
She herself was living among strangers.  She had chosen her lover
when the family demanded of her that she give him up as a hopeless
invalid. They thought it all for her good. Of her I should have
expected nothing less. But she shall tell the story of that herself.

I read the letter through, then lay down upon my bed and wept. When
I arose, it was to go to the owners of my paper with a proposition
to buy it.  They laughed at me at first; asked to see my money. As
a reporter for the news bureau I had saved up $75, rather because
I had no time to spend it than with any definite notion of what I
was going to do with it. This I offered to them, and pointed out
that the sale of the old type, which was all that was left of the
paper beside the goodwill, would bring no more. One of them, more
reasonable than the rest--the one who had generally paid the scores
while the others took the tricks--was disposed to listen. The upshot
of it was that I bought the paper for $650, giving notes for the
rest, to be paid when I could. If I could not, they were not much
out. And then, again, I might succeed.

I did; by what effort I hesitate to set down here lest I be not
believed. The _News_ was a big four-page sheet. Literally every
word in it I wrote myself. I was my own editor, reporter, publisher,
and advertising agent. My pen kept two printers busy all the week,
and left me time to canvass for advertisements, attend meetings, and
gather the news. Friday night the local undertaker, who advertised
in the paper and paid in kind, took the forms over to New York,
where the presswork was done. In the early morning hours I shouldered
the edition--it was not very large in those days--and carried it
from Spruce Street down to Fulton Ferry, and then home on a Fifth
Avenue car. I recall with what inward rage I submitted to being
held up by every chance policeman and prodded facetiously in the
ribs with remarks about the "old man's millions," etc. Once or
twice it boiled over and I was threatened with summary arrest. When
I got home, I slept on the counter with the edition for my pillow,
in order to be up with the first gleam of daylight to skirmish for
newsboys. I gathered them in from street and avenue, compelled them
to come in if they were not willing, and made such inducements for
them that shortly South Brooklyn resounded with the cry of "News"
from sunrise to sunset on Saturday. The politicians who had been
laughing at my "weekly funeral" beheld with amazement the paper
thrust under their noses at every step. They heard its praises, or
the other thing, sung on every hand. From their point of view it
was the same thing: the paper was talked of. Their utmost effort
had failed of that. When, on June 5, Her birthday, I paid down in
hard cash what was left of the purchase sum and hoisted the flag
over an independent newspaper, freed from debt, they came around
with honeyed speeches to make friends. I scarcely heard them. Deep
down in my soul a voice kept repeating unceasingly: Elizabeth is
free! She is free, free! That night, in the seclusion of my den,
clutching grimly the ladder upon which I had at last got my feet,
I resolved that I would reach the top, or die climbing and found me
sleepless, pouring out my heart to her, four thousand miles away.

I carried the letter to the post-office myself, and waited till I
saw it started on its long journey. I stood watching the carrier
till he turned the corner; then went back to my work.

To that work there had been added a fresh spur just when I was at
last free from all trammels.  The other strongest of human emotions
had been stirred within me. In a Methodist revival--it was in
the old Eighteenth Street Church--I had fallen under the spell of
the preacher's fiery eloquence.  Brother Simmons was of the old
circuit-riders' stock, albeit their day was long past in our staid
community.  He had all their power, for the spirit burned within
him; and he brought me to the altar quickly, though in my own case
conversion refused to work the prescribed amount of agony. Perhaps
it was because I had heard Mr. Beecher question the correctness of
the prescription. When a man travelling in the road found out, he
said, that he had gone wrong, he did not usually roll in the dust
and agonize over his mistake; he just turned around and went the
other way. It struck me so, but none the less with deep conviction. In
fact, with the heat of the convert, I decided on the spot to throw
up my editorial work and take to preaching. But Brother Simmons
would not hear of it.

[Footnote: Brother Simmons.  [The Rev. Ichabod Simmons.]]

"No, no, Jacob," he said; "not that. We have preachers enough. What
the world needs is consecrated pens."

Then and there I consecrated mine. I wish I could honestly say that
it has always come up to the high ideal set it then. I can say,
though, that it has ever striven, toward it, and that scarce a day
has passed since that I have not thought of the charge then laid
upon it and upon me.

The immediate result was a campaign for reform that made the town
stare. It struck the politicians first. They were Democrats, and I
was running a Democratic paper. I did it _con amore_, too, for it
was in the days of the scandals of Grant's second term, and the
disgrace of it was foul. So far we were agreed. But it happened
that the chief obstacle to Democratic success in the Twenty-second
Ward, where my paper was located, was the police captain of the
precinct, John Mackellar, who died the other day as Deputy Chief of
the Borough of Brooklyn. Mackellar was a Republican of a pronounced
type and a good deal of a politician besides. Therefore he must
go. But he was my friend. I had but two in the entire neighborhood
who really cared for me--Edward Wells, clerk in a drug-store across
the street, who was of my own age, and Mackellar. Between us had
sprung up a strong attachment, and I could not think of having
Mackellar removed, particularly as he had done nothing to deserve
it. He was a good policeman.  I told the bosses so. They insisted;
pleaded political expedience. I told them I would not allow it,
and when they went ahead in spite of me, told the truth about it
in my paper. The Twenty-second was really a Republican ward. The
attitude of the _News_ killed the job.

The Democratic bosses were indignant.

"How can we run the ward with you acting that way?" they asked.
I told them I did not care if they didn't. I could run it better
myself, it seemed.

They said nothing. They had other resources.  The chief of them--he
was a judge--came around and had a friendly talk with me. He showed
me that I was going against my own interest. I was just starting
out in life. I had energy, education.  They were qualities that
in politics were convertible into gold, much gold, if I would but
follow him and his fortunes.

"I never had an education," he said. "I need you. If you will stick
to me, I will make you rich."

I think he meant it. He certainly could have done so had he chosen.
He himself died rich. He was not a bad fellow, as bosses go. But
I did not like boss politics. And the bait did not tempt me.  I
never wanted to be rich. I am afraid it would make me grasping; I
think I am built that way.  Anyhow, it is too much bother. I wanted
to run my own paper, and I told him so.

"Well," he said, "you are young. Think it over."

It was some time after that I read in a newspaper, upon returning
from a hunting trip to Staten Island, that I had been that day
appointed an interpreter in my friend the judge's court, at a salary
of $100 a month. I went to him and asked him what it meant.

"Well," he said, "we need an interpreter. There are a good many
Scandinavians and Germans in my district. You know their language?"

"But," I protested, "I have no time to go interpreting police court
cases. I don't want the office."

He pushed me out with a friendly shoulder-pat.  "You go back and
wait till I send for you. We can lump the cases, and we won't need
you every day."

In fact, they did not need me more than two or three times that month,
at the end of which I drew my pay with many qualms of conscience.
My services were certainly not worth the money I received.  Such is
the soothing power of public "pap": on the second pay-day, though
I had performed even less service, I did not feel nearly so bad
about it. My third check I drew as a matter of course. I was "one
of the boys" now, and treated with familiarity by men whom I did not
like a bit, and who, I am sure, did not like me. But the cordiality
did not long endure. It soon appeared that the interpreter in the
judge's court had other duties than merely to see justice done to
helpless foreigners; among them to see things politically as His
Honor did. I did not. A ruction followed speedily--I think it was
about our old friend Mackellar--that wound up by his calling me
an ingrate. It was a favorite word of his, as I have noticed it is
of all bosses, and it meant everything reprehensible. He did not
discharge me; he couldn't. I was as much a part of the court as
he was, having been appointed under a State law. But the power of
the Legislature that had created me was invoked to kill me, and,
for appearance's sake, the office. Before it adjourned, the same
Legislature resurrected the office, but not me. So contradictory is
human nature that by that time I was quite ready to fight for my
"rights." But for once I was outclassed. The judge and the Legislature
were too many for me, and I retired as gracefully as I could.

So ceased my career as a public officer, and forever. It was the
only office I ever held, and I do not want another. I am ashamed
yet, twenty-five years after, of having held that one. Because,
however I try to gloss it over, I was, while I held it, a sinecurist,
pure and simple.

However, it did not dampen my zeal for reform in the least.
That encompassed the whole range of my little world; nor would it
brook delay even for a minute. It did not consider ways and means,
and was in nowise tempered with discretion.  Looking back now, it
seems strange that I never was made to figure in the police court
in those days in another capacity than that of interpreter.  Not
that I did anything for which I should have been rightly jailed.
But people will object to being dragged by the hair even in the
ways of reform.  When the grocer on my corner complained that he
was being ruined by "beats" who did not pay their bills and thereby
compelled him to charge those who did pay more, in order that he
might live, I started in at once to make those beats pay up. I gave
notice, in a plain statement of the case in my editorial columns,
that they must settle their scores for the sake of the grocer and
the general good, or I would publish their names. I was as good as
my word. I not only published the list of them, but how much and
how long they owed it, and called upon them to pay or move out of
the ward.

Did they move? Well, no! Perhaps it was too much to expect. They
were comfortable. They stayed to poison the mind of the town against
the man who was lying awake nights to serve it; in which laudable
effort they were ably seconded by the corner grocer. I record without
regret the subsequent failure of that tradesman. There were several
things wrong with the details of my campaign,--for one thing, I had
omitted to include him among the beats,--but in its large lines we
can all agree that it was right. It was only another illustration
of the difficulty of reducing high preaching to practice. Instead
of society hailing me as its saviour, I grew personally unpopular.
I doubt if I had another friend in the world beside the two I have
mentioned. But the circulation of my paper grew enormously. It was
doubled and trebled week by week--a fact which I accepted as public
recognition of the righteousness of my cause. I was wrong in that.
The fact was that ours was a community of people with a normally
healthy appetite for knowing one's neighbor's business. I suppose
the thing has been mistaken before by inexperience for moral
enthusiasm, and will be again.

I must stop here to tell the reason why I would not convict the
meanest thief on circumstantial evidence. I would rather let a
thousand go free than risk with one what I risked and shudder yet
to think of. There had been some public excitement that summer
about mad dogs, especially spitz-dogs.  A good many persons had
been bitten, and the authorities of Massachusetts, if I remember
rightly, had put that particular breed under the ban as dangerous
at all times. There was one always prowling about the lot behind my
office, through which the way led to my boarding-house, and, when
it snapped at my leg in passing one day, I determined to kill it
in the interest of public safety. I sent my office-boy out to buy
a handful of buckshot, and, when he brought it, set about loading
both barrels of the fowling-piece that stood in my office. While
I was so occupied, my friend the drug-clerk came in, and wanted to
know what I was up to. Shooting a dog, I said, and he laughed:--

"Looks as though you were going gunning for your beats."

I echoed his laugh thoughtlessly enough; but the thing reminded me
that it was unlawful to shoot within the city limits, and I sent
the boy up to the station to tell the captain to never mind if he
heard shooting around: I was going out for a dog. With that I went
forth upon my quest.

The dog was there; but he escaped before I could get a shot at him.
He dodged, growling and snapping, among the weeds, and at last ran
into a large enclosed lot in which there were stacks of lumber and
junk and many hiding-places. I knew that he could not get out, for
the board fence was high and tight. So I went in and shut the door
after me, and had him.

I should have said before that among my enemies was a worthless
fellow, a hanger-on of the local political machine, who had that
afternoon been in the office annoying me with his loud and boisterous
talk. He was drunk, and as there were some people to see me, I put
him out. He persisted in coming back, and I finally told him, in
the hearing of a dozen persons, to go about his business, or some
serious harm would befall him. If I connected any idea with it, it
was to call a policeman; but I left them to infer something worse,
I suppose. Getting arrested was not very serious business with him.
He went out, swearing.

It was twilight when I began my still-hunt for the spitz in the
lumber lot, and the outlines of things were more or less vague; but
I followed the dog about until at last I made him out standing on
a pile of boards a little way off. It was my chance.  I raised the
gun quickly and took aim. I had both barrels cocked and my finger
on the trigger, when something told me quite distinctly not to
shoot; to put down the gun and go closer. I did so, and found, not
the dog as I thought, but my enemy whom I had threatened but an
hour or two before, asleep at full length on the stack, with his
coat rolled under his head for a pillow. It was his white shirt-bosom
which I had mistaken in the twilight for the spitz dog.

He never knew of his peril. I saw my own at a glance, and it
appalled me. Stranger that I was, hated and denounced by many who
would have posed as victims of my violence; with this record against
me of threatening the man whom I would be accused of having slain
an hour later; with my two only friends compelled to give evidence
which would make me out as artfully plotting murder under the shield
of a palpable invention--for who ever heard of any one notifying the
police that he was going to shoot a dog?--with no family connection
or previous good character to build a defence upon: where would
have been my chance of escape? What stronger chain of circumstantial
evidence could have been woven to bring me, an innocent man, to the
gallows? I have often wished to forget that evening by the sleeping
man in the lumber lot. I cannot even now write calmly about it.
Many months passed before I could persuade myself to touch my gun,
fond as I had always been of carrying it through the woods.

Of all this the beats knew nothing. They kept up their warfare of
backbiting and of raising petty ructions at the office when I was
not there, until I hit upon the plan of putting Pat in charge. Pat
was a typical Irish coal-heaver, who would a sight rather fight
than eat. There was a coal office in the building, and Pat was
generally hanging around, looking for a job. I paid him a dollar
a week to keep the office clear of intruders, and after that there
was no trouble. There was never any fighting, either. The mere
appearance of Pat in the doorway was enough, to his great disgust.
It was a success as far as preserving the peace of the office was
concerned. But with it there grew up, unknown to me, an impression
that personally I would not fight, and the courage of the beats
rose correspondingly.  They determined to ambush me and have it out
with me. One wintry Saturday night, when I was alone in the office
closing up the business of the week, they met on the opposite
corner to see me get a thrashing. One of their number, a giant in
stature, but the biggest coward of the lot, was to administer it.
He was fitted out with an immense hickory club for the purpose,
and to nerve his arm they filled him with drink.

My office had a large window running the whole length of the front,
with a sill knee-high that made a very good seat when chairs were
scarce. Only, one had to be careful not to lean against the window.
It was made of small panes set in a slight wooden framework, which
every strong wind blew out or in, and I was in constant dread lest
the whole thing should collapse. On that particular night the window
was covered with a heavy hoarfrost, so that it was quite impossible
to see from outside what was going on within, or _vice versa_.
From my seat behind the desk I caught sight through the door, as it
was opened by a chance caller, of the gang on the opposite corner,
with Jones and his hickory club, and knew what was coming. I knew
Jones, too, and awaited his debut as a fighter with some curiosity.

He came over, bravely enough, after the fifth or sixth drink,
opened the door, and marched in with the tread of a grenadier. But
the moment it fell to behind him, he stood and shook so that the
club fairly rattled on the floor. Outside the gang were hugging
their sides in expectation of what was coming.

"Well, Jones," I said, "what is it?"

He mumbled something so tremulously and incoherently that I felt
really sorry for him. Jones was not a bad fellow, though he was
in bad company just then. I told him so, and that it would be best
for him to go out quietly, or he might hurt himself.  He seemed
to be relieved at the suggestion, and when I went from behind the
counter and led him toward the door, he went willingly enough. But
as I put my hand on the latch he remembered his errand, and, with
a sudden plucking up of courage at the thought of the waiting gang,
he raised the stick to strike at me.

Honestly, I didn't touch the man with a finger.  I suppose he
stumbled over the sill, as I had sometimes done in my sober senses.
Whatever the cause, he fell against the window, and out with him
it went, the whole of the glass front, with a crash that resounded
from one end of the avenue to the other, and brought neighbors and
policemen, among them my friend the captain, on a run to the store.
In the midst of the wreck lay Jones, moaning feebly that his back
was broken. The beats crowded around with loud outcry.

"He threw him out of the window," they cried.  "We saw him do it!
Through window and all, threw him bodily! Did he not, Jones?"

Jones, who was being picked up and carried into my office, where
they laid him on the counter while they sent in haste for a doctor,
nodded that it was so. Probably he thought it was. I cannot even
blame the beats. It must have seemed to them that I threw him out.
They called upon the captain with vehement demand to arrest me for
murder. I looked at him; his face was serious.

"Why, I didn't touch him," I said indignantly.  "He must have
fallen."

"Fallen!" they shouted. "We saw him come flying through. Fallen!
Look at the window!" And indeed it was a sorry sight.

Dr. Howe came with his instrument box, and the crowd increased. The
doctor was a young man who had been very much amused by my battle
with the beats, and, though he professed no special friendship for
me, had no respect for the others. He felt the groaning patient
over, punched him here and there, looked surprised, and felt again.
Then he winked one eye at the captain and me.

"Jones," he said, "get up! There is nothing the matter with you.
Go and get sober."

The beats stood speechless.

"He came right through this window," they began.  "We saw him--"

"Something has come through the window, evidently," said the captain,
with asperity, "and broken it. Who is to pay for it? If you say
it was Jones, it is my duty to hold you as witnesses, if Mr. Riis
makes a charge of disorderly conduct against him, as I suppose he
will." He trod hard on my toe.  "A man cannot jump through another
man's window like that. Here, let me--"

But they were gone. I never heard from them again. But ever after
the reputation clung to me of being a terrible fighter when roused.
Jones swore to it, drunk or sober. Twenty witnesses backed him up.
I was able to discharge Pat that week. There was never an ill word
in my street after that. I suppose my renown as a scrapper survives
yet in the old ward. As in the other case, the chain of circumstantial
evidence was perfect. No link was missing. None could have been
forged to make it stronger.

I wouldn't hang a dog on such evidence. And I think I am justified
in taking that stand.

The summer and fall had worn away, and no word had come from home.
Mother, who knew, gave no sign. Every day, when the letter-carrier
came up the street, my hopes rose high until he had passed. The
letter I longed for never came. It was farthest from my thoughts
when, one night in the closing days of a hot political campaign, I
went to my office and found it lying there. I knew by the throbbing
of my heart what it was the instant I saw it. I think I sat as much
as a quarter of an hour staring dumbly at the unopened envelope.
Then I arose slowly, like one grown suddenly old, put it in my
pocket, and stumbled homeward, walking as if in a dream. I went up
to my room and locked myself in.

[Illustration: The Letter.]

It lies before me as I write, that blessed letter, the first
love-letter I had ever received; much faded and worn, and patched
in many places to keep it together. The queer row of foreign stamps
climbing over one another--she told me afterward that she had no
idea how many were needed for a letter to America, and was afraid
to ask, so she put on three times more than would have been
enough--and the address in her fair round hand,

Mr. Jacob A. Riis, Editor South Brooklyn News, Fifth Avenue cor.
Ninth Street, Brooklyn, N. Y, North America,

the postmark of the little town of Hadersleben, where she was
teaching school, the old-fashioned shape of the envelope--they all
then and there entered into my life and became part of it, to abide
forever with light and joy and thanksgiving. How much of sunshine one
little letter can contain! Six years seemed all at once the merest
breath of time to have waited for it. Toil, hardship, trouble--with
that letter in my keep? I laughed out loud at the thought. The
sound of my own voice sobered me. I knelt down and prayed long
and fervently that I might strive with all my might to deserve the
great happiness that had come to me.

The stars were long out when my landlord, who had heard my restless
walk overhead, knocked to ask if anything was the matter. He must
have seen it in my face when he opened the door, for he took a
sidelong step, shading his eyes from the lamp to get a better look,
and held out his hand.

"Wish you joy, old man," he said heartily.  "Tell us of it, will
you?" And I did.

It is true that all the world loves a lover. It smiled upon me all
day long, and I smiled back.  Even the beats looked askance at me
no longer.  The politicians who came offering to buy the influence
of my paper in the election were allowed to escape with their lives.
I wrote--I think I wrote to her every day. At least that is what I
do now when I go away from home. She laughs when she tells me that
in the first letter I spoke of coming home in a year. Meanwhile,
according to her wish, we were to say nothing about it. In the
second letter I decided upon the following spring. In the third I
spoke of perhaps going in the winter. The fourth and fifth preferred
the early winter. The sixth reached her from Hamburg, on the heels
of a telegram announcing that I had that day arrived in Frisia.

What had happened was that just at the right moment the politicians
had concluded, upon the evidence of the recent elections, that they
could not allow an independent paper in the ward, and had offered
to buy it outright. I was dreadfully overworked.  The doctor urged
a change. I did not need much urging. So I sold the paper for five
times what I had paid for it, and took the first steamer for home.
Only the other day, when I was lecturing in Chicago, a woman came
up and asked if I was the Riis she had travelled with on a Hamburg
steamer twenty-five years before, and who was going home to be
married. She had never forgotten how happy he was. She and the rest
of the passengers held it to be their duty to warn me that "She"
might not turn out as nice as I thought she was.

"I guess we might have spared ourselves the trouble," she said,
looking me over.

Yes, they might. But I shall have to put off telling of that till
next time. And I shall let Elizabeth, my Elizabeth now, tell her
part of it in her own way.




CHAPTER VII

ELIZABETH TELLS HER STORY


How well I remember the days of which my husband has written--our
childhood in the old Danish town where to this day, in spite of my
love for America, the air seems fresher, the meadows greener, the
sea more blue, and where above it all the skylark sings his song
clearer, softer, and sweeter than anywhere else in the world!
I--it is too bad that we cannot tell our own stories without all
the time talking about ourselves, but it is so, and there is no
help for it. Well, then, I was a happy little girl in those days.
Though my own father, a county lawyer, had died early and left
my dear mother without any means of support for herself and three
children except what she earned by teaching school and music, it
did not make life harder for me, for I had been since I was three
years old with mother's youngest and loveliest sister and her husband.
They were rich and prosperous.  They brought me up as their own,
and never had a child a kinder father and mother or a more beautiful
home than I had with my uncle and aunt. Besides, I was naturally
a happy child.  Life seemed full of sunshine, and every day dawned
with promise of joy and pleasure. I remember often saying to my
aunt, whom, by the way, I called mother, "I am so happy I don't
know what to do!"

[Illustration: Elizabeth's Mother.]

So I skipped and danced about among the lumber in the sight of
Jacob Riis, till, in sheer amazement, he cut his finger off. _He_
says admiration, not amazement, but I have my own ideas about that.
I see him yet with his arm in a sling and a defiant look, making his
way across the hall at dancing-school to engage me as his partner.
I did not appreciate the compliment in the least, for I would a
good deal rather have had Charles, who danced well and was a much
nicer looking boy.  Besides, Charles's sister Valgerda had told
me in confidence how Jacob had said to Charles that he would marry
me when I was a woman, or die. And was there ever such assurance?
From the day I learned of this, I treated Jacob with all the coolness
and contempt of which my naturally kindly disposition was capable.
When he spoke to me I answered him hardly a word, and took pains
to show my preference for Charles or some other boy. But it seemed
to make no difference to him.

I was just seventeen when I received my first love-letter from Jacob.
Like the dutiful fellow he was, he sent it through his mother, to
my mother, who read it before giving it to me. She handed it to
me with the words: "I need not tell you that neither father nor I
would ever give our consent to an engagement between you two till
Jacob had some good position." Way down in my heart there was a small
voice whispering: "Well, if I loved him I wouldn't ask anybody."
But the letter was a beautiful one, and after these many years I
know that every word in it was prompted by true, unselfish love.
I cried over it and answered it as best I could, and then after
a while forgot about it and was happy as ever with my studies, my
music, and plenty of dances and parties to break the routine. Jacob
had gone away to America.

Before I was twenty years old I met one who was to have a great
influence on my life. He was a dashing cavalry officer, much older
than I, and a frequent visitor at our home. And here I must tell
that my own dear mother had died when I was fifteen years old, and
my brother and sister had come to live with us in Ribe. There was
house-room and heart-room for us all there. They were very good to
us, my uncle and aunt, and I loved them as if they were indeed my
parents. They spared no expense in our bringing up. Nothing they gave
their only son was too good for us. Our home was a very beautiful
and happy one.

[Illustration: Elizabeth's Home--"The Castle."]

It was in the summer of 1872 that I met Raymond.  That is not a
Danish name, but it was his.  He came to our little town as next
in command of a company of gendarmes--mounted frontier police.
In the army he had served with my mother's brother, and naturally
father and mother, whose hospitable home welcomed every distinguished
stranger, did everything to make his existence, in what must to a
man of the world have been a dull little town, less lonely than it
would otherwise have been. He had a good record, had been brave in
the war, was the finest horseman in all the country, could skate and
dance and talk, and, best of all, was known to be a good and loving
son to his widowed mother, and greatly beloved by his comrades. So
he came into my life and singled me out before the other girls at
the balls and parties where we frequently met.  Strange as it may
seem, for I was not a pretty girl, I had many admirers among the
young men in our town. Perhaps there wasn't really any admiration
about it; perhaps it was just because we knew each other as boys
and girls and were brought up together.  Most of the young men in
our town were college students who had gone to school in Ribe and
came back at vacation time to renew old friendships and have a good
time with old neighbors. I danced well, played the piano well, and
was full of life, and they all liked to come in our house, where
there were plenty of good things of all kinds. So I really ought
not to say that I, who frequently cried over the length of my nose,
had admirers. I should rather say good friends, who saw to it in
their kindness that I never was a wall-flower at a ball, or lacked
favors at a cotillon.

But he was so different. The others were young like myself. He had
experience. He was a man, handsome and good, just such a man as
would be likely to take the fancy of a girl of my age. And he, who
had seen so many girls prettier and better than I, singled me out
of them all; and I--well, I was proud of the distinction, and I
loved him.

How well I remember the clear winter day when he and I skated
and talked, and talked and skated, till the moon was high in the
heavens, and my brother was sent out to look for me! I went home
that evening the happiest girl in the world, so I thought; for he
had called me "a beautiful child," and told me that he loved me.
And father and mother had given their consent to our engagement.
Never did the sun shine so brightly, never did the bells ring out
so clearly and appealingly in the old Cathedral, and surely never
was the world so beautiful as on the Sunday morning after our
engagement when I awoke early in my dear little room.  Oh, how
I loved the whole world and every one in it! how good God was,
how kind and loving my father and mother and brother and sisters!
How I would love to be good to every one around me, and thus in a
measure show my gratitude for all the happiness that was mine!

So passed the winter and spring, with many preparations for our new
home and much planning for our future life. In a town like ours,
where everybody knew all about everybody else from the day they
were born till the day they died, it was only reasonable to suppose
that somebody had told my betrothed about Jacob Riis's love for
me. I had hoped that Jacob would learn to look at me in a different
light, but from little messages which came to me off and on from
the New World, I knew that he was just as faithful as ever to his
idea that we were meant for one another, and that "I might say
him No time and time again, the day would come when I would change
my mind." But in the first happy days of our engagement I confess
that I did not think very much about him, except for mentioning
him once or twice to my friend as a good fellow, but such a queer
and obstinate one, who some day would see plainly that I was not
half as good as he thought, and learn to love some other girl who
was much better.

But one day there came a letter from America, and so far was Jacob
from my thoughts at that moment that, when my lieutenant asked
me from whom did I think that American letter came, I answered in
perfect good faith that I could not imagine, unless it were from
a former servant of ours who lived over there.

"No servant ever wrote that address," said Raymond, dryly. It was
from Jacob, and filled with good wishes for us both. He listened
to it in silence. I said how glad I was to find that at last he
looked upon me merely as a friend. "You little know how to read
between the lines," was his sober comment. He was very serious,
almost sad, it seemed to me.

In the early summer came the first cloud on my sunlit sky. One
evening, when we were invited to a party of young people at our
doctor's house, word was sent from Raymond that he was sick and
could not come, but that I must on no account stay home. But I did.
For me there was no pleasure without him, no, not anywhere in the
world. He recovered soon, however; but after that, short spells of
illness, mostly heavy colds, were the rule.  He was a strong man
and had taken pride in being able to do things which few other
men could do without harm coming to them; for instance, to chop a
hole in the ice and go swimming in midwinter.  But exposure to the
chill, damp air of that North Sea country and the heavy fogs that
drifted in from the ocean at night, when he rode alone, often many
miles over the moor on his tours of inspection, had undermined his
splendid constitution, and before the summer was over the doctors
pronounced my dear one a sufferer from bronchial consumption, and
told us that his only chance lay in his seeking a milder climate.
I grieved at the thought of separation for a whole winter, perhaps
longer, and at his suffering; but I felt sure that he would come
back to me from Switzerland a well man.

So we parted. That winter we lived in our letters.  The fine
climate in Montreux seemed to do him good, and his messages were
full of hope that all would be well. Not so with my parents. They
had been told by physicians who had treated Raymond that his case
was hopeless; that he might live years, perhaps, in Switzerland,
but that in all probability to return to Denmark would be fatal to
him. They told me so, and I could not, would not, believe them. It
seemed impossible that God would take him away from me. They also
told me that on no condition must I think of marrying him, because
either I should be a widow soon after marriage, or else I should
be a sick-nurse for several years. So they wished me to break the
engagement while he was absent.

This and much more was said to me. And I, who had always been an
obedient daughter and never crossed their will in any way, for the
first time in my life opposed them and told them that never should
anybody separate me from the one I loved until God himself parted
us. Mother reminded me of my happy childhood, and of how much she
and my foster-father had done for me, and that now they had only my
happiness in view--a fact which I might not understand till I was
older, she said, but must now take on trust. Beside which, Raymond
would be made to feel as if a load were taken off his mind if
of my free will I broke our engagement and left him free from any
responsibility toward me. But all the time his letters told me that
he loved me better than ever, and I lived only in the hope of his
home-coming. So I refused to listen to them. They wrote to him;
told him what the doctor said and appealed to him to set me free.
And he, loyal and good as he was, gave me back my promise. He believed
he would get well. But he knew he could not return to Ribe. He had
resigned his command and gone back to the rank and pay of a plain
lieutenant. He could not offer me now such a home as I was used to
these many years; and as he was so much older than I, he thought
it his duty to tell me all this. And all the time he knew, oh,
so well! that I would never leave him, come what might, sickness,
poverty, or death itself. I was bound to stand by him to the last.

That was a hard winter. Father and mother, who could not look into
my heart and see that I still loved them as dearly as ever--I know
so well they meant it all for the best--called me ungrateful and
told me that I was blind and would not see what made for my good,
and that therefore they must take their own measures for my happiness.
So they offered me the choice between giving up the one I loved
or leaving the home that had been mine so long. I chose the last,
for I could not do otherwise. I packed my clothes and said good-by
to my friends, of whom many treated me with coldness, since they,
too, thought I must be ungrateful to those who had done so much
for me. Homeless and alone I went to Raymond's brother, who had a
little country home near the city of Copenhagen.  With him and his
young wife I stayed until one day my Raymond returned, much better
apparently, yet not the same as before. Suffering, bodily and
mental, had left its traces upon his face and frame, but his love
for me was greater than ever, and he tried hard to make up to me
all I lost; as if I had really lost anything in choosing him before
all the world.

We were very happy at first in the joy of being together. But
soon he suffered a relapse, and decided to go to the hospital for
treatment. He never left it again, except once or twice for a walk
with me. All the long, beautiful summer days he spent in his room,
the last few months in bed.  Many friends came to see him, and
as for me, I spent all my days with him, reading softly to him or
talking with him. And I never gave up hope of his getting better
some day. He probably knew that his time was short, but I think
that he did not have the heart to tell me. Sometimes he would say,
"I wonder whether your people would take you back to your home if
I died." Or, "If I should die, and some other man who loved you,
and who you knew was good and faithful, should ask you to marry
him, you ought to accept him, even if you did not love him." I
never could bear to hear it or to think of it then.

One raw, dark November morning I started on the long walk from his
mother's house, where I had stayed since he took to his bed, to
go and spend the day with him as usual. By this time I was well
acquainted with every one in the hospital.  The nurses were good
to me. They took off my shoes and dried and warmed them for me, and
some brought me afternoon coffee, which otherwise was contraband in
the sick-rooms. But this morning the nurse in charge of Raymond's
ward turned her back upon me and pretended not to hear me when I
bid her good-morning. When I entered his room, it was to find the
lifeless body of him who only a few hours before had bidden me a
loving and even cheerful good-night.

Oh! the utter loneliness of those days; the longing for mother and
home! But no word came from Ribe then. My dear one was laid to
rest, with the sweet, resigned smile on his brave face, and I stayed
for a while with his people, not being quite able to look into the
future. My father had meanwhile made provision for me at Copenhagen.
When I was able to think clearly, I went to the school in which
my education had been "finished" in the happy, careless days, and
through its managers secured a position in Baron von D---'s house,
not far from my old home, but in the province that was taken from
Denmark by Germany the winter I played in the lumber-yard. My
employers were kind to me, and my three girl pupils soon were the
firm friends of the quiet little governess with the sad face.  We
worked hard together, to forget if I could. But each day I turned
my face to the west toward Ribe, and my heart cried out for my
happy childhood.

[Illustration: Elizabeth as I found her again.]

At last mother sent for me to come to them in the summer vacation.
Oh, how good it was to go home again! How nice they all were, and
what quiet content I felt, though I knew I should never forget! The
six weeks went by like a dream. On the last day, as I was leaving,
mother gave me a letter from Jacob Riis, of whom I had not thought
for a long while. It was a letter of proposal, and I was angry. I
answered it, however, as nicely as I could, and sent the letter to
his mother. Then I returned to my three pupils in their pleasant
country home, and soon we were busy with our studies and our walks.
But I felt lonelier than ever, longed more than ever for the days
that had been and would never return. I could not sleep, and grew
pale and thin. And ever Raymond's words about a friend, good and
faithful, who loved me truly, came back to me. Did he mean Jacob,
who had surely proved constant, and like me, had suffered much?
He was lonely and I was lonely, oh! so lonely! What if I were to
accept his offer, and when he came home go back with him to his
strange new country to share his busy life, and in trying to make
him happy, perhaps find happiness myself? Unless I asked him to
come, he would probably never return. The thought of how glad it
would make his parents if they could see him again, now that they
had buried two fine sons, almost tempted me.

Yet again, it was too soon, too soon. I banished the thought with
angry impatience. But in the still night watches it came and knocked
again.  Jacob need not come home just now. We might write and get
acquainted, and get used to the idea of each other, and his old
people could look forward to the joy of having him return in a year
or two.

At last, one night, I got up at two o'clock, sat down at my desk,
and wrote to him in perfect sincerity all that was in my mind
concerning him, and that if he still would have me, I was willing to
go with him to America if he would come for me some time. Strange
to say, Jacob's mother had never sent the letter in which I refused
him a second time. Perhaps she thought his constancy and great
love would at last touch my heart, longing as it was for somebody
to cling to. So that he got my last letter first. But instead of
waiting several years, he came in a few weeks. He was always that
way.

And now, after twenty-five happy years--

ELISABETH. [Footnote: That is right. Up to this the printer has
had his way. Now we will have ours, she and I, and spell her name
properly. Together we shall manage him.]

I cut the rest of it off, because I am the editor and want to begin
again here myself, and what is the use of being an editor unless
you can cut "copy"? Also, it is not good for woman to allow her
to say too much. She has already said too much about that letter.
I have got it in my pocket, and I guess I ought to know. "Your own
Elisabeth"--was not that enough? For him, with his poor, saddened
life, peace be to its memory! He loved her. That covers all. How
could he help it?

If they did not think I had lost my senses before, they assuredly
did when that telegram reached Ribe. Talk about the privacy of the
mails (the telegraph is part of the post-office machinery there),
official propriety, and all that--why, I don't suppose that telegraph
operator could get his coat on quick enough to go out and tell the
amazing news.  It would not have been human nature, certainly not
Ribe human nature. Before sundown it was all over town that Jacob
Riis was coming home, and coming for Elisabeth. Poor girl! It was
in the Christmas holidays, and she was visiting there.  She had
been debating in her own mind whether to tell her mother, and how;
but they left her precious little time for debate. In a neighborhood
gathering that night one stern, uncompromising dowager transfixed
her with avenging eye.

"They say Jacob Riis is coming home," she observed.  Elisabeth
knitted away furiously, her cheeks turning pink for all she made
believe she did not hear.

"They say he is coming back to propose to a certain young lady
again," continued the dowager, pitilessly, her voice rising. There
was the stillness of death in the room. Elisabeth dropped a stitch,
tried to pick it up, failed, and fled. Her mother from her seat
observed with never-failing dignity that it blew like to bring on
a flood. You could almost hear the big cathedral bell singing in
the tower.  And the subject was changed.

But I will warrant that Ribe got no wink of sleep that night, the
while I fumed in a wayside Holstein inn. In my wild rush to get home
I had taken the wrong train from Hamburg, or forgot to change, or
something. I don't to this day know what. I know that night coming
on found me stranded in a little town I had never heard of, on a
spur of the road I didn't know existed, and there I had to stay,
raging at the railroad, at the inn, at everything. In the middle
of the night, while I was tossing sleepless on the big four-poster
bed, a drunken man who had gone wrong fell into my room with the
door and a candle. That man was my friend. I got up and kicked him
out, called the landlord and blew him up, and felt much better. The
sun had not risen when I was posting back to the junction, counting
the mile-posts as we sped, watch in hand.

If mother thought we had all gone mad together, there was certainly
something to excuse her. Here she had only a few weeks before
forwarded with a heavy heart to her son in America Elisabeth's flat
refusal to hear him, and when she expected gloom and despair, all
at once his letters overflowed with a hysterical happiness that
could only hail from a disordered mind. To cap it all, Christmas
Eve brought her the shock of her life. Elisabeth, sitting near her
in the old church and remorsefully watching her weep for her buried
boys, could not resist the impulse to steal up behind, as they
were going out, and whisper into her ear, as she gave her a little
vicarious hug: "I have had news from Jacob. He is _very_ happy."
The look of measureless astonishment on my mother's face, as she
turned, recalled to her that she could not know, and she hurried
away, while mother stood and looked after her, for the first
time in her life, I verily believe, thinking hard things of a
fellow-being--and of her! Oh, mother! could you but have known that
that hug was for your boy!

Counting hours no longer, but minutes, till I should claim it
myself, I sat straining my eyes in the dark for the first glimmer
of lights in the old town, when my train pulled up at a station a
dozen miles from home. The guard ran along and threw open the doors
of the compartments. I heard voices and the cry:--

"This way, Herr Doctor! There is room in here," and upon the step
loomed the tall form of our old family physician. As I started up
with a cry of recognition, he settled into a seat with a contented--

"Here, Overlaerer, is one for you," and I was face to face with my
father, grown very old and white. My heart smote me at the sight
of his venerable head.

[Illustration: "I was face to face with my father."]

"Father!" I cried, and reached out for him. I think he thought he
saw a ghost. He stood quite still, steadying himself against the
door, and his face grew very pale. It was the doctor, ever the most
jovial of men, who first recovered himself.

"Bless my soul!" he cried, "bless my soul if here is not Jacob,
come back from the wilds as large as life! Welcome home, boy!" and
we laughed and shook hands. They had been out to see a friend in
the country and had happened upon my train.

At the door of our house, father, who had picked up two of my
brothers at the depot, halted and thought.

"Better let me go in first," he said, and, being a small man, put
the door of the dining-room between me and mother, so that she
could not see me right away.

"What do you think--" he began, but his voice shook so that mother
rose to her feet at once. How do mothers know?

"Jacob!" she cried, and, pushing past him, had me in her embrace.

That was a happy tea-table. If mother's tears fell as she told of
my brothers, the sting was taken out of her grief. Perhaps it was
never there. To her there is no death of her dear ones, but rejoicing
in the midst of human sorrow that they have gone home where she
shall find them again. If ever a doubt had arisen in my mind of that
home, how could it linger? How could I betray my mother's faith,
or question it?

Perfectly happy were we; but when the tea-things were removed and
I began to look restlessly at my watch and talk of an errand I must
go, a shadow of anxiety came into my father's eyes. Mother looked
at me with mute appeal. They were still as far from the truth as
ever. A wild notion that I had come for some other man's daughter
had entered their minds, or else, God help me, that I had lost
mine. I kissed mother and quieted her fears.

"I will tell you when I come back;" and when she would have sent
my brothers with me: "No!  this walk I must take alone. Thank God
for it."

So I went over the river, over the Long Bridge where I first met
Her, and from the arch of which I hailed the light in her window,
the beacon that had beckoned me all the years while two oceans
surged between us; under the wild-rose hedge where I had dreamed
of her as a boy, and presently I stood upon the broad stone steps
of her father's house, and rang the bell.

An old servant opened the door, and, with a grave nod of recognition,
showed me into the room to the left,--the very one where I had
taken leave of her six years before,--then went unasked to call
"Miss Elisabeth." It was New Year's Eve, and they were having a
card party in the parlor.

"Oh, it isn't--?" said she, with her heart in her mouth, pausing on
the threshold and looking appealingly at the maid. It was the same
who years before had told her how I kept vigil under her window.

"Yes! it is!" she said, mercilessly, "it's him," and she pushed
her in.

[Illustration: Bringing the Loved up Flowers]

I think it was I who spoke first.

"Do you remember when the ice broke on the big ditch and I had you
in my arms, so, lifting you over?"

"Was I heavy?" she asked, irrelevantly, and we both laughed.

Father's reading-lamp shone upon the open Bible when I returned.
He wiped his spectacles and looked up with a patiently questioning
"Well, my boy?" Mother laid her hand upon mine.

"I came home," I said unsteadily, "to give you Elisabeth for a
daughter. She has promised to be my wife."

Mother clung to me and wept. Father turned the leaves of the book
with hands that trembled in spite of himself, and read:--

"Not unto us, O Lord, not unto us, but unto Thy name give glory
for thy mercy--"

His voice faltered and broke.

The old town turned out, to the last man and woman, and crowded
the Domkirke on that March day, twenty-five years ago when I bore
Her home my bride. From earliest morning the street that led to
"the Castle" had seen a strange procession of poor and aged women
pass, carrying flowers grown in window-gardens in the scant sunlight
of the long Northern winter--"loved up," they say in Danish for
"grown"; in no other way could it be done. They were pensioners
on her mother's bounty, bringing their gifts to the friend who was
going away. And it was their flowers she wore when I led her down
the church aisle my wife, my own.

The Castle opened its doors hospitably at last to the carpenter's
lad. When they fell to behind us, with father, mother, and friends
waving tearful good-bys from the steps, and the wheels of the
mail-coach rattled over the cobblestones of the silent streets where
old neighbors had set lights in their windows to cheer us on the
way,--out into the open country, into the wide world,--our life's
journey had begun. Looking steadfastly ahead, over the bleak moor
into the unknown beyond, I knew in my soul that I should conquer.
For her head was leaning trustfully on my shoulder and her hand
was in mine; and all was well.

[Illustration: "Out into the open country into the wide world--our
life's journey had begun."]




CHAPTER VIII

EARLY MARRIED LIFE; I BECOME AN ADVERTISING BUREAU; ON THE "TRIBUNE"



It was no easy life to which I brought home my young wife.  I felt
it often with a secret pang when I thought how few friends I had
to offer her for those she had left, and how very different was the
whole setting of her new home.  At such times I set my teeth hard
and promised myself that some day she should have the best in the
land.  She never with word or look betrayed if she, too, felt the
pang.  We were comrades for better or worse from the day she put
her hand in mine, and never was there a more loyal and faithful
one.  If, when in the twilight she played softly to herself the old
airs from home, the tune was smothered in a sob that was not for my
ear, and shortly our kitchen resounded with the most tremendously
energetic housekeeping on record, I did not hear.  I had drunk
that cup to the dregs, and I knew.  I just put on a gingham apron
and turned in to help her.  Two can battle with a fit of homesickness
much better than one, even if never a word is said about it.  And
it can very rarely resist a man with an apron on. I suppose he
looks too ridiculous.

Besides, housekeeping in double harness was a vastly different
matter from going it single. Not that it was plain sailing by any
manner of means.  Neither of us knew anything about it; but we were
there to find out, and exploring together was fine fun. We started
fair by laying in a stock of everything there was in the cook-book
and in the grocery, from "mace," which neither of us knew what
was, to the prunes which we never got a chance to cook because we
ate them all up together before we could find a place where they
fitted in. The deep councils we held over the disposal of those
things, and the strange results which followed sometimes! Certain
rocks we were able to steer clear of, because I had carefully charted
them in the days of my bachelorhood.  In the matter of sago, for
instance, which swells so when cooked. You would never believe it.
But there were plenty of unknown reefs. I mind our first chicken.
I cannot to this day imagine what was the matter with that strange
bird.  I was compelled to be at the office that afternoon, but
I sent my grinning "devil," up to the house every half-hour for
bulletins as to how it was getting on. When I came home in the
gloaming, it was sizzling yet, and my wife was regarding it with a
strained look and with cheeks which the fire had dyed a most lovely
red. I can see her now. She was just too charming for anything.
With the chicken something was wrong. As I said, I don't know what
it was, and I don't care. The skin was all drawn tight over the
bones like the covering on an umbrella frame, and there was no
end of fat in the pan that we didn't know what to do with. But our
supper of bread and cheese that night was a meal fit for a king. My
mother, who was a notable cook, never made one so fine. It is all
stuff about mothers doing those things better. Who cares, anyhow?
Have mothers curls of gold and long eyelashes, and have they arch
ways? And do they pout, and have pet names? Well, then, are not these
of the very essence of cookery, all the dry books to the contrary
notwithstanding? Some day some one will publish a real cook-book for
young housekeepers, but it will be a wise husband with the proper
sense of things, not a motherly person at all, who will write it.
They make things that are good enough to eat, but that is not the
best part of cooking by long odds.

There is one housekeeping feat of which Elisabeth says she is ashamed
yet. I am not. I'll bet it was fine. It was that cake we took so
much trouble with. The yeast went in all right, but something else
went wrong. It was not put to soak, or to sizzle, in the oven, or
whatever it was. Like my single-blessed pancake, it did not rise,
and in the darkness before I came home she smuggled it out of the
house; only to behold, with a mortification that endures to this
day, the neighbor-woman who had taken such an interest in our
young housekeeping, examining it carefully in the ash-barrel next
morning.  People _are_ curious. But they were welcome to all they
could spy out concerning our household.  They discovered there, if
they looked right, the sweetest and altogether the bravest little
housekeeper in all the world. And what does a cake matter, or a
hen, or twenty, when only the housekeeper is right?

In my editorial enthusiasm for the new plan there was no doubtful
note. The "beats" got a rest for a season while I transferred my
attention to the boarding-house. My wife teases me yet with those
mighty onslaughts on the new enemy. Having clearly made him out by
the light of our evening lamp, I went for him with might and main,
determined to leave no boarding-house through the length and breadth
of the land, or at least of South Brooklyn. "Ours," I cried, weekly
"to fulfil its destiny, must be a nation of homes. Down with the
boarding-house!" and the politicians applauded.  They were glad
to be let alone. So were the beats who were behind in their bills,
and whose champion I had unexpectedly become. A doughty champion,
too, a walking advertisement of my own prescription; for I grew
fat and strong, whereas I had been lean and poor. I was happy, that
was it; very, very happy, and full of faith in our ability to fight
our way through, come what might. Nor did it require the gift of a
prophet to make out that trying days were coming; for my position,
again as the paid editor of my once "owners," the politicians,
was rapidly becoming untenable. It was an agreement entered into
temporarily. When it should lapse, what then? I had pledged myself
when I sold the paper not to start another for ten years in South
Brooklyn. So I would have to begin life over again in a new place.
I gave the matter but little thought.  I suppose the old folks,
viewing it all from over there, thought it trifling with fate.
It was not. It was a trumpet challenge to it to come on, all that
could crowd in. Two, we would beat the world.

Before I record the onset that ensued, I must stop to tell of another
fight, one which in my soul I regret, though it makes me laugh even
now. Non-resistance never appealed to me except in the evildoer
who has been knocked down for cause. I suppose it is wicked, but
I promised to tell the truth, and--I always did like Peter for
knocking off the ear of the high priest's servant. If only it had
been the high priest's own ear! And so when the Rev. Mr.--no, I
will not mention names; he was Brother Simmons's successor, that
is what grieves me--when he found fault with the _News_ for being
on sale Sundays, if I remember rightly, and preached about it,
announcing that "never in the most anxious days of the war had
he looked in a newspaper on the Sabbath"; and when ill luck would
have it that on the same Sunday I beheld his Reverence, who was
a choleric man, hotly stoning a neighbor's hen from his garden, I
drew editorial parallels which were not soothing to the reverend
temper. What really ailed Mr.--- was that he was lacking in common
sense, or he would never have called upon me with his whole board
of deacons in the quiet of the Sunday noon, right after church,
to demand a retraction. I have no hope that a sense of the humor
of the thing found its way into the clerical consciousness when I
replied that I never in the most exciting times transacted business
on Sunday; for if it had, we would have been friends for life.  But
I know that it "struck in" in the case of the deacons. They went
out struggling with their mirth behind their pastor's back. I think
he restrained himself with difficulty from pronouncing the major
excommunication against me, with bell, book, and candle, then and
there.

About that time I saw advertised for sale a stereopticon outfit,
and bought it without any definite idea of what to do with it. I
suppose it ought to be set down as foolishness and a waste of money.
And yet it was to play an important part in the real life-work that
was waiting for me. Without the knowledge which the possession of
it gave me, that work could not have been carried out as it was.
That is not to say that I recommend every man to have a magic lantern
in his cellar, or the promiscuous purchase of all sorts of useless
things as though the world were a kind of providential rummage sale.
I should rather say that no effort to in any way add to one's stock
of knowledge is likely to come amiss in this world of changes and
emergencies, and that Providence has a way of ranging itself on the
side of the man with the strongest battalions of resources when the
emergency does come. In other words, that to "trust God and keep
your powder dry" is the plan for all time.

The process of keeping mine dry came near blowing up the house. My
two friends, Mackellar and Wells, took a sympathetic interest in
the lantern proceedings, which was well, because, being a druggist,
Wells knew about making the gas and could prevent trouble on that
tack. It was before the day of charged tanks. The gas we made was
contained in wedge-shaped rubber bags, in a frame with weights on
top that gave the necessary pressure.  Mackellar volunteered to be
the weight, and sat on the bags, at our first seance, while Wells
superintended the gas and I read the written directions.  We were
getting along nicely when I came to a place enjoining great caution
in the distribution of the weight. "You are working," read the text,
"with two gases which, if allowed to mix in undue proportion, have
the force and all the destructive power of a bombshell." Mackellar,
all ear, from fidgeting fell into a tremble on his perch. He had not
dreamed of this; neither had we. I steadied him with an imperative
gesture.

"Sit still," I commanded. "Listen! 'If, by any wabbling of the
rack, the pressure were to be suddenly relieved, the gas from one
bag might be sucked into the other, with the result of a disastrous
explosion.'"

We stood regarding each other in dumb horror.  Mackellar was deathly
pale.

"Let me off, boys," he pleaded faintly. "I've got to go to the
station to turn out the men." He made a motion to climb down.

Wells had snatched the book from me. "Jack!  for your life don't
move!" he cried, and pointed to the next paragraph in the directions:--

"Such a thing has happened when the frame has been upset, or the
weight in some other way suddenly shifted."

Mac sat as if frozen to stone. Ed and I sneaked out of the back
door on tiptoe to make for downstairs, three steps at a time. In
less time than it takes to tell it we were back, each with an armful
of paving-stones, which we piled up beside our agonized comrade,
assuring him volubly that there was no danger if he would only sit
still, still as a mouse, till we came back. Then we were off again.
The third trip gave us stones enough, and with infinite care we
piled them, one after another, upon the rack as the Captain eased
up, until at last he stood upon the floor, a freed and saved man.
It was only then that it occurred to us that we might have turned
off the gas in the first place, and so saved ourselves all our
anguish and toil.

I can say honestly that I tried the best I knew how to get along
with the politicians I served, but in the long run it simply could
not be done. They treated me fairly, bearing no grudges. But it is
one thing to run an independent newspaper, quite another to edit
an "organ." And there is no deceiving the public. Not that I tried.
Indeed, if anything, the shoe was on the other foot. We parted
company eventually to our mutual relief, and quite unexpectedly I
found my lantern turning the breadwinner of the family. The notion
of using it as a means of advertising had long allured me. There
was a large population out on Long Island that traded in Brooklyn
stores and could be reached in that way. In fact, it proved to be
so. I made money that fall travelling through the towns and villages
and giving open-air exhibitions in which the "ads" of Brooklyn
merchants were cunningly interlarded with very beautiful colored
views, of which I had a fine collection. When the season was too
far advanced to allow of this, I established myself in a window
at Myrtle Avenue and Fulton Street and appealed to the city crowds
with my pictures. So I filled in a gap of several months, while
our people on the other side crossed themselves at my having turned
street fakir. At least we got that impression from their letters.
They were not to blame. That is their way of looking at things. A
chief reason why I liked this country from the very beginning was
that it made no difference what a man was doing, so long as it was
some honest, decent work. I liked my advertising scheme. I advertised
nothing I would not have sold the people myself, and I gave it to
them in a way that was distinctly pleasing and good for them; for
my pictures were real work of art, not the cheap trash you see
nowadays on street screens.

The city crowds were always appreciative. In the country the hoodlums
made trouble occasionally.  We talk a great deal about city toughs.
In nine cases out of ten they are lads of normal impulses whose
resources have all been smothered by the slum; of whom the street
and its lawlessness, and the tenement that is without a home,
have made ruffians. With better opportunities they might have been
heroes. The country hoodlum is oftener what he is because his bent
is that way, though he, too, is not rarely driven into mischief by
the utter poverty--aesthetically I mean--of his environment.  Hence
he shows off in his isolation so much worse than his city brother.
It is no argument for the slum. It makes toughs, whereas the other
is one in spite of his country home. That is to say, if the latter
is really a home. There is only one cure then--an almighty thrashing.

There ought to be some ex-hoodlums left in Flushing to echo that
sentiment, even after a quarter of a century. From certain signs I
knew, when I hung my curtain between two trees in the little public
park down by the fountain with the goldfish, that there was going
to be trouble. My patience had been pretty well worn down, and I
made preparations.  I hired four stout men who were spoiling for
a fight, and put good hickory clubs into their hands, bidding them
restrain their natural desire to use them till the time came. My
forebodings were not vain. Potatoes, turnips, and eggs flew, not
only at the curtain, but at the lantern and me. I stood it until the
Castle of Heidelberg, which was one of my most beautiful colored
views, was rent in twain by a rock that went clear through the
curtain. Then I gave the word. In a trice the apparatus was gathered
up and thrown into a wagon that was waiting, the horses headed for
Jamaica. We made one dash into the crowd, and a wail arose from
the bruised and bleeding hoodlums that hung over the town like a
nightmare, while we galloped out of it, followed by cries of rage
and a mob with rocks and clubs. But we had the best team in town,
and soon lost them.

Vengeance? No! Of course there was the ruined curtain and those
eggs to be settled for; but, on the whole, I think we were a kind
of village improvement society for the occasion, though we did not
stay to wait for a vote of thanks. I am sure it was our due all
the same.

Along in the summer of 1877 Wells and I hatched out a scheme of
country advertising on a larger scale, of which the lantern was
to be the vehicle.  We were to publish a directory of the city of
Elmira.  How we came to select that city I have forgotten, but the
upshot of that latest of my business ventures I am not likely to
forget soon. Our plan was to boom the advertising end of the enterprise
by a nightly street display in the interest of our patrons.  We had
barely got into town when the railroad strikes of that memorable
summer reached Elmira.  There had been dreadful trouble, fire and
bloodshed, in Pennsylvania, and the citizens took steps at once
to preserve the peace. A regiment of deputy sheriffs were sworn
in, and the town was put under semi-martial law. Indeed, soldiers
with fixed bayonets guarded every train and car that went over the
bridge between the business section of the town and the railroad
shops across the Chemung River.

Our ill luck--or good; when a thing comes upon you so unexpectedly
as did that, I am rather disposed to consider it a stroke of good
fortune, however disguised--would have it that the building we had
chosen to hang our curtain on was right at the end of this bridge
which seemed to be the danger point. From the other end the strikers
looked across the river, hourly expected to make a movement of some
kind, exactly what I don't know. I know that the whole city was on
pins and needles about it, while we, all unconscious that we were
the object of sharp scrutiny, were vainly trying to string our
sixteen-foot curtain. There was a high wind that blew it out over
the river despite all our efforts to catch and hold it. Twice it
escaped our grasp.  We could see a crowd of strikers watching us
on the other side. The deputies who held our end of the bridge saw
them too. We were strangers; came from no one knew where. They
must have concluded that we were in league with the enemy and
signalling to him. When for the third time our big white flag was
wafted toward the shops, a committee of citizens came up from the
street and let us know in as few words as possible that any other
place would be healthier for us just then than Elmira.

In vain we protested that we were noncombatants and engaged in
peaceful industry. The committee pointed to the flag and to the
crowd at the farther end of the bridge. They eyed our preparations
for making gas askance, and politely but firmly insisted that
the next train out of town was especially suited for our purpose.
There was nothing to be done. It was another case of circumstantial
evidence, and in the absence of backing of any kind we did the only
thing we could; packed up and went. It was not a time for trifling.
The slaughter of a number of militiamen in a Pennsylvania round-house
that was set on fire by the strikers was fresh in the public mind.
But it was the only time I have been suspected of sympathy with
violence in the settlement of labor disputes.  The trouble with
that plan is that it does not settle anything, but rakes up fresh
injuries to rankle indefinitely and widen the gap between the man
who does the work and the man who hires it done so that he may
have time to attend to his own.  Both workmen, they only need to
understand each other and their common interests to see the folly of
quarrelling. To do that they must know one another; but a blow and
a kick are a poor introduction. I am not saying that the provocation
is not sometimes great; but better not. It does not do any good,
but a lot of harm. Besides, if we haven't got to the point yet where
we can settle our disputes peaceably by discussion, the fault is
not all the employers by any manner of means.

We jumped out of the ashes into the fire, as it turned out. At
Scranton our train was held up.  There were torpedoes on the track;
rails torn up or something. For want of something better to do, we
went out to take a look at the town. At the head of the main street
was a big crowd. Untaught by experience, we bored our way through
it to where a line of men with guns, some in their shirt-sleeves,
some in office coats, some in dusters, were blocking advance to
the coal company's stores.  The crowd hung sullenly back, leaving
a narrow space clear in front of the line. Within it a man--I
learned afterward that he was the Mayor of the town--was haranguing
the people, counselling them to go back to their homes quietly.
Suddenly a brick was thrown from behind me and struck him on the
head.

I heard a word of brief command, the rattle of a score of guns
falling into as many extended hands, and a volley was fired into
the crowd point blank, A man beside me weltered in his blood. There
was an instant's dead silence, then the rushing of a thousand feet
and wild cries of terror as the mob broke and fled. We ran with
it. In all my life I never ran so fast. I would never have believed
that I could do it. Ed teased me to the day of his death about it,
insisting that one might have played marbles on my coat-tails, they
flew out behind so. But he was an easy winner in that race.  The
riots were over, however, before they had begun, and perhaps
a greater calamity was averted.  It was the only time I was ever
under fire, except once when a crazy man came into Mulberry Street
years after and pointed a revolver at the reporters.  I regret to
say that I gave no better account of myself then, and for a man
who was so hot to go to war I own it is a bad showing. Perhaps it
was as well I didn't go, even on that account. I might have run
the wrong way when it came to the scratch.

We were not yet done suffering undeserved indignities on that trip,
for when we got as far as Stanhope, on the Morris and Essex road,
our money had given out. I offered the station-master my watch as
security for the price of two tickets to New York, but he bestowed
only a contemptuous glance upon it and remarked that there were
a good many fakirs running about the country palming off "snide"
gold watches on people. Our lantern outfit found no more favor with
him, and we were compelled to tramp it to the village in Schooley's
Mountains where my wife was then summering with our baby. We walked
all night, and when at dawn we arrived, had the mortification of
being held up by the farmer's dog, who knew nothing about us. He
walked alongside of me all that day, as I was pushing the baby-carriage
up hill, eying me with a look that said plainly enough I had better
not make a move to sneak away with the child. Wells went on to the
city to replenish our funds.

And here I take leave of this loyal friend in the story of my life.
A better one I never had. He lived to grow rich in possessions,
but his wealth was his undoing. It is one of the sore spots in my
life--and there are many more than I like to think of--that when he
needed me most I was not able to be to him what I would and should
have been.  We had drifted too far apart then, and the influence I
had over him once I had myself surrendered. It was so with Charles.
It was so with Nicolai.  They come, sometimes when I am alone, and
nod to me out of the dim past: "You were not tempted.  You should
have helped!" Yes, God help me! it is true. I am more to blame than
they. I should have helped and did not. What would I not give that
I could unsay that now! Two of them died by their own hand, the
third in Bloomingdale.  I had been making several attempts to get a
foothold on one of the metropolitan newspapers, but always without
success. That fall I tried the _Tribune_, the city editor of
which, Mr. Shanks, was one of my neighbors, but was told, with more
frankness than flattery, that I was "too green."  Very likely Mr.
Shanks had been observing my campaign against the beats and thought
me a dangerous man in those days of big libel suits. I should have
done the same thing. But a few weeks after he changed his mind and
invited me to come on the paper and try my hand. So I joined the
staff of the _Tribune_ five years after its great editor had died,
a beaten and crushed man, one of the most pathetic figures in
American political history.

They were not halcyon days, those winter months of reporting for
the Tribune. I was on trial, and it was hard work and very little
pay, not enough to live on, so that we were compelled to take to
our little pile to make ends meet. But there was always a bright
fire and a cheery welcome for me at home, so what did it matter?
It was a good winter despite the desperate stunts sometimes set me.
Reporters on general work do not sleep on flowery beds of ease. I
remember well one awful night when word came of a dreadful disaster
on the Coney Island shore. Half of it had been washed away by the
sea, the report ran, with houses and people. I was sent out to get
at the truth of the thing. I started in the early twilight and got
as far as Gravesend. The rest of the way I had to foot it through
snow and slush knee-deep in the face of a blinding storm, and got
to Sheepshead Bay dead beat, only to find that the ice and the tide
had shut off all approach to the island.

I did the next best thing; I gathered from the hotel-keepers of
the Bay an account of the wreck on the beach that lacked nothing
in vividness, thanks to their laudable desire not to see an
enterprising reporter cheated out of his rightful "space." Then I
hired a sleigh and drove home through the storm, wet through--"I
can hear the water yet running out of your boots," says my wife--wet
through and nearly frozen stiff, but tingling with pride at my
feat.

The _Tribune_ next day was the only paper that had an account of
the tidal wave on the island.  But something about it did not seem
to strike the city editor just right. There was an unwonted suavity
in his summons when he called me to his desk which I had learned
to dread as liable to conceal some fatal thrust.

"So you went to the island last night, Mr. Riis," he observed,
regarding me over the edge of the paper.

"No, sir! I couldn't get across; nobody could."

"Eh!" He lowered the paper an inch, and took a better look: "this
very circumstantial account--"

"Was gathered from the hotel-keepers in Sheepshead Bay, who had
seen it all. If there had been a boat not stove by the ice, I would
have got across somehow."

Mr. Shanks dropped the paper and considered me almost kindly. I
saw that he had my bill for the sleigh-ride in his hand.

"Right!" he said. "We'll allow the sleigh.  We'll allow even the
stove, to a man who owns he didn't see it, though it is pretty
steep." He pointed to a paragraph which described how, after the
wreck of the watchman's shanty, the kitchen stove floated ashore
with the house-cat alive and safe upon it. I still believe that an
unfriendly printer played me that trick.

"Next time," he added, dismissing me, "make them swear to the stove.
There is no accounting for cats."

But, though I did not hear the last of it in the office for a long
time, I know that my measure was taken by the desk that day. I was
trusted after that, even though I had made a mistake.

In spite of it, I did not get on. There was not a living in it
for me, that was made plain enough.  We were too many doing general
work. After six months of hard grubbing I decided that I had
better seek my fortune elsewhere. Spring was coming, and it seemed
a waste of time to stay where I was.  I wrote out my resignation
and left it on the city editor's desk. Some errand took me out of
the office. When I returned it lay there still, unopened.  I saw
it, and thought I would try another week. I might make a strike.
So I took the note away and tore it up, just as Mr. Shanks entered
the room.

That evening it set in snowing at a great rate.  I had been uptown
on a late assignment, and was coming across Printing-House Square,
running at top speed to catch the edition. The wind did its part.
There is no corner in all New York where it blows as it does around
the Tribune building. As I flew into Spruce Street I brought up
smack against two men coming out of the side door. One of them I
knocked off his feet into a snowdrift. He floundered about in it
and swore dreadfully. By the voice I knew that it was Mr. Shanks.
I stood petrified, mechanically pinning his slouch hat to the ground
with my toe. He got upon his feet at last and came toward me, much
wrought up.

"Who in thunder--" he growled angrily and caught sight of my rueful
face. I was thinking I might as well have left my note on his desk
that morning, for now I was going to be discharged anyhow.

"Is that the way you treat your city editor, Riis?" he asked, while
I handed him his hat.

"It was the wind, sir, and I was running--"

"Running! What is up that set you going at that rate?"

I told him of the meeting I had attended--it was of no account--and
that I was running to catch the edition. He heard me out.

"And do you always run like that when you are out on assignments?"

"When it is late like this, yes. How else would I get my copy in?"

"Well, just take a reef in when you round the corner," he said,
brushing the snow from his clothes.  "Don't run your city editor
down again." And he went his way.

It was with anxious forebodings I went to the office the next
morning. Mr. Shanks was there before me. He was dictating to his
secretary, Mr. Taggart, who had been witness of the collision of
the night before, when I came in. Presently I was summoned to his
desk, and went there with sinking heart.  Things had commenced to
look up a bit in the last twenty-four hours, and I had hoped yet
to make it go. Now, it was all over.

"Mr. Riis," he began stiffly, "you knocked me down last night
without cause."

"Yes, sir! But I--" [ Illustration: Mulberry Street.]

"Into a snowdrift," he went on, unheeding. "Nice thing for a
reporter to do to his commanding officer.  Now, sir! this will not
do. We must find some way of preventing it in the future. Our man
at Police Headquarters has left. I am going to send you up there
in his place. You can run there all you want to, and you will want
to all you can. It is a place that needs a man who will run to
get his copy in and tell the truth and stick to it. You will find
plenty of fighting there. But don't go knocking people down--unless
you have to."

And with this kind of an introduction I was sent off to Mulberry
Street, where I was to find my life-work.  It is twenty-three years
since the day I took my first walk up there and looked over the ground
that has since become so familiar to me. I knew it by reputation
as the hardest place on the paper, and it was in no spirit of
exultation that I looked out upon the stirring life of the block.
If the truth be told, I think I was, if anything, a bit afraid.
The story of the big fight the _Tribune_ reporter was having on
his hands up there with all the other papers had long been echoing
through newspaperdom, and I was not deceived. But, after all, I
had been doing little else myself, and, having given no offence,
my cause would be just. In which case, what had I to fear? So in
my soul I commended my work and myself to the God of battles who
gives victory, and took hold.

Right here, lest I make myself appear better than I am, I want to
say that I am not a praying man in the sense of being versed in
the language of prayer or anything of that kind. I wish I were.
So, I might have been better able to serve my unhappy friends
when they needed me. Indeed, those who have known me under strong
provocation--provocation is _very_ strong in Mulberry Street--would
scorn such an intimation, and, I am sorry to say, with cause. I
was once a deacon, but they did not often let me lead in prayer. My
supplications ordinarily take the form of putting the case plainly
to Him who is the source of all right and all justice, and leaving
it so. If I were to find that I could not do that, I should decline
to go into the fight, or, if I had to, should feel that I were to
be justly beaten.  In all the years of my reporting I have never
omitted this when anything big was on foot, whether a fire, a
murder, a robbery, or whatever might come in the way of duty, and
I have never heard that my reports were any the worse for it.  I
know they were better. Perhaps the notion of a police reporter
praying that he may write a good murder story may seem ludicrous,
even irreverent, to some people. But that is only because they
fail to make out in it the human element which dignifies anything
and rescues it from reproach. Unless I could go to my story that
way I would not go to it at all. I am very sure that there is no
irreverence in it--just the reverse.

So I dived in. But before I did it I telegraphed to my wife:--

"Got staff appointment. Police Headquarters.  $25 a week. Hurrah!"

I knew it would make her happy.




CHAPTER IX

LIFE IN MULBERRY STREET



It was well that I stopped to make explanations before I took hold
in my new office. Mighty little time was left me after. What the
fight was about to which I fell heir I have long since forgotten.
Mulberry Street in those days was prone to such things. Somebody
was always fighting somebody else for some fancied injury or act of
bad faith in the gathering of the news. For the time being they all
made common cause against the reporter of the _Tribune_, who also
represented the local bureau of the Associated Press. They hailed
the coming of "the Dutchman" with shouts of derision, and decided,
I suppose, to finish me off while I was new. So they pulled themselves
together for an effort, and within a week I was so badly "beaten"
in the Police Department, in the Health Department, in the Fire
Department, the Coroner's office, and the Excise Bureau, all of
which it was my task to cover, that the manager of the Press Bureau
called me down to look me over. He reported to the _Tribune_ that
he did not think I would do.  But Mr. Shanks told him to wait and
see. In some way I heard of it, and that settled it that I was to
win. I might be beaten in many a battle, but how could I lose the
fight with a general like that?

And, indeed, in another week it was their turn to be called down to
give an account of themselves.  The "Dutchman" had stolen a march
on them.  I suppose it was to them a very astounding thing, yet it
was perfectly simple. Their very strength, as they held it to be,
was their weakness. They were a dozen against one, and each one of
them took it for granted that the other eleven were attending to
business and that he need not exert himself overmuch. A good many
years after, I had that experience as a member of a board of twelve
trustees, each one of whom had lent his name but not his work to
the cause we were supposed to represent. When we met at the end of
that season, and heard how narrow had been the escape from calamity
due to utter lack of management, a good Methodist brother put in
words what we were each and every one of us thinking about.

"Brethren," he said, "so far as I can make out, but for the
interposition of a merciful Providence we should all be in jail,
as we deserve. Let us pray!"

I think that prayer was more than lip-service with most of us. I
know that I registered a vow that I would never again be trustee
of anything without trusteeing it in fact. And I have kept the vow.

[Illustration: _Tribune_ Police Bureau. ]

But to return to Mulberry Street. The immediate result of this
first victory of mine was a whirlwind onslaught on me, fiercer than
anything that had gone before. I expected it and met it as well as
I could, holding my own after a fashion. When, from sheer exhaustion,
they let up to see if I was still there, I paid them back with two
or three "beats" I had stored up for the occasion.  And then we
settled down to the ten years' war for the mastery, out of which
I was to come at last fairly the victor, and with the only renown
I have ever coveted or cared to have, that of being the "boss
reporter" in Mulberry Street. I have so often been asked in later
years what my work was there [Footnote: I say was; only in the
last twelvemonth have I grasped Mr.  Dana's meaning in calling his
reporters his "young men." They need to be that. I, for one, have
grown too old.], and how I found there the point of view from which
I wrote my books, that I suppose I shall have to go somewhat into
the details of it.

The police reporter on a newspaper, then, is the one who gathers and
handles all the news that means trouble to some one: the murders,
fires, suicides, robberies, and all that sort, before it gets into
court. He has an office in Mulberry Street, across from Police
Headquarters, where he receives the first intimation of the
trouble through the precinct reports. Or else he does not receive
it. The police do not like to tell the public of a robbery or a safe
"cracking," for instance. They claim that it interferes with the
ends of justice. What they really mean is that it brings ridicule
or censure upon them to have the public know that they do not catch
every thief, or even most of them. They would like that impression
to go out, for police work is largely a game of bluff. Here, then,
is an opportunity for the "beats" I speak of. The reporter who,
through acquaintance, friendship, or natural detective skill, can
get that which it is the policy of the police to conceal from him,
wins. It may seem to many a reader a matter of no great importance
if a man should miss a safe-burglary for his paper; but reporting
is a business, a very exacting one at that, and if he will stop
a moment and think what it is he instinctively looks at first in
his morning paper, even if he has schooled himself not to read it
through, he will see it differently.  The fact is that it is all a
great human drama in which these things are the acts that mean grief,
suffering, revenge upon somebody, loss or gain.  The reporter who
is behind the scenes sees the tumult of passions, and not rarely
a human heroism that redeems all the rest. It is his task so to
portray it that we can all see its meaning, or at all events catch
the human drift of it, not merely the foulness and the reek of
blood. If he can do that, he has performed a signal service, and
his murder story may easily come to speak more eloquently to the
minds of thousands than the sermon preached to a hundred in the
church on Sunday.

[Illustration: "In which lay dying a French nobleman of proud and
ancient name"]

Of the advantages that smooth the way to news-getting I had none.
I was a stranger, and I was never distinguished for detective
ability. But good hard work goes a long way toward making up for
lack of genius; and I mentioned only one of the opportunities for
getting ahead of my opponents.  They were lying all about us. Any
seemingly innocent slip sent out from the police telegraph office
across the way recording a petty tenement-house fire might hide a
fire-bug, who always makes shuddering appeal to our fears; the finding
of John Jones sick and destitute in the street meant, perhaps, a
story full of the deepest pathos. Indeed, I can think of a dozen
now that did. I see before me, as though it were yesterday, the
desolate Wooster Street attic, with wind and rain sweeping through
the bare room in which lay dying a French nobleman of proud and
ancient name, the last of his house. He was one of my early triumphs.
New York is a queer town.  The grist of every hopper in the world
comes to it.  I shall not soon forget the gloomy tenement in Clinton
Street where that day a poor shoemaker had shot himself. His name,
Struensee, had brought me over. I knew there could not be such
another.  That was where my Danish birth stood me in good stead. I
knew the story of Christian VII.'s masterful minister; of his fall
and trial on the charge of supplanting his master in the affections
of the young and beautiful Queen, sister of George III. Very old
men told yet, when I was a boy, of that dark day when the proud
head fell under the executioner's axe in the castle square--dark
for the people whose champion Struensee had tried to be.  My mother
was born and reared in the castle at Elsinore where the unhappy
Queen, disgraced and an outcast, wrote on the window-pane of her
prison cell: "Lord, keep me innocent; make others great." It was all
a familiar story to me, and when I sat beside that dead shoemaker
and, looking through his papers, read there that the tragedy of a
hundred years before was his family story, I knew that I held in
my hands the means of paying off all accumulated scores to date.

Did I settle in full? Yes, I did. I was in a fight not of my own
choosing, and I was well aware that my turn was coming. I hit as
hard as I knew how, and so did they. When I speak of "triumphs,"
it is professionally. There was no hard-heartedness about it. We
did not gloat over the misfortunes we described. We were reporters,
not ghouls.  There lies before me as I write a letter that came
in the mail this afternoon from a woman who bitterly objects to
my diagnosis of the reporter's as the highest and noblest of all
callings. She signs herself "a sufferer from reporters' unkindness,"
and tells me how in the hour of her deep affliction they have trodden
upon her heart. Can I not, she asks, encourage a public sentiment
that will make such reporting disreputable? All my life I have
tried to do so, and, in spite of the evidence of yellow journalism
to the contrary, I think we are coming nearer to that ideal; in
other words, we are emerging from savagery.  Striving madly for
each other's scalps as we were, I do not think that we scalped any
one else unjustly.  I know I did not. They were not particularly
scrupulous, I am bound to say. In their rage and mortification at
having underestimated the enemy, they did things unworthy of men
and of reporters.  They stole my slips in the telegraph office and
substituted others that sent me off on a wild-goose chase to the
farthest river wards in the midnight hour, thinking so to tire me
out. But they did it once too often.  I happened on a very important
case on such a trip, and made the most of it, telegraphing down a
column or more about it from the office, while the enemy watched me
helplessly from the Headquarters' stoop across the way. They were
gathered there, waiting for me to come back, and received me with
loud and mocking ahems! and respectfully sympathetic toots on a
tin horn, kept for that purpose.  Its voice had a mournful strain
in it that was especially exasperating. But when, without paying any
attention to them, I busied myself with the wire at once, and kept
at it right along, they scented trouble, and consulted anxiously
among themselves.  My story finished, I went out and sat on my
own stoop and said ahem! in my turn in as many aggravating ways
as I could. They knew they were beaten then, and shortly they
had confirmation of it. The report came in from the precinct at
2 A.M., but it was then too late for their papers, for there were
no telephones in those days. I had the only telegraph wire. After
that they gave up such tricks, and the _Tribune_ saved many cab
fares at night; for there were no elevated railroads, either, in
those days, or electric or cable cars.

On the other hand, this enterprise of ours was often of the highest
service to the public. When, for instance, in following up a case
of destitution and illness involving a whole family, I, tracing
back the origin of it, came upon a party at which ham sandwiches
had been the bill of fare, and upon looking up the guests, found
seventeen of the twenty-five sick with identical symptoms, it
required no medical knowledge, but merely the ordinary information
and training of the reporter, to diagnose trichinosis. The seventeen
had half a dozen different doctors, who, knowing nothing of party
or ham, were helpless, and saw only cases of rheumatism or such
like. I called as many of them as I could reach together that
night, introduced them to one another and to my facts, and asked
them what they thought then. What they thought made a sensation
in my paper the next morning, and practically decided the fight,
though the enemy was able to spoil my relish for the ham by
reporting the poisoning of a whole family with a dish of depraved
smelt while I was chasing up the trichinae. However, I had my revenge.
I walked in that afternoon upon Dr. Cyrus Edson at his microscope
surrounded by my adversaries, who besought him to deny my story.
The doctor looked quizzically at them and made reply:--

"I would like to oblige you, boys, but how I can do it with those
fellows squirming under the microscope I don't see. I took them from
the flesh of one of the patients who was sent to Trinity Hospital
to-day. Look at them yourself."

He winked at me, and, peering into his microscope, I saw my diagnosis
more than confirmed.  There were scores of the little beasts curled
up and burrowing in the speck of tissue. The unhappy patient died
that week.

We had our specialties in this contest of wits.  One was
distinguished as a sleuth. He fed on detective mysteries as a cat
on a chicken-bone. He thought them out by day and dreamed them out
by night, to the great exasperation of the official detectives,
with whom their solution was a commercial, not in the least an
intellectual, affair.  They solved them on the plane of the proverbial
lack of honor among thieves, by the formula, "You scratch my back,
and I'll scratch yours."

Another came out strong on fires. He knew the history of every house
in town that ran any risk of being burned; knew every fireman; and
could tell within a thousand dollars, more or less, what was the
value of the goods stored in any building in the dry-goods district,
and for how much they were insured. If he couldn't, he did anyhow,
and his guesses often came near the fact, as shown in the final
adjustment. He sniffed a firebug from afar, and knew without
asking how much salvage there was in a bale of cotton after being
twenty-four hours in the fire. He is dead, poor fellow. In life
he was fond of a joke, and in death the joke clung to him in a way
wholly unforeseen. The firemen in the next block, with whom he made
his headquarters when off duty, so that he might always be within
hearing of the gong, wished to give some tangible evidence of
their regard for the old reporter, but, being in a hurry, left it
to the florist, who knew him well, to choose the design. He hit
upon a floral fire-badge as the proper thing, and thus it was that
when the company of mourners was assembled, and the funeral service
in progress, there arrived and was set upon the coffin, in the
view of all, that triumph of the florist's art, a shield of white
roses, with this legend written across it in red immortelles:
"Admit within fire lines only." It was shocking, but irresistible.
It brought down even the house of mourning.

The incident recalls another, which at the time caused me no little
astonishment. A telegram from Long Branch had announced the drowning
of a young actor, I think, whose three sisters lived over on Eighth
Avenue. I had gone to the house to learn about the accident, and
found them in the first burst of grief, dissolved in tears. It
was a very hot July day, and to guard against sunstroke I had put
a cabbage-leaf in my hat. On the way over I forgot all about it,
and the leaf, getting limp, settled down snugly upon my head like
a ridiculous green skullcap. Knowing nothing of this, I was wholly
unprepared for the effect my entrance, hatless, had upon the weeping
family. The young ladies ceased crying, stared wildly, and then,
to my utter bewilderment, broke into hysterical laughter.  For the
moment I thought they had gone mad. It was only when in my perplexity
I put up my hand to rub my head, that I came upon the cause of the
strange hilarity. For years afterward the thought of it had the
same effect upon me that the cabbage-leaf produced so unexpectedly
in that grief-stricken home.

I might fill many pages with such stories, but I shall not attempt
it. Do they seem mean and trifling in the retrospect? Not at all.
They were my work, and I liked it. And I got a good deal of fun
out of it from time to time. I mind Dr.  Bryant's parrot story. Dr.
Joseph D. Bryant was Health Commissioner at the time, and though
we rarely agreed about anything--there is something curious about
that, that the men I have thought most of were quite often those
with whom I disagreed ordinarily about everything--I can say truly
that there have been few better Health Commissioners, and none
for whom I have had a more hearty respect and liking. Dr. Bryant
especially hated reporters. He wras built that way; he disliked
notoriety for himself and his friends, and therefore, when one of
these complained of a neighbor's parrot to the Health Department,
he gave strict orders that the story was to be guarded from the
reporters, and particularly from me, who had grieved him more than
once by publishing things which, in his opinion, I ought to have
said nothing about. I heard of it within the hour, and promptly
set my wit against the Doctor's to unearth the parrot.

[Illustration: Our Office--my Partner Mr. Ensign at the Desk I in
the Corner]

But it would not come out. Dig as I might, I could not get at it. I
tried every way, while the Doctor laughed in his sleeve and beamed
upon me.  At last, in desperation, I hit upon a bold plan. I would
get it out of the Doctor himself. I knew his hours for coming to
Sanitary Headquarters--from his clinics, I suppose. He always came
up the stairs absorbed in thought, noticing nothing that passed.
I waylaid him in the turn of the dark hall, and before he had time
to think plumped at him an--

"Oh, Doctor! about that parrot of your friend--er--er, oh! what
was his name?"

"Alley," said the Doctor, mechanically, and went in, only half
hearing what I said. I made for the city directory. There were
four Alleys in it. In an hour I had located my man, and the next
morning's _Tribune_ had a column account of the tragedy of the
parrot.

The Doctor was very angry. He went to Headquarters and summoned me
solemnly before the assembled Board. The time had come, he said,
to have an explanation from me as to who it was that gave me
information against orders and the public interest. Evidently there
was a traitor in camp, by whatever means I had procured his treachery.

In vain did I try to show the Doctor how unprofessional my conduct
would be in betraying my informant, even how contemptible. He
was inexorable.  This time I should not escape, nor my accomplice
either. Out with it, and at once. With a show of regretful
resignation I gave in. For once I would break my rule and "tell on"
my informant.  I thought I detected a slight sneer on the Doctor's
lip as he said that was well; for he was a gentleman, every inch of
him, and I know he hated me for telling.  The other Commissioners
looked grave.

"Well, then," I said, "the man who gave me the parrot story was--you,
Dr. Bryant."

The Doctor sat bolt upright with a jerk. "No bad jokes, Mr. Riis,"
he said. "Who gave you the story?"

"Why, you did. Don't you remember?" And I told how I waylaid him
in the hall. His face, as the narrative ran on, was a study. Anger,
mirth, offended pride, struggled there; but the humor of the thing
got the upper hand in the end, and the one who laughed loudest in
the Board room was Dr. Bryant himself. In my soul I believe that
he was not a little relieved, for under a manner of much sternness
he had the tenderest of hearts.

But it was not always I who came out ahead in the daily encounters
which made up the routine of my day. It was an important part of
my task to be on such terms with the heads of departments that they
would talk freely to us so that we might know in any given case,
or with reference to the policy of the department, "where we were
at." I do not mean talk for publication. It is a common mistake
of people who know nothing about the newspaper profession that
reporters flit about public men like so many hawks, seizing upon
what they can find to publish as their lawful prey. No doubt there
are such guerrillas, and they have occasionally more than justified
their existence; but, as applied to the staff reporters of a great
newspaper, nothing could be farther from the truth. The department
reporter has his field as carefully laid out for him every day as
any physician who starts out on his route, and within that field,
if he is the right sort of man, he is friend, companion, and often
counsellor to the officials with whom he comes in contact--always
supposing that he is not fighting them in open war.  He may serve
a Republican paper and the President of the Police Board may be
a Democrat of Democrats; yet in the privacy of his office he will
talk as freely to the reporter as if he were his most intimate
party friend, knowing that he will not publish what is said in
confidence. This is the reporter's capital, without which he cannot
in the long run do business.

I presume he is sometimes tempted to gamble with it for a stake.
I remember well when the temptation came to me once after a quiet
hour with Police Commissioner Matthews, who had been telling me the
inside history of an affair which just then was setting the whole
town by the ears. I told him that I thought I should have to print
it; it was too good to keep. No, it wouldn't do, he said. I knew
well enough he was right, but I insisted; the chance was too good
a one to miss.  Mr. Matthews shook his head. He was an invalid,
and was taking his daily treatment with an electric battery while
we talked and smoked. He warned me laughingly against the consequences
of what I proposed to do, and changed the subject.

"Ever try these?" he said, giving me the handles.  I took them,
unsuspecting, and felt the current tingle in my finger-tips. The
next instant it gripped me like a vice. I squirmed with pain.

"Stop!" I yelled, and tried to throw the things away; but my hands
crooked themselves about them like a bird's claws and held them
fast. They would not let go. I looked at the Commissioner. He was
studying the battery leisurely, and slowly pulling out the plug
that increased the current.

"For mercy's sake, stop!" I called to him. He looked up inquiringly.

"About that interview, now," he drawled. "Do you think you ought
to print--"

"Wow, wow! Let go, I tell you!" It hurt dreadfully. He pulled the
thing out another peg.

"You know it wouldn't do, really. Now, if--" He made as if to still
further increase the current.  I surrendered.

"Let up," I begged, "and I will not say a word.  Only let up."

He set me free. He never spoke of it once in all the years I knew
him, but now and again he would offer me, with a dry smile, the
use of his battery as "very good for the health." I always declined
with thanks.

[Illustration: About that interview now he drawled.]

I got into Mulberry Street at what might well be called the heroic
age of police reporting. It rang still with the echoes of the
unfathomed Charley Ross mystery. That year occurred the Stewart
grave robbery and the Manhattan Bank burglary--three epoch-making
crimes that each in its way made a sensation such as New York has
not known since. For though Charley Ross was stolen in Philadelphia,
the search for him centered in the metropolis. The three-million-dollar
burglary within the shadow of Police Headquarters gave us Inspector
Byrnes, who broke up the old gangs of crooks and drove those whom
he did not put in jail over the sea to ply their trade in Europe.
The Stewart grave robbery ended the career of the ghouls, and the
Charley Ross case put a stop to child-stealing for a generation,
by making those crimes unprofitable. The public excitement was
so great that it proved impossible for the thieves to deliver the
goods and effect the change for ransom.  At intervals for years
these cases kept turning up in one new phase or another. You could
never tell where to look for them. Indeed, I have to thank the
Stewart ghouls for the first public recognition that came to me in
those early years of toil. Of all the mysteries that ever vexed a
reporter's soul, that was the most agonizing.  The police, most of
the time, were as much in the dark as the rest of us, and nothing
was to be got from that source. Heaven knows I tried. In our desperation
we caught at every straw. One stormy night in the hottest of the
excitement Judge Hilton, who had offered the $50,000 reward for
the stolen body on behalf of Mrs. Stewart, went to Headquarters
and stayed an hour in the detective office.  When he came out, he
was attended by two of the oldest and ablest detectives. Clearly
something big was on foot. They were just like so many sphinxes,
and went straight to the carriage that waited at the Mulberry Street
door. I do not know how it ever entered my head; perhaps it didn't
at all, but was just done mechanically. The wind had blown out the
lamp on the steps, and the street was in profound darkness. As they
stepped into the carriage, I, with only the notion in my head that
here was news which must be got somehow, went in last and sank down
in the vacant seat, pulling the door to after me. The carriage went
on. To my intense relief, it rounded the corner. I was undiscovered!
But at that moment it came to a sudden stop.  An invisible hand opened
the door, and, grasping my collar, gently but firmly propelled me
into the street and dropped me there. Then the carriage went on.
Not a word had been spoken. They understood and so did I. It was
enough.

[Illustration: The carriage went on]

But, as I said, I had my revenge. It came when the opposition
reporters, believing the mystery to be near its solution, [Footnote:
This was, as nearly as I remember, in the autumn of 1879, the year
following the robbery] entered into a conspiracy to forestall it
and deliberately invented the lines of the coming denouement. Day
by day they published its progress "upon the authority of a high
official" who never existed, announcing that "behind each one of
the grave-robbers stood a detective with uplifted hand" ready to
arrest him when the word was given. It was truly the dawn of yellow
journalism.  With such extraordinary circumstantiality were the
accounts given that for once my office wavered in its faith in Ensign
and me. Amos Ensign was my partner at the time, a fine fellow and
a good reporter. If we turned out to be wrong, we were given to
understand our careers on the _Tribune_ would be at an end. I slept
little or none during that month of intense work and excitement,
but spent my days as my nights sifting every scrap of evidence.
There was nothing to justify the stories, and we maintained in our
paper that they were lies. Mr. Shanks himself left the city desk
and came up to work with us. His head, too, would fall, we heard,
if his faith in the police office had been misplaced. The bubble
burst at last, and, as we expected, there was nothing in it. The
_Tribune_ was justified. The opposition reporters were fined or
suspended. Ensign and I were made much of in the office. I have
still the bulletin in which Mr. Shanks spoke of me as the man whose
work had done much to "make the _Tribune_ police reports the best
in the city." Sweet comfort for "the Dutchman"! My salary was raised,
but that was of less account. We had saved the day and the desk.
After that it was not all pulling up-stream in Mulberry Street.
Nothing in this world succeeds like success.

[Illustration: The Bulletin.]

Before that I had been once suspended myself for missing something
in this very case. I was not to blame, and therefore was angry and
refused to make explanations. That night, as I sat sulking in my
home in Brooklyn, a big warehouse fire broke out down town. From
our house on the hill I watched it grow beyond control, and knew
that the boys were hard put to it.  It was late, and as I thought
of the hastening hours, the police reporter got the better of the
man, and I hurried down to take a hand. When I turned up in the
office after midnight to write the story, the night editor eyed me
curiously.

"I thought, Riis, you were suspended," he said.

For a moment I wavered, smarting under the injustice of it all.
But my note-book reminded me.

"I am," I said, "and when I am done with this I am going home till
you send for me. But this fire--can I have a desk?"

The night editor got up and came over and shook hands. "Take mine,"
he said. "There! take it!"

They sent for me the next day.

It is not to be supposed that all this was smooth sailing. Along
with the occasional commendations for battles won against "the mob"
went constant and grievous complaints of the editors supplied by
the Associated Press, and even by some in my own office now and
then, of my "style." It was very bad, according to my critics,
altogether editorial and presuming, and not to be borne. So I was
warned that I must mend it and give the facts, sparing comments.
By that I suppose they meant that I must write, not what I thought,
but what they probably might think of the news. But, good or bad,
I could write in no other way, and kept right on. Not that I think,
by any manners of means, that it was the best way, but it was
mine.  And goodness knows I had no desire to be an editor. I have
not now. I prefer to be a reporter and deal with the facts to being
an editor and lying about them. In the end the complaints died out.
I suppose I was given up as hopeless.

Perhaps there had crept into my reports too much of my fight with
the police. For by that time I had included them in "the opposition."
They had not been friendly from the first, and it was best so.
I had them all in front then, and an open enemy is better any day
than a false friend who may stab you in the back. In the quarter
of a century since, I have seldom been on any other terms with the
police. I mean with the heads of them. The rank and file, the man
with the nightstick as Roosevelt liked to call him, is all right,
if properly led. He has rarely been properly led. It may be that,
in that respect at least, my reports might have been tempered
somewhat to advantage.  Though I don't know. I prefer, after all,
to have it out, all out. And it did come out, and my mind was
relieved; which was something.


[Illustration: "The General said never a word."]

Speaking of night-sticks reminds me of seeing General Grant in his
to my mind greatest hour, the only time he was ever beaten, and
by a policeman.  I told his son, Fred Grant, of it when he became
a Police Commissioner in the nineties, but I do not think he
appreciated it. He was not cast in his great father's mould. The
occasion I refer to was after the General's second term in the
Presidency.  He was staying at the Fifth Avenue Hotel when one
morning the Masonic Temple was burned. The fire-line was drawn
halfway down the block toward Fifth Avenue, but the police were much
hampered by the crowd, and were out of patience when I, standing by,
saw a man in a great ulster with head buried deep in the collar,
a cigar sticking straight out, coming down the street from the
hotel. I recognized him at sight as General Grant. The policeman
who blocked his way did not. He grabbed him by the collar, swung
him about, and, hitting him a resounding whack across the back with
his club, yelled out:--

"What's the matter with you? Don't you see the fire-lines? Chase
yourself out of here, and be quick about it."

The General said never a word. He did not stop to argue the matter.
He had run up against a sentinel, and when stopped went the other
way.  That was all. The man had a right to be there; he had none.
I was never so much an admirer of Grant as since that day. It was
true greatness.  A smaller man would have made a row, stood upon
his dignity and demanded the punishment of the policeman. As for
him, there was probably never so badly frightened a policeman when
I told him whom he had clubbed. I will warrant he did not sleep for
a week, fearing all kinds of things. No need of it. Grant probably
never gave him a thought.

It was in pursuit of the story of a Breton nobleman of hoped-for
ancient lineage that I met with the most disheartening set-back of
my experience.  The setting of the case was most alluring. The old
baron--for he was nothing less, though in Minetta Lane he passed
for a cat's-meat man who peddled his odd ware from door to door--had
been found by the police sick and starving in his wretched cellar,
and had been taken to Bellevue Hospital.  The inevitable _de_
suggested the story, and papers that I found in his trunk--papers
most carefully guarded and cherished--told enough of it to whet my
appetite to its keenest edge. If the owner could only be made to
talk, if his stubborn family pride could only be overcome, there
was every promise here of a sensation by means of which who could
tell but belated justice might even be done him and his family--apart
from the phenomenal trouncing I should be administering through
him to my rivals.  Visions of conspiracies, court intrigues,
confiscations, and what not, danced before my greedy mental vision.
I flew rather than walked up to Bellevue Hospital to offer him my
paper and pen in the service of right and of vengeance, only to
find that I was twenty-four hours late. The patient had already
been transferred to the Charity Hospital as a bad case. The boat
had gone; there would not be another for several hours. I could not
wait, but it was a comfort, at all events, to know that my baron
was where I could get at him on the morrow.  I dreamed some more
dreams of happiness as I went back, and was content.

As it happened, I was very busy the next day and for several days
after. The week was nearly spent when I found myself on the boat
going up to the island. At the hospital office they reassured me
with a queer look. Yes; my man was there, likely to stay there for
a little while. The doctor would presently take me to see him on
his rounds.  In one of the big wards I found him at last, numbered
in the row of beds among a score of other human wrecks, a little
old man, bent and haggard, but with some of the dignity, I fancied,
of his noble descent upon his white and wrinkled brow. He sat up
in bed, propped by pillows, and listened with hungry eyes as, in
French which I had most carefully polished up for the occasion,
I told him my errand. When at last I paused, waiting anxiously
for an answer, he laid one trembling hand on mine--I noticed that
the other hung limp from the shoulder--and made, as it seemed, a
superhuman effort to speak; but only inarticulate, pitiful sounds
came forth. I looked appealingly at the doctor.

"Dumb," he said, and shook his head. "Paralysis involving the vocal
organs. He will never speak again."

And he didn't. He was buried in the Potter's Field the next week.
For once I was too late.  The story of the last of my barons remains
untold until this hour.

And now that this chapter, somewhat against my planning, has become
wholly the police reporter's, I shall have to bring up my _cause
celebre_, though that came a long while after my getting into
Mulberry Street. I shall not have so good an opportunity again. It
was the occasion of the last of my many battles for the mastery;
but, more than that, it illustrates very well that which I have
been trying to describe as a reporter's public function.  We had
been for months in dread of a cholera scourge that summer, when,
mousing about the Health Department one day, I picked up the weekly
analysis of the Croton water and noticed that there had been for
two weeks past "a trace of nitrites" in the water. I asked the
department chemist what it was. He gave an evasive answer, and my
curiosity was at once aroused. There must be no unknown or doubtful
ingredient in the water supply of a city of two million souls.
Like Caesar's wife, it must be above suspicion. Within an hour I
had learned that the nitrites meant in fact that there had been at
one time sewage contamination; consequently that we were face to
face with a most grave problem. How had the water become polluted,
and who guaranteed that it was not in that way even then, with the
black death threatening to cross the ocean from Europe?

I sounded the warning in my paper, then the _Evening Sun_, counselled
the people to boil the water pending further discoveries, then
took my camera and went up in the watershed. I spent a week there,
following to its source every stream that discharged into the
Croton River and photographing my evidence wherever I found it.
When I told my story in print, illustrated with the pictures, the
town was astounded. The Board of Health sent inspectors to the
watershed, who reported that things were worse a great deal than I
had said. Populous towns sewered directly into our drinking-water.
There was not even a pretence at decency. The people bathed and
washed their dogs in the streams. The public town dumps were on
their banks. The rival newspapers tried to belittle the evil because
their reporters were beaten. Running water purifies itself, they
said.  So it does, if it runs far enough and long enough.  I put
that matter to the test. Taking the case of a town some sixty miles
out of New York, one of the worst offenders, I ascertained from the
engineer of the water-works how long it ordinarily took to bring
water from the Sodom reservoir just beyond, down to the housekeepers'
faucets in the city. Four days, I think it was. Then I went to the
doctors and asked them how many days a vigorous cholera bacillus
might live and multiply in running water.  About seven, said they.
My case was made. There was needed but a single case of the dreaded
scourge in any one of a dozen towns or villages that were on the
line of travel from the harbor in which a half score ships were under
quarantine, to put the metropolis at the mercy of an inconceivable
calamity.

There was in all this no attempt at sensation. It was simple fact,
as any one could see for himself.  The health inspectors' report
clinched the matter.  The newspapers editorially abandoned their
reporters to ridicule and their fate. The city had to purchase a
strip of land along the streams wide enough to guard against direct
pollution. It cost millions of dollars, but it was the merest
trifle to what a cholera epidemic would have meant to New York in
loss of commercial prestige, let alone human lives. The contention
over that end of it was transferred to Albany, where the politicians
took a hand. What is there they do not exploit? Years after, meeting
one of them who knew my share in it, he asked me, with a wink and
a confidential shove, "how much I got out of it." When I told him
"nothing," I knew that upon my own statement he took me for either
a liar or a fool, the last being considerably the worse of the two
alternatives.

In all of this battlesome account I have said nothing about the
biggest fight of all. I had that with myself.  In the years that
had passed I had never forgotten the sergeant in the Church Street
police station, and my dog. It is the kind of thing you do not get
over. Way back in my mind there was the secret thought, the day I
went up to Mulberry Street, that my time was coming at last. And
now it had come. I had a recognized place at Headquarters, and
place in the police world means power, more or less. The backing of
the _Tribune_ had given me influence. More I had conquered myself
in my fights with the police. Enough for revenge! At the thought
I flushed with anger. It has power yet to make my blood boil, the
thought of that night in the station-house.

It was then my great temptation came. No doubt the sergeant was
still there. If not, I could find him. I knew the day and hour when
it happened.  They were burned into my brain. I had only to turn
to the department records to find out who made out the returns on
that October morning while I was walking the weary length of the
trestle-work bridge across Raritan Bay, to have him within reach.
There were a hundred ways in which I could hound him then, out of
place and pay, even as he had driven me forth from the last poor
shelter and caused my only friend to be killed.

Speak not to me of the sweetness of revenge! Of all unhappy mortals
the vengeful man must be the most wretched. I suffered more in
the anticipation of mine than ever I had when smarting under the
injury, grievous as the memory of it is to me even now. Day after day
I went across the street to begin the search. For hours I lingered
about the record clerk's room where they kept the old station-house
blotters, unable to tear myself away. Once I even had the one from
Church Street of October, 1870, in my hands; but I did not open
it. Even as I held it I saw another and a better way. I would kill
the abuse, not the man who was but the instrument and the victim of
it. For never was parody upon Christian charity more corrupting to
human mind and soul than the frightful abomination of the police
lodging-house, sole provision made by the municipality for its
homeless wanderers. Within a year I have seen the process in full
operation in Chicago, have heard a sergeant in the Harrison Street
Station there tell me, when my indignation found vent in angry
words, that they "cared less for those men and women than for the
cur dogs in the street." Exactly so! My sergeant was of the same
stamp. Those dens, daily association with them, had stamped him.
Then and there I resolved to wipe them out, bodily, if God gave me
health and strength. And I put the book away quick and never saw
it again. I do not know till this day who the sergeant was, and I
am glad I do not. It is better so.

Of what I did to carry out my purpose, and how it was done, I must
tell hereafter. It was the source and beginning of all the work
which justifies the writing of these pages; and among all the things
which I have been credited with doing since it is one of the few in
which I really bore a strong hand.  And yet it was not mine which
finally wrought that great work, but a stronger and better than
mine, Theodore Roosevelt's. Even while I was writing this account
we together drove in the last nail in the coffin of the bad old
days, by persuading the Charter Revision Commission to remove from
the organic law of the city the clause giving to the police the
care of vagrants, which was the cause of it all. It had remained
over in the Charter of the Greater New York in spite of our protests.
It was never the proper business of the police to dispense charity.
They have their hands full with repressing crime.  It is the mixing of
the two that confuses standards and makes trouble without end for
those who receive the "charity," and even more for those who dispense
it. You cannot pervert the first and finest of human instincts
without corrupting men: witness my sergeant in Church Street and
his Chicago brother.




CHAPTER X

MY DOG IS AVENGED



THE lilacs blossom under my window, as I begin this chapter, and
the bees are humming among them; the sweet smell of wild cherry
comes up from the garden where the sunlight lies upon the young
grass. Robin and oriole call to their mates in the trees. There upon
the lawn is Elisabeth tending some linen laid out to dry. Her form
is as lithe and her step as light as in the days I have written
about, grandmother as she is. I can see, though her back is turned,
the look of affectionate pride with which she surveys our home, for
I know well enough what she is thinking of. And so it has been; a
blessed, good home; how could it help being that with her in it?
They say it is a sign one is growing old when one's thoughts dwell
much on the past. Perhaps with me it is only a sign that the printers
are on the war-path. Often when I hear her sing with the children
my mind wanders back to the long winter evenings in those early
years when she sat listening late for my step. She sang then to
keep up her courage. My work in Mulberry Street was at night, and
she was much alone, even as I was, fighting my battles there.  She
had it out with the homesickness then, and I think hers was a good
deal the harder fight. I had the enemy all in front where I could
see to whack him. But so we found ourselves and each other, and it
was worth all it cost.

Except in the short winter days it was always broad daylight when
I came home from work. My route from the office lay through the
Fourth and the Sixth wards, the worst in the city, and for years I
walked every morning between two and four o'clock the whole length
of Mulberry Street, through the Bend and across the Five Points
down to Fulton Ferry. There were cars on the Bowery, but I liked
to walk, for so I saw the slum when off its guard. The instinct
to pose is as strong there as it is on Fifth Avenue. It is a human
impulse, I suppose. We all like to be thought well of by our fellows.
But at 3 A.M. the veneering is off and you see the true grain of
a thing. So, also, I got a picture of the Bend upon my mind which
so soon as I should be able to transfer it to that of the community
would help settle with that pig-sty according to its deserts. It was
not fit for Christian men and women, let alone innocent children,
to live in, and therefore it had to go. So with the police
lodging-rooms, some of the worst of which were right there, at the
Mulberry Street Station and around the corner in Elizabeth Street.
The way of it never gave me any concern that I remember.  That would
open as soon as the truth was told. The trouble was that people
did not know and had no means of finding out for themselves.  But
I had. Accordingly I went poking about among the foul alleys
and fouler tenements of the Bend when they slept in their filth,
sometimes with the policeman on the beat, more often alone, sounding
the misery and the depravity of it to their depth.  I think a
notion of the purpose of it all crept into the office, even while
I was only half aware of it myself, for when, after a year's service
at the police office, I was taken with a longing for the open, as
it were, and went to the city editor who had succeeded Mr. Shanks
with the request that I be transferred to general work, he refused
flatly. I had made a good record as a police reporter, but it was
not that.

"Go back and stay," he said. "Unless I am much mistaken, you are
finding something up there that needs you. Wait and see."

And so for the second time I was turned back to the task I wanted
to shirk. Jonah was one of us sure enough. Those who see only the
whale fail to catch the point in the most human story ever told--a
point, I am afraid, that has a special application to most of us.

I have often been asked if such slumming is not full of peril.
No, not if you are there on business.  Mere sightseeing at such
unseasonable hours might easily be. But the man who is sober and
minds his own business--which presupposes that he has business to
mind there--runs no risk anywhere in New York, by night or by day.
Such a man will take the other side of the street when he sees a
gang ahead spoiling for a fight, and where he does go he will carry
the quiet assumption of authority that comes with the consciousness
of a right to be where he is. That usually settles it. There
was perhaps another factor in my case that helped. Whether it was
my slouch hat and my spectacles, or the fact that I had been often
called into requisition to help an ambulance surgeon patch up
an injured man, the nickname "Doc" had somehow stuck to me, and I
was supposed by many to be a physician connected with the Health
Department. Doctors are never molested in the slum. It does not
know but that its turn to need them is coming next. No more was
I. I can think of only two occasions in more than twenty years of
police reporting when I was in actual peril, though once I was very
badly frightened.

One was when a cry of murder had lured me down Crosby Street into
a saloon on the corner of Jersey Street, where the gang of the
neighborhood had just stabbed the saloon-keeper in a drunken brawl.
He was lying in a chair surrounded by shrieking women when I ran
in. On the instant the doors were slammed and barred behind me, and
I found myself on the battlefield with the battle raging unabated.
Bottles were flying thick and fast, and the bar was going to smash.
As I bent over the wounded man, I saw that he was done for.  The
knife was even then sticking in his neck, its point driven into
the backbone. The instinct of the reporter came uppermost, and
as I pulled it out and held it up in a pause of the fray, I asked
incautiously:--

"Whose knife is this?"

A whiskey-bottle that shaved within an inch of my head, followed
by an angry oath, at once recalled me to myself and showed me my
role.

"You tend to your business, you infernal body-snatcher, and let us
run ours," ran the message, and I understood. I called for bandages,
a sponge, and a basin, and acted the surgeon as well as I could,
trying to stanch the flow of blood, while the racket rose and the
women shrieked louder with each passing moment. Through the turmoil
I strained every nerve to catch the sound of policemen's tramp. It
was hardly three minutes' run to the station-house, but time never
dragged as it did then. Once I thought relief had come; but as
I listened and caught the wail of men being beaten in the street,
I smiled wickedly in the midst of my own troubles, for the voices
told me that my opponents from headquarters, following on my
track, had fallen among thieves: half the gang were then outside.
At last, just as an empty keg knocked my patient from his chair,
the doors fell in with a crash; the reserves had come. Their clubs
soon cleared the air and relieved me of my involuntary task, with
my patient yet alive.

Another time, turning a corner in the small hours of the morning,
I came suddenly upon a gang of drunken roughs ripe for mischief.
The leader had a long dirk-knife with which he playfully jabbed me
in the ribs, insolently demanding what I thought of it. I seized
him by the wrist with as calm a pretence of considering the knife
as I could summon up, but really to prevent his cutting me. I felt
the point pricking through my clothes.

"About two inches longer than the law allows," I said, sparring
for time. "I think I will take that."

I knew even as I said it that I had cast the die; he held my life
in his hand. It was a simple question of which was the stronger,
and it was already decided. Despite my utmost effort to stay it,
the point of the knife was piercing my skin. The gang stood by,
watching the silent struggle. I knew them--the Why-os, the worst
cutthroats in the city, charged with a dozen murders, and robberies
without end. A human life was to them, in the mood they were
in, worth as much as the dirt under their feet, no more. At that
instant, not six feet behind their backs, Captain McCullagh--the
same who afterward became Chief--turned the corner with his precinct
detective. I gathered all my strength and gave the ruffian's hand
a mighty twist that turned the knife aside. I held it out for
inspection.

"What do you think of it, Cap?"

Four brawny fists scattered the gang to the winds for an answer.
The knife was left in my hand.

They gave me no time to get frightened. Once when I really was
scared, it was entirely my own doing. And, furthermore, it served
me right. It was on a very hot July morning that, coming down
Mulberry Street, I saw a big gray cat sitting on a beer-keg outside
a corner saloon. It was fast asleep, and snored so loudly that it
aroused my anger. It is bad enough to have a man snore, but a cat--!
It was not to be borne. I hauled off with my cane and gave the
beast a most cruel and undeserved blow to teach it better manners.
The snoring was smothered in a yell, the cat came down from the
keg, and to my horror there rose from behind the corner an angry
Celt swearing a blue streak. He seemed to my anguished gaze at
least nine feet tall.  He had been asleep at his own door when my
blow aroused him, and it was his stocking feet, propped up on the
keg as he dozed in his chair around the corner, I had mistaken
for a gray cat. It was not a time for explanations. I did the only
thing there was to be done; I ran. Far and fast did I run. It was
my good luck that his smarting feet kept him from following, or
I might not have lived to tell this tale. As I said, it served me
right. Perhaps it is in the way of reparation that I now support
twelve cats upon my premises. Three of them are clawing at my study
door this minute demanding to be let in. But I cannot even claim
the poor merit of providing for them. It is my daughter who runs
the cats; I merely growl at and feed them.

The mention of Bowery night cars brings to my mind an episode of
that time which was thoroughly characteristic of the "highway that
never sleeps." I was on the way down town in one, with a single
fellow-passenger who was asleep just inside the door, his head
nodding with every jolt as though it were in danger of coming
off. At Grand Street a German boarded the car and proffered a bad
half-dollar in payment of his fare. The conductor bit it and gave
it back with a grunt of contempt. The German fell into a state of
excitement at once.

"Vat!" he shouted, "it vas pad?" and slapped the coin down on the
wooden seat with all his might, that we might hear the ring. It
rebounded with a long slant and fell into the lap of the sleeping
passenger, who instantly woke up, grabbed the half-dollar, and
vanished through the door and into the darkness, without as much
as looking around, followed by the desolate howl of the despoiled
German:--

"Himmel! One United Shdades half-dollar clean gone!"

The time came at length when I exchanged night work for day work,
and I was not sorry. A new life began for me, with greatly enlarged
opportunities.  I had been absorbing impressions up till then.  I
met men now in whose companionship they began to crystallize, to
form into definite convictions; men of learning, of sympathy, and
of power. My eggs hatched. From that time dates my friendship,
priceless to me, with Dr. Roger S. Tracy, then a sanitary inspector
in the Health Department, later its distinguished statistician,
to whom I owe pretty much all the understanding I have ever had of
the problems I have battled with; for he is very wise, while I am
rather dull of wit. But directly I get talking things over with
him, I brighten right up.  I met Professor Charles F. Chandler,
Major Willard Bullard, Dr. Edward H. Janes--men to whose practical
wisdom and patient labors in the shaping of the Health Department's
work the metropolis owes a greater debt than it is aware of; Dr.
John T. Nagle, whose friendly camera later on gave me some invaluable
lessons; and General Ely Parker, Chief of the Six Nations.

[Illustration: Dr. Roger S. Tracy.]

I suppose it was the fact that he was an Indian that first
attracted me to him. As the years passed we became great friends,
and I loved nothing better in an idle hour than to smoke a pipe
with the General in his poky little office at Police Headquarters.
That was about all there was to it, too, for he rarely opened his
mouth except to grunt approval of something I was saying. When,
once in a while, it would happen that some of his people came down
from the Reservation or from Canada, the powwow that ensued was my
dear delight. Three pipes and about eleven grunts made up the whole
of it, but it was none the less entirely friendly and satisfactory.
We all have our own ways of doing things, and that was theirs. He
was a noble old fellow. His title was no trumpery show, either. It
was fairly earned on more than one bloody field with Grant's army.
Parker was Grant's military secretary, and wrote the original draft
of the surrender at Appomattox, which he kept to his death with
great pride. It was not General Parker, however, but Donehogawa,
Chief of the Senecas and of the remnant of the once powerful Six
Nations, and guardian of the western door of the council lodge, that
appealed to me, who in my boyhood had lived with Leather-stocking
and with Uncas and Chingachgook. They had something to do with my
coming here, and at last I had for a friend one of their kin. I
think he felt the bond of sympathy between us and prized it, for
he showed me in many silent ways that he was fond of me. There was
about him an infinite pathos, penned up there in his old age among
the tenements of Mulberry Street on the pay of a second-rate clerk,
that never ceased to appeal to me. When he lay dead, stricken like
the soldier he was at his post, some letters of his to Mrs. Harriet
Converse, the adopted child of his tribe, went to my heart. They
were addressed to her on her travels.  He was of the "wolf" tribe,
she a "snipe." "From the wolf to the wandering snipe," they ran.
Even in Mulberry Street he was a true son of the forest.

Perhaps the General's sympathies went out to me as a fighter. The
change of front from night to day brought no let-up on hostilities
in our camp; rather the reverse. For this there was good cause:
I had interfered with long-cherished privileges.  I found the day
men coming to work at all hours from ten to twelve or even one
o'clock. I went on duty at eight, and the immediate result was to
compel all the others to do the same. This was a sore grievance,
and was held against me for a long time. The logical outcome of
the war it provoked was to stretch the day farther into the small
hours. Before I left Mulberry Street the circuit had been made.
The watch now is kept up through the twenty-four hours without
interruption. Like its neighbor the Bowery, Mulberry Street never
sleeps.

[Illustration: General Ely Parker, Chief of the Six Nations.]

There had been in 1879 an awakening of the public conscience on
the tenement-house question which I had followed with interest,
because it had started in the churches that have always seemed to
me to be the right forum for such a discussion, on every ground,
and most for their own sake and the cause they stand for. But
the awakening proved more of a sleepy yawn than real--like a man
stretching himself in bed with half a mind to get up. Five years
later, in 1884, came the Tenement-House Commission which first
brought home to us the fact that the people living in the tenements
were "better than the houses." That was a big white milestone on a
dreary road. From that time on we hear of "souls" in the slum. The
property end of it had held the stage up till then, and in a kind
of self-defence, I suppose, we had had to forget that the people there
had souls. Because you couldn't very well count souls as chattels
yielding so much income to the owner: it would not be polite toward
the Lord, say. Sounds queer, but if that was not the attitude
I would like to know what it was. The Commission met at Police
Headquarters, and I sat through all its sessions as a reporter,
and heard every word of the testimony, which was more than some of
the Commissioners did. Mr. Ottendorfer and Mr. Drexel, the banker,
took many a quiet little nap when things were dull.  One man the
landlords, who had their innings to the full, never caught off
his guard. His clear, incisive questions, that went through all
subterfuges to the root of things, were sometimes like flashes of
lightning on a dark night discovering the landscape far and near.
He was Dr. Felix Adler, whom I met there for the first time. The
passing years have given him a very warm place in my heart. Adler
was born a Jew. Often when I think of the position the Christian
Church took, or rather did not take, on a matter so nearly concerning
it as the murder of the home in a tenement population of a million
souls,--for that was what it came to,--I am reminded of a talk we
had once in Dr. Adler's study. I was going to Boston to speak to a
body of clergymen at their monthly dinner meeting. He had shortly
before received an invitation to address the same body on "The
Personality of Christ," but had it in his mind not to go.

"What will you tell them?" I asked.

The Doctor smiled a thoughtful little smile as he said: "I shall
tell them that the personality of Christ is too sacred a subject
for me to discuss at an after-dinner meeting in a swell hotel."

Does that help you to understand that among the strongest of moral
forces in Christian New York was and is Adler, the Jew or heretic,
take it whichever way you please?

Four years later the finishing touch was put to the course I took
with the Adler Tenement-House Commission, when, toward the end of
a three days' session in Chickering Hall of ministers of every sect
who were concerned about the losing fight the Church was waging
among the masses, a man stood in the meeting and cried out, "How
are these men and women to understand the love of God you speak
of, when they see only the greed of men?" He was a builder, Alfred
T. White of Brooklyn, who had proved the faith that was in him by
building real homes for the people, and had proved, too, that they
were a paying investment. It was just a question whether a man would
take seven per cent and save his soul, or twenty-five and lose it.
And I might as well add here that it is the same story yet. All
our hopes for betterment, all our battling with the tenement-house
question, sum themselves up in the effort, since there are men yet
who would take twenty-five per cent and run that risk, to compel
them to take seven and save their souls for them.  I wanted to jump
up in my seat at that time and shout Amen! But I remembered that
I was a reporter and kept still. It was that same winter, however,
that I wrote the title of my book, "How the Other Half Lives," and
copyrighted it. The book itself did not come until two years after,
but it was as good as written then. I had my text.

It was at that Chickering Hall meeting that I heard the gospel
preached to the poor in the only way that will ever reach them. It
was the last word that was said, and I have always believed that it
was not exactly in the plan. I saw some venerable brethren on the
platform, bishops among them, wince when Dr. Charles H. Parkhurst,
rending some eminently respectable platitudes to shreds and
tatters, cried out for personal service, loving touch, as the key
to it all:--

"What if, when the poor leper came to the Lord to be healed, he had
said to Peter, or some other understrapper, 'Here, Peter, you go
touch that fellow and I'll pay you for it'? Or what if the Lord,
when he came on earth, had come a day at a time and brought his
lunch with him, and had gone home to heaven overnight? Would the
world ever have come to call him brother? We have got to give, not
our old clothes, not our prayers. Those are cheap. You can kneel
down on a carpet and pray where it is warm and comfortable. Not
our soup--that is sometimes very cheap. Not our money--a stingy
man will give money when he refuses to give himself. Just so soon
as a man feels that you sit down alongside of him in loving sympathy
with him, notwithstanding his poor, notwithstanding his sick and
his debased, estate, just so soon you begin to worm your way into
the very warmest spot in his life."

It was plain talk, but it was good. They whispered afterward in the
corners about the "lack of discretion of that good man Parkhurst."
A little of that lack would go a long way toward cleaning up in New
York--did go, not so many years after Worse shocks than that were
coming from the same quarter to rattle the dry bones.

Long before that the "something that needed me" in Mulberry Street
had come. I was in a death-grapple vith my two enemies, the police
lodging-room and the Bend. The Adler Commission had proposed to
"break the back" of the latter by cutting Leonard Street through
the middle of it--an expedient that had been suggested forty years
before, when the Five Points around the corner challenged the angry
resentment of the community.  But no expedient would ever cover
that case. The whole slum had to go. A bill was introduced in the
Legislature to wipe it out bodily, and in 1888, after four years
of pulling and hauling, we had spunked up enough to file maps for
the "Mulberry Bend Park." Blessed promise! And it was kept, if it
did take a prodigious lot of effort, for right there decency had
to begin, or not at all. Go and look at it to-day and see what it
is like.

But that is another story. The other nuisance came first. The first
guns that I have any record of were fired in my newspapers in 1883,
and from that time till Theodore Roosevelt shut up the vile dens
in 1895 the battle raged without intermission.  The guns I speak
of were not the first that were fired--they were the first I fired
so far as I can find. For quite a generation before that there had
been protests and complaints from the police surgeons, the policemen
themselves who hated to lodge under one roof with tramps, from
citizen bodies that saw in the system an outrage upon Christian
charity and all decency, but all without producing any other effect
than spasmodic whitewashing and the ineffectual turning on of the
hose. Nothing short of boiling water would have cleansed those dens.
Nothing else came of it, because stronger even than the selfish
motive that exploits public office for private gain is the deadly
inertia in civic life which simply means that we are all as lazy as
things will let us be.  The older I get, the more patience I have
with the sinner, and the less with the lazy good-for-nothing who is
at the bottom of more than half the share of the world's troubles.
Give me the thief if need be, but take the tramp away and lock him
up at hard labor until he is willing to fall in line and take up
his end. The end he lets lie some one has got to carry who already
has enough.

I ran to earth at last one of the citizens' bodies that were striving
with the nuisance, and went and joined it. I will not say that I
was received graciously.  I was a reporter, and it was human nature
to assume that I was merely after a sensation; and I did make a
sensation of the campaign. That was the way to put life into it.
Page after page I printed, now in this paper, now in that, and
when the round was completed, went over the same road again. They
winced a bit, my associates, but bore it, egged me on even. Anything
for a change.  Perchance it might help. It didn't then. But slowly
something began to stir. The editors found something to be indignant
about when there was nothing else. Ponderous leaders about our
"duty toward the poor" appeared at intervals. The Grand Jury on its
tours saw and protested. The City Hall felt the sting and squirmed.
I remember when we went to argue with the Board of Estimate and
Apportionment under Mayor Grant. It was my first meeting with Mrs.
Josephine Shaw Lowell and John Finley, but not the last by a good
many, thank God for that! I had gone to Boston to see the humane
way in which they were dealing with their homeless there. They gave
them a clean shirt and a decent bed and a bath--good way, that, to
limit the supply of tramps--and something to eat in the morning,
so they did not have to go out and beg the first thing. It seemed
good to me, and it was good.  But the Mayor did not think so.

"Boston! Boston!" he cried, impatiently, and waved us and the subject
aside. "I am tired of hearing always how they do in Boston, and of
the whole matter."

So were we, tired enough to keep it up. We came back next time,
though it didn't do any good, and meanwhile the newspaper broadsides
continued.  No chance was allowed to pass of telling the people of
New York what they were harboring. They simply needed to know, I
felt sure of that. And I know now that I was right. But it takes a
lot of telling to make a city know when it is doing wrong.  However,
that was what I was there for. When it didn't seem to help, I would
go and look at a stone-cutter hammering away at his rock perhaps
a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at
the hundred and first blow it would split in two, and I knew it was
not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before together. When
my fellow-workers smiled, I used to remind them of the Israelites
that marched seven times around Jericho and blew their horns before
the walls fell.

"Well, you go ahead and blow yours," they said; "you have the
faith."

And I did, and the walls did fall, though it took nearly twice
seven years. But they came down, as the walls of ignorance and
indifference must every time, if you blow hard enough and long
enough, with faith in your cause and in your fellow-man. It is just
a question of endurance. If you keep it up, they can't.

They began to give, those grim walls, when typhus fever broke out
in the city in the winter of 1891-92.  The wonder was that it did
not immediately centre in the police lodging-rooms. There they lay,
young and old, hardened tramps and young castaways with minds and
souls soft as wax for their foulness to be stamped upon[Footnote:
The old cry of sensation mongering was raised more than once when
I was making my charges. People do not like to have their rest
disturbed. Particularly did the critics object to the statement
that there were young people in the dens; they were all old tramps,
they said. For an answer I went in and photographed the boys and
girls one night, and held their pictures up before the community.
In the Oak Street Station alone, one of the vilest, there were six
as likely young fellows as I ever saw, herded with forty tramps
and thieves. Not one of them would come out unscathed.], on bare
floors of stone or planks.

[Illustration: The Lodging-room at the Leonard Street Police Station.]

Dirty as they came in from every vile contact, they went out in
the morning to scatter from door to door, where they begged their
breakfast, the seeds of festering disease. Turning the plank was
"making the bed." Typhus is a filth-disease, of all the most dreaded.
If ever it got a foothold in those dens, there was good cause for
fear. I drew up at once a remonstrance, had it signed by representatives
of the united charitable societies--some of them shrugged their
shoulders, but they signed--and took it to the Health Board. They
knew the danger better than I. But the time had not yet come.
Perhaps they thought, with the reporters, that I was just "making
copy." For I made a "beat" of the story. Of course I did. We were
fighting; and if I could brace the boys up to the point of running
their own campaigns for making things better, so much was gained.
But they did not take the hint. They just denounced my "treachery."

I warned them that there would be trouble with the lodging-rooms,
and within eleven months the prophecy came true. The typhus broke
out _there_.  The night after the news had come I took my camera
and flashlight and made the round of the dens, photographing them
all with their crowds. Of the negatives I had lantern-slides made,
and with these under my arm knocked at the doors of the Academy
of Medicine, demanding to be let in. That was the place for that
discussion, it seemed to me, for the doctors knew the real extent
of the peril we were then facing. Typhus is no respecter of persons,
and it is impossible to guard against it as against the smallpox.
They let me in, and that night's doings gave the cause of decency
a big push. I think that was the first time I told the real story
of my dog.  I had always got around it somehow; it choked me even
then, twenty years after and more, anger boiled up in me so at the
recollection.

We pleaded merely for the execution of a law that had been on the
statute-books six years and over, permitting the city authorities
to establish a decent lodging-house; but though the police, the
health officials, the grand jury, the charitable societies, and
about everybody of any influence in the community fell in behind
the medical profession in denouncing the evils that were, we pleaded
in vain.  The Tammany officials at the City Hall told us insolently
to go ahead and build lodging-houses ourselves; they had other
things to use the city's money for than to care for the homeless
poor; which, indeed, was true. The Charity Organization Society
that stood for all the rest gave up in discouragement and announced
its intention to start a Wayfarer's Lodge itself, on the Boston
plan, and did so. "You see," was the good-by with which my colaborers
left me, "we will never succeed." My campaign had collapsed.

But even then we were winning. Never was defeat in all that time
that did not in the end turn out a step toward victory. This much
the unceasing agitation had effected, though its humane purpose
made no impression on the officials, that the accommodation for
lodgers in the station-houses was sensibly shrunk. Where there had
been forty that took them in, there were barely two dozen left.  The
demand for separate women's prisons with police matrons in charge,
which was one of the phases the new demand for decency was assuming,
bred a scarcity of house-room, and one by one the foul old dens
were closed and not reopened. The nuisance was perishing of itself.
Each time a piece of it sloughed off, I told the story again in
print, "lest we forget." In another year reform came, and with it
came Roosevelt. The Committee on Vagrancy, a volunteer body of the
Charity Organization Society, of which Mrs. Lowell was the head
and I a member, unlimbered its guns again and opened fire, and this
time the walls came down. For Tammany was out.

We had been looking the police over by night, Roosevelt and I. We
had inspected the lodging-rooms while I went over the long fight with
him, and had come at last, at 2 A.M., to the Church Street Station.
It was raining outside. The light flickered, cold and cheerless,
in the green lamps as we went up the stone steps. Involuntarily I
looked in the corner for my little dog; but it was not there, or
any one who remembered it. The sergeant glanced over his blotter
grimly, I had almost to pinch myself to make sure I was not shivering
in a linen duster, wet to the skin. Down the cellar steps to the
men's lodging-room I led the President of the Police Board. It
was unchanged--just as it was the day I slept there. Three men lay
stretched at full length on the dirty planks, two of them young
lads from the country. Standing there, I told Mr.  Roosevelt my own
story. He turned alternately red and white with anger as he heard
it.

[Illustration: The Church Street Station Lodging room in which I
was robbed]

"Did they do that to you?" he asked when I had ended. For an answer
I pointed to the young lads then asleep before him.

"I was like this one," I said.

He struck his clenched fists together. "I will smash them to-morrow."

He was as good as his word. The very next day the Police Board took
the matter up. Provision was made for the homeless on a barge in
the East River until plans could be perfected for sifting the tramps
from the unfortunate; and within a week, on recommendation of the
Chief of Police, orders were issued to close the doors of the police
lodging-rooms on February 15, 1896, never again to be unbarred.

The battle was won. The murder of my dog was avenged, and forgiven,
after twenty-five years.  The yellow newspapers, with the true
instinct that made them ever recognize in Roosevelt the implacable
enemy of all they stood for, printed cartoons of homeless men
shivering at a barred door "closed by order of T. Roosevelt"; but
they did not, after all, understand the man they were attacking.
That the thing was right was enough for him. Their shafts went wide
of the mark, or fell harmless. The tramps for whom New York had been
a paradise betook themselves to other towns not so discerning--went
to Chicago, where the same wicked system was in operation until
last spring, is yet for all I know--and the honestly homeless got
a chance.  A few tender-hearted and soft-headed citizens, of the
kind who ever obstruct progress by getting some very excellent
but vagrant impulses mixed up with a lack of common sense, wasted
their sympathy upon the departing hobo, but soon tired of it.  I
remember the case of one tramp whose beat was in the block in
Thirty-fifth Street in which Dr.  Parkhurst lives. He was arrested
for insolence to a housekeeper who refused him food. The magistrate
discharged him, with some tearful remarks about the world's
cruelty and the right of a man to be poor without being accounted
a criminal.  Thus encouraged, the tramp went right back and broke
the windows of the house that had repelled him. I presume he is now
in the city by the lake holding up people who offend him by being
more industrious and consequently more prosperous than he.

For the general results of the victory so laboriously achieved I
must refer to [Footnote: Now, "The Battle with the Slum."] "A Ten
Years' War," in which I endeavored to sum up the situation as I saw
it.  They are not worked out yet to the full. The most important
link is missing. That is to be a farm-school which shall sift the
young idler from the heap of chaff, and win him back to habits of
industry and to the world of men. It will come when moral purpose
has been reestablished at the City Hall. I have not set out here
to discuss reform and its merits, but merely to point out that the
way of it, the best way of bringing it on--indeed, the only way
that is always open--is to make the facts of the wrong plain. And,
having said that, I have put the reporter where he belongs and
answered the question why I have never wanted executive office and
never will.

[Illustration: The Yellow Newspapers' Contribution.]

And now, in taking leave of this subject, of which I hope I may
never hear again, for it has plagued me enough and had its full
share of my life, is there not one ray of brightness that falls
athwart its gloom? Were they all bad, those dens I hated, yes,
hated, with the shame and the sorrow and hopeless surrender they
stood for? Was there not one glimpse of mercy that dwells in the
memory with redeeming touch? Yes, one. Let it stand as testimony
that on the brink of hell itself human nature is not wholly lost.
There is still the spark of His image, however overlaid by the
slum. And let it forever wipe out the score of my dog, and mine.
It was in one of the worst that I came upon a young girl, pretty,
innocent--Heaven knows how she had landed there. She hid her head
in her apron and wept bitterly with the shame of the thing. Around
her half a dozen old hags, rum-sodden and foul, camped on the stone
floor. As in passing I stooped over the weeping girl, one of them,
thinking I was one of the men about the place, and misunderstanding
my purpose, sprang between us like a tigress and pushed me back.

"Not her!" she cried, and shook her fist at me; "not her! It is all
right with us. We are old and tough. But she is young, and don't
you dare!"

I went out and stood under the stars, and thanked God that I was
born. Only tramps! It had been dinned into my ears until I said
it myself, God forgive me! Aye, that was what we had made of them
with our infernal machinery of rum-shop, tenement, dive, and--this
place. With Christian charity instead, what might they not have
been?




CHAPTER XI

THE BEND IS LAID BY THE HEELS



If there be any to whom the travail through which we have just come
seems like a mighty tempest in a teapot, let him quit thinking so.
It was not a small matter. To be sure, the wrong could have been
undone in a day by the authorities, had they been so minded. That
it was not undone was largely, and illogically, because no one had
a word to say in its defence. When there are two sides to a thing,
it is not difficult to get at the right of it in an argument, and
to carry public opinion for the right. But when there is absolutely
nothing to be said against a proposed reform, it seems to be human
nature--American human nature, at all events--to expect it to carry
itself through with the general good wishes but no particular lift
from any one. It is a very charming expression of our faith in the
power of the right to make its way, only it is all wrong: it will
not make its way in the generation that sits by to see it move. It
has got to be moved along, like everything else in this world, by
men. That is how we take title to the name. That is what is the
matter with half our dead-letter laws. The other half were just
still-born. It is so, at this moment, with the children's playgrounds
in New York. Probably all thinking people subscribe to-day to the
statement that it is the business of the municipality to give its
children a chance to play, just as much as to give them schools
to go to. Everybody applauds it.  The authorities do not question
it; but still they do not provide playgrounds. Private charity has
to keep a beggarly half-dozen going where there ought to be forty
or fifty, as a matter of right, not of charity. Call it official
conservatism, inertia, treachery, call it by soft names or hard;
in the end it comes to this, I suppose, that it is the whetstone
upon which our purpose is sharpened, and in that sense we have
apparently got to be thankful for it.  So a man may pummel his
adversary and accept him as a means of grace at the same time. If
there were no snags, there would be no wits to clear them away,
or strong arms to wield the axe.  It was the same story with the
Mulberry Bend.  Until the tramp lodging-houses were closed, until
the Bend was gone, it seemed as if progress were flat down impossible.
As I said, decency had to begin there, or not at all.

[Illustration: The Mulberry Bend as it was.]

Before I tackle the Bend, perhaps I had better explain how I came
to take up photographing as a--no, not exactly as a pastime. It
was never that with me. I had use for it, and beyond that I never
went. I am downright sorry to confess here that I am no good at all
as a photographer, for I would like to be. The thing is a constant
marvel to me, and an unending delight. To watch the picture come
out upon the plate that was blank before, and that saw with me for
perhaps the merest fraction of a second, maybe months before, the
thing it has never forgotten, is a new miracle every time. If I
were a clergyman I would practise photography and preach about it.
But I am jealous of the miracle.  I do not want it explained to me
in terms of HO(2) or such like formulas, learned, but so hopelessly
unsatisfying. I do not want my butterfly stuck on a pin and put in
a glass case. I want to see the sunlight on its wings as it flits
from flower to flower, and I don't care a rap what its Latin name
may be.  Anyway, it is not its name. The sun and the flower and
the butterfly know that. The man who sticks a pin in it does not,
and never will, for he knows not its language. Only the poet does
among men.  So, you see, I am disqualified from being a photographer.
Also, I am clumsy, and impatient of details. The axe was ever more
to my liking than the graving-tool. I have lived to see the day of
the axe and enjoy it, and now I rejoice in the coming of the men
and women who know; the Jane Addamses, who to heart add knowledge
and training, and with gentle hands bind up wounds which, alas!
too often I struck. It is as it should be. I only wish they would
see it and leave me out for my sins.

But there! I started out to tell about how I came to be
a photographer, and here I am, off on the subject of philanthropy
and social settlements. To be precise, then, I began taking pictures
by proxy. It was upon my midnight trips with the sanitary police
that the wish kept cropping up in me that there were some way of
putting before the people what I saw there. A drawing might have
done it, but I cannot draw, never could. There are certain sketches
of mine now on record that always arouse the boisterous hilarity
of the family. They were made for the instruction of our first baby
in wolf-lore, and I know they were highly appreciated by him at the
time. Maybe the fashion in wolves has changed since. But, anyway,
a drawing would not have been evidence of the kind I wanted. We used
to go in the small hours of the morning into the worst tenements to
count noses and see if the law against overcrowding was violated,
and the sights I saw there gripped my heart until I felt that I
must tell of them, or burst, or turn anarchist, or something.  "A
man may be a man even in a palace" in modern New York as in ancient
Rome, but not in a slum tenement. So it seemed to me, and in anger
I looked around for something to strike off his fetters with. But
there was nothing.

I wrote, but it seemed to make no impression.  One morning, scanning
my newspaper at the breakfast table, I put it down with an outcry
that startled my wife, sitting opposite. There it was, the thing
I had been looking for all those years. A four-line despatch from
somewhere in Germany, if I remember right, had it all. A way had
been discovered, it ran, to take pictures by flashlight. The darkest
corner might be photographed that way. I went to the office full
of the idea, and lost no time in looking up Dr. John T. Nagle, at
the time in charge of the Bureau of Vital Statistics in the Health
Department, to tell him of it. Dr. Nagle was an amateur photographer
of merit and a good fellow besides, who entered into my plans with
great readiness.  The news had already excited much interest among
New York photographers, professional and otherwise, and no time
was lost in communicating with the other side. Within a fortnight
a raiding party composed of Dr. Henry G. Piffard and Richard Hoe
Lawrence, two distinguished amateurs, Dr.  Nagle and myself, and
sometimes a policeman or two, invaded the East Side by night, bent
on letting in the light where it was so much needed.

At least that was my purpose. To the photographers it was a voyage
of discovery of the greatest interest; but the interest centred in
the camera and the flashlight. The police went along from curiosity;
sometimes for protection. For that they were hardly needed. It is
not too much to say that our party carried terror wherever it went.
The flashlight of those days was contained in cartridges fired from
a revolver. The spectacle of half a dozen strange men invading a
house in the midnight hour armed with big pistols which they shot
off recklessly was hardly reassuring, however sugary our speech,
and it was not to be wondered at if the tenants bolted through
windows and down fire-escapes wherever we went. But as no one was
murdered, things calmed down after a while, though months after I
found the recollection of our visits hanging over a Stanton Street
block like a nightmare. We got some good pictures; but very soon
the slum and the awkward hours palled upon the amateurs. I found
myself alone just when I needed help most.  I had made out by the
flashlight possibilities my companions little dreamed of.

[Illustration: "The tenants bolted through the windows"]

I hired a professional photographer next whom I found in dire straits.
He was even less willing to get up at 2 A.M. than my friends who
had a good excuse. He had none, for I paid him well. He repaid me
by trying to sell my photographs behind my back. I had to replevin
the negatives to get them away from him. He was a pious man, I take
it, for when I tried to have him photograph the waifs in the baby
nursery at the Five Points House of Industry, as they were saying
their "Now I lay me down to sleep," and the plate came out blank
the second time, he owned up that it was his doing: it went against
his principles to take a picture of any one at prayers. So I had
to get another man with some trouble and expense. But on the whole
I think the experience was worth what it cost. The spectacle of a
man prevented by religious scruples from photographing children at
prayers, while plotting at the same time to rob his employer, has
been a kind of chart to me that has piloted me through more than
one quagmire of queer human nature.  Nothing could stump me after
that. The man was just as sincere in the matter of his scruple as
he was rascally in his business dealings with me.

There was at last but one way out of it; namely, for me to get a
camera myself. This I did, and with a dozen plates took myself up
the Sound to the Potter's Field on its desert island to make my
first observations. There at least I should be alone, with no one
to bother me. And I wanted a picture of the open trench. I got
it, too. When I say that with the sunlight of a January day on the
white snow I exposed that extra-quick instantaneous plate first
for six seconds, then for twelve, to make sure I got the picture,
[Footnote: Men are ever prone to doubt what they cannot understand.
With all the accumulated information on the subject, even to this
day, when it comes to taking a snap-shot, at the last moment I
weaken and take it under protest, refusing to believe that it can
be. A little more faith would make a much better photographer of
me.] and then put the plate-holder back among the rest so that I
did not know which was which, amateur photographers will understand
the situation. I had to develop the whole twelve to get one picture.
That was so dark, almost black, from over-exposure as to be almost
hopeless. But where there is life there is hope, if you can apply
that maxim to the Potter's Field, where there are none but dead
men. The very blackness of my picture proved later on, when I came
to use it with a magic lantern, the taking feature of it. It added
a gloom to the show more realistic than any the utmost art of
professional skill might have attained.

So I became a photographer, after a fashion, and thereafter took
the pictures myself. I substituted a frying-pan for the revolver,
and flashed the light on that. It seemed more homelike. But, as I
said, I am clumsy. Twice I set fire to the house with the apparatus,
and once to myself. I blew the light into my own eyes on that
occasion, and only my spectacles saved me from being blinded for
life. For more than an hour after I could see nothing and was led
about by my companion, helpless. Photographing Joss in Chinatown
nearly caused a riot there. It seems that it was against _their_
religious principles. Peace was made only upon express assurance
being given the guardians of Joss that his picture would be hung in
the "gallery at Police Headquarters." They took it as a compliment.
The "gallery" at Headquarters is the rogues' gallery, not generally
much desired. Those Chinese are a queer lot, but when I remembered
my Christian friend of the nursery I did not find it in me to blame
them. Once, when I was taking pictures about Hell's Kitchen, I was
confronted by a wild-looking man with a club, who required me to
subscribe to a general condemnation of reporters as "hardly fit to
be flayed alive," before he would let me go; the which I did with
a right good will, though with somewhat of a mental reservation in
favor of my rivals in Mulberry Street, who just then stood in need
of special correction.

What with one thing and another, and in spite of all obstacles, I
got my pictures, and put some of them to practical use at once. I
recall a midnight expedition to the Mulberry Bend with the sanitary
police that had turned up a couple of characteristic cases of
overcrowding. In one instance two rooms that should at most have
held four or five sleepers were found to contain fifteen, a week-old
baby among them. Most of them were lodgers and slept there for "five
cents a spot." There was no pretence of beds. When the report was
submitted to the Health Board the next day, it did not make much
of an impression--these things rarely do, put in mere words--until
my negatives, still dripping from the dark-room, came to reenforce
them. From them there was no appeal. It was not the only instance
of the kind by a good many. Neither the landlord's protests nor
the tenant's plea "went" in face of the camera's evidence, and I
was satisfied.

[Illustration: Lodgers at Five Cents a Spot]

I had at last an ally in the fight with the Bend.  It was needed,
worse even than in the campaign against the police lodging-houses,
for in that we were a company, in the Bend I was alone. From the
day--I think it was in the winter of 1886--when it was officially
doomed to go by act of legislature until it did go, nine years
later, I cannot remember that a cat stirred to urge it on. Whether
it was that it had been bad so long that people thought it could not
be otherwise, or because the Five Points had taken all the reform
the Sixth Ward had coming to it, or because, by a sort of tacit
consent, the whole matter was left to me as the recognized Mulberry
Bend crank--whichever it was, this last was the practical turn it
took. I was left to fight it out by myself. Which being so, I laid
in a stock of dry plates and buckled to.

The Bend was a much jollier adversary than the police lodging-houses.
It kicked back. It did not have to be dragged into the discussion
at intervals, but crowded in unbidden. In the twenty years of my
acquaintance with it as a reporter I do not believe there was a week
in which it was not heard from in the police reports, generally in
connection with a crime of violence, a murder or a stabbing affray.
It was usually on Sunday, when the Italians who lived there were
idle and quarreled over their cards. Every fight was the signal
for at least two more, sometimes a dozen, for they clung to their
traditions and met all efforts of the police to get at the facts
with their stubborn "fix him myself." And when the detectives
had given up in dismay and the man who was cut had got out of the
hospital, pretty soon there was news of another fight, and the feud
had been sent on one step. By far the most cheering testimony that
our Italian is becoming one of us came to me a year or two ago in
the evidence that on two occasions Mulberry Street had refused to
hide a murderer even in his own village.  [Footnote: The Italians
here live usually grouped by "villages," that is, those from the
same community with the same patron saint keep close together.
The saint's name-day is their local holiday. If the police want to
find an Italian scamp, they find out first from what village he
hails, then it is a simple matter, usually, to find where he is
located in the city.] That was conclusive. It was not so in those
days.  So, between the vendetta, the mafia, the ordinary neighborhood
feuds, and the Bend itself, always picturesque if outrageously
dirty, it was not hard to keep it in the foreground. My scrap-book
from the year 1883 to 1896 is one running comment on the Bend and
upon the official indolence that delayed its demolition nearly
a decade after it had been decreed. But it all availed nothing to
hurry up things, until, in a swaggering moment, after four years
of that sort of thing, one of the City Hall officials condescended
to inform me of the real cause of the delay. It was simply that
"no one down there had been taking any interest in the thing."

[Illustration: Bandits' Roost--a Mulberry Bend Alley.]

I could not have laid it out for him to suit my case better than he
did. It was in the silly season, and the newspapers fell greedily
upon the sensation I made. The Bend, moreover, smelled rather worse
than usual that August. They made "the people's cause" their own,
and shouted treason until the commission charged with condemning
the Bend actually did meet and greased its wheels. But at the next
turn they were down in a rut again, and the team had to be prodded
some more. It had taken two years to get a map of the proposed
park filed under the law that authorized the laying out of it.  The
commission consumed nearly six years in condemning the forty-one
lots of property, and charged the city $45,498.60 for it. The Bend
itself cost a million, and an assessment of half a million was
laid upon surrounding property for the supposed benefit of making
it over from a pig-sty into a park. Those property-owners knew
better. They hired a lawyer who in less than six weeks persuaded
the Legislature that it was an injury, not a benefit. The town had
to foot the whole bill. But at last it owned the Bend.

Instead of destroying it neck and crop, it settled down complacently
to collect the rents; that is to say, such rents as it could collect.
A good many of the tenants refused to pay, and lived rent free for
a year. It was a rare chance for the reporter, and I did not miss
it. The city as landlord in the Bend was fair game. The old houses
came down at last, and for a twelvemonth, while a reform government
sat at the City Hall, the three-acre lot lay, a veritable slough of
despond filled with unutterable nastiness, festering in the sight
of men. No amount of prodding seemed able to get it out of that,
and all the while money given for the relief of the people was
going to waste at the rate of a million dollars a year. The Small
Parks Act of 1887 appropriated that amount, and it was to be had
for the asking. But no one who had the authority asked, and as the
appropriation was not cumulative, each passing year saw the loss
of just so much to the cause of decency that was waiting without.
Eight millions had been thrown away when they finally came to ask
a million and a half to pay for the Mulberry Bend park, and then
they had to get a special law and a special appropriation because
the amount was more than "a million in one year." This in spite
of the fact that we were then in the Christmas holidays with one
year just closing and the other opening, each with its unclaimed
appropriation. I suggested that to the powers that were, but they
threw up their hands: that would have been irregular and quite
without precedent. Oh, for irregularity enough to throttle precedent
finally and for good! It has made more mischief in the world,
I verily believe, than all the other lawbreakers together. At the
very outset it had wrecked my hopes of getting the first school
playground in New York planted in the Bend by simply joining park
and school together. There was a public school in the block that
went with the rest. The Small Parks Law expressly provided for
the construction of "such and so many" buildings for the comfort,
health, and "instruction" of the people, as might be necessary.
But a school in a park! The thing had never been heard of. It would
lead to conflict between two departments!  And to this day there
is no playground in the Mulberry Bend, though the school is right
opposite.

[Illustration: Bottle Alley Mulberry Bend Headquarters of the Whyo
Gang.]

It was, nevertheless, that sort of thing that lent the inspiration
which in the end made the old Bend go. It was when, in the midst
of the discussion, they showed me a check for three cents, hung up
and framed in the Comptroller's office as a kind of red-tape joss
for the clerks to kow-tow to, I suppose.  They were part of the
system it glorified. The three cents had miscarried in the purchase
of a school site, and, when the error was found, were checked out
with all the fuss and flourish of a transaction in millions and at
a cost, I was told, of fifty dollars' worth of time and trouble.
Therefore it was hung up to be forever admired as the ripe fruit of
an infallible system. No doubt it will be there when another Tweed
has cleaned out the city's treasury to the last cent. However, it
suggested a way out to me. Two could play at that game. There is
a familiar principle of sanitary law, expressed in more than one
ordinance, that no citizen has a right to maintain a nuisance on
his premises because he is lazy or it suits his convenience in other
ways. The city is merely the aggregate of citizens in a corporation,
and must be subject to the same rules. I drew up a complaint in
proper official phrase, charging that the state of Mulberry Bend
was "detrimental to health and dangerous to life," and formally
arraigned the municipality before the Health Board for maintaining
a nuisance upon its premises.

I have still a copy of that complaint, and, as the parting shot
to the worst slum that ever was, and, let us hope, ever will be,
I quote it here in part:--

"The Bend is a mass of wreck, a dumping-ground for all manner of
filth from the surrounding tenements.  The Street-cleaning Department
has no jurisdiction over it, and the Park Department, in charge of
which it is, exercises none.

"The numerous old cellars are a source of danger to the children
that swarm over the block. Water stagnating in the holes will
shortly add the peril of epidemic disease. Such a condition as that
now prevailing in this block, with its dense surrounding population,
would not be tolerated by your department for a single day if on
private property. It has lasted here many months.

"The property is owned by the city, having been taken for the
purposes of a park and left in this condition after the demolition
of the old buildings.  The undersigned respectfully represents
that the city, in the proposed Mulberry Bend park, is at present
maintaining a nuisance, and that it is the duty of your honorable
Board to see to it that it is forthwith abolished, to which end
he prays that you will proceed at once with the enforcement of the
rules of your department prohibiting the maintaining of nuisances
within the city's limits."

If my complaint caused a smile in official quarters, it was
short-lived, except in the Sanitary Bureau, where I fancy it lurked.
For the Bend was under its windows. One whiff of it was enough to
determine the kind of report the health inspectors would have to
make when forced to act.  That night, before they got around, some
boys playing with a truck in the lots ran it down into one of the
cellar holes spoken of and were crushed under it, and so put a
point upon the matter that took the laughter out of it for good.
They went ahead with the park then.

When they had laid the sod, and I came and walked on it in defiance
of the sign to "keep off the grass," I was whacked by a policeman
for doing it, as I told in the "Ten Years' War." [Footnote: Now,
"The Battle with the Slum."] But that was all right. We had the
park. And I had been "moved on" before when I sat and shivered in
reeking hallways in that very spot, alone and forlorn in the long
ago; so that I did not mind. The children who were dancing there in
the sunlight were to have a better time, please God! We had given
them their lost chance. Looking at them in their delight now, it
is not hard to understand what happened: the place that had been
redolent of crime and murder became the most orderly in the city.
When the last house was torn down in the Bend, I counted seventeen
murders in the block all the details of which I remembered. No
doubt I had forgotten several times that number.  In the four years
after that during which I remained in Mulberry Street I was called
only once to record a deed of violence in the neighborhood, and
that was when a stranger came in and killed himself. Nor had the
Bend simply sloughed off its wickedness, for it to lodge and take
root in some other place. That would have been something; but it
was not that. The Bend had become decent and orderly because the
sunlight was let in, and shone upon children who had at last the
right to play, even if the sign "keep off the grass" was still
there. That was what the Mulberry Bend park meant. It was the story
it had to tell. And as for the sign, we shall see the last of that
yet.  The park has notice served upon it that its time is up.

[Illustration: The Mulberry Bend as it is.]

So the Bend went, and mighty glad am I that I had a hand in making
it go. The newspapers puzzled over the fact that I was not invited
to the formal opening. I was Secretary of the Small Parks Committee
at the time, and presumably even officially entitled to be bidden
to the show; though, come to think of it, our committee was a
citizens' affair and not on the pay-rolls! The Tammany Mayor who
came in the year after said that we had as much authority as "a
committee of bootblacks" about the City Hall, no more. So that it
seems as if there is a something that governs those things which
survives the accidents of politics, and which mere citizens are
not supposed to understand or meddle with. Anyway, it was best so.
Colonel Waring, splendid fellow that he was, when he grew tired of
the much talk, made a little speech of ten words that was not on
the programme, and after that the politicians went home, leaving
the park to the children. There it was in the right hands.  What
mattered the rest, then?

And now let me go back from the slum to my Brooklyn home for just
a look. I did every night, or I do not think I could have stood
it. I never lived in New York since I had a home, except for the
briefest spell of a couple of months once when my family were away,
and that nearly stifled me.  I have to be where there are trees
and birds and green hills, and where the sky is blue above. So we
built our nest in Brooklyn, on the outskirts of the great park,
while the fledglings grew, and the nest was full when the last of
our little pile had gone to make it snug. Rent was getting higher
all the time, and the deeper I burrowed in the slum, the more my
thoughts turned, by a sort of defensive instinct, to the country.
My wife laughed, and said I should have thought of that while we
yet had some money to buy or build with, but I borrowed no trouble
on that score. I was never a good business man, as I have said
before, and yet--no! I will take that back. It is going back on
the record. I trusted my accounts with the Great Paymaster, who
has all the money there is, and he never gave notice that I had
overdrawn my account. I had the feeling, and have it still, that
if you are trying to do the things which are right, and which you
were put here to do, you can and ought to leave ways and means to
Him who drew the plans, after you have done your own level best
to provide. Always that, of course. If then things don't come out
right, it is the best proof in the world, to my mind, that you have
got it wrong, and you have only to hammer away waiting for things
to shape themselves, as they are bound to do, and let in the light.
For nothing in all this world is without a purpose, and least of
all what you and I are doing, though we may not be able to make
it out. I got that faith from my mother, and it never put her to
shame, so she has often told me.

Neither did it me. It was in the winter when all our children had
the scarlet fever that one Sunday, when I was taking a long walk
out on Long Island where I could do no one any harm, I came upon
Richmond Hill, and thought it was the most beautiful spot I had
ever seen. I went home and told my wife that I had found the place
where we were going to live, and that sick-room was filled with
the scent of spring flowers and of balsam and pine as the children
listened and cheered with their feeble little voices. The very next
week I picked out the lots I wanted. There was a tangle of trees
growing on them that are shading my study window now as I write. I
did not have any money, but right then an insurance company was in
need of some one to revise its Danish policies, and my old friend
General C. T. Christensen thought I would do. And I did it, and
earned $200; whereupon Edward Wells, who was then a prosperous
druggist, offered to lend me what more I needed to buy the lots,
and the manager of our Press Bureau built me a house and took a
mortgage for all it cost. So before the next winter's snows we were
snug in the house that has been ours ever since, with a ridge of
wooded hills, the "backbone of Long Island," between New York and
us. The very lights of the city were shut out. So was the slum,
and I could sleep.

[Illustration: My Little Ones gathering Daisies for 'the Poors']

Fifteen summers have passed since. The house lies yonder, white
and peaceful under the trees.  Long since, the last dollar of the
mortgage was paid and our home freed from debt.[Footnote: I have
had my study built on the back lawn so that I may always have it
before me, and have a quiet place at the same time, where "papa is
not to be disturbed." But, though I put it as far back as I could,
I notice that they come right in.] The flag flies from it on Sundays
in token thereof. Joy and sorrow have come to us under its roof.
Children have been born, and one we carried over  the hill to the
churchyard with tears for the baby we had lost.  But He to whom we
gave it back has  turned our grief to joy. Of all our babies, the
one we lost is the only one we have kept. The others grew out of
our arms; I hardly remember them in their little white slips. But
he is our baby forever. Fifteen happy years of peace have they
been, for love held the course.

It was when the daisies bloomed in the spring that the children
brought in armfuls from the fields, and bade me take them to "the
poors" in the city.  I did as they bade me, but I never got more
than half a block from the ferry with my burden. The street children
went wild over the "posies." They pleaded and fought to get near
me, and when I had no flowers left to give them sat in the gutter
and wept with grief. The sight of it went to my heart, and I wrote
this letter to the papers. It is dated in my scrap-book June 23,
1888:--

"The trains that carry a hundred thousand people to New York's
stores and offices from their homes in the country rush over fields,
these bright June mornings, glorious with daisies and clover blossoms.
There are too many sad little eyes in the crowded tenements, where
the summer sunshine means disease and death, not play or vacation,
that will close without ever having looked upon a field of daisies.

"If we cannot give them the fields, why not the flowers? If every
man, woman, or child coming in should, on the way to the depot,
gather an armful of wild flowers to distribute in the tenements,
a mission work would be set on foot with which all the alms-giving
of this wealthy city could not be compared.

"Then why not do it? Ask your readers to try.  The pleasure of
giving the flowers to the urchins who will dog their steps in the
street, crying with hungry voices and hungry hearts for a 'posy'
will more than pay for the trouble. It will brighten the office,
the store, or the schoolroom all through the day. Let them have
no fear that their gift will not be appreciated because it costs
nothing. Not alms, but the golden rule, is what is needed in the
tenements of the poor.

"If those who have not the time or opportunity themselves will send
their flowers to 303 Mulberry Street, opposite Police Headquarters,
it will be done for them. The summer doctors employed by the Health
Department to canvass the tenements in July and August will gladly
cooperate. Let us have the flowers."

If I could have foreseen the result, I hardly think that last
paragraph would have been printed. I meant to give people a chance
to discover for themselves how much pleasure they could get out of
a little thing like taking an armful of flowers to town, but they
voted unanimously, so it seemed, to let me have it all. Flowers came
pouring in from every corner of the compass. They came in boxes,
in barrels, and in bunches, from field and garden, from town and
country. Express-wagons carrying flowers jammed Mulberry Street,
and the police came out to marvel at the row. The office was fairly
smothered in fragrance. A howling mob of children besieged it. The
reporters forgot their rivalries and lent a hand with enthusiasm
in giving out the flowers.  The Superintendent of Police detailed
five stout patrolmen to help carry the abundance to points of
convenient distribution. Wherever we went, fretful babies stopped
crying and smiled as the messengers of love were laid against their
wan cheeks. Slovenly women courtesied and made way.

"The good Lord bless you," I heard as I passed through a dark
hall, "but you are a good man. No such has come this way before."
Oh! the heartache of it, and yet the joy! The Italians in the
Barracks stopped quarreling to help keep order. The worst street
became suddenly good and neighborly. A year or two after, Father
John Tabb, priest and poet, wrote, upon reading my statement that
I had seen an armful of daisies keep the peace of a block better
than the policeman's club:--


  Peacemakers ye, the daisies, from the soil
  Upbreathing wordless messages of love,
  Soothing of earth-born brethren the toil
  And lifting e'en the lowliest above.


Ay, they did. The poet knew it; the children knew it; the slum knew
it. It lost its grip where the flowers went with their message. I
saw it.

I saw, too, that I had put my hand to a task that was too great
for me, yet which I might not give over, once I had taken it up.
Every day the slum showed me that more clearly. The hunger for
the beautiful that gnawed at its heart was a constant revelation.
Those little ones at home were wiser than I. At most I had made
out its stomach. This was like cutting windows for souls that were
being shrunk and dwarfed in their mean setting. Shut them up once
the sunlight had poured in--never!  I could only drive ahead, then,
until a way opened.  Somewhere beyond it was sure to do that.

And it did. Among the boxes from somewhere out in Jersey came one
with the letters I. H. N. on.  I paid little attention to it then,
but when more came so marked, I noticed that they were not all from
one place, and made inquiries as to what the letters meant. So I
was led to the King's Daughters' headquarters, where I learned that
they stood for "In His Name." I liked the sentiment; I took to it
at once. And I liked the silver cross upon which it was inscribed.
I sometimes wish I had lived--no! I do not. That's dreaming.  I
have lived in the best of all times, when you do not have to dream
things good, but can help make them so. All the same, when I put
on the old crusader's cross which King Christian sent me a year
ago from Denmark, and think of the valiant knights who wore it, I
feel glad and proud that, however far behind, I may ride in their
train.

[Illustration]

So I put on the silver cross, and in the Broadway Tabernacle spoke
to the members of the order, asking them to make this work theirs.
They did it at once.  A committee was formed, and in the summer of
1890 it opened an office in the basement of the Mariners' Temple,
down in the Fourth Ward. The Health Department's summer doctors
were enlisted, and the work took a practical turn from the start.
There were fifty of the doctors, whose duty it was to canvass the
thirty thousand tenements during the hot season and prescribe for
the sick poor. They had two months to do it in, and with the utmost
effort, if they were to cover their ground, could only get around
once to each family. In a great many cases that was as good as
nothing. They might as well have stayed away, for what was wanted
was advice, instruction, a friendly lift out of a hopeless rut,
more than medicine. We hired a nurse, and where they pointed there
she went, following their track and bringing the things the doctor
could not give.  It worked well. At the end of the year, when
we would have shut up shop, we found ourselves with three hundred
families on our hands, to leave whom would have been rank treachery.
So we took a couple of rooms in a tenement, and held on. And from
this small beginning has grown the King's Daughters' settlement,
which to-day occupies two houses at 48 and 50 Henry Street, doing
exactly the same kind of work as when they began in the next block.
The flowers were and are the open sesame to every home. They wrere
laughed at by some at the start; but that was because they did not
know.  They are not needed now to open doors; the little cross is
known for a friend wherever it goes.

We sometimes hear it said, and it is true, that the poor are more
charitable among themselves than the outside world is to them.
It is because they know the want; and it only goes to prove that
human nature is at bottom good, not bad. In real straits it comes
out strongest. So, if you can only make the others see, will they
do. The trouble is, they do not know, and some of us seem to have
cotton in our ears: we are a little hard of hearing.  Yet, whenever
we put it to the test, up-town rang true. I remember the widow
with three or four little ones who had to be wheeled if she were to
be able to get about as the doctor insisted. There was no nursery
within reach. And I remember the procession of baby-carriages
that answered our appeal.  It strung clear across the street into
Chatham Square.  Whatever we needed we got. We saw the great heart
of our city, and it was good to see.

Personally I had little to do with it, except to form the link
with the official end of it, the summer doctors, etc., and to make
trouble occasionally. As, for instance, when I surreptitiously
supplied an old couple we had charge of with plug tobacco. The
ladies took it ill, but, then, they had never smoked.  I had, and
I know what it is to do without tobacco, for the doctor cut my
supply off a long while ago.  Those two were old, very old, and
they wanted their pipe, and they got it. I suppose it was irregular,
but I might as well say it here that I would do the same thing again,
without doubt. I feel it in my bones. So little have I profited. But,
good land! a pipe is not a deadly sin. For the rest, I was mighty
glad to see things managed with system.  It was a new experience
to me. On the _Tribune_ I had a kind of license to appeal now and
again for some poor family I had come across, and sometimes a good
deal of money came in. It was hateful to find that it did not always
do the good it ought to.  I bring to mind the aged bookkeeper and
his wife whom I found in a Greene Street attic in a state of horrid
want. He had seen much better days, and it was altogether a very
pitiful case. My appeal brought in over $300, which, in my delight,
I brought him in a lump. The next morning, when going home at three
o'clock, whom should I see in a vile Chatham Street dive, gloriously
drunk, and in the clutches of a gang of Sixth Ward cutthroats,
but my protege, the bookkeeper, squandering money right and left.
I caught sight of him through the open door, and in hot indignation
went in and yanked him out, giving him a good talking to.  The gang
followed, and began hostilities at once.  But for the providential
coming of two policemen, we should probably have both fared ill. I
had the old man locked up in the Oak Street Station. For a wonder,
he had most of the money yet, and thereafter I spent it for him.

On another occasion we were deliberately victimized--the reporters
in Mulberry Street, I mean--by a man with a pitiful story of hardship,
which we took as truth and printed. When I got around there the
next morning to see about it, I found that some neighborhood roughs
had established a toll-gate in the alley, charging the pitying
visitors who came in shoals a quarter for admission to the show in
the garret. The man was a fraud. That was right around the corner
from a place where, years before, I used to drop a nickel in a
beggar woman's hand night after night as I went past, because she
had a baby cradled on her wheezy little hand-organ, until one night
the baby rolled into the gutter, and I saw that it was a rag baby,
and that the woman was drunk. It was on such evidence as this, both
as to them and myself, that I early pinned my faith to organized
charity as just orderly charity, and I have found good reasons
since to confirm me in the choice. If any doubt had lingered in my
mind, my experience in helping distribute the relief fund to the
tornado sufferers at Woodhaven a dozen years ago would have dispelled
it. It does seem as if the chance of getting something for nothing
is, on the whole, the greatest temptation one can hold out to frail
human nature, whether in the slum, in Wall Street, or out where
the daisies grow.

Everything takes money. Our work takes a good deal. It happened
more than once, when the bills came in, that there was nothing to
pay them with.  Now these were times to put to the test my faith,
as recorded above. My associates in the Board will bear me out
that it was justified. It is true that the strain was heavy once or
twice. I recall one afternoon, as do they, when we sat with bills
amounting to $150 before us and not a cent in the bank, so the
treasurer reported. Even as she did, the mail-carrier brought two
letters, both from the same town, as it happened--Morristown, N.J.
Each of them contained a check for $75, one from a happy mother
"in gratitude and joy," the other from "one stricken by a great
sorrow" that had darkened her life. Together they made the sum
needed. We sat and looked at each other dumbly. To me it was not
strange: that was my mother's faith. But I do not think we, any
of us, doubled after that; and we had what we needed, as we needed
it.




CHAPTER XII

I BECOME AN AUTHOR AND RESUME MY INTERRUPTED CAREER AS A LECTURER



For more than a year I had knocked at the doors of the various
magazine editors with my pictures, proposing to tell them how the
other half lived, but no one wanted to know. One of the Harpers,
indeed, took to the idea, but the editor to whom he sent me treated
me very cavalierly. Hearing that I had taken the pictures myself,
he proposed to buy them at regular photographer's rates and "find
a man who could write" to tell the story. We did not part with
mutual expressions of esteem. I gave up writing for a time then, and
tried the church doors.  That which was bottled up within me was,
perhaps, getting a trifle too hot for pen and ink. In the church
one might, at all events, tell the truth unhindered.  So I thought;
but there were cautious souls there, too, who held the doors against
Mulberry Street and the police reporter. It was fair, of course,
that they should know who I was, but I thought it sufficient
introduction that I was a deacon in my own church out on Long
Island.  They did not, it seemed. My stock of patience, never very
large, was showing signs of giving out, and I retorted hotly that
then, if they wanted to know, I was a reporter, and perhaps Mulberry
Street had as much sanctity in it as a church that would not listen
to its wrongs. They only shut the doors a little tighter at that.
It did not mend matters that about that time I tried a little
truth-telling in my own fold and came to grief. It did not prove
to be any more popular on Long Island than in New York. I resigned
the diaconate and was thinking of hiring a hall--a theatre could be
had on Sunday--wherein to preach my lay sermon, when I came across
Dr. Schauffler, the manager of the City Mission Society, and Dr.
Josiah Strong, the author of "Our Country." They happened to be
together, and saw at once the bearing of my pictures. Remembering
my early experience with the magic lantern, I had had slides made
from my negatives, and on February 28, 1888, I told their story in
the Broadway Tabernacle. Thereafter things mended somewhat. Plymouth
Church and Dr. Parkhurst's opened their doors to me and the others
fell slowly into line.

I had my say and felt better. I found a note from Dr. Schauffler
among my papers the other day that was written on the morning after
that first speech.  He was pleased with it and with the collection
of $143.50 for the mission cause. I remember it made me smile a
little grimly. The fifty cents would have come handy for lunch that
day. It just happened that I did not have any. It happened quite
often.  I was, as I said, ever a bad manager. I mention it here
because of two letters that came while I have been writing this, and
which I may as well answer now. One asks me to lift the mortgage
from the writer's home. I get a good many of that kind.  The
writers seem to think I have much money and might want to help them.
I should like nothing better. To go around, if one were rich, and
pay off mortgages on little homes, so that the owners when they had
got the interest together by pinching and scraping should find it
all gone and paid up without knowing how, seems to me must be the
very finest fun in all the world. But I shall never be able to do
it, for I haven't any other money than what I earn with my pen and
by lecturing, and never had. So their appeals only make me poorer
by a two-cent stamp for an answer to tell them that, and make them
no richer. The other letter asks why I and other young men who
have had to battle with the world did not go to the Young Men's
Christian Association, or to the missionaries, for help. I do not
know about the others, but I did not want anybody to help me. There
were plenty that were worse off and needed help more. The only time
I tried was when Pater Breton, the good French priest in Buffalo,
tried to get me across to France to fight for his country, and
happily did not succeed. As to battling with the world, that is
good for a young man, much better than to hang on to somebody for
support A little starvation once in a while even is not out of
the way. We eat too much anyhow, and when you have fought your way
through a tight place, you are the better for it. I am afraid that
is not always the case when you have been shoved through.

And then again, as I have just told, when I did go to the ministers
with a fair proposition, they did not exactly jump at it. No, it
was better the way it was.

The thing I had sought vainly so long came in the end by another
road than I planned. One of the editors of _Scribner's Magazine_
saw my pictures and heard their story in his church, and came to
talk the matter over with me. As a result of that talk I wrote an
article that appeared in the Christmas _Scribner's_, 1889, under the
title "How the Other Half Lives," and made an instant impression.
That was the beginning of better days.

Before I let the old depart I must set down an incident of
my reporter's experience that crowds in with a good hearty laugh,
though it was not the slum that sent me to the Church of the Holy
Communion over on Sixth Avenue. And though the door was shut in my
face, it was not by the rector, or with malice prepense. A despatch
from the Tenderloin police station had it that the wife of the
Rev. Dr. Henry Mottet was locked up there, out of her mind. We had
no means of knowing that Dr. Mottet was at that time a confirmed
bachelor.  So I went over to condole with him, and incidentally
to ask what was the matter with his wife, any way. The servant who
came to the door did not know whether the doctor was in; she would
go and see. But even as she said it the wind blew the door shut
behind her. It had a snap-lock.

"Oh!" she said, "I am shut out. If the doctor isn't in the house,
I can't get in."

We rang, but no one came. There was only one way: to try the windows.
The poor girl could not be left in the street. So we went around
the rectory and found one unlatched. She gave me a leg up, and I
raised the sash and crawled in.

Halfway in the room, with one leg over the sill, I became dimly
conscious of a shape there. Tall and expectant, it stood between
the door-curtains.

"Well, sir! and who are you?" it spoke sternly.

I climbed over the sill and put the question myself: "And who are
you, sir?"

"I am Dr. Mottet, and live in this house." He had been in after
all and had come down to hear what the ringing was about. "And now
may I ask, sir--?"

"Certainly, you may. I am a reporter from Police Headquarters, come
up to tell you that your wife is locked up in the Thirtieth Street
police station."

The doctor looked fixedly at me for a full minute.  Then he slowly
telescoped his tall frame into an armchair, and sank down, a look
of comic despair settling upon his face.

"O Lord!" he sighed heavily. "A strange man climbs through my
parlor window to tell me, a bachelor, that my wife is locked up in
the police station. What will happen next?"

And then we laughed together and made friends.  The woman was just
an ordinary lunatic.

I was late home from the office one evening the week my Christmas
article was printed. My wife was waiting for me at the door, looking
down the street. I saw that she had something on her mind, but the
children were all right, she said; nothing was amiss. Supper over,
she drew a chair to the fire and brought out a letter.

"I read it," she nodded. It was our way. The commonest business
letter is to me a human document when she has read it. Besides, she
knows so much more than I. Her heart can find a way where my head
bucks blindly against stone walls.

The letter was from Jeanette Gilder, of the _Critic_, asking if
I had thought of making my article into a book. If so, she knew a
publisher.  My chance had come. I was at last to have my say.

I should have thought I would have shouted and carried on. I
didn't. We sat looking into the fire together, she and I. Neither
of us spoke. Then we went up to the children. They slept sweetly
in their cribs. I saw a tear in her eye as she bent over the baby's
cradle, and caught her to me, questioning.

"Shall we lose you now?" she whispered, and hid her head on my
shoulder. I do not know what jealous thought of authors being wedded
to their work had come into her mind; or, rather, I do. I felt it,
and in my heart, while I held her close, I registered a vow which
I have kept. It was the last tear she shed for me. Our daughter
pouts at her father now and then; says I am "fierce." But She comes
with her sewing to sit where I write, and when she comes the sun
shines.

Necessarily, for a while, my new work held me very close. "How the
Other Half Lives" was written at night while the house slept, for
I had my office work to attend to in the day. Then it was my habit
to light the lamps in all the rooms of the lower story and roam
through them with my pipe, for I do most of my writing on my feet.
I began the book with the new year. In November it was published,
and on the day it came out I joined the staff of the _Evening
Sun_. I merely moved up one flight of stairs. Mulberry Street was
not done with me yet, nor I with it.

I had had a falling out with the manager of the Associated Press
Bureau,--the _Tribune_ had retired from the copartnership some
years before,--and during one brief summer ran an opposition shop
of my own. I sold police news to all the papers, and they fell away
from the Bureau with such hearty unanimity that the manager came
around and offered to farm out the department to me entirely if
I would join forces. But independence was ever sweet to me, and
in this instance it proved profitable even. I made at least three
times as much money as before, but I did it at such cost of energy
and effort that I soon found it could not last, even with the
phenomenal streak of good luck I had struck. It seemed as if I had
only to reach out to turn up news. I hear people saying once in a
while that there is no such thing as luck.  They are wrong. There
is; I know it. It runs in streaks, like accidents and fires.
The thing is to get in the way of it and keep there till it comes
along, then hitch on, and away you go. It is the old story of the
early bird. I got up at five o'clock, three hours before any of my
competitors, and sometimes they came down to the office to find my
news hawked about the street in extras of their own papers.

One way or another, a fight there was always on hand. That seemed
foreordained. If it was not "the opposition" it was the police.
When Mulberry Street took a rest the publisher's "reader" began it,
and the proof-reader. This last is an enemy of human kind anyhow.
Not only that he makes you say things you never dreamed of, but
his being so cocksure that he knows better every time, is a direct
challenge to a fight. The "reader" is tarred with the same stick.
He is the one who passes on the manuscript, and he has an ingrown
hatred of opinion. If a man has that, he is his enemy before he
ever sets eye on him. He passed on my manuscript with a blue pencil
that laid waste whole pages, once a whole chapter, with a stroke.
It was like sacking a conquered city. But he did not die in his
sins. I joined battle at the first sight of that blue pencil. The
publishers said their reader was a very capable man. So he was, and
a fine fellow to boot; had forgotten more than I ever knew, except
as to the other half, of which he did not know anything. I suggested
to the firm that if they did not think so, they had better let
him write a book to suit, or else print mine as I wrote it. It was
fair, and they took my view of it. So did he.  The blue pencil went
out of commission.

How deadly tired I was in those days I do not think I myself knew
until I went to Boston one evening to help discuss sweating at the
Institute of Technology. I had an hour to spare, and went around
into Beacon Street to call upon a friend. I walked mechanically up
the stoop and rang the bell. My friend was not in, said the servant
who came to the door. Who should she say called? I stood and looked
at her like a fool: I had forgotten my name. I was not asleep;
I was rummaging in an agony of dread and excitement through every
corner and crevice of my brain for my own name, but I did not find
it. As slowly as I could, to gain time, I reached for my card-case
and fumbled for a card, hoping to remember. But no ray came. Until
I actually read my name on my card it was as utterly gone as if
I had never heard it. If the people of Boston got anything out of
my speech that day they did better than I. All the time I spoke
something kept saying over within me: "You are a nice fellow to
make a speech at the Institute of Technology; you don't even know
your own name."

After that I was haunted by a feeling that I would lose myself
altogether, and got into the habit of leaving private directions in
the office where I would probably be found, should question arise.
It arose at last in a Brooklyn church where I was making a speech
with my magic-lantern pictures.  While I spoke a feeling kept
growing upon me that I ought to be down in the audience looking at
the pictures. It all seemed a long way off and in no way related to
me. Before I knew it, or any one had time to notice, I had gone
down and taken a front seat. I sat there for as much as five minutes
perhaps, while the man with the lantern fidgeted and the audience
wondered, I suppose, what was coming next. Then it was the pictures
that did not change which fretted me; with a cold chill I knew I
had been lost, and went back and finished the speech.  No one was
any the wiser, apparently. But I was glad when, the following week,
I wrote the last page in my book. That night, my wife insists,
I deliberately turned a somersault on the parlor carpet while the
big children cheered and the baby looked on, wide-eyed, from her
high chair.

I preserve among my cherished treasures two letters of that period
from James Russell Lowell. In one of them he gives me permission to
use the verses with which I prefaced the book. They were the text
from which I preached my sermon. He writes that he is "glad they
have so much life left in them after forty years." But those verses
will never die. They tell in a few lines all I tried to tell on
three hundred pages. The other letter was written when he had read
the book. I reproduce it here.

[Illustration: Mr. Lowell's Letter.]

For myself I have never been able to satisfactorily explain the
great run "How the Other Half Lives" had. It is a curiously popular
book even to-day.  Perhaps it was that I had had it in me so long
that it burst out at last with a rush that caught on. The title had
a deal to do with it. Mr. Howells asked me once where I got it. I
did not get it. It came of itself. Like Topsy, it growed. It had run
in my mind ever since I thought of the things I tried to describe.
Then there was the piece of real good luck that Booth's "In Darkest
England" was published just then. People naturally asked, "how
about New York?" That winter Ward McAllister wrote his book about
society as he had found it, and the circuit was made. Ministers
preached about the contrast." How the Other Half Lives "ran from
edition to edition. There was speedily a demand for more "copy,"
and I wrote "The Children of the Poor," following the same track.
Critics said there were more "bones" in it, but it was never popular
like the "Other Half."

By "bones" I suppose they meant facts to tie to.  They were scarce
enough at that stage of the inquiry.  I have in my desk a table
giving the ages at which children get their teeth that bears witness
to that. I had been struggling with the problem of child-labor in
some East Side factories, and was not making any headway. The children
had certificates, one and all, declaring them to be "fourteen," and
therefore fit to be employed. It was perfectly evident that they
were not ten in scores of cases, but the employer shrugged his
shoulders and pointed to the certificate. The father, usually a
tailor, would not listen at all, but went right on ironing. There
was no birth registry to fall back on; that end of it was neglected.
There seemed to be no way of proving the fact, yet the fact was
there and must be proven. My own children were teething at the time,
and it gave me an idea. I got Dr. Tracy to write out that table
for me, showing at what age the dog-teeth should appear, when the
molars, etc. Armed with that I went into the factories and pried
open the little workers' mouths.  The girls objected: their teeth
were quite generally bad; but I saw enough to enable me to speak
positively.  Even allowing for the backwardness of the slum, it
was clear that a child that had not yet grown its dog-teeth was not
"fourteen," for they should have been cut at twelve at the latest.
Three years later the Reinhardt Committee reported to the Legislature
that the net result of the Factory Law was a mass of perjury and
child-labor, and day began to dawn for the little ones, too.

Rough ways and rough work? Yes, but you must use the tools that
come to hand, and be glad for them, if you want to get things done.
Bludgeons were needed just then, and, after all, you can get a good
deal of fun out of one when it is needed.  I know I did. By that
time the whole battle with the slum had evolved itself out of
the effort to clean one pig-sty, and, as for my own share in it,
to settle for one dead dog. It was raging all along the line with
demands for tenement-house reform and the destruction of the old
rookeries; for parks for the people who were penned up in the slum;
for playgrounds for their children; for decent teaching and decent
schools. There were too many dark spots in New York where we had
neither. So dense was the ignorance of the ruling powers of the
needs and real condition of the public schools, which, on parade
days, they spoke of sententiously as the "corner-stone of our
liberties," while the people cheered the sentiment, that it was
related how a Tammany Mayor had appointed to the office of school
trustee in the Third Ward a man who had been dead a whole year,
and how, when the world marvelled, it had been laughed off at the
City Hall with the comment that what did it matter: there were no
schools in the ward; it was the wholesale grocery district. I do
not know how true it was, but there was no reason why it might not
be. It was exactly on a par with the rest of it. I do not mean to
say that there were no good schools in New York. There were some as
good as anywhere; for there were high-souled teachers who redeemed
even the slough we were in from utter despair. But they were there
in spite of it and they were far from being the rule.  Let us hope
for the day when that shall have been reversed as a statement of
fact. No one will hail it more gladly than I. There is an easy way
of putting it to the test; we did it once before.  Broach a measure
of school reform and see what the question is that will be asked by
the teachers.  If it is, "How is it going to benefit the children?"
hoist the flag; the day of deliverance is at hand.  In the battle
I refer to that question was not asked once. The teachers stood
shoulder to shoulder for _their_ rights, let the children fare as
they might.

However, that is an old grievance. We had it out over it once,
and I have no mind to rip it up again unless it is needed. My own
father was a teacher; perhaps that is one reason why I revere the
calling so that I would keep its skirts clear of politics at any
hazard. Another is that I most heartily subscribe to the statement
that the public school is the corner-stone of our liberties, and
to the sentiment that would keep the flag flying over it always.
Only I want as much respect for the flag: a clean school under an
unsoiled flag! So we shall pull through; not otherwise. The thing
requires no argument.

[Illustration: The Boys' "Playground" in an Old-time School.]

My own effort in that fight was mainly for decent schoolhouses,
for playgrounds, and for a truant school to keep the boys out of
jail. If I was not competent to argue over the curriculum with a
professor of pedagogy, I could tell, at least, if a schoolroom was
so jammed that to let me pass into the next room the children in
the front seat had to rise and stand; or if there was light enough
for them to see their slates or the blackboard. Nor did it take
the wisdom of a Solomon to decide that a dark basement room, thirty
by fifty feet, full of rats, was not a proper place for a thousand
children to call their only "playground." Play, in the kindergarten
scheme, is the "normal occupation of the child through which he first
begins to perceive moral relations." Nice kind of morals burrowed
there for him! There was, in the whole of Manhattan, but a single
outdoor playground attached to a public school, and that was an old
burial-ground in First Street that had been wrested from the dead
with immense toil. When I had fed fat my grudge upon these things,
I could still go where the public school children came, and learn,
by a little judicious pumping, how my friend, the professor, had
stored their minds. That is, if they did not come to me.  Many
hundreds of them did, when under Roosevelt we needed two thousand
new policemen, and it was from some of them we learned that among
the thirteen States which formed the Union were "England, Ireland,
Wales, Belfast, and Cork"; that Abraham Lincoln was "murdered
by Ballington Booth," and that the Fire Department was in charge
of the city government when the Mayor was away.  Don't I wish it
were, and that they would turn the hose on a while! What a lot of
trouble it would save us in November.

As for a truant school, the lack of one was the worst outrage of
all, for it compelled the sending of boys, who had done no worse
harm than to play hooky on a sunny spring day, to a jail with iron
bars in the windows. For the boy who did this wicked thing--let me
be plain about it and say that if he had not; if he had patiently
preferred some of the schools I knew to a day of freedom out in
the sunshine, I should have thought him a miserable little lunkhead
quite beyond hope! As for those who locked him up, almost nothing
I can think of would be bad enough for them. The whole effort of
society should be, and is getting to be more and more, thank goodness
and common sense, to keep the boy out of jail. To run to it with
him the moment the sap begins to boil up in him and he does any
one of the thousand things we have all done or wanted to do if we
dared, why, it is sinful folly. I am not saying that there are not
boys who ought to be in jail, though to my mind it is the poorest
use you can put them to; but to put truants there, to learn all
the tricks the jail has to teach, with them in the frame of mind
in which it receives them,--for boys are not fools, whatever those
who are set over them may be, and they know when they are ill-used,--I
know of nothing so wickedly wasteful. That was our way; is still
in fact, to a large extent, though the principle has been disavowed
as both foul and foolish. But in those days the defenders of the
system--Heaven save the mark!--fought for it yet, and it was give
and take right along, every day and all day.

Before this, in time to bear a strong hand in it all, there had come
into the field a new force that was destined to give both energy
and direction to our scattered efforts for reform. Up till then
we had been a band of guerillas, the incentive proceeding usually
from Dr. Felix Adler, Mrs.  Josephine Shaw Lowell, or some one of
their stamp; and the rest of us joining in to push _that_ cart up
the hill, then taking time to breathe until another came along that
needed a lift. The social settlements, starting as neighborhood
guilds to reassert the lost brotherhood, became almost from the first
the fulcrum, as it were, whence the lever for reform was applied,
because the whole idea of that reform was to better the lot of those
whom the prosperous up-town knew vaguely only as "the poor." If
parks were wanted, if schools needed bettering, there were at the
College Settlement, the University Settlement, the Nurses' Settlement,
and at a score of other such places, young enthusiasts to collect
the facts and to urge them, with the prestige of their non-political
organization to back them. The Hull House out in Chicago set the
pace, and it was kept up bravely at this end of the line. For one,
I attached myself as a kind of volunteer "auxiliary" to the College
Settlement--that was what the girls there called me--and to any one
that would have me, and so in a few years' time slid easily into
the day when my ruder methods were quite out of date and ready to
be shelved.

How it came about that, almost before I knew it, my tongue was
enlisted in the fight as well as my pen I do not know myself. It
could not be because I had a "silver-tongue," for I read in the
local newspaper one day when I had been lecturing in the western
part of the state that "a voluble German with a voice like a
squeaky cellar-door" had been in town. It seems that I had fallen
into another newspaper row, all unsuspecting, and was in the
opposition editor's camp. But, truly, I lay no claim to eloquence.
So it must have been the facts, again.  There is nothing like them.
Whatever it was, it made me smile sometimes in the middle of a
speech to think of the prophecies when I was a schoolboy that "my
tongue would be my undoing" for here it was helping right wrongs
instead. In fact, that was what it had tried to do in the old days
when the teachers were tyrannical. It entered the lists here when
Will Craig, a clerk in the Health Department, with whom I had struck
up a friendship, helped me turn my photographs into magic-lantern
slides by paying the bills, and grew from that, until now my winters
are spent on the lecture platform altogether. I always liked the
work. It tires less than the office routine, and you feel the touch
with your fellows more than when you sit and write your message.
Also, if you wish to learn about a thing, the best way is always
to go and try to teach some one else that thing. I never make a
speech on a subject I am familiar with but that I come away knowing
more about it than I did at the start, though no one else may have
said a word.

Then there is the chairman. You never can tell what sort of
surprise is in store for you. In a Massachusetts town last winter
I was hailed on the stage by one of his tribe, a gaunt, funereal
sort of man, who wanted to know what he should say about me.

"Oh," said I, in a spirit of levity, "say anything you like. Say
I am the most distinguished citizen in the country. They generally
do."

Whereupon my funereal friend marched upon the stage and calmly
announced to the audience that he did not know this man Riis, whom
he was charged with introducing, never heard of him.

"He tells me," he went on with never a wink, "that he is the most
distinguished citizen in the country. You can judge for yourselves
when you have heard him."

I thought at first it was some bad kind of joke; but no! He was
not that kind of man. I do not suppose he had smiled since he was
born. Maybe he was an undertaker. Assuredly, he ought to be.  But
he had bowels after all. Instead of going off the stage and leaving
me blue with rage, he stayed to exhort the audience in a fifteen
minutes' speech to vote right, or something of that sort. The single
remark, when at last he turned his back, that it was a relief to
have him "extinguished," made us men and brothers, that audience
and me. I think of him with almost as much pleasure as I do of that
city editor chap out in Illinois who came blowing upon the platform
at the last minute and handed me a typewritten speech with the question
if that would do. I read it over. It began with the statement that
it was the general impression that all newspapermen were liars,
and went on by easy stages to point out that there were exceptions,
myself for instance.  The rest was a lot of praise to which I had
no claim. I said so, and that I wished he would leave it out.

"Oh, well," he said, with a happy smile, "don't you see it gives
you your cue. Then you can turn around and say that anyway I am a
liar."

With tongue or pen, the argument shaped itself finally into the
fundamental one for the rescue of the home imperiled by the slum.
There all roads met. Good citizenship hung upon that issue. Say
what you will, a man cannot live like a pig and vote like a man.
The dullest of us saw it. The tenement had given to New York the
name of "the homeless city." But with that gone which made life
worth living, what were liberty worth? With no home to cherish, how
long before love of country would be an empty sound? Life, liberty,
pursuit of happiness? Wind! says the slum, and the slum is right
if we let it be. We cannot get rid of the tenements that shelter
two million souls in New York to-day, but we set about making them
at least as nearly fit to harbor human souls as might be.  That
will take a long time yet. But a beginning was made. With reform
looming upon the heels of the Lexow disclosures came the Gilder
Tenement-House Commission in the autumn of 1894.

[ Picture of an entitled "Typical East Side Tenement Block" subtitled
"Five hundred babies in it, not one bathtub"]

Greater work was never done for New York than by that faithful body
of men. The measure of it is not to be found in what was actually
accomplished, though the volume of that was great, but in what it
made possible. Upon the foundations they laid down we may build for
all time and be the better for it. Light and air acquired a legal
claim, and where the sun shines into the slum, the slum is doomed.
The worst tenements were destroyed; parks were opened, schools
built, playgrounds made. The children's rights were won back for
them. The slum denied them even the chance to live, for it was shown
that the worst rear tenements murdered the babies at the rate of
one in five. The Commission made it clear that the legislation that
was needed was "the kind that would root out every old ramshackle
disease-breeding tenement in the city." That was the way to begin
it. As to the rest of them, it laid the foundation deeper yet, for
it made us see that life in them "conduces to the corruption of
the young." That told it all. It meant that a mortgage was put on
the civic life of the morrow, which was not to be borne. We were
forewarned.

The corruption of the young! We move with rapid strides in our time.
That which was a threat, scoffed at by many, has become a present
and dreadful peril in half a dozen brief years. We took a short cut
to make it that when we tried to drain the pool of police blackmail
of which the Lexow disclosures had shown us the hideous depths.
We drained it into the tenements, and for the police infamy got a
real-estate blackmail that is worse.  The chairman of the Committee
of Fifteen tells us that of more than a hundred tenements, full of
growing children, which his committee has canvassed, not one had
escaped the contamination that piles up the landlord's profits.
Twelve dollars for an honest flat, thirty for the other kind and
no questions asked! I find in my scrap-book this warning, sounded
by me in the Christmas holidays, 1893, when the country was ringing
with Dr. Parkhurst's name:--

"I would not, whatever else might happen, by any hasty or ill-advised
system of wholesale raids crowd these women into the tenements and
flats of our city. That is what will surely happen, is happening
now. It is a danger infinitely greater than any flowing from their
presence where they are, and as they are. Each centre of moral
contagion by this scattering process becomes ten or twenty, planted
where they will do the most possible harm. Think of the children
brought in daily, hourly contact with this vice! Think of the
thousands of young women looking vainly for work this hard winter!
Be there ever so little money for woman's honest work, there is
always enough to buy her virtue. Have tenement houses moral resources
that can be trusted to keep her safe from this temptation?

"This is a wicked villany that must not be permitted, come whatever
else may. We hear of danger to 'our young men,' from present
conditions.  What sort of young men must they be who would risk
the sacrifice of their poorer sisters for their own 'safety'? And
it is being risked wherever houses of this kind are being shut up
and the women turned into the streets, there to shift for themselves.
The jail does not keep them. Christian families will not receive
them. They cannot be killed. No door opens to them: yet they have
to go somewhere. And they go where they think they can hide from
the police and still ply the trade that gives them the only living
society is willing they shall have, though it says it is not."

And they did go there. Dr. Parkhurst was not to blame. He was
fighting Tammany that dealt the cards and took all the tricks, and
for that fight New York owes him a debt it hardly yet knows of.
Besides, though those raids hastened the process, it was already
well underway. The police extortion of itself would have finished
it in time. A blackmailer in the long run always kills the goose
that lays his golden egg. His greed gets the better of his sense.
The interview I quoted was not a plea for legalizing wrong. That
will get us no farther. It was rather a summons to our people to
cease skulking behind lying phrases and look the matter squarely
in the face. With a tenement-house law, passed this winter, which
sends the woman to jail and fines the landlord and his house $1000,
we shall be in the way shortly of doing so.  Until we do that justice
first, I do not see how we can. Poverty's back is burdened enough
without our loading upon it the sins we are afraid to face.
Meanwhile we shall be getting up courage to talk plainly about it,
which is half the battle. Think of the shock it would have given
our grandmothers to hear of a meeting of women in a public hall "to
protest against protected vice." On a Sunday, too.  Come to think
of it, I do not know but that wholesome, plain speech on this subject
is nearer the whole than half the battle. I rather guess it is.



CHAPTER XIII

ROOSEVELT COMES----MULBERRY STREET'S GOLDEN AGE


See now how things fall out. Hardly had I sent the chapter to the
printer in which I posted proofreaders as enemies of mankind when
here comes the proof of the previous one with a cordial note of
thanks from this particular enemy "for the inspiration" he found
in it. So then I was mistaken, as I have been often before, and owe
him the confession.  Good land! what are we that we should think
ourselves always right, or, lest we do wrong, sit idle all our lives
waiting for light? The light comes as we work toward it. Roosevelt
was right when he said that the only one who never makes mistakes
is the one who never does anything. Preserve us from him; from the
man who eternally wants to hold the scales even and so never gets
done weighing--never hands anything over the counter. Take him away
and put red blood into his veins. And let the rest of us go ahead
and make our mistakes--as few as we can, as many as we must; only
let us go ahead.

All of which has reference to other things I have in mind, not to
the proof-reader, against whom I have no grudge to-day. As for him,
perhaps, he is just a sign that the world moves.

Move it did at last in the year (1894) that gave us the Lexow
Investigating Committee, the Citizens' Seventy, and reform. Tammany
went out, speeded on its way by Dr. Parkhurst, and an administration
came in that was pledged to all we had been longing and laboring
for. For three years we had free hands and we used them. Mayor
Strong's administration was not the millennium, but it brought New
York much nearer to it than it had ever been, and it set up some
standards toward which we may keep on striving with profit to
ourselves.  The Mayor himself was not a saint. He was an honest
gentleman of sturdy purpose to do the right, and, normally, of
singular practical wisdom in choosing the men to help him do it,
but with an intermittent delusion that he was a shrewd politician.
When it came uppermost he made bargains and appointed men to office
who did their worst to undo what good the Warings, the Roosevelts,
and their kind had wrought. In the struggle that ensued Mayor Strong
was always on the side of right, but when he wanted most to help
he could not. It is the way of the world. Nevertheless, as I said,
it moved.

How far we came is history, plain to read in our streets that will
never again be as dirty as they were, though they may not be as clean
as Waring left them; in the threescore splendid new school-houses
that stand as monuments of those busy years; in the open spots
that let the sunlight into the slum where it was darkest and most
foul; in the death rate that came down from 26.32 per thousand of
the living in 1887 to 19.53 in 1897. That was the "Ten Years' War"
[Footnote: Now, "The Battle with the Slum."] I wrote about and have
here before referred to. The three years of the Strong administration
saw all the big battles in which we beat the slum. I am not going
to rehearse them, for I am trying to tell my own story, and now I am
soon done with it. I carried a gun as a volunteer in that war, and
that was all; not even in the ranks at that. I was ever an irregular,
given to sniping on my own hook. Roosevelt, indeed, wanted me to
have a seat among Mayor Strong's official advisers; but we had it
out over that when he told me of it, and the compact we made that
he should never ask that service of me he has kept. So he spared
the Mayor much embarrassment; for, as I said, I am not good in the
ranks, more is the pity: and me he saved for such use as I could be
of, which was well. For shortly it all centred in Mulberry Street,
where he was.

We were not strangers. It could not have been long after I wrote
"How the Other Half Lives" that he came to the _Evening Sun_ office
one day looking for me. I was out, and he left his card, merely
writing on the back of it that he had read my book and had "come
to help." That was all, and it tells the whole story of the man. I
loved him from the day I first saw him; nor ever in all the years
that have passed has he failed of the promise made then. No one
ever helped as he did.  For two years we were brothers in Mulberry
Street.  When he left I had seen its golden age. I knew too well
the evil day that was coming back to have any heart in it after
that.

Not that we were carried heavenward "on flowery beds of ease" while it
lasted. There is very little ease where Theodore Roosevelt leads,
as we all of us found out. The lawbreaker found it out who predicted
scornfully that he would "knuckle down to politics the way they all
did," and lived to respect him, though he swore at him, as the one
of them all who was stronger than pull. The peace-loving citizen
who hastened to Police Headquarters with anxious entreaties to
"use discretion" in the enforcement of unpopular laws found it out
and went away with a new and breathless notion welling up in him
of an official's sworn duty. That was it; that was what made the
age golden, that for the first time a moral purpose came into the
street. In the light of it everything was transformed.

[Illustration: President Theodore Roosevelt of the Police Board.]

Not all at once. It took us weary months to understand that the
shouting about the "enforcement of the dead Excise Law" was lying
treachery or rank ignorance, one as bad as the other. The Excise Law
was not dead. It was never so much alive as under Tammany, but it
was enforced only against those saloon-keepers who needed discipline.
It was a Tammany club, used to drive them into camp with; and it
was used so vigorously that no less than eight thousand arrests
were made under it in the year before Roosevelt made them all close
up. Pretty lively corpse, that! But we understood at last, most of
us; understood that the tap-root of the police blackmail was there,
and that it had to be pulled up if we were ever to get farther.
We understood that we were the victims of our own shamming, and we
grew to be better citizens for it. The police force became an army
of heroes--for a season.  All the good in it came out; and there
is a lot of it in the worst of times. Roosevelt had the true
philosopher's stone that turns dross to gold, in his own sturdy
faith in his fellow-man. Men became good because he thought them
so.

By which I am not to be understood as meaning that he just voted
them good--the police, for instance--and sat by waiting to see the
wings grow. No, but he helped them sprout. It is long since I have
enjoyed anything so much as I did those patrol trips of ours on
the "last tour" between midnight and sunrise, which earned for him
the name of Haroun al Roosevelt. I had at last found one who was
willing to get up when other people slept--including, too often,
the police--and see what the town looked like then. He was more than
willing. I laid out the route, covering ten or a dozen patrol-posts,
and we met at 2 A.M. on the steps of the Union League Club, objects
of suspicion on the part of two or three attendants and a watchman
who shadowed us as night-prowlers till we were out of their bailiwick.
I shall never forget that first morning when we travelled for three
hours along First and Second and Third avenues, from Forty-second
Street to Bellevue, and found of ten patrolmen just one doing his
work faithfully. Two or three were chatting on saloon corners and
guyed the President of the Board when he asked them if that was
what they were there for. One was sitting asleep on a butter-tub
in the middle of the sidewalk, snoring so that you could hear him
across the street, and was inclined to be "sassy" when aroused
and told to go about his duty. Mr. Roosevelt was a most energetic
roundsman and a fair one to boot.  It was that quality which speedily
won him the affection of the force. He hunted high and low before
he gave up his man, giving him every chance. We had been over one
man's beat three times, searching every nook and cranny of it, and
were reluctantly compelled to own that he was not there, when the
"boss" of an all-night restaurant on Third Avenue came out with
a club as we passed and gave the regulation signal raps on the
sidewalk.  There was some trouble in his place.  Three times he
repeated the signal calling for the patrolman on the beat before
he turned to Roosevelt, who stood by, with the angry exclamation:--


"Where in thunder does that copper sleep? He orter'd tole me when
he giv' up the barber-shop, so's a fellow could find him."

[Illustration: "One was sitting asleep on a butter-tub."]

We didn't find him then, but he found the President of the Board
later on when summoned to Police Headquarters to explain why he had
changed his sleeping quarters. The whole force woke up as a result
of that night's work, and it kept awake those two years, for, as
it learned by experience, Mr.  Roosevelt's spectacles might come
gleaming around the corner at any hour. He had not been gone a year
before the Chief found it necessary to transfer half the force in
an up-town precinct to keep it awake. The firemen complained that
fires at night gained too much headway while the police slept.
There was no Roosevelt to wake them up.

Looking after his patrolmen was not the only errand that took him
abroad at night. As Police President, Mr. Roosevelt was a member
of the Health Board, and sometimes it was the tenements we went
inspecting when the tenants slept. He was after facts, and learned
speedily to get them as he could. When, as Governor, he wanted
to know just how the Factory Law was being executed, he came down
from Albany and spent a whole day with me personally investigating
tenements in which sweating was carried on. I had not found
a Governor before, or a Police President either, who would do it;
but so he learned exactly what he wanted to know, and what he ought
to do, and did it.

I never saw Theodore Roosevelt to better advantage than when he
confronted the labor men at their meeting-place, Clarendon Hall.
The police were all the time having trouble with strikers and
their "pickets." Roosevelt saw that it was because neither party
understood fully the position of the other and, with his usual
directness, sent word to the labor organizations that he would
like to talk it over with them. At his request I went with him to
the meeting. It developed almost immediately that the labor men
had taken a wrong measure of the man. They met him as a politician
playing for points, and hinted at trouble unless their demands were
met. Mr. Roosevelt broke them off short:

"Gentlemen!" he said, with that snap of the jaws that always made
people listen, "I asked to meet you, hoping that we might come to
understand one another. Remember, please, before we go farther,
that the worst injury any one of you can do to the cause of labor
is to counsel violence. It will also be worse for himself. Understand
distinctly that order will be kept. The police will keep it. Now
we can proceed."

I was never so proud and pleased as when they applauded him to the
echo. He reddened with pleasure, for he saw that the best in them
had come out on top, as he expected it would.

It was of this incident that a handle was first made by Mr. Roosevelt's
enemies in and out of the Police Board--and he had many--to attack
him.  It happened that there was a music hall in the building in
which the labor men met. The yellow newspapers circulated the lie
that he went there on purpose to see the show, and the ridiculous
story was repeated until the liars nearly persuaded themselves that
it was so. They would not have been able to understand the kind
of man they had to do with, had they tried. Accordingly they fell
into their own trap. It is a tradition of Mulberry Street that
the notorious Seeley dinner raid was planned by his enemies in the
department of which he was the head, in the belief that they would
catch Mr.  Roosevelt there. The diners were supposed to be his
"set."

Some time after that I was in his office one day when a police
official of superior rank came in and requested private audience
with him. They stepped aside and the policeman spoke in an undertone,
urging something strongly. Mr. Roosevelt listened.  Suddenly I
saw him straighten up as a man recoils from something unclean and
dismiss the other with a sharp: "No, sir! I don't fight that way."
The policeman went out crestfallen. Roosevelt took two or three
turns about the floor, struggling evidently with strong disgust.
He told me afterward that the man had come to him with what he said
was certain knowledge that his enemy could that night be found in
a known evil house up-town, which it was his alleged habit to visit.
His proposition was to raid it then and so "get square." To the
policeman it must have seemed like throwing a good chance away.
But it was not Roosevelt's way; he struck no blow below the belt.
In the Governor's chair afterward he gave the politicians whom he
fought, and who fought him, the same terms. They tried their best
to upset him, for they had nothing to expect from him. But they
knew and owned that he fought fair. Their backs were secure. He
never tricked them to gain an advantage.  A promise given by him
was always kept to the letter.

Failing to trap him only added to the malignity of his enemies.
Roosevelt was warned that he was "shadowed" night and day, but he
laughed their scheming to scorn. It is an article of faith with
him that an honest man has nothing to fear from plotters, and he
walked unharmed among their snares. The whole country remembers the
yearlong fight in the Police Board and Mayor Strong's vain attempt
to remove the obstructionist who, under an ill-conceived law,
was able to hold up the scheme of reform. Most of the time I was
compelled to stand idly by, unable to help. Once I eased my feelings
by telling Commissioner Parker in his own office what I thought
of him. I went in and shut the door, and then told it all to him.
Nor did I mince matters; I might not get so good a chance again.
Mr. Parker sat quite still, poking the fire. When I ceased at last,
angry and exasperated, he looked up and said calmly:--

"Well, Mr. Riis, what you tell me has at least the merit of
frankness."

You see how it was. I should never have been able to help in the Board.
Out of it, my chance came at last when it was deemed necessary to
give the adversary "a character." Mr. Roosevelt had been speaking
to the Methodist ministers, and as usual had carried all before
him. The community was getting up a temper that would shortly put
an end to the deadlock in the Police Board and set the wheels of
reform moving again. Then one day we heard that Commissioner Parker
had been invited by the Christian Endeavorers of an up-town church
to address them on "Christian Citizenship." That was not consecrated
common sense. I went to the convention of Endeavorers the next
week and told them so. I asked them to send a despatch to Governor
Black then and there endorsing Roosevelt and Mayor Strong, and
urging him to end the deadlock that made public scandal by removing
Commissioner Parker; and they did. I regret to say that I felt
compelled to take a like course with the Methodist ministers, for
so I grieved a most good-natured gentleman, Colonel Grant, who was
Mr. Parker's ally in the Board. Grant was what was described as "a
great Methodist." But I feel sure that Brother Simmons would have
approved of me. I was following the course he laid down. The one
loyal friend Mr. Roosevelt had in the Board was Avery D. Andrews,
a strong, sensible, and clean young man, who stood by his chief to
the last, and left with him a good mark on the force.

The yellow newspapers fomented most industriously the trouble in
the Board, never failing to take the wrong side of any question.
One of them set about doling out free soup that winter, when work
was slack, as a means, of course, of advertising its own "charity."
Of all forms of indiscriminate almsgiving, that is the most offensive
and most worthless, and they knew it, or they would not have sent
me a wheedling invitation to come and inspect their "relief work,"
offering to have a carriage take me around. I sent word back that
I should certainly look into the soup, but that I should go on foot
to it. Roosevelt and I made the inspection together. We questioned
the tramps in line, and learned from their own lips that they had
come from out of town to take it easy in a city where a man did
not have to work to live.  We followed the pails that were carried
away from the "relief station" by children, their contents sometimes
to figure afterwards as "free lunch" in the saloon where they had
been exchanged for beer; and, knowing the facts, we denounced the
thing as a nuisance. The paper printed testimonials from Commissioners
Parker and Grant, who certified from Mulberry Street, which they
had not left, that the soup was a noble Christian charity, and so
thought it evened things up, I suppose. I noticed, however, that
the soup ran out soon after, and I hope we have seen the last of
it. We can afford to leave that to Philadelphia, where common sense
appears to be drowned in it.

I had it out with them at last all together.  When I have told of
it let the whole wretched thing depart and be gone for good. It was
after Roosevelt had gone away. That he was not there was no bar to
almost daily attacks on him, under which I chafed, sitting at the
meetings as a reporter.  I knew right well they were intended to
provoke me to an explosion that might have given grounds for annoying
me, and I kept my temper until one day, when, the subject of dives
being mentioned, Commissioner Parker drawled, with the reporter
from the soup journal whispering in his ear:--

"Was not--er-r--that the place where--er--r--Mr. Roosevelt went to
see a show with his friend?"

He was careful not to look in my direction, but the reporter did,
and I leaped at the challenge. I waited until the Board had formally
adjourned, then halted it as Mr. Parker was trying to escape. I
do not now remember what I said. It would not make calm reading, I
suspect. It was the truth, anyhow, and came pretty near being the
whole truth. Mr.  Parker fled, putting his head back through the
half-closed door to explain that he "only knew what that reporter
told" him. In the security of his room it must have occurred to
him, however, that he had another string to his bow; for at the
next session Commissioner Grant moved my expulsion because I had
"disturbed the Board meeting." But President Moss reminded him
curtly that I had done nothing of the kind, and that ended it.

One of the early and sensational results of reform in Mulberry
Street was the retirement of Superintendent Byrnes. There was not
one of us all who had known him long who did not regret it, though
I, for one, had to own the necessity of it; for Byrnes stood for
the old days that were bad. But, chained as he was in the meanness
and smallness of it all, he was yet cast in a different mould.
Compared with his successor, he was a giant every way.  Byrnes was
a "big policeman." We shall not soon have another like him, and
that may be both good and bad. He was unscrupulous, he was for
Byrnes--he was a policeman, in short, with all the failings of
the trade. But he made the detective service great. He chased the
thieves to Europe, or gave them license to live in New York on
condition that they did not rob there. He was a Czar, with all an
autocrat's irresponsible powers, and he exercised them as he saw
fit. If they were not his, he took them anyhow; police service
looks to results first.  There was that in Byrnes which made me
stand up for him in spite of it all. Twice I held Dr. Parkhurst
from his throat, but in the end I had to admit that the Doctor
was right.  I believed that, untrammelled, Byrnes might have been
a mighty engine for good, and it was with sorrow I saw him go. He
left no one behind him fit to wear his shoes.

[Illustration: Chief of Police Thomas Byrnes]

Byrnes was a born policeman.  Those who hated him said he was also
a born tyrant. He did ride a high horse when the fit was on him and
he thought it served his purpose. So we came into collision in the
early days when he was captain in Mercer Street. They had a prisoner
over there with a story which I had cause to believe my rivals had
obtained. I went to Byrnes and was thundered out of the station-house.
There he was boss and it suited him to let me see it. We had not met
before. But we met again that night. I went to the Superintendent
of Police, who was a Republican, and, applying all the pressure
of the _Tribune_, which I served, got from him an order on Captain
Byrnes to let me interview his prisoner.  Old Mr. Walling tore his
hair; said the thing had never been done before, and it had not.
But I got the order and got the interview, though Byrnes, black
with rage, commanded a policeman to stand on either side of the
prisoner while I talked to him.  He himself stood by, glaring at
me. It was not a good way to get an interview, and, in fact, the
man had nothing to tell. But I had my way and I made the most of
it. After that Captain Byrnes and I got along. We got to think a
lot of each other after a while.

Perhaps he was a tyrant because he was set over crooks, and
crooks are cowards in the presence of authority. His famous "third
degree" was chiefly what he no doubt considered a little wholesome
"slugging." He would beat a thief into telling him what he wanted
to know. Thieves have no rights a policeman thinks himself bound
to respect.  But when he had to do with men with minds he had other
resources. He tortured his prisoner into confession in the Unger
murder case by locking him up out of reach of a human voice, or
sight of a human face, in the basement of Police Headquarters, and
keeping him there four days, fed by invisible hands. On the fifth
he had him brought up through a tortuous way, where the tools he
had used in murdering his partner were displayed on the walls as
if by accident. Led into the Inspector's presence by the jailer,
he was made to stand while Byrnes finished a letter. Then he turned
his piercing glance upon him with a gesture to sit.  The murderer
sank trembling upon a lounge, the only piece of furniture in the
room, and sprang to his feet with a shriek the next instant: it was
the one upon which he had slaughtered his friend, all blood-bespattered
as then. He sprawled upon the floor, a gibbering, horror-stricken
wretch, and confessed his sin.

As in this instance, so in the McGloin murder case, the moral
certainty of guilt was absolute, but the legal evidence was lacking.
McGloin was a young ruffian who had murdered a saloon-keeper at a
midnight raid on his place. He was the fellow who the night before
he was hanged invited the Chief of Detectives to "come over to the
wake; they'll have a devil of a time." For six months Byrnes had
tried everything to bring the crime home to him, but in vain. At
last he sent out and had McGloin and his two "pals" arrested, but
so that none of them knew of the plight of the others.  McGloin
was taken to Mulberry Street, and orders were given to bring the
others in at a certain hour fifteen or twenty minutes apart. Byrnes
put McGloin at the window in his office while he questioned him.
Nothing could be got out of him.  As he sat there a door was banged
below. Looking out he saw one of his friends led across the yard in
charge of policemen. Byrnes, watching him narrowly, saw his cheek
blanch; but still his nerve held. Fifteen minutes passed; another
door banged. The murderer, looking out, saw his other pal led in
a prisoner. He looked at Byrnes. The Chief nodded:--

"Squealed, both."

It was a lie, and it cost the man his life. "The jig is up then,"
he said, and told the story that brought him to the gallows.

I could not let Byrnes go without a word, for he filled a large
space in my life. It is the reporter, I suppose, who sticks out
there. The boys called him a great faker, but they were hardly
just to him in that. I should rather call him a great actor, and
without being that no man can be a great detective.  He made life
in a mean street picturesque while he was there, and for that
something is due him. He was the very opposite of Roosevelt--quite
without moral purpose or the comprehension of it, yet with a streak
of kindness in him that sometimes put preaching to shame. Mulberry
Street swears by him to-day, even as it does, under its breath,
by Roosevelt. Decide from that for yourself whether his presence
there was for the good or the bad.

In writing "How the Other Half Lives" I had been at great pains
not to overstate my case. I knew that it would be questioned, and
was anxious that no flaws should be picked in it, for, if there
were, harm might easily come of it instead of good.  I saw now that
in that I had been wise. The Gilder Tenement-House Commission more
than confirmed all that I had said about the tenements and the
schools. The Reinhardt Committee was even more emphatic on the topic
of child labor. I was asked to serve on the Seventy's sub-committee
on Small Parks. In the spring of 1896, the Council of Confederated
Good Government Clubs appointed me its general agent, and I held
the position for a year, giving all my spare time to the planning
and carrying out of such work as it seemed to me ought to make
a record for a reform administration.  We wanted it to last. That
was a great year. They wanted a positive programme, and my notions
of good government were nothing if not positive. They began and ended
with the people's life. We tore down unfit tenements, forced the
opening of parks and playgrounds, the establishment of a truant school
and the remodelling of the whole school system, the demolition of
the overcrowded old Tombs and the erection on its site of a decent
new prison. We overhauled the civil courts and made them over new
in the charter of the Greater New York. We lighted dark halls;
closed the "cruller" bakeries in tenement-house cellars that had
caused the loss of no end of lives, for the crullers were boiled
in fat in the early morning hours while the tenants slept, and when
the fat was spilled in the fire their peril was awful.  We fought
the cable-car managers at home and the opponents of a truant school
at Albany. We backed up Roosevelt in his fight in the Police Board,
and--well, I shall never get time to tell it all.  But it was a
great year. That it did not keep the Good Government clubs alive
was no fault of my programme. It was mine, I guess. I failed to
inspire them with the faith that was in me. I had been going it
alone so long that I did not know how to use the new tool that had
come to hand.  There is nothing like an organization if you know
how to use it. I did not. Perhaps, also, politics had something to
do with it. They were in for playing the game. I never understood
it.

But if I did not make the most of it, I had a good time that year.
There were first the two small parks to be laid out over on the
East Side, where the Gilder Commission had pointed to the smothering
crowds. I had myself made a member of the Citizens' Committee that
was appointed to locate them. It did not take us any nine years or
six, or three. We did the business in three weeks, and having chosen
the right spots, we went to the Legislature with a bill authorizing
the city to seize the property at once, ahead of condemnation, and
it was passed. We were afraid that Tammany might come back, and
the event proved that we were wise.  You bring up the people slowly
to a reform programme, particularly when it costs money. They will
pay for corruption with a growl, but seem to think that virtue
ought always to be had for nothing. It makes the politicians' game
easy. They steal the money for improvements, and predict that reform
will raise the tax-rate. When the prophecy comes true, they take
the people back in their sheltering embrace with an "I told you
so!" and the people nestle there repentant. There was a housing
conference at which that part of the work was parcelled out: the
building of model tenements to the capitalists who formed the City
and Suburban Homes Company; the erection of model lodging-houses
to D. O. Mills, the banker philanthropist, who was anxious to help
that way. I chose for the Good Government clubs the demolition
of the old tenements.  It was my chance. I hated them. A law had
been made the year before empowering the Health Board to seize and
destroy tenement-house property that was a threat to the city's
health, but it had remained a dead letter. The authorities hesitated
to attack property rights, vested rights. Charles G. Wilson, the
President of the Board, was a splendid executive, but he was a
holdover Tammany appointee, and needed backing.

Now that Theodore Roosevelt sat in the Health Board, fresh from his
war on the police lodging-rooms of which I told, they hesitated no
longer.  I put before the Board a list of the sixteen worst rear
tenements in the city outside of the Bend, and while the landlords
held their breath in astonishment, they were seized, condemned,
and their tenants driven out. The Mott Street Barracks were among
them. In 1888 the infant death-rate among the 350 Italians they
harbored had been 325 per thousand--that is to say, one-third of
all the babies died that year. That was the kind of evidence upon
which those rear tenements were arraigned.  Ninety-four of them,
all told, were seized that year, and in them there had been in four
years 956 deaths--a rate of 62.9 when the general city death-rate
was 24.63. I shall have once more, and for the last time, to refer
to "A Ten Years' War" for the full story of that campaign. As I
said, it was great.

[Illustration: The Mott Street Barracks]

Conceive, if you can, the state of mind of a man to whom a dark,
overcrowded tenement had ever been as a personal affront, now
suddenly finding himself commissioned with letters of marque and
reprisal, as it were, to seize and destroy the enemy wherever found,
not one at a time, but by blocks and battalions in the laying out
of parks. I fed fat my ancient grudge and grew good humor enough to
last me for a dozen years in those two. They were the years when,
in spite of hard work, I began to grow stout, and honestly, I think
it was tearing down tenements that did it. Directly or indirectly,
I had a hand in destroying seven whole blocks of them as I count
it up. I wish it had been seventy.

The landlords sued, but the courts sided with the Health Board.
When at last we stopped to take breath we had fairly broken the
back of the slum and made precedents of our own that would last a
while. Mr. Roosevelt was personally sued twice, I think, but that
was all the good it did them. We were having our innings that time,
and there were a lot of arrears to collect. The city paid for the
property that was taken, of course, and more than it ought to have
paid, to my way of thinking. The law gave the owner of a tenement
that was altogether unfit just the value of the brick and timbers
that were in it. It was enough, for "unfit" meant murderous, and
why should a man have a better right to kill his neighbor with a
house than with an axe in the street?  But the lawyers who counseled
compromise bought Gotham Court, one of the most hopeless slums
in the Fourth Ward, for nearly $20,000. It was not worth so many
cents. The Barracks with their awful baby death-rate were found to
be mortgaged to a cemetery corporation. The Board of Health gave
them the price of opening one grave for their share, and tore down
the rear tenements. A year or two later I travelled to Europe on
an ocean steamer with the treasurer of that graveyard concern. We
were ten days on the way, and I am afraid he did not have altogether
a good time of it. The ghost of the Barracks would keep rising out
of the deep before us, sitting there in our steamer chairs, from
whichever quarter the wind blew. I suppose he took it as a victory
when the Court of Appeals decided upon a technicality that the
Barracks should not have been destroyed; but so did I, for they were
down by that time. The city could afford to pay.  We were paying
for our own neglect, and it was a good lesson.

I have said more than once in these pages that I am not good
at figuring, and I am not; a child could do better. For that very
reason I am going to claim full credit for every time I do a sum
right. It may not happen again. Twice during that spell, curiously
enough, did I downright distinguish myself in that line. I shall
never be able to tell you how; I only know that I did it. Once
was when I went before the Board of Estimate and Apportionment to
oppose an increase in the appropriation for the Tombs which the
Commissioner of Correction had asked for. His plea was that there
had been a large increase in the census of the prison, and he marched
up a column of figures to prove it. To the amazement of the Board,
and really, if the truth be told, of myself, I demonstrated clearly
from his own figures that not only had there been no increase, but
that there could not be without criminally overcrowding
the wretched old prison, in which already every cell had two inmates,
and some three. The exhibit was so striking that the Commissioner
and his bookkeeper retired in confusion. It was just the power of
the facts again. I wanted to have the horrid old pile torn down,
and had been sitting up nights acquainting myself with all that
concerned it. Now it is gone, and a good riddance to it.

[Illustration: Gotham Court.]

The other computation was vastly more involved.  It concerned the
schools, about which no one knew anything for certain. The annual
reports of the Department of Education were models of how to
say a thing so that no one by any chance could understand what it
was about. It was possible to prove from them that, while there
was notoriously a dearth of school accommodation, while children
knocked vainly for admission and the Superintendent clamored for
more schools, yet there were ten or twenty thousand seats to spare.
But it was not possible to get the least notion from them of what
the real need was. I tried for many months, and then set about
finding out for myself how many children who ought to be in school
were drifting about the streets. The truant officers, professionally
discreet, thought about 800. The Superintendent of Schools guessed
at 8000. The officers of the Association for the Improvement of
the Condition of the Poor, with an eye on the tenements, made it
150,000. I canvassed a couple of wards from the truant officers'
reports, and Dr. Tracy compared the showing with the statistics
of population. From the result I reasoned that there must be
about 50,000. They scorned me at the City Hall for it. It was all
guess-work they said, and so it was. We had first to have a school
census, and we got one, so that we might know where we were at. But
when we had the result of that first census before us, behold! it
showed that of 339,756 children of school age in the city, 251,235
were accounted for on the roster of public or private schools,
28,452 were employed, and 50,069 on the street or at home. So that,
if I am not smart at figuring, I may reasonably claim to be a good
guesser.

The showing that a lack of schools which threw an army of children
upon the street went hand in hand with overcrowded jails made us
get up and demand that something be done. From the school executive
came the helpless suggestion that the thing might be mended by
increasing the classes in neighborhoods where there were not enough
schools from sixty to seventy-five. Forty or forty-five pupils is
held to be the safe limit anywhere. But the time had passed for
such pottering. New York pulled itself together and spent millions
in building new schools while "the system" was overhauled; we dragged
in a truant school by threatening the city authorities with the
power of the State unless they ceased to send truants to institutions
that received child criminals. But a man convinced against his will
is of the same opinion still; we shall have to do that all over
again next. My pet scheme was to have trained oculists attached to
the public schools, partly as a means of overcoming stupidity--half
of what passes for that in the children is really the teacher's; the
little ones are near-sighted; they cannot see the blackboard--partly
also that they might have an eye on the school buildings and help
us get rid of some where they had to burn gas all day.  That was
upset by the doctors, who were afraid that "private practice would
be interfered with." We had not quite got to the millennium yet. It
was so with our bill to establish a farm school to win back young
vagrants to a useful life. It was killed at Albany with the challenge
that we "had had enough of reform in New York." And so we had, as
the events showed. Tammany came back.

But not to stay. We had secured a hold during those three years
which I think they little know of.  They talk at the Wigwam of the
"school vote," and mean the men friends and kin of the teachers on
whom the machine has a grip, or thinks it has; but there is another
school vote that is yet to be heard from, when the generation that
has had its right to play restored to it comes to the polls.  That
was the great gain of that time. It was the thing I had in mind back
of and beyond all the rest. I was bound to kill the Bend, because
it was bad. I wanted the sunlight in there, but so that it might
shine on the children at play. That is a child's right, and it is
not to be cheated of it. And when it is cheated of it, it is not
the child but the community that is robbed of that beside which
all its wealth is but tinsel and trash. For men, not money, make
a country great, and joyless children do not make good men.

[Illustration: A Tenement House Air-shaft]

So when the Legislature, urged by the Tenement House Commission,
made it law that no public school should ever again be built in New
York without an outdoor playground, it touched the quick. Thereafter
it was easy to rescue the small parks from the landscape gardener
by laying them under the same rule. It was well we did it, too,
for he is a dangerous customer, hard to get around.  Twice he has
tried to steal one of the little parks we laid out, the one that is
called Seward Park, from the children, and he "points with pride"
almost to the playground in the other, which he laid out so badly
that it was a failure from the start.  However, we shall convert
him yet; everything in its season.

The Board of Education puzzled over its end of it for a while. The
law did not say how big the playground should be, and there was
no precedent.  No, there was not. I found the key to that puzzle,
at least one that fitted, when I was Secretary of the Small Parks
Committee. It was my last act as agent of the Good Government clubs
to persuade Major Strong to appoint that committee. It made short
work of its task. We sent for the police to tell us where they had
trouble with the boys, and why. It was always the same story: they
had no other place to play in than the street, and there they broke
windows. So began the trouble. It ended in the police-station and
the jail. The city was building new schools by the score. We got a
list of the sites, and as we expected, they were where the trouble
was worst. Naturally so; that was where the children were. There,
then, was our field as a playground committee. Why not kill two
birds with one stone, and save money by making them one? By hitching
the school and the boys' play together we should speedily get rid
of the truant. He was just there as a protest against the school
without play.

We asked the Board of Education to make their school playgrounds
the neighborhood recreation centres. So they would not need to
worry over how big they should be, but just make them as big as
they could, whether on the roof or on the ground. They listened,
but found difficulties in "the property." Odd, isn't it, this
disposition of the world to forever make of the means the end, to
glorify the establishment! It was the same story when I asked them
to open the schools at night and let in the boys to have their
clubs there. The saloon was bidding for them, and bidding high, but
the School Board hesitated because a window might be broken or a
janitor want extra pay for cleaning up. Before a reluctant consent
was given I had to make a kind of promise that I would not appear
before the Board again to argue for throwing the doors wider still.
But it isn't going to keep me from putting in the heaviest licks I
can, in the campaign that is coming, for turning the schools over
to the people bodily, and making of them the neighborhood centre
in all things that make for good, including trades-union meetings
and political discussions. Only so shall we make of our schools
real corner-stones of our liberties. So, also, we shall through
neighborhood pride restore some of the neighborhood feeling, the
_home_ feeling that is now lacking in our cities to our grievous
loss.  Half the tenement-house population is always moving, and
to the children the word "home" has no meaning. Anything that will
help change that will be a great gain. And that old Board is gone
long since, anyhow.

The club prevailed in the end. At least one school let it in, and
though the boys did break a window-pane that winter with a ball,
they paid for it like men, and that ghost was laid. The school
playground holds aloof yet from the neighborhood except in the long
vacation. But that last is something, and the rest is coming. It
could not be coming by any better road than the vacation schools,
which are paving the way for common sense everywhere.  "Everything
takes ten years." said Abram S. Hewitt, when he took his seat as
the chairman of the Small Parks Committee. Ten years before, when
he was Mayor, he had put through the law under which the Mulberry
Bend had been at last wiped out. We held our meetings at the City
Hall, where I had been spurned so often. All things come to those
who wait--and fight for them. Yes, fight! I say it advisedly.
I have come to the time of life when a man does not lay about him
with a club unless he has to. But--eternal vigilance is the price
of liberty! To be vigilant is to sit up with a club. We, as a
people, have provided in the republic a means of fighting for our
rights and getting them, and it is our business to do it.  We shall
never get them in any other way. Colonel Waring was a wise man as
well as a great man.  His declaration that he cleaned the streets
of New York, all prophecies to the contrary notwithstanding, by
"putting a man instead of a voter behind every broom," deserves to
be put on the monument we shall build by and by to that courageous
man, for it is the whole gospel of municipal righteousness in a
nutshell. But he never said anything better than when he advised
his fellow-citizens to fight, not to plead, for their rights. So
we grow the kind of citizenship that sets the world, or anyhow our
day, ahead. We will all hail the day when we shall be able to lay
down the club. But until it comes I do not see that we have any
choice but to keep a firm grip on it.




CHAPTER XIV

I TRY TO GO TO THE WAR FOR THE THIRD AND LAST TIME



That which I have described as "sitting up with a club" in a city
like New York is bound to win your fight if you sit up long enough,
for it is to be remembered that the politicians who oppose good
government are not primarily concerned about keeping you out of
your rights. They want the things that make for their advantage;
first of all the offices through which they can maintain their
grip. After that they will concede as many of the things you want
as they have to, and if you are not yourself out for the offices,
more than otherwise, though never more than you wring out of them.
They really do not care if you do have clean streets, good schools,
parks, playgrounds, and all the things which make for good citizenship
because they give the best part of the man a chance, though they
grudge them as a sad waste of money that might be turned to use
in "strengthening the organization," which is the sum of all their
self-seeking, being their means of ever getting more and more.  Hence
it is that a mere handful of men and women who rarely or never had
other authority than their own unselfish purpose, have in all times,
even the worst, been able to put their stamp upon the community
for good. I am thinking of the Felix Adlers, the Dr. Rainsfords,
the Josephine Shaw Lowells, the Robert Ross McBurneys, the R. Fulton
Cuttings, the Father Doyles, the Jacob H.  Schiffs, the Robert W.
de Forests, the Arthur von Briesens, the F. Norton Goddards, the
Richard Watson Gilders, and their kind; and thinking of them brings
to mind an opportunity I had a year or two ago to tell a club of
workmen what I thought of them. It was at the Chicago Commons. I
had looked in on a Sunday evening upon a group of men engaged in
what seemed to me a singularly unprofitable discussion of human
motives. They were of the school which professes to believe that
everything proceeds from the love of self, and they spoke learnedly
of the ego and all that; but as I listened the conviction grew,
along with the feeling of exasperation that sort of nonsense always
arouses in me, that they were just vaporing, and I told them so.
I pointed to these men and women I have spoken of, some of them of
great wealth--the thing against which they seemed to have a special
grudge--and told them how they had given their lives and their means
in the cause of humanity without asking other reward than that of
seeing the world grow better, and the hard lot of some of their
fellow-men eased; wherein they had succeeded because they thought
less of themselves than of their neighbors, and were in the field,
anyway, to be of such use as they could. I told them how distressed
I was that upon their own admission they should have been engaged
in this discussion four years without getting any farther, and I
closed with a remorseful feeling of having said more than I intended
and perhaps having made them feel bad.  But not they. They had
listened to me throughout with undisturbed serenity. When I had
done, the chairman said courteously that they were greatly indebted
to me for my frank opinion. Every man was entitled to his own. And
he could quite sympathize with me in my inability to catch their
point of view.

"Because here," he added, "I have been reading for ten years or more
the things Mr. Riis writes in his newspaper and in the magazines,
and by which he makes a living, and for the life of me I never
was able to understand how any one could be found to pay for such
stuff."

So there you have my measure as a reformer.  The meeting nodded
gravely. I was apparently the only one there who took it as a joke.

I spoke of the women's share in the progress we made. A good big
one it was. We should have been floundering yet in the educational
mud-puddle we were in, had it not been for the women of New York
who went to Albany and literally held up the Legislature, compelling
it to pass our reform bill.  And not once but a dozen times, during
Mayor Strong's administration, when they had wearied of me at the
City Hall--I was not always _persona grata_ there with the reform
administration--did I find it the part of wisdom to send committees
of women instead to plead with the Mayor over his five o'clock
tea. They could worm a playground or a small park out of him when
I should have met with a curt refusal and a virtual invitation to
be gone. In his political doldrums the Mayor did not have a kindly
eye to reformers; but he was not always able to make them out in
petticoats.

[Illustration: The School of the New Day.]

The women prevailed at Albany by the power of fact. They knew,
and the legislators did not.  They received them up there with an
indulgent smile, but it became speedily apparent that they came
bristling with information about the schools to which the empty
old Tammany boast that New York "had the best schools in the world"
was not an effective answer. In fact they came nearer being the
worst. I had myself had an experience of that kind, when I pointed
out in print that an East Side school was so overrun with rats
that it was difficult to hear oneself think for their squeaking
in the dark "playground," when the children were upstairs in their
classes. The Board of Estimate and Apportionment, which comprises
the important officials of the city Government with the Mayor as
presiding officer, took umbrage at the statement, and said in plain
words that I lied and that there were no rats. That was a piece
of unthinking ignorance, for an old schoolhouse without rats in it
would be a rare thing anywhere; but it was impertinence, too, of a
kind of which I had had so much from the City Hall that I decided
the time had come for a demonstration. I got me a rat trap,
and prepared to catch one and have it sent in to the Board, duly
authenticated by affidavit as hailing from Allen Street; but before
I could carry out my purpose the bottom fell out of the Tammany
conspiracy of ignorance and fraud and left us the way clear for
three years, So I saved my rat for another time.

This "fact," which was naturally my own weapon, the contribution
I was able to make from my own profession and training, was in
reality a tremendously effective club before which nothing could or
can stand in the long run. If I can leave that conviction as a legacy
to my brother reporters, I shall feel that I have really performed
a service. I believe they do not half understand it, or they would
waste no printer's ink idly. The school war was an illustration
of it, all through. I was at Police Headquarters, where I saw the
East Side, that had been orderly, becoming thievish and immoral.
Going to the schools, I found them overcrowded, ill ventilated,
dark, without playgrounds, repellent. Following up the boys, who
escaped from them in disgust--if indeed they were not barred out;
the street swarmed with children for whom there was not room--I saw
them herded at the prison to which Protestant truants were sent,
with burglars, vagrants, thieves, and "bad boys" of every kind.
They classified them according to size: four feet, four feet seven,
and over four feet seven! No other way was attempted. At the Catholic
prison they did not even do that. They kept them on a "footing
of social equality" by mixing them all up together; and when in
amazement I asked if that was doing right by the truant who might
be reasonably supposed to be in special danger from such contact,
the answer I got was "would it be fair to the burglar to set him
apart with the stamp on him?" I went back to the office and took
from the Rogues' Gallery a handful of photographs of boy thieves
and murderers and printed them in the _Century Magazine_ with a
statement of the facts, under the heading, "The Making of Thieves
in New York." I quote the concluding sentence of that article
because it seemed to me then, and it seems to me now, that there
was no getting away from its awful arraignment:--

"While we are asking at this end of the line if it would be quite
fair to the burglar to shut him off from social intercourse with
his betters, the State Reformatory, where the final product of our
schools of crime is garnered, supplies the answer year after year,
unheeded. Of the thousands who land there, barely one per cent kept
good company before coming. All the rest were the victims of evil
association, of corrupt environment. They were not thieves by
heredity; they were made.  And the manufacture goes on every day.
The street and the jail are the factories."

Upon the lay mind the argument took hold; that of the official
educator resisted it stubbornly for a season. Two years later, when
one of the School Commissioners spoke indulgently of the burglars
and highway robbers in the two prisons as probably guilty merely of
"the theft of a top, or a marble, or maybe a banana," in extenuation
of the continued policy of his department in sending truants there
in flat defiance of the State law that forbade the mingling of
thieves and truants, the police office had once more to be invoked
with its testimony.  I had been keeping records of the child crimes
that came up in the course of my work that year. They began before
the kindergarten age with burglary and till-tapping. "Highwaymen"
at six sounds rather formidable, but there was no other name for
it. Two lads of that age had held up a third and robbed him in
the street; at seven and eight there were seven housebreakers and
two common thieves; at ten I had a burglar, one boy and four girl
thieves, two charged with assault and one with forgery; at eleven
four burglars, two thieves with a record, two charged with assault,
a highway robber, an habitual liar, and a suicide; at twelve five
burglars, three thieves, two "drunks," three incendiaries, three
arrested for assault, and two suicides; at thirteen five burglars,
one with a record, five thieves, five charged with assault, one
"drunk," one forger; at fourteen four burglars, seven thieves, one
drunk enough to fight a policeman, six highway robbers, and ten
charged with assault. And so on. The street had borne its perfect
crop, and they were behind the bars every one, locked in with the
boys who had done nothing worse than play hooky.

It was a knock-out blow. Classification by measurement had ceased
at the first broadside; the last gave us the truant school which
the law demanded.  To make the most of it, we shall apparently have
to have a new deal. I tried to persuade the Children's Aid Society
to turn its old machinery to this new work. Perhaps the George
Junior Republic would do better still. When there is room for every
boy on the school bench, and room to toss a ball when he is off
it, there will not be much left of that problem to wrestle with;
but little or much, the peril of the prison is too great to be
endured for a moment.

It must have been about that time that I received a letter from an
old friend who was in high glee over a statement in some magazine
that I had evolved a "scientific theory" as to why boys go to the
bad in cities. It was plain that he was as much surprised as he
was pleased, and so was I when I heard what it was all about. That
which they had pitched upon as science and theory was the baldest
recital of the facts as seen from Mulberry Street. Beyond putting
two and two together, there was very little reasoning about it.
That such conditions as were all about us should result in making
"toughs" of the boys was not strange. Rather, it would have been
strange had anything else come of it.  With the home corrupted by
the tenement; the school doors closed against them where the swarms
were densest, and the children thrown upon the street, there to take
their chance; with honest play interdicted, every natural right of
the child turned into a means of oppression, a game of ball become
a crime for which children were thrust into jail, indeed, shot down
like dangerous criminals when running away from the policeman who
pursued them;[Footnote: Such a case occurred on Thanksgiving Day,
1897. A great public clamor arose and the policeman was sent to
Sing Sing.] with dead-letter laws on every hand breeding blackmail
and bringing the police and authority into disrepute; with the
lawlessness of the street added to want of rule at home, where
the immigrant father looked on helpless, himself dependent in the
strange surroundings upon the boy and no longer his master--it
seemed as if we had set out to deliberately make the trouble under
which we groaned. And we were not alone in it. The shoe fits every
large city more or less snugly. I know, for I have had a good deal
to do with fitting it on the last two or three years; and often,
when looking my audience over in lecturing about Tony and his
hardships, I am thinking about Mulberry Street and the old days when
problems, civic or otherwise, were farthest from my mind in digging
out the facts that lay ready to the hand of the police reporter.

[Illustration: The Way to present the Manufacture of "Toughs"]

In him as a reporter there may be no special virtue; but there
is that in his work, in the haste and the directness of it, which
compels him always to take the short cut and keeps it clear of
crankery of every kind. The "isms" have no place in a newspaper
office, certainly not in Mulberry Street. I confess I was rather
glad of it. I had no stomach for abstract discussions of social
wrongs; I wanted to right those of them that I could reach. I wanted
to tear down the Mulberry Bend and let in the light so that we
might the more readily make them out; the others could do the rest
then. I used to say that to a very destructive crank who would have
nothing less, upon any account, than the whole loaf. My "remedies"
were an abomination to him. The landlords should be boiled in
oil to a man; hanging was too good for them. Now he is a Tammany
officeholder in a position where propping up landlord greed is his
daily practice and privilege, and he thrives upon it. But I ought
not to blame him. It is precisely because of his kind that Tammany
is defenceless against real reform. It never can make it out. That
every man has his price is the language of Fourteenth Street. They
have no dictionary there to enable them to understand any other;
and as a short cut out of it they deny that there is any other.

It helped me vastly that my associations in the office were most
congenial. I have not often been in accord with the editorial page
of my own paper, the _Sun_. It seemed as if it were impossible for
anybody to get farther apart in their views of most things on the
earth and off it than were my paper and I.  It hated and persecuted
Beecher and Cleveland; they were my heroes. It converted me to Grant
by its opposition to him. The sign "Keep off the grass!" arouses
in its editorial breast no desire to lock up the man who planted
it; it does in mine.  Ten years and more I have striven in its
columns to make the tenement out a chief device of the devil, and
it must be that I have brought some over to my belief; but I have
not converted the _Sun_. So that on the principle which I laid down
before that I must be always fighting with my friends, I ought to
have had a mighty good time of it there. And so in fact I did. They
let me have in pretty nearly everything my own way, though it led
us so far apart.  As time passed and the duties that came to me took
more and more of my time from my office work, I found that end of
it insensibly lightened to allow me to pursue the things I believed
in, though they did not. No doubt the old friendship that existed
between my immediate chief on the _Evening Sun_, William McCloy, and
myself, bore a hand in this.  Yet it could not have gone on without
the assent and virtual sympathy of the Danas, father and son; for
we came now and then to a point where opposite views clashed and
proved irreconcilable. Then I found these men, whom some deemed
cynical, most ready to see the facts as they were, and to see
justice done.

I like to think of my last meeting with Charles A.  Dana, the "Old
Chief" as he was always called in the office. In all the years I
was on the _Sun_ I do not think I had spoken with him a half dozen
times.  When he wanted anything of me personally, his orders were
very brief and to the point. It was generally something--a report to
be digested or the story of some social experiment--which showed
me that in his heart he was faithful to his early love; he had
been in his youth, as everybody knows, an enthusiastic reformer,
a member of the Brook Farm Community. But if he thought I saw, he
let no sign escape him. He hated shams; perhaps I was on trial all
the time. If so, I believe that he meant to tell me in that last
hand-shake that he had not found me wanting. It was on the stairs
in the _Sun_ office that we met. I was going up; he was coming
down--going home to die. He knew it.  In me there was no suspicion
of the truth when I came upon him at the turn of the stairs,
stumbling along in a way very unlike the usual springy step of the
Old Chief. I hardly knew him when he passed, but as he turned and
held out his hand I saw that it was Mr. Dana, looking somehow older
than I had ever seen him, and changed. I took off my hat and we
shook hands.

"Well," he said, "have you reformed everything to suit you,
straightened out every kink in town?"

"Pretty nearly," I said, falling into his tone of banter; "all
except the _Sun_ office. That is left yet, and as bad as ever."

"Ha!" he laughed, "you come on! We are ready for you. Come right
along!" And with another hearty hand-shake he was gone. He never
saw the _Sun_ office again.

It was the only time he had ever held out his hand to me, after
that first meeting of ours when I was a lonely lad, nearly thirty
years before. That time there was a dollar in it and I spurned
it.  This time I like to believe his heart was in it.  And I took
it gladly and gratefully.

The police helped--sometimes. More frequently we were at odds,
and few enough in the rank and file understood that I was fighting
for them in fighting the department. A friend came into my office,
laughing, one day, and told me that he had just overheard the
doorman at Police Headquarters say, as he saw me pass:--

"Ugh! the hypocrite! See him take off his hat and then lay us out
cold in his paper when he gets the chance."

He referred to my old-country habit of raising the hat in salutation
instead of merely nodding or touching the brim. No doubt he expressed
a feeling that was quite general at the time. But after Mulberry
Street had taken notice of Roosevelt's friendship for me there was
a change, and then it went to the other extreme. It never quite got
over the fact that he did not "ring me in" on President McKinley
and the Government, or at least make me his private secretary and
deputy boss of the Empire State while he was Governor. The Mulberry
Street idea of friendship includes the loaves and fishes first and
last, and "pull" is the Joss it worships. In fact I had several
times to explain that Mr. Roosevelt had not "gone back on me" to
save his political reputation. When at a public meeting he once
spoke of me as his friend, a dozen policemen brought me copies of
the paper containing "the notice," with a frankly expressed wish
to be remembered when I came into my own, About that time, being
in the neighborhood, I strayed into the Bend one day to enjoy the
sunlight there and the children sporting in it. At the curb stood
a big policeman leisurely peeling an orange, to which he had helped
himself from a cringing Italian's cart. I asked him how were things
in the Bend since the park had come. He eyed me very coldly, and
said, "Bad, very bad." At that I expressed my astonishment, saying
that I was a reporter at Police Headquarters and had understood
differently.

"What paper?" he grunted insolently. I told him. He bestowed a look
of mingled pity and contempt upon me.

"Nix! mine friend," he said, spreading his feet farther apart and
tossing the peel at the Italian, who grinned with delight at such
condescension. I regarded him expectantly. He was a very aggravating
chap.

"Did you say you were at Police Headquarters--for the Sun?" he
observed at length.

"Yes!" He shook his head.

"Nixie! not guilty!" he said tauntingly.

"Why, what do you mean?"

"Haven't you heard of Mr. Riis, Jacob Riis?"

I said I had.

"The Governor's friend?"

"Yes; what of it?"

"Well, ain't he at Headquarters for the _Sun_?"

I said that was so.

"Well?"

I took out my card and handed it to him. "I am that man," I said.

For a fraction of a second the policeman's jaw dropped; but he was
a thoroughbred. His heels came together before, as it seemed, he
could have read my name; he straightened up. The half-peeled orange
fell from his hand and rolled into the gutter, covertly speeded by
a dextrous little kick. The unhappy Italian, believing it a mishap,
made haste to select the biggest and juiciest fruit on his stand,
and held it out with a propitiatory bow, but he spurned him haughtily
away.

"These dagoes," he said, elaborately placing my card in the sweat-band
of his hat, "ain't got no manners.  It's a hard place for a good
man down here.  It's time I was a roundsman. You can do it.  You've
got de 'pull.'"

When Roosevelt had gone to Washington to help fit out the navy for
the war with Spain, I spent a part of the winter there with him,
and Mulberry Street took it for granted that I had at last been
"placed" as I should have been long before. There was great amazement
when I came back to take my old place. The truth was that I had
gone partly to observe what went on at the capital for my paper,
and partly to speed on the war, in which I was a hearty believer
from the first. It was to me a means, first and last, of ending the
murder in Cuba.  One of the very earliest things I had to do with
as a reporter was the _Virginius_ massacre, and ever since it had
been bloodshed right along. It was time to stop it, and the only
way seemed to wrest the grip of Spain from the throat of the island.
I think I never quite got over the contempt I conceived for Spain
and Spanish ways when I read as a boy, in Hans Christian Andersen's
account of his travels in the country of the Dons, that the
shepherds brought butter from the mountains in sheep's intestines
and measured them off in lengths demanded by the customers by tying
knots upon them. What was to be expected from a country that sold
butter by the yard? As the event showed, it ran its navies after the
same fashion and was justly punished. I made friends that winter
with Dr. Leonard Wood, whom we all came to know and admire afterwards
as General and Governor Wood; and a fine fellow he was. He was
Roosevelt's friend and physician, and we spent many strenuous hours
together, being in that mood.

For the third time in my life, and the last, I wanted to go to the
war, when they went, and oh!  so badly. Not to fight,--I had had
all I needed of that at home,--but to tell the truth about what
was going on in Cuba. The _Outlook_ offered me that post, and the
_Sun_ agreed heartily; but once more the door was barred against
me. Two of my children had scarlet fever, my oldest son had gone
to Washington trying to enlist with the Rough Riders, and the one
next in line was engineering to get into the navy on his own hook.
My wife raised no objection to my going, if it was duty; but her
tears fell silently--and I stayed. It was "three times and out."
I shall never go to the war now unless in defence of my own home,
which may God forbid.  Within a year I knew that, had I gone then,
I should most likely not have returned. I had received notice that
to my dreams of campaigning in that way there was an end. Thankful
that I had been spared, I yet took leave of them with a sigh; most
illogically, for I hate the sight of human suffering and of brutal
passions aroused. But deep down in my heart there is the horror of
my Viking forefathers of dying in bed, unable to strike back, as
it were. I know it is wicked and foolish, but all my life I have
so wished to get on a horse with a sword, and slam in just once,
like another Sheridan. I, who cannot sit on a horse! Even the
one Roosevelt got me at Montauk that was warranted "not to bite
or scratch" ran away with me. So it is foolishness, plain to see.
Yet, so I might have found out which way I would really have run
when the call came. I do hope the right way, but I never have felt
quite sure.

The casualties of war are not all on the battlefield.  The Cuban
campaign wrecked a promising career as a foreign correspondent which
I had been building up for some ten or fifteen years with toilsome
effort. It was for a Danish newspaper I wrote with much approval,
but when the war came, they did not take the same view of things
that I did, and fell to suppressing or mutilating my letters,
whereupon our connection ceased abruptly. My letters were, explained
the editor to me a year or two later when I saw him in Copenhagen,
so--er--r--ultra-patriotic, so--er-r--youthful in their enthusiasm,
that--huh! I interrupted him with the remark that I was glad we
were young enough yet in my country to get up and shout for the
flag in a fight, and left him to think it over. They must have aged
suddenly over there, for they were not that way when I was a boy.
The real fact was that somehow they could not get it into their
heads that a European bully could be whipped in one round by "the
States." They insisted on printing ridiculous despatches about
Spanish victories. I think there was something about codfish, too,
something commercial about corks and codfish--Iceland keeping Spain
on a fish diet in Lent, in return for which she corked the Danish
beer--I have forgotten the particulars.  The bottom fact was
a distrust of the United States that was based upon a curiously
stubborn ignorance, entirely without excuse in a people of high
intelligence like the Danes. I tried hard as a correspondent to
draw a reasonable, human picture of American affairs, but it seemed
to make no impression.  They would jump at the Munchausen stories
that are always afloat, as if America were some sort of menagerie
and not a Christian country.  I think nothing ever aggravated me
as did an instance of that kind the year Ben Butler ran for the
Presidency.  I had been trying in my letters to present the political
situation and issues fairly, and was beginning to feel that they
_must_ understand, when I received a copy of my paper from Copenhagen
and read there a "life" of General Butler, which condensed, ran
something like this:--

"Mr. Butler was an ambitious young lawyer, shrewd and full of bold
schemes for enriching himself.  When the war with the South broke
out, he raised all the money he could and fitted out a fleet of
privateers. With this he sailed for New Orleans, captured the city,
and, collecting all the silver spoons it contained, freighted his
vessels with them, and returned to the North. Thus he laid the
foundation for his great fortune, but achieved lasting unpopularity
in the South, which will prevent his election to the Presidency."

I am not joking. That was how the story of the silver spoons looked
in Danish a quarter of a century after the war. Really, now, what
would you have done? I laughed and--well! made remarks by turns,
and in the end concluded that there was nothing else that could be
done except buckle to and try again; which I did.

If I could not go to the war, I could at least go electioneering
with Roosevelt when he came back and try to help him out the best
I knew how in matters that touched the poor and their life, once
he sat in Cleveland's chair in Albany. I do not think he felt that
as an added dignity, but I did and I told him so, whereat he used
to laugh a little.  But there was nothing to laugh at. They are
men of the same stamp, not saints any more than the rest of us,
but men with minds and honest wills, if they have different ways of
doing things. I wish some Cleveland would come along again soon and
give me another chance to vote the ticket which Tammany obstructs
with its impudent claim that it is the Democratic party. As for
Roosevelt, few were nearer to him, I fancy, than I, even at Albany.
No doubt he made his mistakes like the rest of us, and when he
did there were not wanting critics to make the most of it. I wish
they had been half as ready to lend him a hand. We might have been
farther on the road then. I saw how faithfully he labored.  I was
his umpire with the tailors, with the drug clerks, in the enforcement
of the Factory Law against sweaters, and I know that early and
late he had no other thought than how best to serve the people who
trusted him. I want no better Governor than that, and I guess we
shall want him a long time before we get one as good.

I found out upon our electioneering tours that I was not a good
stump-speaker, especially on the wing with five-minute stops of the
train. It used to pull out with me inwardly raging, all the good
things I meant to say unsaid. The politicians knew that trick
better, and I left the field to them speedily.  Thereafter I went
along just for company.  Only two or three times did I rise to
the occasion.  Once when I spoke in the square at Jamestown, N.Y.,
where I had worked as a young lad and trapped muskrats in the creek
for a living. The old days came back to me as I looked upon that
mighty throng, and the cheers that arose from it told me that I had
"caught on." I was wondering whether by any chance the old ship
captain who finished me as a lecturer once was in it, but he was
not; he was dead. Another time was in Flushing, Long Island. There
was not room in the hall, and they sent me out to talk to the crowd
in the street. The sight of it, with the flickering torchlight upon
the sea of upturned faces, took me somehow as nothing ever had,
and the speech I made from the steps, propped up by two policemen,
took the crowd, too; it cheered so that Roosevelt within stopped
and thought some enemy had captured the meeting. When he was gone,
with the spirit still upon me I talked to the meeting in the hall
till it rose and shouted. My political pet enemy from Richmond
Hill was on the platform and came over to embrace me. We have been
friends since. The memory of that evening lingers yet in Flushing,
I am told.

A picture from that day's trip through Long Island will ever abide
on my mind. The train was about to pull out from the station in
Greenport, when the public school children came swarming down to
see "Teddy." He leaned out from the rear platform, grasping as many
of the little hands as he could, while the train hands did their
best to keep the track clear. Way back in the jostling, cheering
crowd I made out the slim figure of a pale, freckled little girl
in a worn garment, struggling eagerly but hopelessly to get near
him. The stronger children pushed her farther back, and her mournful
face was nearly the last of them all when Roosevelt saw her. Going
down the steps even as the train started, he made a quick dash,
clearing a path through the surging tide to the little girl, and
taking her hand, gave it the heartiest shake of all, then sprinted
for the departing car and caught it.  The last I saw of Greenport
was the poor little girl holding tight the hand her hero had shaken,
with her face all one sunbeam of joy.

I know just how she felt, for I have had the same experience. One
of the things I remember with a pleasure which the years have no
power to dim is my meeting with Cardinal Gibbons some years ago.
They had asked me to come to Baltimore to speak for the Fresh Air
Fund, and to my great delight I found that the Cardinal was to
preside. I had always admired him at a distance, but during the
fifteen minutes' talk we had before the lecture he won my heart
entirely. He asked me to forgive him if he had to go away before
I finished my speech, for he had had a very exhausting service the
day before, "and I am an old man, on the sunny side of sixty," he
added as if in apology.

"On the shady side, you mean," amended the Presbyterian clergyman
who was on the committee.  The Cardinal shook his head, smiling.

"No, doctor! The sunny side--nearer heaven."

The meeting was of a kind to inspire even the dullest speaker.
When I finished my plea for the children and turned around, there
sat the Cardinal yet behind me, though it was an hour past his
bedtime.  He came forward and gave me his blessing then and there.
I was never so much touched and moved. Even my mother, stanch old
Lutheran that she is, was satisfied when I told her of it, though,
in the nature of things, the idea of her son consorting in that way
with principalities and powers in the enemy's camp must have been
a shock to her.

Speaking of which, reminds me of the one brief glimpse into the
mysteries of the universe I had while in Galesburg, Ill., the same
year. I had been lecturing at Knox College, of which my friend
John Finley was the President. It rained before the meeting, but
when we came out, the stars shone brightly, and I was fired with
a sudden desire to see them through the observatory telescope. The
professor of astronomy took me into the dark dome and pointed the
glass at Saturn, which I knew as a scintillating point of light,
said to be a big round ball like our earth, and had taken on trust
as a matter of course. But to see it hanging there, white and big
as an apple, suspended within its broad and shining ring, was a
revelation before which I stood awe-stricken and dumb. I gazed and
gazed; between the star and its ring I caught the infinite depth of
black space beyond; I seemed to see almost the whirl, the motion;
to hear the morning stars sing together--and then like a flash it
was gone. Crane my neck on my ladder as I might I could not get
sight of it.

"But where did she go?" I said, half to myself.  Far down in the
darkness came the old professor's deep voice:--

"That time you saw the earth move."

And so I did. The clockwork that made the dome keep up with the
motion of the stars--of our world rather--had run down, and when
Saturn passed out of my sight, as I thought, it was the earth
instead which I literally saw move.

And now that I am on my travels let me cross the ocean long enough to
say that my digging among the London slums one summer only served
to convince me that their problem is the same as ours, and is to
be solved along the same lines. They have their ways, and we have
ours, and each has something to learn from the other. We copied our
law that enabled us to tear down slum tenements from the English
statute under which they cleared large areas over yonder long
before we got to work.  And yet in their poor streets--in "Christian
Street" of all places--I found families living in apartments entirely
below the sidewalk grade. I found children poisoned by factory
fumes in a charitable fold, and people huddled in sleeping-rooms
as I had never seen it in New York. And when I asked why the police
did not interfere, they looked at me, uncomprehending, and retorted
that they were on their own premises--the factory, too--and where
did the police come in? I told them that in New York they came in
when and where they saw fit, and systematically in the middle of
the night so that they might get at the exact facts. As for our
cave-dwellers, we had got rid of them a long time since by the
simple process of dragging out those who wouldn't go and shutting
the cellar doors against them. It had to be done and it was done,
and it settled the matter.

"I thought yours was a free country," said my policeman conductor.

"So it is," I told him, "freedom to poison yourself and your neighbor
excepted." He shook his head, and we went on.

But these were mere divergences of practice.  The principle is
not affected. It was clear enough that in London, as in New York,
it was less a question of transforming human nature in the tenant
than of reforming it in the landlord; At St. Giles I found side by
side with the work-house a church, a big bath and wash-house, and
a school. It was the same at Seven Dials. At every step it recalled
the Five Points. To the one as to the other, steeped in poverty and
crime, had come the road-builder, the missionary, the school-teacher,
and let light in together. And in their track was following, rather
faster there than here as yet, the housing reformer with his atoning
scheme of philanthropy and five per cent. That holds the key. In
the last analysis it is a question of how we rate the brotherhood,
what per cent we will take. My neighbor at table in my London
boarding-house meant that, though he put it in a way all his own.
He was a benevolent enough crank, but no friend of preaching. Being
a crank, he condemned preachers with one fell swoop:--

"The parsons!" he said; "my 'evings, what hare they? In hall me
life hi've known only two that were fit to be in the pulpit."

Returning to my own country, I found the conviction deepening
wherever the slum had got a grip, that it was the problem not only
of government but of humanity. In Chicago they are setting limits
to it with parks and playgrounds and the home restored. In Cincinnati,
in Cleveland, in Boston, they are bestirring themselves. Indeed,
in Boston they have torn down more foul tenements than did we in
the metropolis, and with less surrender to the slum landlord. In New
York a citizens' movement paved the way for the last Tenement-House
Commission, which has just finished its great work, and the movement
is warrant that the fruits of that work will not be lost. Listen
to the arraignment of the tenement by that Commission, appointed
by the State:--

"All the conditions which surround childhood, youth, and womanhood
in New York's crowded tenement quarters make for unrighteousness.
They also make for disease. ... From the tenements there comes a
stream of sick, helpless people to our hospitals and dispensaries...
from them also comes a host of paupers and charity seekers. Most
terrible of all... the fact that, mingled with the drunken, the
dissolute, the improvident, the diseased, dwell the great mass of
the respectable workingmen of the city with their families."

This after all the work of twenty years! Yet the work was not wasted,
for at last we see the truth. Seeing, it is impossible that the
monstrous wrong should go unrighted and government of the people
endure, as endure it will, I know. We have only begun to find out
what it can do for mankind in the day when we shall all think enough
about the common good, the _res publica_, to forget about ourselves.

In that day, too, the boss shall have ceased from troubling. However
gross he wax in our sight, he has no real substance. He is but an
ugly dream of political distemper. Sometimes when I hear him spoken
of with bated breath, I think of the Irish teamster who went to
the priest in a fright; he had seen a ghost on the church wall as
he passed it in the night.

"And what was it like?" asked the priest.

"It was like nothing so much as a big ass," said Patrick, wide-eyed.

"Go home, Pat! and be easy. You've seen your own shadow."

But I am tired now and want to go home to mother and rest awhile.




CHAPTER XV

WHEN I WENT HOME TO MOTHER



There was a heavy step on the stairs, a rap that sounded much as
if an elephant had knocked against the jamb in passing, and there
in the door stood a six-foot giant, calmly surveying me, as if I
were a specimen bug stuck on a pin for inspection, instead of an
ordinary man-person with no more than two legs.

"Well?" I said, groping helplessly among the memories of the past
for a clew to the apparition.  Somewhere and sometime I had seen
it before; that much I knew and no more.

The shape took a step into the room. "I am Jess," it said simply,
"Jess Jepsen from Lustrup."

"Lustrup!" I pushed back papers and pen and strode toward the giant
to pull him up to the light.  Lustrup! Talk about seven league
boots! that stride of mine was four thousand miles long, if it
was a foot. It spanned the stormy Atlantic and the cold North Sea
and set me down in sight of the little village of straw-thatched
farm-houses where I played in the long ago, right by the dam in
the lazy brook where buttercups and forget-me-nots nodded ever over
the pool, and the pewit built its nest in spring. Just beyond, the
brook issued forth from the meadows to make a detour around the
sunken walls of the old manse and lose itself in the moor that
stretched toward the western hills.  Lustrup! Oh, yes! I pushed my
giant into a chair so that I might have a look at him.

[Illustration: Ribe, in my Childhood.  Seen from Elisabeth's garden]

He was just like the landscape of his native plain; big and calm
and honest. Nothing there to hide; couldn't if it tried. And, like
his village, he smelled of the barn-yard. He was a driver, he told
me, earning wages. But he had his evenings to himself; and so he
had come to find, through me, a school where he might go and learn
English.  Just so! It was Lustrup all over. I remembered as though
it were yesterday the time I went up to have a look at the dam
I hadn't seen for thirty years, and the sun-fish and the pewit
so anxiously solicitous for her young, and found the brook turned
aside and the western earth-wall of the manse, which it skirted,
all gone; and the story the big farmer, Jess Jepsen's father, told
me with such quiet pride, standing there, of how because of trouble
made by the Germans at the "line" a mile away the cattle business
had run down and down until the farm didn't pay; how he and "the
boy" unaided, working patiently year by year with spade and shovel,
had dug down the nine acres of dry upland, moved the wall into
the bottoms and turned the brook, making green meadow of the sandy
barren, and saving the farm. The toil of twenty years had broken
the old man's body, but his spirit was undaunted as ever. There was
a gleam of triumph in his eye as he shook his fist at the "line"
post on the causeway. "We beat them," he said; "we did."

They did. I had heard it told many times how this brave little
people, driven out of the German market, had conquered the English
and held it against the world, three times in one man's lifetime
making a new front to changed industrial conditions; turning from
grain-raising to cattle on the hoof, again to slaughtered meat,
and once more to dairy-farming, and holding always their own.  How,
robbed of one-third of their country by a faithless foe, they had
set about with indomitable energy to reclaim the arid moor, and
in one generation laid under the plough or planted as woodland as
great an area as that which had been stolen from them. Ay, it was
a brave record, a story to make one proud of being of such a people.
I, too, heard the pewit's plaint in my childhood and caught the
sun-fish in the brook. I was a boy when they planted the black
post at the line and watered it with the blood of my countrymen.
Gray-haired and with old-time roots in a foreign soil, I dream with
them yet of the day that shall see it pulled up and hurled over
the river where my fathers beat back the southern tide a thousand
years.

Jess? He went away satisfied. He will be there, when needed. His
calm eyes warranted that. And I--I went back to the old home, to
Denmark and to my mother; because I just couldn't stay away any
longer.

We had wandered through Holland, counting the windmills, studying
the "explications" set forth in painfully elaborate English on its
old church walls with the information for travellers that further
particulars were to be obtained of the sexton, who might be found
with the key "in the neighborhood No. 5." We had argued with the
keeper of the Prinzenhof in Delft that William the Silent could
not possibly have been murdered as he said he was--that he must
have come down the stairs and not gone across the hall when the
assassin shot him, as any New York police reporter could tell from
the bullet-hole that is yet in the wall--and thereby wounding his
patriotic pride so deeply that an extra fee was required to soothe
it. I caught him looking after us as we went down the street and
shaking his head at those "wild Americans" who accounted nothing
holy, not even the official record of murder done while their
ancestors were yet savages roaming the plains. We had laughed at the
coal-heavers on the frontier carrying coal in baskets up a ladder
to the waiting engine and emptying it into the fender. And now,
after parting company with my fellow-traveller at Hamburg, I was
nearing the land where once more I should see old Dannebrog, the
flag that fell from heaven with victory to the hard-pressed Danes.
Literally out of the sky it fell in their sight, the historic fact
being apparently that the Christian bishops had put up a job with
the Pope to wean the newly converted Danes away from their heathen
pirate flag and found their opportunity in one of the crusades the
Danes undertook on their own hook into what is now Prussia. The
Pope had sent a silken banner with the device of a white cross in
red, and at the right moment, when the other was taken, the priest
threw it down from a cliff into the thick of the battle and turned
its tide. Ever after, it was the flag of the Danes, and their
German foes had reason to hate it. Here in Slesvig, through which
I was travelling, to display it was good cause for banishment.  But
over yonder, behind the black post, it was waiting, and my heart
leaped to meet it. Have I not felt the thrill, when wandering
abroad, at the sight of the stars and stripes suddenly unfolding,
the flag of my home, of my manhood's years and of my pride? Happy
he who has a flag to love.  Twice blest he who has two, and such
two.

We have yet a mile to the frontier and, with the panorama of
green meadows, of placid rivers, and of long-legged storks gravely
patrolling the marshes in search of frogs and lizards, passing
by our car-window, I can stop to tell you how this filial pride
in the flag of my fathers once betrayed me into the hands of the
Philistines. It was in London, during the wedding of the Duke of
York. The king and queen of Denmark were in town, and wherever one
went was the Danish flag hung out in their honor. Riding under one
on top of a Holborn bus, I asked a cockney in the seat next to mine
what flag it was. I wanted to hear him praise it, that was why I
pretended not to know. He surveyed it with the calm assurance of
his kind, and made reply:--

"That, ah, yes! It is the sign of St. John's hambulance corps, the
haccident flag, don't you know," and he pointed to an ambulance
officer just passing with the cross device on his arm. The Dannebrog
the "haccident flag"! What did I do? What would you have done?
I just fumed and suppressed as well as I could a desire to pitch
that cockney into the crowds below, with his pipe and his miserable
ignorance. But I had to go down to do it.

But there is the hoary tower of the old Domkirke in which I was
baptized and confirmed and married, rising out of the broad fields,
and all the familiar landmarks rushing by, and now the train is
slowing up for the station, and a chorus of voices shout out the
name of the wanderer. There is mother in the throng with the glad
tears streaming down her dear old face, and half the town come out
to see her bring home her boy, every one of them sharing her joy,
to the very letter-carrier who brought her his letters these many
years and has grown fairly to be a member of the family in the doing
of it. At last the waiting is over, and her faith justified. Dear
old mother! Gray-haired I return, sadly scotched in many a conflict
with the world, yet ever thy boy, thy home mine. Ah me! Heaven is
nearer to us than we often dream on earth.

[Illustration: At Home in the Old Town The last time we were all
together]

How shall I tell you of the old town by the North Sea that was the
home of the Danish kings in the days when kings led their armies
afield and held their crowns by the strength of their grip? Shall
I paint to you the queer, crooked streets with their cobblestone
pavements and tile-roofed houses where the swallow builds in the
hall and the stork on the ridge-pole, witness both that peace dwells
within?  For it is well known that the stork will not abide with
a divided house; and as for the swallow, a plague of boils awaits
the graceless hand that disturbs its nest. When the Saviour hung
upon the cross, did it not perch upon the beam and pour forth its
song of love and pity to His dying ear, "Soothe Him! soothe Him"?
The stork from the meadow cried, "Strength Him! strength Him!" but
the wicked pewit, beholding the soldiers with their spears, cried,
"Pierce Him! pierce Him!" Hence stork and swallow are the friends
of man, while the pewit dwells in exile, fleeing ever from his
presence with its lonesome cry.

Will you wander with me through the fields where the blue-fringed
gentian blooms with the pink bell-heather, and the bridal torch
nods from the brook-side, bending its stately head to the west wind
that sweeps ever in from the sea with touch as soft as of a woman's
hand? Flat and uninteresting? Yes, if you will. If one sees only the
fields. My children saw them and longed back to the hills of Long
Island; and in their cold looks I felt the tugging of the chain
which he must bear through life who exiled himself from the land
of his birth, however near to his heart that of his choice and his
adoption.  I played in these fields when I was a boy. I fished in
these streams and built fires on their banks in spring to roast
potatoes in, the like of which I have never tasted since. Here
I lay dreaming of the great and beautiful world without, watching
the skylark soar ever higher with its song of triumph and joy, and
here I learned the sweet lesson of love that has echoed its jubilant
note through all the years, and will until we reach the golden
gate, she and I, to which love holds the key.

Uninteresting! Say you so? But linger here with me, casting for
pickerel among the water-lilies until the sun sets red and big
over the sea yonder, and you shall see a light upon these meadows
where the grass is as fine silk, that is almost as if it were not
of earth. And as we walk home through the long Northern twilight,
listening to the curlew's distant call; with the browsing sheep
looming large against the horizon upon the green hill where stood
the old kings' castle, and the gray Dom rearing its lofty head over
their graves, teeming with memories of centuries gone and past,
you shall learn to know the poetry of this Danish summer that holds
the hearts of its children with such hoops of steel.

At the south gate the "gossip benches" are filled.  The old men
smoke their pipes and doff their caps to "the American" with the
cheery welcome of friends who knew and spanked him with hearty good
will when as "a kid" he absconded with their boats for a surreptitious
expedition up to the lake.  Those boats! heavy, flat-bottomed,
propelled with a pole that stuck in the mud and pulled them back
half the time farther than they had gone. But what fun it was! In
after years a steam whistle woke the echoes of these quiet waters.
It was the first one, and the last. The railroad, indeed, came
to town, long after I had grown to be a man, and a cotton-mill
interjected its bustle into the drowsy hum of the waterwheels that
had monopolized the industry of the tovn before, disturbing its
harmony for a season. But the steamboat had no successors.

[Illustration: The gossip benches are filled]

The river that had once borne large ships gradually sanded up at
the mouth, and nothing heavier than a one-masted lighter has come
up, in the memory of man, to the quay where grass grows high among
the cobblestones and the lone customs official smokes his pipe
all day long in unbroken peace. The steamer was a launch of the
smallest.  It had been brought across country on a wagon.  Some
one had bought it at an auction for a lark; and a huge lark was
its year on the waters of the Nibs River. The whole town took a
sail in it by turns, always with one aft whose business it was to
disentangle the rudder from the mass of seaweed which with brief
intervals suspended progress, and all hands ready to get out and
lift the steamer off when it ran on a bank.

There came a day when a more than commonly ambitious excursion
was undertaken, even to the islands in the sea, some six or seven
miles from the town. The town council set out upon the journey,
with the rector of the Latin School and the burgomaster, bargaining
for dinner on their return at dusk. But it was destined that those
islands should remain undiscovered by steam and the dinner uneaten.
Barely outside, the tide left it high and dry upon the sands. It
was then those Danes showed what stuff there was in them. The water
would not be back to lift them off for six hours and more.  They
indulged in no lamentations, but sturdily produced the schnapps
and sandwiches without which no Dane is easily to be tempted out
of sight of his home: the rector evolved a pack of cards from the
depths of his coat pocket, and upon the sandbank the party camped,
playing a cheerful game of whist until the tide came back and bore
them home.

The night comes on. The people are returning from their evening
constitutional, walking in the middle of the street and taking off
their hats to their neighbors as they pass. It is their custom, and
the American habit of nodding to friends is held to be evidence of
backwoods' manners excusable only in a people so new. In the deep
recesses of the Domkirke dark shadows are gathering. The tower clock
peals forth. At the last stroke the watchman lifts up his chant in
a voice that comes quavering down from bygone ages:--

[Illustration: Music]



  Ho, watchman! heard ye the clock strike ten? This
  hour is worth the know--ing Ye house-holds high and
  low, The time is here and go--ing When ye to bed should
  go; Ask God to guard, and say A--men! Be
  quick and bright, Watch fire and light, our clock just now struck ten.



I shall take his advice. But first I must go to the shoe-store to
get a box of polish for my russet shoes. Unexpectedly I found it
for sale there. I strike the storekeeper in an ungracious mood. He
objects to being bothered about business just when he is shutting
up shop.

"There," he says, handing me the desired box.  "Only one more left;
I shall presently have to send for more. Twice already have I been
put to that trouble. I don't know what has come over the town."
And he slams down the shutter with a fretful jerk. I grope my way
home in Egyptian darkness, thanking in my heart the town council
for its forethought in painting the lamp-posts white. It was when
a dispute sprang up about the price of gas, or something. Danish
disputes are like the law the world over, slow of gait; and it was
in no spirit of mockery that a resolution was passed to paint the
lamp-posts white, pending the controversy, so that the good people
in the town might avoid running against them in the dark and getting
hurt, if by any mischance they strayed from the middle of the road.

[Illustration: The Extinct Chimney-sweep]

Bright and early the next morning I found women at work sprinkling
white sand in the street in front of my door, and strewing it
with winter-green and twigs of hemlock. Some one was dead, and the
funeral was to pass that way. Indeed they all did. The cemetery
was at the other end of the street. It was one of the inducements
held out to my mother she told me, when father died, to move from
the old home into that street. Now that she was quite alone, it was
so "nice and lively; all the funerals passed by." The one buried
that day I had known, or she had known me in my boyhood, and it
was expected that I would attend. My mother sent the wreath that
belongs,--there is both sense and sentiment in flowers at a funeral
when they are wreathed by the hands of those who loved the dead, as
is still the custom here; none where they are bought at a florist's
and paid for with a growl,--and we stood around the coffin and sang
the old hymns, then walked behind it, two by two, men and women,
to the grave, singing as we passed through the gate.

"Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust." The clods rang upon
the coffin with almost cheerful sound, for she whose mortal body
lay within was full of years and very tired. The minister paused.
From among the mourners came forth the nearest relative and stood
by the grave, hat in hand. Ours were all off. "From my heart I thank
you, neighbors all," he said, and it was over. We waited to shake
hands, to speculate on the weather, safe topic even at funerals;
then went each to his own.

I went down by the cloister walk and sat upon a bench and thought
of it all. The stork had built its nest there on the stump of a
broken tree, and was hatching its young. The big bird stood on one
leg and looked down upon me out of its grave, unblinking eye as it
did forty years ago when we children sang to it in the street the
song about the Pyramids and Pharaoh's land. The town lay slumbering
in the sunlight and the blossoming elders. The far tinkle of a
bell came sleepily over the hedges. Once upon a time it called the
monks to prayers. Ashes to ashes! They are gone and buried with the
dead past. To-day it summons the Latin School boys to recitations.
I shuddered at the thought. They had at the school, when the bell
called me with the rest, a wretched tradition that some king had
once expressed wonder at the many learned men who came from the
Latin School. And the rector told him why.

[Illustration: The Ancient Bellwoman.]

"We have near here," he said, "a little birch forest. It helps,
your Majesty, it helps." Faithfully did it play its part in my day,
though I cannot bear witness that it helped. But its day passed,
too, and is gone. The world moves and all the while forward.  Not
always with the speed of the wind; but it moves. The letter-carrier
on his collecting rounds with his cart has stopped at the bleaching
yard where his wife and little boy are hanging out washing.  He
lights his pipe and, after a brief rest to take breath, turns to
helping the gude-wife hang the things on the line. Then he packs
the dry clothes in his cart, puts the boy in with them and, puffing
leisurely at his pipe, lounges soberly homeward. There is no hurry
with the mail.

There is not. It was only yesterday that, crossing the meadows
on a "local," I found the train pulling up some distance from the
village to let an old woman, coming puffing and blowing from a
farm-house with a basket on her arm, catch up.

"Well, mother, can she hurry a bit?" spake the conductor when she
came within hearing. They address one another in the third person
out of a sort of neighborly regard, it appears.

"Now, sonny," responded the old woman, as she lumbered on board,
"don't I run as fast as I can?"

"And has she got her fare, now?" queried the conductor.

"Why, no, sonny; how should I have that till I've been in to sell
my eggs?" and she held up the basket in token of good faith.

"Well, well," growled the other, "see to it that she doesn't forget
to pay it when she comes back." And the train went on.

Time to wait! The deckhand on the ferry-boat lifts his hat and bids
you God speed, as you pass.  The train waits for the conductor to
hear the station-master's account of that last baby and his assurance
that the mother is doing well. The laborer goes on strike when his
right is questioned to stop work to take his glass of beer between
meals; the telegraph messenger, meeting the man for whom he has a
message, goes back home with him "to hear the news." It would not
be proper to break it in the street. I remember once coming down the
chain of lakes in the Jutland peninsula on a steamer that stopped
at an out-of-the-way landing where no passengers were in waiting.
One, a woman, was made out, though, hastening down a path that
lost itself in the woods a long way off. The captain waited.  As
she stepped aboard another woman appeared in the dim distance,
running, too. He blew his whistle to tell her he was waiting, but
said nothing. When she was quite near the steamer, a third woman
turned into the path, bound, too, for the landing. I looked on in
some fear lest the steamboat man should lose his temper at length.
But not he. It was only when a fourth and last woman appeared like
a whirling speck in the distance, with the three aboard making
frantic signals to her to hurry, that he showed signs of impatience.
"Couldn't she," he said, with some asperity, as she flounced aboard,
"couldn't she get here sooner?"

[Illustration: The Village Express.]

"No," she said, "I couldn't.  Didn't you see me run?" And he rang
the bell to start the boat.

Time to wait! In New York I have seen men, in the days before the
iron gates were put on the ferry-boats, jump when the boat was yet
a yard from the landing and run as if their lives depended on it;
then, meeting an acquaintance in the street, stop and chat ten
minutes with him about nothing. How much farther did they get than
these? When all Denmark was torn up last summer by a strike that
involved three-fourths of the working population and extended
through many months, to the complete blocking of all industries,
not a blow was struck or an ill word spoken during all the time,
determined as both sides were. No troops or extra police were
needed. The strikers used the time to attend university extension
lectures, visit museums and learn something useful. The people,
including many of the employers, contributed liberally to keep
them from starving. It was a war of principles, and it was fought
out on that line, though in the end each gave in to something. Yes,
it is good, sometimes, to take time to think, even if you cannot
wait for the tide to float you off a sandbank. Though what else
they could have done, I cannot imagine.

That night there was a great to-do in the old town. The target
company had its annual shoot, and the target company included all
of the solid citizens of the town. The "king," who had made the
best score, was escorted with a band to the hotel on the square
opposite the Dom, and made a speech from a window, adorned with
the green sash of his office, and flanked by ten tallow dips by
way of illumination. And the people cheered.  Yes! it was petty
and provincial and all that. But it was pleasant and neighborly,
and oh! how good for a tired man.

When I was rested, I journeyed through the islands to find old
friends, and found them. The heartiness of the welcome that met
me everywhere!  No need of their telling me they were glad to see
me. It shone out of their faces and all over them.  I shall always
remember that journey: the people in the cars that were forever
lunching and urging me to join in, though we had never met before.
Were we not fellow-travellers? How, then, could we be strangers?
And when they learned I was from New York, the inquiries after Hans
or Fritz, somewhere in Nebraska or Dakota. Had I ever met them? and,
if I did, would I tell them I had seen father, mother, or brother,
and that they were well? And would I come and stay with them a
day or two? It was with very genuine regret that I had mostly to
refuse. My vacation could not last forever. As it was, I packed it
full enough to last me for many summers. Of all sorts of things,
too.  Shall I ever forget that ride on the stage up the shore-road
from Elsinore, which I made outside with the driver, a slow-going
farmer who had conscientious scruples, so it seemed, against
passing any vehicle on the road and preferred to take the dust of
them all, until we looked like a pair of dusty millers up there
on the box. To my protests he turned an incredulous ear, remarking
only that there was always some one ahead, which was a fact.  When
at last we drew near our destination he found himself a passenger
short. After some puzzled inquiry of the rest he came back and,
mounting to his seat beside me, said quietly: "One of them fell
out on his head, they say, down the road. I had him to deliver at
the inn, but it can't be blamed on me, can it?"

He was not the only philosopher in that company.  Inside rode two
passengers, one apparently an official, sheriff, or something, the
other a doctor, who debated all the way the propriety of uniforming
the physician in attendance upon executions. The sheriff evidently
considered such a step an invasion of his official privilege.
"Why," cried the doctor, "it is almost impossible now to tell the
difference between the doctor and the delinquent." "Ah, well,"
sighed the other, placidly settling back in his seat. "Just let
them once take the wrong man, then we shall see."

Through forest and field, over hill and vale, by the still waters
where far islands lay shimmering upon the summer sea like floating
fairy-lands, into the deep, gloomy moor went my way. The moor was
ever most to my liking. I was born on the edge of it, and once
its majesty has sunk into a human soul, that soul is forever after
attuned to it.  How little we have the making of ourselves. And
how much greater the need that we should make of that little the
most. All my days I have been preaching against heredity as the
arch-enemy of hope and effort, and here is mine, holding me fast.
When I see, rising out of the dark moor, the lonely cairn that
sheltered the bones of my fathers before the White Christ preached
peace to their land, a great yearning comes over me. There I want
to lay mine. There I want to sleep, under the heather where the
bees hum drowsily in the purple broom at noonday and white shadows
walk in the night.  Mist from the marshes they are, but the people
think them wraiths. Half heathen yet, am I? Yes, if to yearn for
the soil whence you sprang is to be a heathen, heathen am I, not
half, but whole, and will be all my days.

But not so. He is the heathen who loves not his native land. Thor
long since lost his grip on the sons of the vikings. Over the
battlefield he drives his chariot yet, and his hammer strikes fire
as of old. The British remember it from Nelson's raid on Copenhagen;
the Germans felt it in 1849, and again when in the fight for very
life the little country held its own a whole winter against two
great powers on rapine bent; felt it at Helgoland where its sailors
scattered their navies and drove them from the sea, beaten. Yet
never did the White Christ work greater transformation in a people,
once so fierce, now so gentle unless when fighting for its firesides.
Forest and field teem with legends that tell of it; tell of the
battle between the old and the new, and the victory of peace. Every
hilltop bears witness to it.

[Illustration: Holy Andrew's Cross ]

Here by the wayside stands a wooden cross. All the country-side
knows the story of "Holy Andrew," the priest whose piety wrought
miracles far and near. Once upon a time, runs the legend, he
went on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land, and was left behind by his
companions because he would not sail, be wind and tide ever so fair,
without first going to mass to pray for a safe journey. When, his
devotions ended, he went to the dock, he saw only the sail of the
departing craft sinking below the horizon. Overcome by grief and
loneliness, he stood watching it, thinking of friends at home whom
he might never again see, when a horseman reined in his steed and
bade him mount with him; he would see him on his way. Andrew did,
and fell asleep in the stranger's arms. When he awoke he lay on
this hill, where the cross has stood ever since, heard the cattle
low and saw the spire of his church in the village where the vesper
bells were ringing. Many months went by before his fellow-pilgrims
reached home. Holy Andrew lived six hundred years ago. A masterful
man was he, beside a holy one, who bluntly told the king the truth
when he needed it, and knew how to ward the faith and the church
committed to his keeping. By such were the old rovers weaned from
their wild life.  What a mark he left upon his day is shown yet by
the tradition that disaster impends if the cross is allowed to fall
into decay. Once when it was neglected, the cattle-plague broke
out in the parish and ceased, says the story, not until it was
restored, when right away there was an end.

Holy Andrew's church still stands over yonder.  Not that one with
the twin towers. That has another story to tell, one that was believed
to be half or wholly legend, too, until a recent restoration of
it brought to light under the whitewash of the reformation mural
paintings which furnished the lacking proof that it was all true.
It was in the days of Holy Andrew that the pious knight, Sir Asker
Ryg, going to the war, told the lady Inge to build a new church.
The folk-song tells what was the matter with the old one "with wall
of clay, straw-thatched and grim":--


  The wall it was mouldy and foul and green,
  And rent with a crack full deep;
  Time gnaweth ever with sharper tooth,
  Leaves little to mend, I ween.


Nothing was left to mend in the church of Fjenneslev, so she must
build a new. "It is not fitting," says the knight in the song, "to
pray to God in such a broken wrack. The wind blows in and the rain
drips":--


  Christ has gone to His heavenly home;
  No more a manger beseems Him.


"And," he whispers to her at the leave-taking, "an' thou bearest
to our house a boy, build a tower upon the church; if a daughter
come, build but a spire. A man must fight his way, but humility
becomes a woman."

Then the fight, and the return with victory; the impatient ride that
left all the rest behind as they neared home, the unspoken prayer
of the knight as he bent his head over the saddle-bow, riding up
the hill over the edge of which the church must presently appear,
that it might be a tower; and his "sly laugh" when it comes into view
with two towers for one. Well might he laugh. Those twin brothers
became the makers of Danish history in its heroic age; the one a
mighty captain, the other a great bishop, King Valdemar's friend
and counsellor, who fought when there was need "as well with sword
as with book." Absalon left the country Christian to the core. It
was his clerk, Saxo, surnamed Grammaticus because of his learning,
who gave to the world the collection of chronicles and traditionary
lore to which we owe our Hamlet.

[Illustration: Sir Asker Ryg's church at FJennesloevlille ]

The church stands there with its two towers.  They made haste to
restore them when they read in the long-hidden paintings the story
of Sir Asker's return and gratitude, just as tradition had handed
it down from the twelfth century. It is not the first time the
loyal faith of the people has proved a better guide than carping
critics, and likely it will not be the last.

[Illustration: "Horse-meat to-day!" ]

I rediscovered on that trip the ancient bellwoman, sole advertising
medium before the advent of the printing-press, the extinct
chimney-sweep, the ornamental policeman who for professional excitement
reads detective novels at home, and the sacrificial rites of--of
what or whom I shall leave unsaid.  But it must have been an
unconscious survival of something of the sort that prompted the
butcher to adorn with gay ribbons the poor nag led to the slaughter
in the wake of the town drummer. He designed it as an advertisement
that there would be fresh horse-meat for sale that day. The horse
took it as a compliment and walked in the procession with visible
pride. And I found the church in which no collection was ever
taken. It was the very Dom in my own old town. The velvet purses
that used to be poked into the pews on Sundays on long sticks were
missing, and I asked about them. They had not used them in a long
time, said the beadle, and added, "It was a kind of Catholic fashion
anyway, and no good." The pews had apparently suspected as much,
and had held haughtily aloof from the purses. That may have been
another reason for their going.

The old town ever had its own ways. They were mostly good ways,
though sometimes odd.  Who but a Ribe citizen would have thought
of Knud Clausen's way of doing my wife honor on the Sunday morning
when, as a young girl, she went to church to be confirmed? Her
father and Knud were neighbors and Knud's barn-yard was a sore
subject between them, being right under the other's dining-room
window. He sometimes protested and oftener offered to buy, but
Knud would neither listen nor sell. But he loved the ground his
neighbor's pretty daughter walked upon, as did, indeed, every poor
man in the town, and on her Sunday he showed it by strewing the
offensive pile with fresh cut grass and leaves, and sticking it
full of flowers. It was well meant, and it was Danish all over.
Stick up for your rights at any cost. These secure, go any length
to oblige a neighbor.

Journeying so, I came from the home of dead kings at last to that
of the living,--old King Christian, beloved of his people,--where
once my children horrified the keeper of Rosenborg Palace by
playing "the Wild Man of Borneo" with the official silver lions in
the great knights' hall. And I saw the old town no more. But in
my dreams I walk its peaceful streets, listen to the whisper of
the reeds in the dry moats about the green castle hill, and hear
my mother call me once more her boy. And I know that I shall find
them, with my lost childhood, when we all reach home at last.




CHAPTER XVI

THE AMERICAN MADE



LONG ago, when I found my work beginning to master me, I put up a
nest of fifty pigeonholes in my office so that with system I might
get the upper hand of it; only to find, as the years passed, that
I had got fifty tyrants for one.  The other day I had to call in a
Hessian to help me tame the pigeonholes.  He was a serious library
person, and he could not quite make out what it meant when among
such heads as "Slum Tenements," "The Bend," and "Rum's Curse," he
came upon this one over one of the pigeonholes:--



  Him all that goodly company
    Did as deliverer hail.
  They tied a ribbon round his neck,
    Another round his tail.



With all his learning, his education was not finished, for he had
missed the "delectable ballad of the Waller lot" and Eugene Field's
account of the dignities that were "heaped upon Clow's noble yellow
pup," else he would have understood. The pigeonhole contained most
of the "honors" that have come to me of late years,--the nominations
to membership in societies, guilds, and committees, in conventions
at home and abroad,--most of them declined, as I declined Governor
Roosevelt's request that I should serve on the last Tenement-House
Commission, for the reason which I have given heretofore, that to
represent is not my business.  To write is; I can do it much better
and back up the other; so we are two for one. Not that I would be
understood as being insensible of the real honor intended to be
conferred by such tokens. I do not hold them lightly. I value the
good opinion of my fellow-men, for with it comes increased power
to do things. But I would reserve the honors for those who have
fairly earned them, and on whom they sit easy. They don't on me. I
am not ornamental by nature. Now that I have told all there is to
tell, the reader is at liberty to agree with my little boy concerning
the upshot of it.  He was having a heart-to-heart talk with his
mother the other day, in the course of which she told him that we
must be patient; no one in the world was all good except God.

[Illustration: The Cross of Dannebrog.]

"And you," said he, admiringly. He is his father's son.

She demurred, but he stoutly maintained his own.

"I'll bet you," he said, "if you were to ask lots of people around
here they would say you were fine.  But"--he struggled reflectively
with a button--"Gee! I can't understand why they make such a fuss
about papa."

Out of the mouth of babes, etc. The boy is right.  I cannot either,
and it makes me feel small. I did my work and tried to put into it
what I thought citizenship ought to be, when I made it out. I wish
I had made it out earlier for my own peace of mind.  And that is
all there is to it.

For hating the slum what credit belongs to me?  Who could love
it? When it comes to that, perhaps it was the open, the woods, the
freedom of my Danish fields I loved, the contrast that was hateful.
I hate darkness and dirt anywhere, and naturally want to let in
the light. I will have no dark corners in my own cellar; it must
be whitewashed clean. Nature, I think, intended me for a cobbler,
or a patch-tailor. I love to mend and make crooked things straight.
When I was a carpenter I preferred to make an old house over to
building a new. Just now I am trying to help a young couple set up
in the laundry business. It is along the same line; that is the
reason I picked it out for them. If any of my readers know of a
good place for them to start I wish they would tell me of it. They
are just two--young people with the world before them. My office
years ago became notorious as a sort of misfit shop where things
were matched that had got mislaid in the hurry and bustle of life,
in which some of us always get shoved aside. Some one has got to
do that, and I like the job; which is fortunate, for I have no head
for creative work of any kind.  The publishers bother me to write
a novel; editors want me on their staffs. I shall do neither, for
the good reason that I am neither poet, philosopher, nor, I was
going to say, philanthropist; but leave me that.  I would love my
fellow-man. For the rest I am a reporter of facts. And that I would
remain. So, I know what I can do and how to do it best.

[Illustration: After Twenty-five Years.]

We all love power--to be on the winning side.  You cannot help
being there when you are fighting the slum, for it is the cause of
justice and right. How then can you lose? And what matters it how
you fare, your cause is bound to win. I said it before, but it
will bear to be said again, not once but many times: every defeat
in such a fight is a step toward victory, taken in the right spirit.
In the end you will come out ahead. The power of the biggest boss
is like chaff in your hands. You can see his finish.  And he knows
it. Hence, even he will treat you with respect. However he try to
bluff you, he is the one who is afraid. The ink was not dry upon
Bishop Potter's arraignment of Tammany bestiality before Richard
Croker was offering to sacrifice his most faithful henchmen as
the price of peace; and he would have done it had the Bishop but
crooked his little finger in the direction of any one of them. The
boss has the courage of the brute, or he would not be boss; but
when it comes to a moral issue he is the biggest coward in the
lot.  The bigger the brute the more abject its terror at what it
does not understand.

Some of the honors I refused; there were some my heart craved,
and I could not let them go.  There hangs on my wall the passport
Governor Roosevelt gave me when I went abroad, dearer to me than
sheepskin or degree, for the heart of a friend is in it. What would
I not give to be worthy of its faithful affection! Sometimes when
I go abroad I wear upon my breast a golden cross which King Christian
gave me. It is the old Crusaders' cross, in the sign of which my
stern forefathers conquered the heathen and themselves on many a
hard-fought field. My father wore it for long and faithful service
to the State. I rendered none. I can think of but one chance I
had to strike a blow for the old flag. That was when in a typhus
epidemic I found the health officers using it as a fever flag to
warn boats away from the emergency hospital pier at East Sixteenth
Street. They had no idea of what flag it was: they just happened
to have it on hand. But they found out quickly. I gave them half an
hour in which to find another. The hospital was full of very sick
patients, or I should have made them fire a salute to old Dannebrog
by way of reparation. As it was, I think they had visions of ironclads
in the East River. They had one of a very angry reporter, anyhow.
But though I did nothing to deserve it, I wear the cross proudly
for the love I bear the flag under which I was born and the good
old King who gave it to me. I saw him often when I was a young lad.
In that which makes the man he had not changed when last I met him
in Copenhagen.  They told there how beggars used to waylay him on
his daily walks until the police threatened them with arrest. Then
they stood at a distance making sorrowful gestures; and the King,
who understood, laid a silver coin upon the palace window shelf
and went his way. The King must obey the law, but he can forget
the principles of alms-giving, as may the rest of us at Christmas,
and be blameless.

Of that last meeting with King Christian I mean to let my American
fellow-citizens know so that they may understand what manner of man
is he whom they call in Europe its "first gentleman" and in Denmark
"the good King." But first I shall have to tell how my father
came to wear the cross of Dannebrog. He was very old at the time;
retired long since from his post which he had filled faithfully
forty years and more. In some way, I never knew quite how, they
passed him by with the cross at the time of the retirement.  Perhaps
he had given offence by refusing a title.  He was an independent old
man, and cared nothing for such things; but I knew that the cross
he would gladly have worn for the King he had served so well. And
when he sat in the shadow, with the darkness closing in, I planned
to get it for him as the one thing I knew would give him pleasure.

But the official red tape was stronger than I; until one day, roused
to anger by it all, I wrote direct to the King and told him about
it. I showed him the wrong that had been done, and told him that I
was sure he would set it right as soon as he knew of it. And I was
not mistaken.  The old town was put into a great state of excitement
and mystification when one day there arrived in a large official
envelope, straight from the King, the cross long since given up;
for, indeed, the Minister had told me that, my father having been
retired, the case was closed. The injustice that had been done was
itself a bar to its being undone; there was no precedent for such
action. That was what I told the King, and also that it was his
business to set precedents, and he did. Four years later, when I took
my children home to let my father bless them,--they were his only
grandchildren and he had never seen any of them,--he sat in his
easy chair and wondered yet at the queer way in which that cross
came.  And I marvelled with him. He died without knowing how I had
interfered.  It was better so.

[Illustration: King Christian as I saw him last.]

It was when I went home to mother that I met King Christian last.
They had told me the right way to approach the King, the proper
number of bows and all that, and I meant to faithfully observe it
all. I saw a tired and lonely old man, to whom my heart went out
on the instant, and I went right up and shook hands, and told him
how much I thought of him and how sorry I was for his losing his
wife, the Queen Louise, whom everybody loved. He looked surprised
a moment; then such a friendly look came into his face, and I
thought him the handsomest King that ever was. He asked about the
Danes in America, and I told him they were good citizens, better
for not forgetting their motherland and him in his age and loss.
He patted my hand with a glad little laugh, and bade me tell them
how much he appreciated it, and how kindly his thoughts were of
them all.  As I made to go, after a long talk, he stopped me and,
touching the little silver cross on my coat lapel, asked what it
was.

I told him; told him of the motto, "In His Name," and of the labor
of devoted women in our great country, to make it mean what it
said. As I spoke I remembered my father, and I took it off and gave
it to him, bidding him keep it, for surely few men could wear it
so worthily. But he put it back into my hand, thanking me with a
faithful grasp of his own; he could not take it from me, he said.
And so we parted. I thought with a pang of remorse, as I stood in
the doorway, of the parting bow I had forgotten, and turned around
to make good the omission. There stood the King in his blue uniform,
nodding so mildly to me, with a smile so full of kindness, that
I--why, I just nodded back and waved my hand. It was very improper,
I dare say; perfectly shocking; but never was heartier greeting to
king. I meant every bit of it.

The next year he sent me his cross of gold for the one of silver
I offered him. I wear it gladly, for the knighthood it confers
pledges to the defence of womanhood and of little children, and
if I cannot wield lance and sword as the king's men of old, I can
wield the pen. It may be that in the providence of God the shedding
of ink in the cause of right shall set the world farther ahead in
our day than the blood-letting of all the ages past.

These I could not forego. Neither, when friends gathered in the
King's Daughters' Settlement on our silver wedding day, and with
loving words gave to the new house my name, could I say them nay.
It stands, that house, within a stone's throw of many a door in
which I sat friendless and forlorn, trying to hide from the policeman
who would not let me sleep; within hail of the Bend of the wicked
past, atoned for at last; of the Bowery boarding-house where I lay
senseless on the stairs after my first day's work in the newspaper
office, starved well-nigh to death. But the memory of the old days
has no sting. Its message is one of hope; the house itself is the
key-note. It is the pledge of a better day, of the defeat of the
slum with its helpless heredity of despair. That shall damn no longer
lives yet unborn. Children of God are we! that is our challenge to
the slum, and on earth we shall claim yet our heritage of light.

[Illustration: The Jacob A. Riis House No 50 Henry Street, New
York]

Of home and neighborliness restored it is the pledge. The want of
them makes the great gap in the city life that is to be our modern
civic life.  With the home preserved we may look forward without
fear; there is no question that can be asked of the Republic to
which we shall not find the answer. We may not always agree as to
what is right; but, starting there, we shall be seeking the right,
and seeking we shall find it. Ruin and disaster are at the end of
the road that starts from the slum.

Perhaps it is easy for me to preach contentment.  With a mother
who prays, a wife who fills the house with song, and the laughter
of happy children about me, all my dreams come true or coming true,
why should I not be content? In fact, I know of no better equipment
for making them come true: faith in God to make all things possible
that are right; faith in man to get them done; fun enough in between
to keep them from spoiling or running off the track into useless
crankery. An extra good sprinkling of that! The longer I live the
more I think of humor as in truth the saving sense. A civil-service
examination to hit home might well be one to make sure the man
could appreciate a good story. For all editors I would have that
kind made compulsory. Here is one chiding me in his paper,--oh! a
serious paper that calls upon parents to "insist that children's
play shall be play and not loafing" and not be allowed to obscure
"their more serious responsibilities,"--chiding me for encouraging
truancy! "We are quite sure," he writes, "that no really well-brought
up and well-disposed boy ever thinks of such a thing." Perish the
thought! And yet, if he _should_ take the notion,--you never can
tell with the devil so busy all the time,--there's the barrel they
kept us in at school when we were bad; I told of it before. Putting
the lid on was a sure preventive; with our little short legs
we couldn't climb out. Don't think I recommend it. It just comes
to me, the way things will. It was held to be a powerful means of
bringing children up "well disposed" in those days.

[Illustration: Christmas Eve with the King's Daughters]

Looking back over thirty years it seems to me that never had man
better a time than I. Enough of the editor chaps there were always
to keep up the spirits. The hardships people write to me about were
not worth while mentioning; and anyway they had to be, to get some
of the crankery out of me, I guess. But the friendships endure.
For all the rebuffs of my life they have more than made up. When I
think of them, of the good men and women who have called me friend,
I am filled with wonder and gratitude. I know the editor of the
heavy responsibilities would not have approved of all of them. Even
the police might not have done it.  But, then, police approval is
not a certificate of character to one who has lived the best part
of his life in Mulberry Street. They drove Harry Hill out of the
business after milking him dry. Harry Hill kept a dive, but he
was a square man; his word was as good as his bond. He was hardly
a model citizen, but in a hard winter he kept half the ward from
starving; his latch-string hung out always to those in need. Harry
was no particular friend of mine; I mention him as a type of some
to whom objection might be made.

But then the police would certainly disapprove of Dr. Parkhurst,
whom I am glad to call by the name of friend. They might even object
to Bishop Potter, whose friendship I return with a warmth that is
nowise dampened by his disapproval of reporters as a class. There
is where the Bishop is mistaken; we are none of us infallible,
and what a good thing it is that we are not. Think of having an
infallible friend to live alongside of always! How long could you
stand it? We were not infallible, James Tanner!--called Corporal
by the world, Jim by us--when we sat together in the front seats of
the Old Eighteenth Street Church under Brother Simmons's teaching.
Far from it; but we were willing to learn the ways of grace, and
that was something.  Had he only stayed! Your wife mothered my
Elisabeth when she was homesick in a strange land.  I have never
forgotten it. And you could pass civil service, Jim, on the story
I spoke of. I would be willing to let the rest go, if you will
promise to forget about that bottle of champagne. It was your
doings, anyhow, you know.

[Illustraion: James Tanner.]

Amos Ensign, I did not give you the credit you should have had for
our success in Mulberry Street in the early days, but I give it to
you now. You were loyal and good, and you have stayed a reporter,
a living denial of the charge that our profession is not as good
as the best Dr. Jane Elizabeth Robbins, you told me, when I was
hesitating over the first chapters of these reminiscences, to take
the short cut and put it all in, and I did, because you are as
wise as you are good. I have told it all, and now, manlike, I will
serve you as your sex has been served from the dawn of time: the
woman did it! yours be the blame. Anthony Ronne, dear old chum in
the days of adversity; Max Fischel, trusty friend of the years in
Mulberry Street, who never said "can't" once--you always knew a
way; Brother W. W. J. Warren, faithful in good and in evil report;
General C. T. Christensen, whose compassion passeth understanding,
for, though a banker, you bore with and befriended me, who cannot
count; Mrs. Josephine Shaw Lowell, my civic conscience ever; John
H. Mulchahey, without whose wise counsels in the days of good
government and reform the battle with the slum would surely have
gone against us; Jane Addams and Mrs. Emmons Blaine, leaven that
shall yet leaven the whole unsightly lump out yonder by the western
lake and let in the light; A. S. Solomons, Silas McBee, Mrs. Roland
C. Lincoln, Lilian D. Wald, Felix Adler, Endicott Peabody, Lyman
Abbott, Louise Seymour Houghton, Jacob H. Schiff, John Finley,--Jew
and Gentile who taught me why in this world personal conduct and
personal character count ever for most,--my love to you all! It is
time I am off and away. William McCloy, the next time I step into
your canoe and upset it, and you turn that smiling countenance upon
me, up to your neck in the lake, I will surely drown you.  You are
too good for this world. J. Evarts Tracy, host of my happy days on
restful Wahwaskesh!  I know of a certain hole in under a shelving
rock upon which the partridge is wont to hatch her young, where
lies a bigger bass than ever you tired out according to the rules
of your beloved sport, and I will have him if I have to charm him
with honeyed words and a bean-pole. And Ainslie shall cook him to
a turn. Make haste then to the feast!

[Illustration: The little ones from Cherry Street.]

Ahead there is light. Even as I write the little ones from Cherry
Street are playing on the grass under my trees. The time is at hand
when we shall bring to them in their slum the things which we must
now bring them to see, and then the slum will be no more. How little
we grasp the meaning of it all. In a report of the Commissioner of
Education I read the other day that of kindergarten children in an
Eastern city who were questioned 63 per cent did not know a robin,
and more than half had not seen a dandelion in its yellow glory.

And yet we complain that our cities are misgoverned!  You who think
that the teaching of "civics" in the school covers it all, I am
not speaking to you. You will never understand. But the rest of
you who are willing to sit with me at the feet of little Molly and
learn from her, listen: She was poor and ragged and starved. Her
home was a hovel. We were debating, some good women who knew her
and I, how best to make a merry Christmas for her, and my material
mind hung upon clothes and boots and rubbers, for it was in
Chicago.  But the vision of her soul was a pair of red shoes! Her
heart craved them; aye, brethren, and she got them. Not for all
the gold in the Treasury would I have trodden it under in pork and
beans, smothered it in--no, not in rubber boots, though the mud in
the city by the lake be both deep and black. They were the window,
those red shoes, through which her little captive soul looked out
and yearned for the beauty of God's great world.  Could I forget
the blue boots with the tassels which I worshipped in my boyhood?
Nay, friends, the robin and the dandelion we must put back into
those barren lives if we would have good citizenship.  They and the
citizenship are first cousins.  We robbed the children of them, or
stood by and saw it done, and it is for us to restore them. That
is my answer to the missionary who writes to ask what is the "most
practical way of making good Christians and American citizens" out
of the emigrants who sit heavy on her conscience, as well they may.
Christianity without the robin and the dandelion is never going to
reach down into the slum; American citizenship without them would
leave the slum there, to dig the grave of it and of the republic.

Light ahead! The very battle that is now waged for righteousness
on the once forgotten East Side is our answer to the cry of the
young who, having seen the light, were willing no longer to live in
darkness. I know, for I was one of the committee which Dr. Felix
Adler called together in response to their appeal a year ago.
The Committee of Fifteen succeeded to its work. "What does it all
help?" the doubting Thomases have asked a half-score years, watching
the settlements build their bridge of hearts between mansion and
tenement, and hundreds give devoted lives of toil and sacrifice to
make it strong and lasting; and ever the answer came back, sturdily:
"Wait and see! It will come." And now it has come. The work is
bearing fruit. On the East Side the young rise in rebellion against
the slum; on the West Side the League for Political Education runs
a ball-ground. Omen of good sense and of victory!  So the country
is safe. When we fight no longer for the poor, but with the poor,
the slum is taken in the rear and beaten already.

[Illustration: My Silver Bride.]

The world moves. The Bend is gone; the Barracks are gone; Mulberry
Street itself as I knew it so long is gone. Cat Alley, whence came
the deputation of ragamuffins to my office demanding flowers for
"the lady in the back," the poor old scrubwoman who lay dead in
her dark basement, went when the Elm Street widening let light into
the heart of our block. The old days are gone. I myself am gone.
A year ago I had warning that "the night cometh when no man can
work," and Mulberry Street knew me no more. I am still a young
man, not far past fifty, and I have much I would do yet. But what
if it were ordered otherwise?  I have been very happy. No man ever
had so good a time. Should I not be content?

[Illustration: Here comes the Baby!]

I dreamed a beautiful dream in my youth, and I awoke and found
it true.  My silver bride they called her just now.  The frost is
upon my head, indeed; hers winter has not touched with its softest
breath. Her footfall is the lightest, her laugh the merriest in
the house. The boys are all in love with their mother; the girls
tyrannize and worship her together. The cadet corps elects her
an honorary member, for no stouter champion of the flag is in the
land. Sometimes when she sings with the children I sit and listen,
and with her voice there comes to me as an echo of the long past
the words in her letter, that blessed first letter in which she
wrote down the text of all my after-life: "We will strive together
for all that is noble and good." So she saw her duty as a true
American, and aye! she has kept the pledge.

But here comes our daughter with little Virginia to visit her
grandpapa. Oh, the little vixen! Then where is his peace? God bless
the child!

*       *        *       *        *

I have told the story of the making of an American.  There remains
to tell how I found out that he vas made and finished at last.
It was when I went back to see my mother once more and, wandering
about the country of my childhood's memories, had come to the city
of Elsinore. There I fell ill of a fever and lay many weeks in
the house of a friend upon the shore of the beautiful Oeresund.
One day when the fever had left me they rolled my bed into a room
overlooking the sea.  The sunlight danced upon the waves, and the
distant mountains of Sweden were blue against the horizon. Ships
passed under full sail up and down the great waterway of the
nations. But the sunshine and the peaceful day bore no message to
me.  I lay moodily picking at the coverlet, sick and discouraged
and sore--I hardly knew why myself.  Until all at once there sailed
past, close inshore, a ship flying at the top the flag of freedom,
blown out on the breeze till every star in it shone bright and
clear. That moment I knew. Gone were illness, discouragement, and
gloom! Forgotten weakness and suffering, the cautions of doctor
and nurse. I sat up in bed and shouted, laughed and cried by turns,
waving my handkerchief to the flag out there. They thought I had
lost my head, but I told them no, thank God! I had found it, and
my heart, too, at last. I knew then that it was my flag; that my
children's home was mine, indeed; that I also had become an American
in truth. And I thanked God, and, like unto the man sick of the
palsy, arose from my bed and went home, healed.

[Illustration: That minute I knew]




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